@Cerberus I finally got around to reading the rest of Seaweed-Man's [article](http://www.structuredprocrastination.com/index.php), after which my colleague suggested that I read [this one about incubators](http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/management/good-news-for-procrastinators-20110615-1g3gw.html) – (a particular species of procrastinator).
I feel marginally better about my shameful shortcomings, now. Hooray!