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12:00
@Robusto Very rarely, I get things.
But timing is everything.
Alas, that was their swan song. They seldom if ever ascended again to its lofty heights.
@tchrist Isn't it rather "I am your servant" what it means?
Like German Servus!.
@Cerberus You’re not helping me get Rob to invest in a pair of kneepads, you know.
Servus (Slovak: Servus, Croatian: Serbus or Servus, Hungarian: Szervusz, Polish: Serwus, Austro-Bavarian: Servus, Romanian: Servus, Slovene: Serbus or Servus, Czech: Servus, Ukrainian: Сервус) is a salutation used in many parts of Central and Eastern Europe. It is a word of greeting or parting like the Italian "Ciao". These words originate from the Latin word for servant or slave, servus. The phrase is an ellipsis of a Latin expression meaning, "I am your servant" or "at your service". Servus is the origin of the word serf. == Usage == Use of this salute is roughly coincident with the boundaries...
@tchrist How obscoene.
12:03
ob scone?
Bibit servus cum ancilla.
@MattЭллен Yippee with clotted cream!
@Cerberus Ok fine, have it your way: he gets one of those little kowtowing pillows for his forehead instead.
And jam!
Bibit servus cum clotted cream.
12:04
Is that what servi use these days?
@Cerberus abscones with the jam
Fie!
@Cerberus No, apparently they use ancillae.
Bad orc head!
@tchrist Who doesn't?
Don't care :p eats jam
12:05
I liked it better as carp.
Tsk.
I’m being koi.
Fishy.
That’s vichyssoise to @terdon.
The Portuguese spell ciao as tchau.
From Vichy? Why?
They spell kwa in French chat.
@tchrist Really! Tha's funny, looks more like fake German.
12:09
@Cerberus He lives in Marseilles. They are famous for their bouillabaisse, also fishy.
@Cerberus Portuguese once had aspirations of being phonetic.
Since that is how it is pronounced, that is how they spell it.
Remember that ch- in Portuguese (as in chá for tea) has the same value as it has in French chat.
So they need the t- to affricate it.
They have their own diphthongs like ão and am (which are respectively the stressed and unstressed version of the very same diphthong), so they couldn’t leave it as -ao lets it confuse people. So they spelled it like they said it and used -au.
Gawd, I'm getting tired of server responses where I ask for a stick of gum and get an entire duffel bag of random data in return.
And it's up to me to parse it all on the client.
Why not just give me the whole fucking database?
The difference between ão/am and au is solely one of nasalization. The au form is not nasalized; the other one is.
They no longer attempt to spell their own words phonetically, instead making you learn a mountain of rules. For the same reason as in English: orthography froze due to print before extensive changes in pronunciation.
But tchau is an import, so they should do it right.
I like that map.
Although I am hardpressed to put a name to each of them.
@tchrist What does Vichy have to do with Marseilles or bouillabaisse?
12:16
@Cerberus Vichyssoise sounds fishy, but isn’t. Bouillabaisse doesn’t sound fishy but is.
@tchrist Ohh you mean like fishysoisse, Jebus.
¡Cuánto me confundes!
@Cerberus The light bulb at last.
You know those are not mind kind of puns.
No, they are mine own.
Coño they’ve made Shiprock a state. Damned the Navajos!
12:18
And Menominee. And Ogallala.
What is this, some American autocthon restoration movement?
I must confess to having some appreciation for their creativity in naming.
@Cerberus Now do that with Europa.
You know, that East America – West America is rather how the Eastcoasters think.
If it ain’t in Eastern Time, it must be the West.
Europa Occidentalis is somewhat less skewed.
But of course things become exceedingly skewed if you include Septentrionalis and Orientalis.
Chaetodontoplus is a genus of marine angelfishes in the family Pomacanthidae. == Species == Ballina angelfish, Chaetodontoplus ballinae Whitley, 1959. Bluespotted angelfish, Chaetodontoplus caeruleopunctatus Yasuda & Tominaga, 1976. Orangeface angelfish, Chaetodontoplus chrysocephalus (Bleeker, 1855). Conspicuous angelfish, Chaetodontoplus conspicillatus (Waite, 1900). Velvet angelfish, Chaetodontoplus dimidiatus (Bleeker, 1860). Scribbled Angelfish, Chaetodontoplus duboulayi (Günther, 1867). Black-velvet angelfish, Chaetodontoplus melanosoma (Bleeker, 1853). Queensland yellowtail angelfi...
@Cerberus But aren’t all counties unevenly distributed in population?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected, Phone number detected: +91-9950211818 vashikaran specialist in haryana on english.stackexchange.com
Thanks, Smoke Detector!
@Robusto Was trying to copy from the map. But yeah, it looked funny.
You should explain why you think beggar “should” be spelled begger with ‑er instead of ‑ar. There are endless ending in ‑ar and ‑or (not to mention ‑our and sometimes ‑re) that are also pronounced the same as the ‑er words are today. Unless you explain what you meant, the same “reasoning” should produce grammar > *grammer, doctor > *docter, glamour > *glammer, acre > *aker. — tchrist 3 mins ago
@Robusto hi
hello
can i ask you if my epigram is grammatically correct?
if not sentimentally agreeable to you?
I think I heard about jam and scones and clotted cream. mmm...
12:47
@Mitch could you check my epigram?
Where is it?
grammar and sentiment are quite different things. also spelling.
Well, at least the metaphor is not mixed.
grammatically... perfectly fine (to me, but I'm not a stickler). style-wise I find it purple to the extreme (look up 'purple prose', kind of over the top in fancy words. Word choice... I don't know what 'pinion' means even in context, and 'murmur', verbed into transitivity is a stretch.
Oh noes! We forgot about elixir and tapir!
Also, now that you've removed it I can't say any more because I've forgotten.
Truly, ELU has reached its nadir.
12:51
@tchrist I have not forgotten my tapir. It's in the backseat...I left the windows rolled down an inch.
I see. like.. Romeo murmuring his love on the wind to Juliet...
Is it not possible?
If our member whine more, we could call it grape-y-er
@tchrist When you think things are at their worst, when it's totally the darkest, just remember...
It can always get worse.
@MattЭллен What’s this about your member?
I share it with my other psyches
12:52
A silver song of a thrush, can't you hear?
I'm sorry I'm all congested so can't hear very well.
@Mitch Bad to würst? Bad to verse?
@MItch Thank you for your help.
Bad to the bone?
@username901345 You're leaving? We've barely begun a conversation!
12:53
sorry to hear that, Senator...
Are you having a tough fight in your primary?
We’ve only just begun. . . .
what with all this cut and thrust, I would like a rapier
Badiverse.
banned to the bone
12:54
Wait, somebody hoisted the Jolly Rodger and didn’t tell me about it?
looks for his dagger
Is my English bad?
@MattЭллен Roasted thrush on a skewer
@tchrist Stand and deliver
@username901345 it seems fine
extemporizes wildly
No, an oiled thrush in a pewter would be nice!
12:56
@Mitch I'm sure you can get a cream for that
@username901345 Which English? Your poetic prose or your regular stuff? Neither is bad actually, very native sounding (no trace of non-nativity at all).
But you did ask about sentimentally agreeable which means anythign goes!
Why does pirate end in Arrh! instead of er . . . ?
@Mitch That's ridiculous! Who in the world would ban Bone? Such a wonderful book!
@Mitch Really? That's the best sort of compliment that anyone could ever ask for; but then people on this forum are all great with such eloquence that anyone who's new here is always struck dumb to the bones.
@terdon You’re right, they’re ripping my skin off.
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Q: Holes in badge display for unawarded badges

tchristIt looks like someone ‪            ‪ something out! When you bring up the badges page, it currently leaves gaping holes in the display for badges that have not been awarded yet: That big hole there looks funny, as though it were a bug. I realize that it is not a bug and that this is complete...

Or merely excoriating me, if you prefer the Latin.
Fileted alive.
@terdon and pretty tame too. half of the plot is about the main character liking some girl. and that's it. He just likes her.
Nice girls finish first.
@tchrist I see you backed down. I do agree that Awarded three times is fine. Certainly better than thrice which does not really sound natural any more. Yes, I also use it at times but it's not in most people's normal vocabulary as you well know.
@Mitch is my sentence there grammatically ok?
13:00
@Mitch IKR? And screamingly funny to boot.
Nice, Finnish girls first.
@Mitch struck dumb to the bones part...is this ok in that context?
@terdon Being ripped a new asshole because some prudes don’t like thrice is insane. They do this to @RegDwigнt all the time, though.
Do they? Poor man must be chock-full of holes by now then.
@username901345 "to the bone" (singular)
13:02
@tchrist Also nadir. A nadir is one who nads, obviously. Ralph Nader got it right.
other points? @Mitch
@terdon I believe he is.
@Robusto And zenith? A lisping philosopher perhaps?
" struck dumb to the bones." sounds a little weird, but probably becaus eof mixed metaphor ('struck dumb' implies to the point of not being able to talk.)
@terdon that would be 'thenith'
i wanted to say "so suprised that you cannot speak..."
13:05
@Mitch And aren't you thenithetht thing!
Yes, the meaning comes across.
How about "struck dumb" all by itself?
@Mitch Don’t know much Spanish, do you now?
@terdon Thank you.
13:06
@username901345 Adding words doesn't make a statement more powerful. Usually it works the other way.
thank you but what about other parts of the sentence
@tchrist I'm speaking English at the moment.
Now I'll try spanish.
Did you know that zenith was a medieval transcription error for azimuth?
azimuth > a zenith
Nice.
OK. I finished Spanish.
13:08
bismuth > two zeniths
@Robusto "If I Had More Time, I Would Have Written a Shorter Letter" - everybody
@Mitch well done
What is God that he should outlive man?
Exactly. The chutzpah.
13:09
In Moby Dick it's the reverse
What is man that he should outlive God?
Itchy.
just a funny rephrasing...
Funny?
witty+
Ecce l’uomo.
13:10
OK...what is clotted cream? It sounds gross.
cream that's been clotted
Only in Devon.
and Cornwall
@MattЭллен well there you go. Disgusting. You chould have the cream well before it ever comes to that.
> Clotted cream is a thick cream made by indirectly heating full-cream cow's milk using steam or a water bath and then leaving it in shallow pans to cool slowly.
13:12
@Mitch You really do need to get out more.
@tchrist Huh, not a word I'd ever written in Spanish, but I would have done so with a z.
@tchrist I saw a window once. Does that count?
@terdon One “can’t” write ze in Spanish.
@tchrist You just did.
Where zero > cero and zebra > cebra.
13:13
Oh? Now that you mention it, it does look odd. So, whenever the vowel is one that would make the c soft, the c is obligatory?
@Mitch Actually, I didn’t.
@terdon Yes!
@Mitch he wrote it in German accented English actually.
@tchrist It was bad Spanish but Spanish nonezeleth.
@terdon That's Dutch!
@terdon P.e.: azulejo v. acimut.
@Mitch Tsk, you're getting your blondes mixed up.
13:15
@MattЭллен You and your 'definitions' and 'knowledge' and 'facts'... pfft.
@Mitch nonzalez
@terdon pushes beer away
Better.
@Mitch ¡Y que dejes las monjas en paz, cabrón!
@username901345 just so you know, and the rest of life is like this, no one here is trying to make people feel dumb, we're just screwing around. and half of everybody is a non-native speaker... in some language
13:17
Yeah, don't touch the thithters!
@Mitch I'm such a prescriptivist
@terdon cítaras
@MattЭллен Hey my knee hurts, can you help me out?
@tchrist No need to be insulting, pendejo.
@Mitch I mean, earlier I was telling someone that words only mean something in context.
@username901345 not to mention that some of the most eloquent and articulate of our users are non-natives.
13:19
@tchrist How dare you speak of your mother like that.
Donde cítara < κιθάρα, desde luego.
@tchrist yes: you are wrong, knees are not allowed to hurt.
@tchrist Yup, got it :)
@MattЭллен oh. can you give me a prescription for my pffting problem? I'm trying to stop all this drooling.
@MattЭллен Hah!
@Mitch I prescribe before I write
13:21
Matt is not a prescriptivist, he's a proscriptivist. So watch yourself.
@MattЭллен oops...I meant 'horse'.
se va
It doesn't meana much except for what little there is.
@terdon I represent that remark.
oh...i am sorry...
You are making me look and feel so dumb. I am so sorry.
@Mitch That's precisely why it was not meant to describe you. Not when you go making such basic mistakes.
@username901345 ??
13:23
I didn't wanna come across as a man of pesky pedantry.
I doubt you'll find any regular here who is not a pedant of some stripe or another.
@username901345 Then you came to the wrong place, pardner.
Kind of jinx.
@username901345 haha...that's all there is here!
Triple jinx!
13:24
it's pedants all the way down
@terdon Mine are horizontal.
Anyone care to make it quad jinx?
@MattЭллен Quad jinx! We did it!
jinx
you guys pedants, ok, i will be one then!
with pride
glad I could oblige
@Mitch Aww, you poor thing, don't you know it's the vertical that are slimming?
@username901345 You can't just become a pedant, you know.
No arriviste pedants in chat, please.
at least an air of it...
I will attire myself in it.
13:25
There is a redolence of pedantry in chat. Proust would be proud.
@terdon I was going to go with diagonals but I could decide between upper left to lower right or lower right to upper left.
Life is made of tough choices.
@Robusto I think he's already here.
@Robusto Prost!
Parvenu.
13:26
I wear my pendant proudly.
Downwind
I am bozo.
Nouveau-cliche.
and a toff
mmm... toffee
13:27
I will flit on to the next tree so ...
@Robusto Hmm, do you rhyme that with nouveau riche?
What else?
Otherwise the pun doesn't work.
And before you can sic the Academie Francaise on me, I will tap the "poetic license" sign.
But, but, that's not how it's pronounced! splutters.
Do you see an accent grave over the e there?
@Robusto They know where you abide.
@Robusto No, but that's just adding insult to injury.
13:31
@terdon The Academie can choose not to be insulted. But they never do.
@terdon grammar storm troopers rappelling down the outside of your building now.
@Robusto That's a characteristic of the nation, not the organization.
@Mitch Hut, hut, hut.
Or perhaps, hutte, hutte, hutte.
@terdon The sound of geese stepping on hats?
Chickens, actually.
Or frogs, to keep on subject.
@terdon Nice!
13:36
America is the final resting place of the accent grave.
It migrated all the way from Europe, just to lie in a shallow grave in Tinsel Town
Tinstle Town?
Maybe
It's a word I never have to spell. A silent tea is natural for a Briton
@MattЭллен Very nice save there!
New question for ELU: Why is busy pronounced with a z sound but Busey with an s?
13:40
@terdon bows
@Robusto Because one is about buziness, while the other concerns buses.
That is wrong on so many levels.
And buziness gets its z from lasiness.
Gary Busey (born June 29, 1944) is an American actor. He has appeared in films such as The Buddy Holly Story (1978) Big Wednesday (1978) Lethal Weapon (1987), Point Break (1991), Under Siege (1992), Black Sheep (1996), and The Gingerdead Man (2005), and has had guest appearances on Gunsmoke, Walker, Texas Ranger, Law & Order, Scrubs, and Entourage. He was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor in 1978 for his role in The Buddy Holly Story. == Early life == Busey was born in Goose Creek, Texas, the son of Sadie Virginia (née Arnett), a homemaker, and Delmer Lloyd Busey, a construction design...
This is all about Buseyness.
Call it "show Buseyness."
13:44
booze boose
ooze oose
@MattЭллен So rust is russ in Britain? Communist!
Do you often pronounce the t in "often"?
not often. someimes
Lier!
Lire!
Lyre!
Lyer!
Lyre, lyre, pans on fyer!
I'm no liar in my lair
There's pyre for that pair
And for hire there's a hare
In some wire underware
@MattЭллен oose? Did you mean the river ouse? Which does tend to ooze.
Lyre, lyre, strings on fire.
13:53
@terdon that makes me think of the river Ankh :D
@MattЭллен So it does :)
I always found the name of the ouse funny. And it does have a nice deep and utterly unappetizing brown color.
:D indeed!
Though, seeing as the damn thing overflows its banks pretty much once a year, it is a good deal less viscous than the Ankh.
There's actually a pub on its banks that has two entrances/bars. Once on the ground floor and one on the first for when it floods.
ha! yes. The ankh might rise, but I imagine it would go up vertically
Yes, and it would instantly become covered in graffiti.
14:07
hi , i m a non native english speaker , I want to about determinant , how to use it mostly "the"
Hi @user153963. Not sure what you mean but you will probably get better answers on English Language Learners.
@user153963 I agree with terdon. However, EL&U does have a wealth of questions about the
thanks
@MattЭллен I not only promise I will not delete my SE and email accounts, I also promise I will not change my username again. =)
@JasperLoy OK!
14:15
Mariah Carey is coming here for one night in Oct. Zubin Mehta the same in Nov. Wow.
are you going to either?
I think probably neither. I don't want to spend too much of my mum's money.
I only spend money on books these days. I allow some indulgence in that.
14:45
Wow, another XXX downvoted me without commenting.
yeah, me too, although I'm not sure I should have answered that question
These XXX probably do not know why they are downvoting, lol.
Please approve my edit.
there are no edits in the queue
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Q: Whats the meaning of "vertical" in a software project description

Will GlückI'm a programmer from brazil and have here a software project to estimate. In the description I found this sentences: "...to provide the use cases for the vertical they might be interested." "...that would be suitable for that particular user and vertical." "...and the selected vertical." I r...

approved!
14:57
To keep my rep at a multiple of 5, lol.
I like to keep mine as a multiple of 1
However, once I reach 2k, I will stop doing that, lol.
15:17
Hi, my senior manager is taking his mother for a medical appointment which he notified by mail now. What would be a professional response?
@thefragmenter I hope she gets better soon?
Are you looking for The Workplace?
@terdon Not really, I just want to know the right words to reply to him. Thank you for that.
@thefragmenter I have no idea. Are you his boss or is he yours? What is the issue? Should he have let you know earlier? Should he not go? Are you worried about his mother? Are you pissed that he's missing work? Is it an emergency? How would we know what you want to say?
15:34
@thefragmenter What do you think you should say?
He is my boss, its not a emergency issue. He is just letting us know he wont be at desk for next 2 hours. Nothing much, I replied back 'Hope she gets well soon". I think its more of a appointment than anything else.
Sounds good to me.
By the way, @Mitch, surely the sound of geese stepping on hats would be goosh.
 
1 hour later…
17:03
Welcome home @matt. I think I have decided on my language and LaTeX books now, lol.
17:26
I have a quick question: What is the word for what the actors are doing on stage? (E.g. :An actor is cowering from another etc.) (I'm writing about The Tempest for some homework)
@tchrist Oh, sure, but it depends on how large you would make the countries.
@Deep I'm not sure I understand.
Lobbying in Brussels.
Notice how most of those companies are not even European parasites.
At least a Dutch company is in the top 5, yay!
Our teacher taught us a word for what actors are doing on stage, and I would like to use it in my work. What should I clarify?
My initial thoughts were Stage Directions, which is wrong, and Cinematography, but thats to do with films
A better explanation would be "The word for what the audience see on stage" An example from The Tempest may be if Caliban is cowering from Prospero During Act 1 Scene 2
@Cerberus
@Deep I'm sorry, I do not understand the question. I will give you a couple of answers that are probably not what you're looking for, so you can tell me why not.
> acting
> a play.
> cowering
> theatre (= the genre/practice of performing plays)
> choreography
hey
hey
17:57
My chromium theme automatically changed to old Internet explorer theme!!
Congratulations!
hey
hey
OMG same the case with firefox theme!!
Umm.
Perhaps you have installed some kind of malware?
hey
hey
nope i was doing experiments with commands in Terminal, lol
But i know askubuntu will help.
@hey Don't do that! If you want to play around with random commands, at least create a different user for it.
hey
hey
18:06
Ya i know i should take care of it. I
Well, let me know if you need help.
WTF?
@Eric: Spanish, Filipino (+ others?) use illnesses as curses. — smci Sep 30 at 0:36
The Spanish don't as far as I know. What, Eres una puta gripe? @tchrist
18:26
@terdon How dare you!
Stop griping!
y tu mama tambien has a cold.
hey
hey
@terdon You can help me here
You piece of...
... athlete's foot!
@hey That looks like you changed the GTK rendering agent. The simplest solution will probably be to log out and back in again or to reboot. Try that and edit your question to mention that it's still a problem if it doesn't fix it.
@Mitch Oy! That's a horrible line of clothes!
18:28
@terdon Gah! You mean Foot Locker?
No, I mean athlete's foot. I couldn't believe the name either.
Free shoe laces with every pair!
OMG. I'm going barefoot then.
Isn't that incredible? Perhaps Athlete's Foot doesn't mean the same thing in au_EN
18:33
I think it is a disease?
Or at the very least an affliction.
A fungus, yes.
Ewwww!
Lovely.
Why did the subject come up?
32 mins ago, by terdon
@Eric: Spanish, Filipino (+ others?) use illnesses as curses. — smci Sep 30 at 0:36
And the subsequent exchange.
:18020632 Removed that since there's no reason to be staring at it. Anyone who wants to can go here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athlete%27s_foot

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