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> dwimmer: DWIM is an acronym for “Do What I Mean”, the principle that something should just do what you want it to do without an undue amount of fuss. A bit of code that does “dwimming” is a “dwimmer”. Dwimming can require a great deal of behind-the-scenes magic, which (if it doesn’t stay properly behind the scenes) is called a dweomer instead.
> dweomer: An enchantment, illusion, phantasm, or jugglery. Said when Perl’s magical dwimmer effects don’t do what you expect, but rather seem to be the product of arcane dweomercraft, sorcery, or wonder working. [From Old English]
I am of course autoplagiarizing myself.
did you make much money on the books?
@tchrist Low six figures "only"? Is that much money important to you?
No and yes.
@Cerberus I just need to pay the bills.
And yes, that is a bit low for my skill set and seniority.
The Google offer was more in line, but I didn’t want to move.
You forgot one instance.
Oh well.
Too late.
And we have no mods here, nor do I wish to invite a non-native mod to fix it.
Plus it will all hit the news when it hits the fan soon enough.
19:05
Kit can delete it with mod powers, or Joseph.
I know, but I have no seen her lately.
Can he?
@JosephWeissman Are you alive?
I suppose he can.
@Cerberus I would be surprised if not
19:06
I think so. I forget the differences in powers between native and alien mods in chat. There are some, but as I am neither, have forgotten them.
Same here.
I would make a terrible moderator.
Same.
All would cower in terror.
For I suffer fools neither gladly nor at all.
Precisely.
I already "moderate" and terrorise certain gates...
19:07
when did they tell you and when is the last day?
Last day was technically today, but I turned everything in yesterday.
I told them last Wednesday; they had been betrayed themselves and were not told.
so it is going to be some serious chatting from now on?
The team learned on Tuesday morning, first day after the holiday.
@JohanLarsson Mayhap.
> And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night!
Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain!
Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning!
Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
All shall love me and despair!
@Cerberus ^^^^^^^^^
wild guess, never read any of his work :)
Goethe?
Lord.
That’s Galadriel turning down the One.
> Frodo bent his head. ‘And what do you wish?’ he said at last.

‘That what should be shall be,’ she answered. ‘The love of the Elves for
their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the Sea, and their
regret is undying and cannot ever wholly be assuaged. Yet they will cast
all away rather than submit to Sauron: for they know him now. For the fate
of Lothlurien you are not answerable but only for the doing of your own
task. Yet I could wish, were it of any avail, that the One Ring had never
19:13
@tchrist Who had not been told?
@tchrist Haha I would have recognised that bit without seeing the name.
@Cerberus My boss. His boss. His boss. They were all told that my contracting company had been told that they would be paying 10% less for contractors, and it was them up to them to absorb the cost or pass it to the contractors. My management chain was all waiting for that shoe to drop, knowing that if I got stuck with a 10% cut, I’d bitch.
And then something completely different happened, and it they were all caught in the dark.
It is never supposed to happen that way either.
People are doing very very very stupid things. Again.
Weird.
You. Have. No. Idea.
Everybody is freaked, outraged.
Those who lead large corporations but did not found them are not seldom fairly incompetent, but the corporation is too big to be destroyed by this.
As to Galadriel, I always wondered why she didn't think Sauron would have captured her, had she used the One.
Yes.
What happened and why I can easily explain.
The surface reason is that last quarter, despite record profits and record revenues, saw a first-ever net reduction in customer count.
19:18
Sauron was more powerful than she, and she knew the One Ring was a conduit for his power.
This was caused by the little guys cutting their rates to sub-marginal.
Ah, I see.
Stole 3m of our customers with those "$10/month guaranteed for your first 3 months".
And those companies of course lost money.
Shareholders demanding blind cost reduction in the short term?
@tchrist you should learn C# now imo
19:19
Not clear what shareholders are demanding.
@JohanLarsson I would certainly rather perish.
would be interesting to hear what you think of it
@tchrist More profits.
And dividenda.
The real problem is something else.
Incompetence is always a problem...
Well, yes.
Which is what has happened here.
Comcast cut a deal with Netflix for the latter to pay the former some sort of access fee.
Do you know why?
Because Netflix was “monetizing” the Comcast backbone without paying them anything for it.
And filling up their pipe.
19:22
yes, the net neutrality thing
While cell phones tend to have data fees or caps, most other services do not.
@MattЭллен Yes, actually.
I saw a nifty vidya on it t'other day
> The world is headed towards an intellectual implosion. -- Random Internet Guy
Is headed right there?
So what has been happening especially over the last year is that major telecoms are all suffering greatly as their networking backbones are getting boned up the yinyang without any lube by the YouTube and Netflix type operations.
@JohanLarsson Sure.
@tchrist I know all about it.
19:24
Ok, so here's the thing.
good, I liked the quote didn't want to mess up the translation
@tchrist I can hardly believe that...
Only a few companies are making those deals.
Customers pay for using their cable/bandwidth to access Netflix. Netflix pays its own provider for uploading its streams.
19:25
@Cerberus 13% saturation to 36% saturation of the total backbone in the space of 12 months, with a non-linear growth curve.
No need for Comcast to double-charge for the same bandwidth.
@Cerberus No, they are not paying for bandwidth.
That’s the point.
And the wholesalers have all-you-can-eat meal plans.
@tchrist Then they should charge their customers more.
surely they can't upload without paying for bandwidth?
@tchrist Sure they are.
19:26
Sigh.
No, they are not.
North Americans almost never pay for bandwidth and data used on broadband connections.
If someone watches a Netflix stream, two parties are already paying for the bandwidth, right? The consumer and Netflix both have computers that use bandwidth.
@Cerberus NO!!!
This is the whole problem.
@tchrist Not per GB, no, but they pay nonetheless.
The infrastructure was built out assuming at most voice.
It cannot handle video.
It was Comcast's choice not to bill based on GB but a fixed rate.
19:27
This is THE problem.
The problem is that Comcast made the choice to sever the link between cost and price.
So when people were sold these fixed-rate broadband connections a few years back, all was fine. Then video hit, and everything is collapsing.
And the telecoms are desperately seeking to recover their costs.
It is very hard.
They should charge based on maximum bandwidth used during Internet rush hour, which I believe is the bulk of their costs.
@tchrist It is their own fault, no offence.
@Cerberus Americans are never used to paying metered rates for some things.
It's what you get when you charge prices that are not based on cost.
@tchrist Neither are we. But that is the telcos' fault.
19:29
Like local dial up connections, which were “free” no matter how much you used, the big sell of broadband was that it was a much faster pipe, and that of course the price was still fixed and not dependent on what you used.
They never imagined so many people using so much, all the time.
1 min ago, by Cerberus
It's what you get when you charge prices that are not based on cost.
Either way, telcos still make huge profits.
Of course they do.
Which is why this is outrageous.
Indeed.
One team of 5 developers now has only 1 because of auto-guillotining of all contractors. Can you imagine the last man standing?
Won't the entire project collapse?
19:37
Probably.
@tchrist yes
admittedly I was on a smaller team, but yes
Then why didn't they cancel the entire project...
Only chance is if they just had a release and will cancel all future ones, going into pure maintenance mode.
@Cerberus Because this was axe-the-contractors day. Employees get the axe come June 6th or 20th. And yes, they probably will. Or reshuffle the cards.
Then why even bother instructing your colleagues?
19:55
I think I understand what the OEM System Builder means. It always refers to the OEM disc that you can use to install the 'OEM version' of the OS on a computer. That's what big companies like HP, Dell, etc. buy from MS (the OEM) and install it (using the OEM preinstall kit) on their machines that they plan to sell. The OS that is available preinstalled on the machine that is now available to the general public is usually referred to as the OEM OS or something of that sort.
@Cerberus Because we don’t know who will get the axe.
Also, the term OEM is a bit ambiguous. It can either refer to the real original equipment manufacturers (MS) or the company who bought the OEM to resell them preinstalled to their product (HP, Dell, etc).
And most of my instruction was by way of documents and manuals.
Explaining the release process, etc.
@Alraxite it always refers to the people who build or resell the computer that the OS is installed on.
@MattЭллен It also refers to the Original Equipment Manufacturers from whom they bought the OS to build their computer. That's what OEM stands for.
I found a page explaining that difference.
Wait.
20:04
@Alraxite I still won't call MS an OEM as they don't make equipment.
@MattЭллен Well, maybe the term OEM is ill-suited here, but in general for any hardware, the OEM can (and should) refer to the original manufacturer of the hardware.
@MattЭллен Also, then, neither are HP and Dell the OEMs of the preinstalled OS's that they ship.
The OS is the OEM part.
@Alraxite no, the OS has an OEM license, because it's being shipped by someone who makes OE, e.g. Dell, or by someone who sells computers.
@tchrist Ah OK, but I meant, if the project is doomed anyway. Or isn't it?
the license refers to the type of entity buying the OS, not the person selling the OS, or all version of windows would be OEM versions
As usual, it is commercialese.
20:13
yeah
It cannot be relied upon to be efficient or consistent.
Hi guys :-)
But @Alraxite I know installation discs with OEM versions of Windows are often called just that, "OEM versions".
Hi, pally!
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20:32
I don't like it but it seems the slash is actually a good way to express a short list/enumeration/set with an implicit or
I'd prefer Male|Female rather than Male/Female
I prefer the the slash.
The vertical bar doesn't look right alone.
:D
Vertical bars look better in pairs, as in |x|; in my opinion.
bugs in the software
Oh well.
they've eaten the line away
Something's fishy. Relog.
termites?
20:51
Hello.
Meh. No change.
welcome back!
Well anyway.
The site is under maintenance and stuff.
Here it is:
> In many ways, this already is a poetry analysis site, except the poetry isn't Official Poetry. The best definition of poetry I ever encountered was in Chapter 111a of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues:
20:52
Main site still won't load for me. How about you?
@RegDwigнt A very succinct definition.
Oh fuuu why did I write "OED" there??
What rascal starred my typo?
Most people see the glass as half empty pally.
I don't know what Cerberus is talking about.
Get with the program.
I'm glad it's half empty, less chance I'll knock it over. I'd be sure to knock it over if it were half full.
41 mins ago, by Cerberus
But @Alraxite I know installation discs with OEM versions of Windows are often called just that, "OEM versions".
lol
very clever, Mr. Rhino
my starwall hasn't refreshed
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@skullpatrol but slashes have tons of other uses, divisions $\mathbb{Z}/ \mathbb{Z}$, URIs where slashes is very rarely used as an 'or'
20:55
First, we'll consider only hardware equipments and not OS's:
If A produces a part P that he sells to B, who then puts that part into a bigger thingy which he then sells to the public, then when people refer to the OEM of that part P, they should be referring to A.

The OS's part (well, I'm only discussing Windows) needs to be discussed separately:
Microsoft, overall, has two licensing versions in which they sell their OS's:
1. Retail: This is the one intended for consumers. It's nicely packed in a pretty box with documents and stuff. Since the OS is not being sold by MS for the intention of
@RegDwigнt Three different things.
@MattЭллен @Cerberus
Oh wait.
An original equipment manufacturer, or OEM, manufactures products or components that are purchased by another company and retailed under that purchasing company's brand name.[http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/documents/pdf/glossary.pdf Dictionary of IBM and computing] official IBM site * *[http://www.economist.com/surveys/displaystory.cfm?story_id=E1_PVPVNGJ Moving On] The Economist, Jan 13th 2005 OEM refers to the company that originally manufactured the product. When referring to automotive parts, OEM designates a replacement part made by the manufacturer of the original part. Automotiv...
That's the definition I'm using of OEM.
I think the glass is twice as large as it needs to be. @MattЭллен
@Alraxite Okay, so "OEM System Builder" may be the technical term for the disc itself. But most people would just call that a Windows disc with "the OEM version".
20:58
@Alraxite windows is not rebranded as "Dell Windows"
@Cerberus Yes. They do call it that. I don't see how that contradicts what I said.
Either way, I would not concern myself with what are extremely infelicitous terms at best, and wholly confusing and contradictory in practice.
@Alraxite It probably doesn't!
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so "Y/N" is bad, it looks like division of 1 by 0
OEM, as I have said, refers to the type of licence, not to MS
@Cerberus You're saying you found my essay confusing?
21:00
@Alraxite Wait, what essay?
That was your essay?
I'm sorry, I thought you were quoting someone else.
5 mins ago, by Alraxite
First, we'll consider only hardware equipments and not OS's:
If A produces a part P that he sells to B, who then puts that part into a bigger thingy which he then sells to the public, then when people refer to the OEM of that part P, they should be referring to A.

The OS's part (well, I'm only discussing Windows) needs to be discussed separately:
Microsoft, overall, has two licensing versions in which they sell their OS's:
1. Retail: This is the one intended for consumers. It's nicely packed in a pretty box with documents and stuff. Since the OS is not being sold by MS for the intention of
No.
Ok then I have no objections!
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"n/a" non-available is the worst possible abbreviation
an OEM is someone who builds computers. the OEM version of windows is called so because it is sold to them. that's all. MS are not an OEM.
One think I might add myself would be something like "OEM System Builder is not a term often used by those who install those discs".
21:02
@MattЭллен Yes. That's what MS calls their licensing. People simply call the product with this type of licensing the 'OEM version'. So..?
@MattЭллен But wiki states a definition contrary to yours!
Is the site still off line for you too?
@Alraxite so I don't know what your point was
@cc I always thought n/a meant not applicable?
@Alraxite no it doesn't
"An original equipment manufacturer, or OEM, manufactures products or components that are purchased by another company and retailed under that purchasing company's brand name."
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21:04
!!wiki n/a
If MS sold XP to HP who sold that to the consumers after installing it to their machine, then MS is the OEM.
@Alraxite which Dell do not do. It is not sold as Dell Windows, or HP Windows or whatever. It's still MS Windows
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n/a or N/A is a common abbreviation in tables and lists for not applicable, not available or no answer. It is used to indicate when information in a certain table cell is not provided, either because it does not apply to a particular case in question or because the answer is not available. References
the most ugly and confusing abbreviation
so 1/0 = n/a
@MattЭллен It says, "retailed under that purchasing company's brand name". That doesn't necessarily mean that they need to rename Windows to Dell Windows. Does it?
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21:07
the ugliest and most confusing .. should I say? or it's possible to factor by most
@Alraxite yes.
otherwise it's not under their brand name
1/0 is not applicable to the definition of division.
store brand products are manufactured by other companies, not the store that sells them. They are then branded by that store.
stores also sell manufacturer branded products. these are not under the store's brand
it also not available to the definition...
@MattЭллен Well, then you're following Wiki's definition too strictly. The general idea is that OEM refers to 'a company whose products are used as components in another company's product'.
But taking what Wiki says literally, I do agree with you.
21:10
and has no answer
@Alraxite that says the same thing
But I don't think, that was their intention.
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@skullpatrol isn't it in $\overline{\mathbb{R}}=\mathbb{R} \union {-\infty, +\infty}$?
unless there is some strong relationship between Dell and MS where by Dell influence how windows is developed
which I don't think there is
@cc In the set of real numbers.
21:11
@MattЭллен How? If HP sells XP preinstalled on their machine then XP is a MS product which is used as a component in their machine.
but there could be
Then MS is the OEM.
@Alraxite Software is not normally considered a "component" or "equipment".
> The OEM will generally work closely with the company that sells the finished product
Dell and HP do not
they are not VARs
if you want to call MS an OEM, go ahead. I simply disagree.
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$\cup$
21:14
@cc I don't want to unite infinity to the real numbers, thank you:-)
too late. there are infinite real numbers!
I just think your disproof why MS isn't the OEM are just based on loopholes or ambiguities in the definition given. 'Work closely' is an ambiguous term. For me, they more or less work closely since MS provides them with their OS. But anyway, we simply disagree then.
fight
@Shahar NO U
you*
21:15
you mean infinitely many, right?
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$\mathbb{R} \cup \{ -\infty, +\infty\}$
the singletons -Inf and +Inf
Isn't $\mathbb{R}$ by definition $(-\infty, +\infty)$
@skullpatrol yes, but is pi a real number?
yes pi is a real number
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21:17
$\mathbb{R} = ]-\infty, +\infty[$
$\overline{\mathbb{R}} = [-\infty, +\infty]$
it is infinite in length
have you found its end?
I suppose in base pi it's 10
no
use parentheses
since $\infty$ is not a number
pi is a finite number
21:19
oh. I was told its digits go on forever
They do
they do
he means that it's within $\mathbb{R}$
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@Shahar ok I believe you
but the number is finite
21:19
so it is infinitley long
It's between 3 and 4
so is 1.000000000000.....=1
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Does the frequency of each digit in pi tend to 0.1?
infinitely long^
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0.999... = 1
21:20
That can be argued^
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@Shahar ... means limit, so that's right
OK. I also think that's a statement that hinges on ambiguity. I wouldn't find it odd to refer to my operating system as a 'component' of my computer. Even if 'component', by adhering to some strict definition, can't be used to refer to an OS, then I would argue that that was an unintentional mistake by the guy who
wrote the definition of OEM. He clearly meant that OEM basically means a company who provides a part to another company which they can use to make a more complete product to sell to the masses.
Not just limit
no limit
endless
1.00... =1
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this can be written as an infinite sum
21:22
Nvm. No one agrees with meh.
me too
@Alraxite you wrote a huge wall of text. What do you expect?
@skullpatrol you can also be written as an infinite sum?
21:25
me?
you said "me too"
my sum finishes when I die
What's the point of this chat
part of you will live on in this chat room!
21:26
@Shahar >The Incomprehensible Room. It slaws your typizg, too.
thanks pal
no worries
erm I mean the purpose
it says it's for ELU
but you are discussing math and shit
in English
we tend to discuss English in Latin and Greek
@Shahar sorry, I'll go back to the math room
21:27
and French and Spanish
@Alraxite Of course different people can use different definitions. But the way I am used to seeing these terms used is that software is definitely not considered a real component of a consumer computer, and a software company is definitely not an OEM. As Matt said, the reason Windows has an OEM version is not that it is Equipment or a component, nor that Microsoft is an OEM, but only that it is sold to companies that are called OEMs, i.e. Dell and HP and Asus.
and German
and Russian
!!wiki language
and sometimes even in English
@Alraxite I'm so sorry!
21:29
!!hello
where is my gf?
oh I'm so sorry
she's with me
btw I got her pregnant
looks like you two need to go on some kind of day time talk show where people fight
a daytime fight show?
with you in my corner I can't loose
"Welcome to Generic Daytime Fight Show with your host Chud Ruddery!"
21:34
Applause
wutup homie g dawg
hi
the mods are coming to get me :-O
@Cerberus Then I guess it's only a debate, in the realm of OS's, of whether OEM means a company who sells their products to companies who in turn resell them or it means it is the company who does the reselling. I believe the correct definition should be the former but I can't pull up sources (except perhaps Wikipedia which has been dismissed) to substantiate that. So I guess, that's a disagreement we cannot resolve.
@Cerberus Well, the amazon page does call it that: amazon.com/Windows-Premium-System-Builder-Packaging/dp/…
But perhaps it is not used colloquially
@Shahar Shouldn't you say you are "getting" her pregnant?
@Cerberus Actually ignore my paragraph.
@Cerberus It's a debate, in the realm of OS's, of whether, when people call HP and Dell OEMs, they call it so because they sell other OEM products or whether it is simply a misuse of the original definition of OEM as given by Wiki. The latter is the one I support.
That's what you meant I think
OK.
21:57
I finally managed to log in after a long time.
@matt Boo! Are you sleeping soon?
@JasperLoy Were you having a problem with login earlier, too? I just managed to log in after my first attempt five hours ago. The login page wouldn't load, and the main Stack Exchange site displayed a notice stating it was "in read only mode".
@TheodoreBroda Yes, same problem.
@JasperLoy It clearly hasn't affected all users, as they continued their conversations without us; maybe the problem is regional.
I have installed Linux Mint 17 on my desktop.
@TheodoreBroda Yup, the internet works in mysterious ways.
@JasperLoy How many OSes have you installed over the years? It seems like you try a different Linux version every few days.
@JasperLoy "Linux Mint" sounds like a possible name for a soothing cough lozenge.
22:08
@TheodoreBroda I have installed different flavours of Linux many, many times! But I think I will try to stick to Linux Mint now, which will be out once every two years starting from now and is the easiest for beginners.
@TheodoreBroda So you are planning to go to med school?
@JasperLoy Yes, but maybe I could just get a job concocting those ridiculous names for pharmaceuticals. I doubt you need any real qualifications for that.
@TheodoreBroda I think you are very smart and will go very far. I can sense it.
@JasperLoy Thank you, I appreciate your compliments. I may not necessarily be academically competent, but I am definitely self-confident.
@TheodoreBroda I am going to install Linux Mint 17 on my laptop now. Bye! You can email me at pcwrjl at gmail dot com if you wanna talk.
@JasperLoy I have been disillusioned by Microsoft's latest excuse for an OS (Windows 8's lack of the basic Start button makes me long for even @Cerberus's current OS), and I am thinking about trying a Linux flavor myself, probably Ubuntu. I like that it is free, and that you can install it on a flash drive to have a portable system you can boot on any computer. I hope your Linux Mint 17 installation goes cleanly and quickly (I can't say the same for any Windows install).
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23:09
Windows hate, I can't even sort by date my files, well I managed to find it, but that doesn't always work on dialogs
Jez
Jez
23:56
@KitFox Please watch this YouTube vid - it's amazingly good at describing why guys feel and behave the way they do when it comes to dating. Maybe you'll stop assuming we're just selfish bastards when we feel sorry for ourselves. :-)
I'm bookmarking that so i can rewatch it to remind myself to stop giving a shit about what women say they want

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