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The reconquista of Tikrit is actually pretty good.
Alternate universe.
No thanks I'll stay in this one
@Cerberus The dubbing is easier to hear and understand for me. Small steps, doggy, small steps.
I see.
I also recommend song.
I would rather die than listen to dubbing myself.
I'm not doing it for entertainment or pleasure, but because it suits my purpose of learning quickly.
Already I am feeling myself transported into that realm where I'm understandings without conscious translation.
00:06
I'd rather live and just close my eyes
It helps that I also have the closed captions on. Training wheels that are necessary for now.
Subtitles are good.
Many Chinese movies are dubbed in the language they're filmed in
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's undisguised homework. Sorry, the homework fairy's taking a break. — John Lawler 7 mins ago
@tchrist Ya lo sé qué voy a hacer
00:12
@Mitch ADR != dubstep
@Robusto Or lo que.
Is there a past definite tense? — Janus Bahs Jacquet 2 mins ago
No, only the aorist optative. — John Lawler 25 secs ago
They must be drinking.
Typo
Lawler nearly never closevotes.
I'm typing on the damn tablet and it is not optimal
@Robusto That one I wouldn’t put the lo before the . Saying "I know what I’m gonna do" is probably just Sé lo que voy a hacer.
@Robusto Believe it.
@tchrist Tal vez.
Stupid predictive typing fucks the hell out of Spanish.
Haha, I had to add hell to the stupid dictionary.
00:24
I turn all that jazz off.
Which is only fair, considering that the reverse condition also holds true.
It's a little-known fact that all last names are designed and manufactured in a factory south of Montreal. The delivery systems are always in a state of flux, with all kinds of local laws and conventions, but somehow they manage to always deliver the most popular names, every day, worldwide. — John Lawler 30 mins ago
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Q: Passive voice and the WH-questions

Dessyi find these two examples in a book.They are questitions and they are in the passive voice. 1)What kind of animal is called Emperor?The penguin. 2)What is cheese made from?From milk. And i know that the form of a passive voice question is wh-question+'to be'+subject+past participle BUT why in th...

Stupid passive crap.
Why do they inflict this crap on poor learners?
00:42
@tchrist Now everyone is indulging in corpse fucking. The post is dead and everyone just wants to have their jollies with it.
squick
he is
01:00
Well, that was a thoroughly stupid movie.
Kind of a poor man's Inception.
But hey, at least you get to see Rosario Dawson's vulva.
01:11
And I got a lot of practice in oral (aural) comprehension.
I could not have watched that movie in English, I'll tell you that.
 
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@Robusto Heh.
 
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03:37
@Cerberus These are in Spanish, not English. So I read what people are saying as I hear them saying it.
Yes.
That helps.
 
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05:22
@Mitch - I tried to delete but got a scary-looking warning about being punished with something sinister.
06:10
@Robusto I guess :) The desk is not IKEA though.
IKEA means: Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd. Ingvar Kamprad ...
Interesting, never believe advertising :-)
 
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:)
Ingvar Kamprad owns the whole thing alone. IIRC
 
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10:39
People who are learning git should look for a reason.
11:26
@RegDwigнt I have one. My new employer uses it.
Yes, well.
Same, but it still gits my knickers in a snit from time to time.
I prefer mercurial, but, well, not every institution can see the light.
I wonder what's in the 100k swag bag.
Gah, can't type without coffee. I'll try again later.
Yes, you do recall correctly my friend. @JohanLarsson
11:48
There's a 100k swag bag?
Never read the memo.
But my guess is: there's swag in it.
Which is just leftover shake from the bottom of the bag.
I read that as leftover snake.
Pictured from left to right: Snake, a bag of leftovers.
12:21
heh
12:42
@tchrist It will include leftovers from other sites that I frequent, the missive assures me.
Oh, I see. Twenty pounds of "give me the codez" that had expired seven years ago.
Yummy.
> But getting a big ole box of cool stuff from our sites is also a fun way to mark the occasion, so we put together a collection of swag for you. It's just a small token of our appreciation for everything you've done.
That's a big ole box of RC coda.
So. Um. Big box of cool, or a small appreciation. Pick one.
You do know what "I appreciate it" means, right?
Not just "a small appreciation" . . . it's "just a small appreciation."
"I appreciate it" is a very quick and easy way to identify people who wouldn't give a shit if you died tomorrow.
12:47
@RegDwigнt The other quick way to identify such people is simply to look around and see other people.
Sounds like work.
Looking around is active. Hearing is passive.
Easier than the work you describe.
Nah, I outsource the work of me having to look to them having to say it.
I think I'm in the plus here.
@Robusto it might be small, but it comes in a big box. Like LEGO.
And we're totally forgetting that the way is fun!
The way is the zeal, as they say in German. Or something like tat.
@RegDwigнt I think they mean "The path is the goal." Or something like that.
Google says it's the route and not the path. Why do you suck at German so much?
12:52
wonders if zeal and Ziel are related
Looks like my desk will be fixed in an enterprise way. The supplier requested an order before sending someone to fix it. Now I've been contacted by two persons from purchasing. Guess there will be meetings and stuff.
Navy Zeals.
wonders if zeal and Ziel are retarded
Dunno how many weeks I'll be working standing up.
@JohanLarsson Be happy that you are in the Workers' Paradise.
12:53
:)
Relates that Zelda is wondrous.
@JohanLarsson I prefer to work standing up these days. That's something I believe I'll have to give up with the new job. But we'll see.
We're spending all our lives standing in the workers paradise.
I think it is a true paradise for those who aims to not work. Or do meta-mork.
Tell me why are we too blind to see?
12:54
@Robusto I guess standing is bearable, keyboard in nipple height is < optimal though.
Shadow of Morkor.
@JohanLarsson Anytime anyone says "enterprise solution" I think of a Rube Goldberg apparatus.
Meta-Morkor :-)
@JohanLarsson Better than chin height, what? But work the problem, man! You can have your own enterprise solution to the problem, which would be to take paid leave until they furnish you with a desk you can actually work at. Or, more likely, one you actually have to work to fuck off at.
12:56
@Robusto SAP R/3. The "R" stands for "Rube".
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Q: In the MLA style, can citations be placed in footnotes instead of parathentically?

AlexI'm writing an research paper at the moment that I'm fairly certain has to be written in the MLA style. I would prefer to use Chicago style due to it's lovely citation format, but I don't think that is possible. My question is: is it permissible to cite works as footnotes instead of in a parenthe...

Just gimme teh codez.
SAP does nothing and costs everything. And they built a very successful business around it.
@Robusto I'm working on secret stuff now. If I was|were not I could push it to github and go home and work.
was were is impossible to figure out.
@JohanLarsson You are trying to secrete stuff? There's your problem, right there.
@Robusto the first rule of the MLA style is, "no one asks if you're using the MLA style".
12:58
derp, did I French it?
@RegDwigнt The second rule is, "Who gives a flying fuck?"
Yes. The first two rules are always the same.
@RegDwigнt SAP is the scientology of enterprise software solutions.
That'd be SESS. Or SoESS.
Dr Soess.
Bad SoESS to you.
12:59
The SAP the SAP I do not like that SAP.
Would you like it in a cubicle? Would you like it with a rubicle?
No seriously, we had people from our company fly over to SAP to help them with their shit. Their software does nothing, and they do not know what it is they want it it do, and if they did it'd still do nothing because they can't program their way out of a wet paper Hello World.
But look at them stocks. That's the way you do it.
We charged them a few million, and they didn't even blink, because that's how much they charge their customers for email postage in any given hour.
What do they even say they do for you? I'm still confused about what they purport to offer.
When I grow up, I will invent a device to slap SAP over the Internet.
@Robusto they have a website with some blue on it. And smiling people with manila folders.
It's like those ads for Nexium. They never even say what the drug does, they just say it's "the purple pill" and they show people flying in the sky. Well, who wouldn't want to be able to fly?
@RegDwigнt You will have to pay me royalties or face patent infringement litigation.
Speaking of which, why is the MLA question still open?
13:06
Because bitching about open questions is way more fun than not bitching about closed questions.
It's fan service.
Next time try to get some more shots of Marina Sirtis's boobs into it.
Sounds Greek to me.
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Here are seven of her boobs. Enjoy.
I'm still trying to figure out how Spanish managed to twist "the chemist" into el químico.
13:09
Same in Russian. Химик.
It's English that's the odd one out, with this -ist nonsense.
Why can't people just speak English, like everybody else?
Chemiker.
@Robusto because people are boobs. From another planet.
It is the next generation. So cry me a river.
@infinitesimal I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
It looks like an ill-bred mixture of Super Mario and a Super Mario level.
Yeah. As the German saying goes, "is this art, or can we throw it away".
I tried to star it and they freaked out :(
13:13
Le freak, c'est chic.
@RegDwigнt The bank I used to work for had a stempel that read Wegwerfsmateriel (or something like that). I used to wonder why you would stamp something like that instead of just throwing it away.
@infinitesimal so let's see what they do if someone pins it.
Aah freak out!
@Robusto "And as for you. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!"
13:15
@Robusto That might be straight from the Greek χημικός (chimikos).
@terdon Nonsense. The Greeks were never enqueued.
They were enqueued with boobs. It was sirtious business.
@Robusto But they were often enculéed.
@terdon Ouch. Next time give us some lubricant, willya!
13:17
I'm gonna try and get suspended by starring them all };-)
Wish me luck
@infinitesimal Again?
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Q: Origins: "try and" over "try to" — how did we get there from here?

RobustoIn written and standard semi-formal (and above) spoken English, one would use "try to": Try to be a better person. Try to get the fishhook out of my thumb, please. Try to find a pharmacy when you need one. But in spoken English, we (Americans, at least) usually substitute "try and...

@Robusto if they gave you lubricant, they'd be Romans and no Greeks.
@RegDwigнt I think we need @Cerb to make a ruling on that.
@Robusto answer. We tried to get there from here and we succeeded.
13:19
You say that, and yet you still live in Europe.
Keerist, is every music ever composed now available on YouTube?
Exactly. I failed to die with the other pioneers in their noble shit.
Better to live in Europe than to die in America.
Cheaper, too.
@terdon if at first you don't succeed ...
But you must try, try and try, try and try, you'll convict at last.
@RegDwigнt That's loser talk.
... learn first from your mistakes
13:22
@Robusto yes, and you're paying thousands upon thousands of dollars to your government to buy computers to make a copy of this publicly available loser talk, and then not even read it.
As well as your successes
At least to me my loser talk is free.
You can't beat that with your coupons.
Hmm, "types of things" has surpassed "close the light" and appears to be pulling away.
Sounds like a job for the Midnight Towboy.
> Ella llamaba a un hotel.
What did she used to call it?
Also, are you saying she's a ho?
13:30
THEN HO WAS PHONE
Ho Chi Minh was a notable celebrity Ho from the '60s.
He was the Kim Kardashian of his day.
Holarious.
I had to correct my spelling after checking Know-Your-Meme.
Hi all.
Could anybody please explain some lines from Shakespeare's sonnet?
Ho-llo.
Could? Yes.
13:34
We could try, though we could never succeed.
«Those lips that Love's own hand did make…»
It's poetry, not a hoover handbook.
What does «to make own hand» mean?
It means nothing, which is why that's not what Shakespeare says.
It's not "to make own hand". It is "own hand did make".
@mikeonly Love is the personification of love. Think of Eros, the Greek god.
Or Aphrodite.
13:35
You do not make own hand. The own hand is the one making here.
It is the subject and not the object.
@RegDwigнt Ok. Sorry. So what is the phrase?
The phrase is "X makes Y".
Ok. So…
And the X is the hand.
And the Y is the lips.
Ok. I've understood that part.
13:36
I make a sandwich. You make a left turn. Love's own hand makes lips.
Thanks for clearing.
He refers to lips which are made by some God, doesn't he?
Why God?
He says Love.
He specifically does not say God's own hand.
He could, without even changing the metrum. But he doesn't.
@RegDwigнt Ok, understood.
Thanks. One more is coming.
@tchrist: Consider the sentence "She did not call her family for two years." Which version of did not call would you use there, llamó or llamaba?
Llamó
Durante.
13:40
«Chiding that tongue that ever sweet
Was used in giving gentle doom…»
@tchrist They are offering llamaba there, probably because they are talking about continuous past.
I think it should mean something like she has never used her tongue to say those hurty words.
If you are talking about telling a story, yes then that would take the imperfect.
If you are saying that she didn't call you for five days last week, it would be preterite.
@mikeonly Be sure to use the word "hurty" to your teacher. She will love it.
@Robusto Why?
13:41
Just messin' with ya.
The hurdy-gurdy is a stringed instrument that produces sound by a crank-turned, rosined wheel rubbing against the strings. The wheel functions much like a violin bow, and single notes played on the instrument sound similar to those of a violin. Melodies are played on a keyboard that presses tangents — small wedges, typically made of wood — against one or more of the strings to change their pitch. Like most other acoustic stringed instruments, it has a sound board to make the vibration of the strings audible. Most hurdy-gurdies have multiple drone strings, which give a constant pitch accompaniment...
«Chiding that tongue that ever sweet
Was used in giving gentle doom…»

So in which sense is «ever» used?
Organistrum.
@mikeonly forever.
13:42
@mikeonly Forever and ever, Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Always. It's an itensifier.
jinx
And then there were three.
Holla. What ho?
Ok. So that tongue was forever sweet?
@mikeonly Always.
13:44
That tongue.
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A: Use of “ever” in non-negated sentence

tchrist I do recall ever seeing my mother in the light of day. A legal reading of that sentence is one in which ever here means always, as ever and anon it is wont to do. Wherefore given that this sentence is clearly grammatical: I do recall always seeing my mother in the light of day. Then s...

I say always. I don't think you can say forever.
Just because it's ever sweet, you can't know if it's forever sweet.
Right.
I agree. Always. As a habit.
@tchrist Oh, yes. So together «that ever sweet» is an adjective and further the verb goes?
13:46
No implication for the future, like forever would mean.
Boo-Ya Tribe can be ever sweet to you today, and then tomorrow kill your mother, your sister, your dad.
Right.
@tchrist They use desde hace instead of durante. Which makes me more inclined to use llamó.
@mikeonly Well.
@Robusto Oh, that might still be ongoing with desde hace.
Not sure, need more conttext.
@Robusto ¡Ka-ahrl!
13:48
@tchrist They don't have more context. It's a sentence from an exercise.
@mikeonly Change "ever sweet" to "eversweet" as in "evergreen", and it will clear up.
@tchrist Thanks. Now everything is clear. :)
@Robusto "Ella no me llama desde hace dos años" => "She hasn’t called me in two years."
"Ella no me llamaba desde hace dos años" => "She hadn’t called me in two years."
In the context of relating something in the past.
Just backshifting.
Or "for two years". Same thing.
@tchrist Don't you mean llamó?
Just don’t say since.
@Robusto Not if you were narrating a past, using backshifting.
13:53
Hmm. Confusion reigns.
En aquella época, dominaba la confusión.
You’re not saying it’s a done deal yet.
You’re just switching to the narrative past.
@RegDwigнt Did you ever get as far along in your Spanish studies as Rob is getting?
Damn their nitpicky behavior. Now they mark me off because I translate "Do you have something for a stomachache?" as Tienes algo para un dolor de estomago? when they prefer ¿Tienes algo para el dolor de estómago?
14:09
@tchrist what you mean, "as far"? Every sentence he's posted so far is Spanish 101.
2 days ago, by RegDwigнt
At 79.2%, I'd expect to be asked to understand something like "Descubrí que no soy disciplinado por virtud, sino como reacción contra mi negligencia; que parezco generoso por encubrir mi mezquindad, que me paso de prudente por mal pensado, que soy conciliador para no sucumbir a mis cóleras reprimidas, que sólo soy puntual para que no se sepa cuan poco me importa el tiempo ajeno. Descubrí, en fin, que el amor no es un estado del alma sino un signo del zodiaco."
Do note how my example, in turn, is still very, very simple.
@RegDwigнt C&P is usually quite simple.
Anyway, cut me some slack. I've only been doing this a couple of months.
I'm not saying a thing. Tchrist asked.
I certainly wasn't as far in school after just a couple months.
But I was asked to compare your "couple months" to my "ever", so he's expecting a biased result.
> A groom had to return home without his bride from a marriage hall in Uttar Pradesh's Kanpur Dehat district after he failed to solve a simple mathematical problem.

The bride-to-be got suspicious of the groom's educational qualification. Her cousins asked the groom to solve simple mathematical question, what is 15+6. The groom failed to give the correct answer and the girl refused to marry him on Wednesday.
> The bride and her cousins received a shock when the groom said 15+6 is 17 instead of 21. This angered the girl, who refused to marry the youth.
I do like it how they tell you what the correct answer would be.
14:30
My little son often happily declares the correct answer, but with reversed numbers.
Or he'll mix up -teens with -ties. Super cute.
He's also very excited to demonstrate how he can count to 100 by twos, then by fives.
Yeah and then they grow up to become senators and still can't tell the difference. So cute.
Sorry.
Just read a story on how the European Central Bank is now fooging us all.
Someone should have told them about the teens and the ties.
@RegDwigнt That's what banks do. Don't be surprised, just bend over.
He was reciting while sitting on the stairs the other day and he got to 100 and flowed right into 102. Holy crap, you'd have thought he won the lottery. "Oh!" he says, jumping up and nearly falling down the stairs, "I bet I could count by twos up to a thousand!"
And the Thames and the Times.
I bet you could. Please do so quietly.
14:33
@Rob I'm okay.
@Robusto yes, but regular banks come from the side, while this one is central. That's what I'm trying to come to terms with.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 That's good. You sounded down.
@Robusto I had to either leave the work building with my laptop, or leave it there and never come back.
The European Central Bank Ass-Fucking Party, a new novel by Ben Dover.
Big Ben Dover.
14:34
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Heh, I take it you took your laptop with you.
@KitZ.Fox quick teach him how to count with negative numbers
@infinitesimal He already knows that.
@RegDwigнt I can almost understand that. I think.
@Robusto indeed.
BRB coffee
His kindergarten screening is going to be interesting.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 congratulations! You can now understand 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all real Spanish text!
Almost.
But that's as good as anything.
14:35
@RegDwigнt Gracias.
@KitZ.Fox and fractions too?
@infinitesimal a little. He's got the gist. Mostly from looking over his brother's shoulder.
Sit him down and do it formally.
Nah, too early.
14:37
He's still having a hard time keeping his pants dry. That's a little more important right now.
Use the combo approach. "If you don't pee until you have counted by twos up to a million, your pants will stay dry".
Right, that's not the issue.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
Yes yes. I am here to suggest.
He wants to learn Irish.
You could suggest about that.
I suggest Tullamore Dew.
Then he can gradually get better.
14:40
haha
Does he understand that -100<-1 @KitZ.Fox?
Yes.
Negative numbers go down.
To the ground.
So that's why the Australian economy is backwards.
14:42
So he counts negative numbers backwards?
Come to this chat, where we understand all things.
@infinitesimal which wards is back?
@infinitesimal Well, that depends on what you mean. I think he counts them the right way.
−100 to −1 or −1 to −100?
-1, -2, -3 ...
Teach him about the hyphens vs minuses before tchrist wakes up.
14:43
blech
@RegDwigнt git is the best vcs. <- period
@JohanLarsson I said look for a reason, and that is not a very reasonable thing to say.
It is the opposite of reason.
Git is so the best that after just a couple years we're about to switch to something else. Just like with every vcs before it. CVS, SVN, Tortoise, everything.
@RegDwigнt Tortoise is not a VCS, but a VCS helper.
This is the sound of me not caring.
We hear that a lot around here.
14:51
By the time I've learned one idiot's preferred way of spelling check out, our company switches to a different idiot.
The Way of Companies by Ben Dover.
At least we still haven't considered using SAP R/3.
Which is to say, much rather we rewrote it from scratch.
So rather than not doing anything at all, our version does something except not what we want.
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Q: Specific And generic reference

Bushra MohammadSo, My Dr Told Me To Make A Project About Specific And generic reference. And I Have No Idea What To Include And How To Start! Help!

I think he should start by capitalizing generic reference.
Seriously, you can't not capitalize just the one thing that you're actually writing about.
It would feel insulted, like a balrog without wings.
Burn it with fire.
15:09
@RegDwigнt secretly glad I got the right answer
15:25
@RegDwigнt A couple of years is a long time in programming.
I can see merit with staying up-to-date.
Working version control is much nicer than broken version control.
@JohanLarsson sorry, argument invalid.
Why do I have to stay up-to-date? Why can't the software?
If SVN is the be-all-and-end-all today, why can't it work to stay that way in two years?
If it keeps releasing updates, and I keep updating it, then why does that not count as "staying-up-to-date" and I have to install an all-new tool instead?
And this is especially crucial in the context of version control.
I can still use my Notepad on Windows 95. But I can't go back a mere three years with my version control system.
15:55
@terdon I don't know it is possible, but the i was often used in other European languages too.
Dutch alchimie = alchemy.
French has chimie, I believe?
@Cerberus I think it was the -ist versus -ico that confused Rob.
Oh...
@Cerberus Yup
Well, -ist is ultimately Greek.
But other languages use it in alchemist and such?
Chemistry.
Oh, you meant the -co was Greek?
Mm I have to go join another march.
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