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@Cerberus I have never ever gone on a date, lol.
@JasperLoy Why not?
I think we have talked about this.
@JasperLoy Okay so you are saying you have never met someone at a mutually agreeable time and place for food and entertainment?
00:27
You know we mean a romantic date.
@Cerberus If you meet someone of the preferred sex that way, it is romantic.
@MετάEd I'm sure you can point out your own argumentative fallacy there.
@Cerberus I generally don't point out my fallacy during a romantic date.
Except of course, as Miss Manners famously observed, when the affection becomes the entertainment.
Why not? Be vulnerable.
Who is Miss Manners? Emily Post?
00:46
@Cerberus Judith Martin.
"There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted."
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01:02
Does alcohol count as food?
This woman is unknown to me, by the way, wise though she may be.
@GlenTheUdderboat I can't find any new episodes of Basta.
Are you sure there is a new season?
01:59
@Cerberus Of course it does. It has carbohydrates that are assimilable by the digestive tract, ergo it is food.
02:55
@Robusto Yay!
@RegDwigнt You might also want to check out the Midweek Sale: Paradox Games! That means Europa Universalis III and IV are on sale, as are Crusader Kings II, Victoria II, and Hearts of Iron III. humblebundle.com/store
I already have EU III (great game) and Crusader Kings II (haven't played it yet), and now I'm buying Victoria II and Warlocks, for € 3,50 each.
03:12
EU III is only € 3,50 as well, by the way. Possibly the best strategy game ever made.
04:04
There is a house in Ankh-Morpork,
It's run by Rosie Palm.
04:18
Who is she?
04:36
I agree with this video so much
A lot of people are tend to specialise in one kind of English
So if you're physicist and explaining about physics than you can blow me away with your level of English
05:33
Mathematicians are suppose to have better command of language than physicists, but it never works out that way.
 
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@Cerberus I was thinking of the cool cat/linkse kutminister. But I got the Basta/Rambam names mixed up I see.
 
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morning
08:57
morning
09:39
@Cerberus I have never so much as heard these names.
 
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11:43
Is there a more technical term for 1/2 than simply one half? — Someone 1 min ago
wails, gnashes teeth
why do you want something that isn't simple?
11:59
@MattЭллен Well, there are many nuts on the internet.
There are far more people who don't seem to understand that we aren't mind readers
Takes a nut to understand a nut, lol.
12:13
@GlenTheUdderboat Ah, yes, that is Rambam.
I didn't like that episode very much.
@RegDwigнt Now you have! Best strategy games every. Historically realistic and deep.
What do you call the feeling you get in your legs when you have walked the whole day and now you are finally resting in bed?
It’s 11 below.
And no sun in sight.
Angry man:
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Q: "to lay on my stomach"?

Patrick CălinescuHe told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Is to lay a typo? If I'm not mistaken, one can only lie on one's stomach, not lay on it. For this to be a duplicate question, I would have had to ask, again, what are the differences about the intransitive verb to l...

12:36
@Cerberus if they are historically realistic, what is there to play? I can't change history.
Of course you can. Are you actually telling me that if a man with a gun screamed at you, LAY DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH RIGHT NOW!, you would answer, "I can't do that, but I can lie down"? — Susan yesterday
If a man with a gun screamed at me, I would try my best to comply even if he spoke Irish backwards with a heavy Belorussian accent.
Just because he has a gun, doesn't make him a grammar expert.
but it might make him right
@RegDwigнt Of course you can. That's the fun!
You can start with the dying Byzantine Empire in 1399 and defeat the Turks, if you dare! That's going to be very difficult.
You can pick any state at any time between 1399 and 1789 in EU III.
Everyone defeats the Turks on their first try.
12:41
can I start with a thriving byzantine empire and defeat the turks preemptively?
Hah, you will be thoroughly beaten.
It's not an easy game.
The real question is: can you prevent Genghis Khan?
You think you're going to declare war on a neighbour? Forget it, Europe will be outraged. You'll need a casus belli.
Genghis Khan? He is long gone?
You can play the successor states, though.
I've got a full belly. is that the same?
The Golden Horde, the Timurid Empire...
You can play China and colonise America, if you want...not easy.
You can play the Incas and fend off the Europeans! Almost impossible, but it can be done.
12:43
Can you play as America in 1399 and colonise China?
Oops I'm a Greengrocer.
interesting
@MattЭллен You can play an Indian tribe and conquer China, yes. Not colonise properly, because China is already populated.
Extremely hard btw.
The Indians suck at tech.
And China is relatively powerful.
But you could e.g. rush towards exploration, colonise Indonesia and the Philippines, and build some strength there.
But will you reach Indonesia before the Europeans?
You will need fabulous skills and strategy.
12:45
I will out breed the Europeans
Starting with a tribe of Indians?
Good luck...
protestants don't do sex
@Cerberus oh yeah just why would a Dutchman think of colonising Indonesia. rolls eyes
Much original, very unhistory.
can I unite the Native American tribes under one banner?
12:48
@MattЭллен yes, under the banner of hatred.
This guys is apparently starting by uniting the AmericaS under one banner. Good strategy.
@RegDwigнt Hey, there was a reason why we took Indonesia!
But the Caribbean is also quite lucrative in EU3 to colonise.
@Cerberus yes, to change the course of history to the default course of history!
> You have to have contact with someone in the 'Latin' (Western European) group to be able to upgrade.
So that is how the world works.
Apparently non-tribal governments are only possible in Europe.
yup. everyone steals from the eurozone
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Q: I stand alone at the parking

ShipraDoes this sentence make sense. Is it grammatically correct? and logically too. I stand alone at the parking.

@RegDwigнt They should be possible elsewhere, like in Asia.
China is definitely not tribal, nor is Japan.
12:52
So why not if you're an Iroquois?
Because your history is very tribal?
So you are always stuck with what you have and can never have new things?
You can't go from tribal to a more advanced state in a short period of time without external influence.
It would take longer than the scope of the game, you could say.
Well yes, but the operational word there is "short period of time".
But it can be done, if you open up to outside influences.
12:54
So wait, I can't play the game for 2k years, say? Or 10k, even?
Of course the game has various ways to steer the world into generally sticking with the course of history.
No, EU III only goes from 1399 to 1789 or maybe 1800.
But you can export your Crusaders game into EU, I think!
And you can export your EU game into Napoleon's Something.
And maybe you can export Napoleon's Thingy into Victoria.
Or, wait, Napoleon's Game-Thing is actually an expansion to EU III.
So you can just go on playing the game into the 19th century without exporting.
But 400 years is already a very long times.
@RegDwigнt You know what's also cool? If you start as, say, Bremen, you can eventually unite Germany and form the German Empire!
I once united the Netherlands as Utrecht, a small, lack-locked province.
Or maybe that was as the province of Holland.
You can unite Italy as well, and Spain, and Britain, I think.
And maybe Russia?
@Cerberus ah now I understand.
Hm.
Anyway, it's really cool.
I do not like games with intrinsic countdowns.
I like playing for as long as I want.
Maybe you can continue playing, even. But no new cool things will happen, probably.
Like Civ.
No doubt there is a mod to do that, if you can't.
But chances are you will have conquered the world before 1800. Or gotten bored with your current game and wanting to try a completely different approach.
13:01
A year is what, one minute? Ten minutes? 365?
@RegDwigнt You can set it to any speed.
Btw. it's a really sandboxy game.
@Cerberus so, even one second per second?
You will get some missions, like "reconquer the ancestral land of x" or "get out of your personal union with Hainaut", but you can ignore them (they give small boni).
@MattЭллен If you pause the game, even slower than that!
But, trust me, if you start as Holland as the junior partner in a personal union with Hainaut in 1399 you will really want to get out ASAP!
13:08
@Cerberus but could you? or is there a lower limit?
There is a lower limit.
I don't know what it is.
Now I really want to play Crusader Kings...
@Cerberus why would you start as it in the first place, then.
@RegDwigнt Because it's fun!
If you choose France, you have the easiest game imaginable (though still not easy for a beginner).
Also know as the Big Blue Blob.
13:11
in The Bridge, 23 secs ago, by fredley
Why isn't there more terrible content on the site? I want flags to handle!
One of the best things in the game is that you can't easily declare war, and, if you win a war, you can't just conquer a country.
a challenge?
You can occupy it, but you will only receive a couple of provinces if they surrender.
And, if your power grows too quickly, everybody else will get angry and maybe even attack you.
so you have to keep fighting untill they all surrender?
If the whole world is mad at you?
13:13
if you win a war
Technically, it's a peace treaty, and you can have any conditions imaginable.
If you make peace while you have an advantage, like occupying their capital, they will be more likely to cede provinces or money.
Or even become your vassal, yum...
Of course they can refuse any proposal.
Or even refuse to negotiate.
Oh, and you can bribe cardinals to influence the Pope!
And the Holy Roman Emperor!
And you can become the HRE!
@Cerberus I know... I mean, oh! really! how scandalous
Does @JSBձոգչ know and like Europa Universalis? Best strategy games ever, now on sale in the Humble Bundle Store. EU III is only $5! humblebundle.com/store
@MattЭллен Haha exactly.
Okay, I need to run.
Bye!
poof
13:55
@Cerberus It's that easy!
Wait...we're not talking about reality, are we?
if by reality you mean not in a computer game, then yes, we aren't
ontologically speaking
@MετάEd What did he think of his mother?
@MattЭллен Oh..._sulks_
reconsiders plans
consider reconsidering reconsidering
14:12
recursively speaking :D
@Cerberus haven't played it. looks interesting.
Cities in Motion sounds more like a game for me.
@RegDwigнt if you want to provide content to be flagged on Arqade, you could ask for a game recommendation
14:28
@MattЭллен I think an "identify this game" question will be a huger success with everyone there.
Get more flags faster.
@MattЭллен Reconsider which one? The plans themselves, whether to reconsider doing the reconsidering of the plans, or that latter thing? sulks again
Ok...
Hold on...
OK... done.
Congrats
@RegDwigнt moaaaar
You'll notice the effects on your governments momentarily.
14:34
does that mean soon, or not for very long?
Essentially, I was holding back. And Matt's advice allowed me to go ahead with my plans.
glad I could help
@MattЭллен Ha ha, you English person. That'll be the first thing to go.
@MattЭллен de nada.
Wait... that's what you 're saying. I get it now.
@MattЭллен It means 'presently'
14:36
I see
@MattЭллен no worries.
Why didn't you just say so in the first place?!
Also, cover your eyes and duck a little. You know, to protect yourself from the shards of glass from the windows as the commandos, who are waiting for my signal on your building's roof, to smash through all the windows.
ha! more fool you. my building doesn't have a roof
I thought you would have figured it by then.
@MattЭллен Aha! that's how good my commandos are!
14:39
It did get mysteriously dryer in here
If you're missing windows though, that will definitely cause some difficulties.
we run on windows 7
They really look forward to the smashing windows things. Do you have anything they could smash? It'll take a bit of the edge of when they do their on -the-spot interrogation.
I think there are flowerpots
Nice. That'll do. Hold on... they're telling me that that's out, because it'll hurt the flowers.
Can you pull the flowers out first?
14:42
I'll have to call in the gadeners
Oh. Um. Wow. Well played. The commandoeses only weakness. whisper whisper whisper
Operation all called off. Elevenses?
We can break for tea :)
drinks tea
trys to stay awake
stays awake to try
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Q: What are 7 or 8 words to clearly indicate increasing levels of experience?

njpFor a game that is being designed, the troop units are given a title for the number of battles they have faced, as a rough indication of their combat experience. I am looking for 7 (possibly 8) titles to award at each step that clearly as possible gives an idea of how experienced a troop is in re...

Opinion-based all the way.
14:55
1.utterly completely hopeless noob 2. utterly hopeless noob 3. completely hopless noob 4. very hopless noob 5. hopeless noob 6. almost hopeless noob 7. noob
1. Noooooooob, 2. Nooooooob, 3. Noooooob, 4. Nooooob, 5. Noooob, 6. Nooob, 7. Noob.
lately it takes OVER 9000 minutes to change a tag on something
Wow, that is OVER 9000 minutes!
15:12
Monsieur l'hippo
how does one say "I was dead at the time" in French?
Ich spreche Français meilleur que lui.
the mars bar machine ate half my money!
I put in £1.20 and expect 60p change, but got 10p :(
I want two bars. I am dissappoint
shakes fist at vending machine across the pond
Did you try kicking it?
I was tempted, but I didn't think it would help
If you were here, I would share my Hershey bar stash with you.
15:25
awwww, thanks :)
15:57
@MattЭллен j'etais mort à l'époque?
cool, thanks
Morte if you're a woman.
in EL&U Blog, 37 secs ago, by KitFox
I got up to make coffee and forgot what I was doing.
I am very sleepy.
You were getting up.
I forget what I'm doing all the time.
15:59
I always remember that I'm doing nothing.
then I remember and I'm disappointed. It could have been anything, but it's this.
See. Doing nothing wins.
Du kannst Deutsch lernen. Das ist fun und profitig.
@KitFox Fier profundlich
It's all Greek to me
16:05
Nein, fomf profundlich.
Ihr seid doch alle schwul.
There, learn German now.
Learns Greek
nope, I still don't get it
Charisteos su agapo lari-fari Charybdis.
There, learn Greek now.
Great, now I have Wrapped Around Your Finger stuck in my head.
a finger stuck in your head?!
16:12
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A: Can I use the term 'America' to signify just the United States?

YokelIn Canada the word America means specifically the USA. In Germany (if not all of Europe), when one says America, they are referring to North (or sometimes North and South) America. Which to me as a Canadian living in Germany, is extremely exasperating.

That is so not true.
Of course I still believe him he'd feel that way as a Canadian.
Perception bias.
So I'm looking up stretches for the upper back and holy crap, this is HARD CORE!!!. I feel like a juice monkey just looking at the page.
16:28
Totally NSFW.
100% monkey-back guarantee!
@JSBձոգչ Everyone fears liches.
Reichlich erfreulich!
(Very pleasing, for our non-native Lich speakers.)
Rightly frightful.
Rightly in German would mean judicially.
Rechtlich fürcherlich.
Legally frightful.
> OE. líc str. neut. = OFris. lîk, OS. líc (LG. liche, like, Dutch lijk), OHG. líh neut. and fem. (MHG. lîch fem., also weak lîche, G. leiche dead body), ONor. lík (Sw. lik, Da. lig), Goth. leik:-OTeut. *lîkom neut. Comparison with the cognate words (see liche, like a., like v.) suggests that the original sense was prob. ‘form, shape’. The OE. líc became by normal development lich(e in the south and like in the north; hence the diversity of forms above. Cf. ditch, dike.
@RegDwigнt Right as reign.
16:38
Legally in English, in turn, works cuz it means anything from legally to not legally.
Or is that right as rain?
@tchrist that's a different one.
Or maybe right as rein?
Or even right as reine?
So many rains to choose from!
sprite as sprain
> lich [lɪtʃ]. Obs. exc. arch. and in Comb. Forms: ɑ. 1-2 líc, 4-5 liche, lyche, 6 lytche, 7, 9 litch, 3-7, 9 lich, lych; in comb. 5 lege-, 6-9 leech-, 9 leach- (see also lich-gate, lich-owl). Pl. 1 líc, 3, 5 liches. β. 2-5 lik(e, (4 lijk), 7, 9 like, lyke. Pl. 9 likes.
I wonder whether the 3rd edition has recognizes its resurgence?
Thanks to Gygax.
16:40
Regieren (Latin, regina), regnen (Germanic, rain), recht (Germanic, right), richten (Germanic, related to the last one, cf. Old English rihtian).
Or WotC.
@RegDwigнt Thanks.
quants
sine quants non
lich-bell, a hand-bell rung before a corpse
lich-fowl = lich-owl
lich-holm, a shrub of some kind
lich-house cf. Du. lijkenhuis, a dead-house, a mortuary
lich-lay, a rate levied to provide a church-yard (cf. lay sb.⁷ sense 4.)
lich-path = lich-way
lich-rest, a place for a corpse to rest, a burial-place
lich-song, ? singing at a lyke-wake
lich-stone, a stone to place the coffin on at the lich-gate
lich-wal, -wale, a plant (see quots.)
lich-way, a path along which a corpse has been carried to burial (this in some districts being supposed to establish a right of way)
16:43
Lich-fowl = lich-owl?
I take offense.
@Cerb: I would not’ve realized that a Dutch lijkenhuis means that!
@RegDwigнt That surprised me, too.
What's not to lijk about mortuaries?
@RegDwigнt Owls frequently take the fence, if not higher, to survey their prey.
But it's another lijk entirely, of course.
Cf. German Leiche.
Leichenhaus.
!!wiki Leichenhaus
KitSox?
16:45
So Brickset is up, but now our bot is down.
Not again.
!!refresh
I'll have to fix her when I get home.
Aber wo ist unser Füchsin heute?
General Tso's tofu today.
16:46
didn't he want it?
I guess not.
Matt!
So lich and Leiche are actually related, interesting.
Thou.
16:47
Better watch out, though. Shuo Caocao, Caocao lai.
That opens up so many possibilities.
So many possibilities.
Do you have an online sub/access to the OED3 handy right now?
@tchrist yes
@KitFox Ciao-Kakao, as they say in German.
spittake
16:48
Could you please check to see whether they’ve updated the entry for lich since OED2 for me? Thanks.
But that's funny. Germans aren't funny.
@KitFox Isn’t that a Japanese culinary experiment?
@KitFox Well, I can assure you it is not funny in German.
No.
@tchrist they have. what the additions are isn't specified
> lich, n.
OED First Edition (1902)
OED Second Edition (1989)
OED Online version 2000
OED Online version December 2013
Revision of the OED is a long-term project. Entries which have not been fully updated since the first edition (1884-1928) may incorporate:
• corrections and revisions to definitions, pronunciation,
etymology, forms, date or style of citation, or quotation text
• new senses or phrases which have been added in
◦ the Supplements to the OED (1933, 1972-86)
◦ the OED Additions Series (1993, 1997)
Did they strike the archaic bit?
Or have cites more recent than 89?
Ow, hot, ow, hot, ow, hot.
And thank you!!
Ciao Kakao is even on Facebook. And I am not.
still archaic/obsolete
16:50
The word "ciao" (; ) is an informal Italian verbal salutation or greeting, meaning either "hello", "", "", or "". Originally from the Venetian language, it was adopted into the Italian language and eventually entered the vocabulary of English and of many other languages around the world. The word is mostly used as "goodbye" or "bye" in English, but in modern Italian and in other languages it may mean "hello" or "goodbye", similar to the word shalom in Hebrew, salaam in Arabic, namaste in Hindi, annyeong in Korean, or aloha in Hawaiian. The Vietnamese word chào ("hello" or "goodbye"), ...
> Russian: чао, chao; ("goodbye"); also jokingly - чао-какао, chao-kakao (from чай — "tea" and какао — "cocoa")
Wut.
> n fantasy fiction, a lich (/ˈlɪtʃ/;[1] sometimes spelled liche, cognate to Dutch lijk and German Leiche, both meaning "corpse") is a type of undead creature. Often such a creature is the result of a transformation, as a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his intellect to his animated corpse and thereby achieve a form of immortality.
> Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, bodies desiccated or completely skeletal. Liches are often depicted as holding power over hordes of lesser undead creatures, using them as soldiers and servants.
@RegDwigнt Chow means grub.
@tchrist I don't see anything earlier than 1898
@MattЭллен no no, later than 1989
@tchrist and Grab is German for grave.
It’s a D&D thing.
16:51
So we are back to liches again.
@tchrist sure, but it's not online
No, no, it’s ghouls who eat the dead, not liches.
But the liches are the dead.
Oh that reminds me, I need to write a new quest before next weekend.
Chowtime for a ghoul is raiding the lichyard.
16:51
Leichen. Lijken.
@tchrist Do you mind? I am eating here.
So does the Facebook Like button in Dutch actually say "dead body"?
Not just totendüde?
@tchrist sorry, I mean I don't see anything later than 1898
I got befores and afters mixed up
"I have 146 dead bodies on Facebook." — "I have 158!"
16:53
@KitFox (;~}·
> Various works of fantasy fiction, such as Clark Ashton Smith's "Empire of the Necromancers", had used lich as a general term for any corpse, animated or inanimate, before the term's specific use in fantasy rôle-playing games. The more recent use of the term lich for a specific type of undead creature originates from the 1976 Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game booklet Eldritch Wizardry, written by Gary Gygax and Brian Blume.
A copy of which I still own from when I purchased it upon its first issuance.
Blah blah, join the club.
Who is Blah blah and why does he get an invitation I don't?
Du bist Clubmember already.
16:55
Oh but I got to run.
Lators.
@RegDwigнt Ciao-Kakao.
@KitFox Might I be so intrusive as to suggest a spoon full of sugar?
@MattЭллен Bai!
@tchrist No.
Hot, burning.
Unhappy.
16:56
I see that.
Hence the sugar.
I just hope it's killing off the virus.
Sugar will only feed it.
Cold creamy sugar and hot salty rings: these are a few of my favorite things.
omg, you are my neighbor.
He was singing almost exactly that this morning.
pitches a nice fresh bismark over the property line
hides from German overlords
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