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15:00
My dog drinks eau de toilette.
refreshing.
@Cerberus I dunno, but his being dead just might qualify as one of the reasons for his not drinking eau de Cologne.
I see.
(And by "I dunno" I mean, "WTF you think he's still alive?")
That's Alain.
With subtitles, in case you can't follow the French.
@jokerdino I'm ready to push, unless you are already done
15:03
I haven't pushed it yet.
You can go ahead.
mergalised
Git occasionally blows my mind when dealing with multiple moving points.
ha! oops got the .orig files in there
гит клон
----------
гит эдд
гит коммит
гит пуш
----------
гит пулл
is that Russian for limerick?
15:07
This is what I actually have on my whiteboard right now, and that is all I know about Git.
I can read a git commit.
Then you can read the rest as well.
git init
git add
git commit
git push
git pull
Nope.
Why would one I be a K and the other an O?
git clone on top
15:08
Aye.
Besides init is as useless to me as a bicycle to a fish.
What's the other three? Hmm
I need root rights to create shit.
I need a sans serif font like Arial, but this one doesn't have the tail on the u. Any idea what that might be?
15:11
u
nope
Well, Calibri looks nice. That's what they're getting.
They want standard, then they should have given me a name tag already.
:D it took me 3 years to get a name plate for my desk.
anyone else who started got theirs right away
I'm not bitter
but maybe I'll quit and offer my services at a higher rate
@MattЭллен why would you need that for?
You work as a bank clerk?
to feel like I fit in
You really fit in when everyone knows your name without your prominently displaying it.
15:16
I'm new. I want people to know my name when they see me.
Hm. I just tell people my name in such cases.
They even tell me theirs in return!
Also, if I have a homemade template, I can change my name every week for fun.
@RegDwigнt do they remember it? in the UK that's simply not the done thing. remebering people's names means you think they're important.
@MattЭллен see, now I understand why you constantly forget that you're part of Europe.
15:19
But to answer your question, hell no, why would anyone remember my name. I even had to change it to Reg Dwight, and change it further still to Elton John for them to care.
@RegDwigнt Drain the Channel. That’s how you fix that one.
I think Vitaly is the only one who will always be able to reproduce my name when you wake him up in the middle of the night, because that's just the kind of stuff he does.
@tchrist but then the Brits and the French would think they live on a mountain and be of even higher opinion of themselves.
Not to mention the Dutch, oh the horror.
Scots. Welsh. Shall we drain the Irish Sea too and rope in the Manx and the Irish?
There. Looks pretty OK from a distance. At least it doesn't say "Available for Reservation" anymore.
They would tell their children that their dykes are the modern Wall of China.
15:22
To keep out the barbarbars?
then pave the Channel and turning it into a skate park
What, you don’t like the current shark park?
A shark is just a snark with a dorsal fin.
And a skate is just a flat shark.
toom uch shark, not enough sole
15:25
So is KitSox fixed?
Kitsox is merged...
@joker Can I unsuspend her now?
Anonymous
@hello.

Would anyone start a sentences with *"Just to..."* if you had too, or is that a sign of bad construction.
@MattЭллен Oh we’re speakin lallands now are we?
@KitFox Yep
15:26
@Alez you can start a sentence with whatever you want.
@tchrist maybe
Just to annoy everyone, you could begin every single sentence with "just to".
Just to drive the point home.
Just to do that for the sake of doing that is not funny.
!!unsummon 36
Anonymous
Just wanted to say, thanks.
15:27
!!unsummon 35
Anonymous
Just so you all know, I ask stupid questions here from time to time.
Just to drive the point home
Just to write this short poem
Just to do it some more
Just to cover the flaw
Just to hear all the readers here groan
Just to Timberlake.
Anonymous
Just forget it already :P
Just for 3000 dollars I will forget it for a full five minutes.
Anonymous
15:30
Just tell me you Paypal account
!!refresh
Anonymous
unjust.
Jus de pomme.
Damn. She's sleeping.
15:31
maybe my merge broke it...
No, I just can't restart her from here.
!!summon 95
!!refresh
No, she's not listening.
Well, unless the changes were overwritten.
!!wiki Socks
@KitFox She rejected an edit to her post?
A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over of perspiration per day. Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. In cold environments, socks decrease the risk of frostbite. The clothing's name is derived from the loose-fitting slipper, called a soccus in Latin, worn by Roman comic actors. Etymology The modern English word sock is derived from the Old English word socc, meaning "light slipper". This comes from the Latin soccus, a term to d...
15:33
Damn it.
My oh my is them hideous socks.
It looks more like an article on some medical condition.
!!are you thinking what I'm thinking?
@KitFox I think so, Brain, but if you replace the P with an O my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
!!wiki pavlov
Pavlov may refer to: Pavlov/Pavliv People *Pavlov (surname) *Ivan Pavlov, a Russian physiologist famous for his experiment in classical conditioning. Places *in the Czech Republic: **Pavlov (Břeclav District) **Pavlov (Havlíčkův Brod District) **Pavlov (Jihlava District) **Pavlov (Kladno District) **Pavlov (Pelhřimov District) **Pavlov (Šumperk District) **Pavlov (Žďár nad Sázavou District) *in Ukraine: **Pavliv (Berezhany Raion), a village in Berezhany Raion, Ternopil Oblast **Pavliv (Radekhiv Raion), a village in Radekhiv Raion, Lviv Oblast Other *Pavlov (crater), a large lunar crater...
15:35
stop
HAMMERTIME!
HAMMAHTIME!
That has got to go.
@MattЭллен That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
@KitFox I don't understand. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
!!do you need caffein?
@MattЭллен Indubitably
15:36
Ok, I’m annoyed that nonmods cannot track user name-change histories.
Anonymous
What is !!
If they change their name and icon, it’s too hard to know they are the same person.
Anonymous
Looks JAVA.
@Alez the way to contact the bot (KitSox)
> The earliest known surviving pair of socks, created by naalbinding. Dating from 300-500AD these were excavated from Oxyrhynchus on the Nile in Egypt. The split toes were designed for use with sandals.
15:37
!!tell Alez listcommands
@Alez help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, lego, legopart, nuke, nsa, nano, wordwar, listcommands, parentuser, norris, urban, parse, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, keister, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo (page 0/0)
The earliest socks were designed to be worn in sandals... big facepaw
lol
for the cold Egyptian nights
Anonymous
hmm.. this room may take me more time to get used to.
Don't tell this to the sock-in-sandal crowd!
15:38
Sandals is just U-English for vandals.
@Alez The bot thing can be really annoying, but it isn't going on all the time. You can also put it on ignore.
@RegDwigнt S-v-Wechsel?
Sockenwechsel.
And Vandals is just U-Latin for Goths
Ah.
Best done early and often.
@MattЭллен goths are just moths who grabbed for the wrong letter.
15:40
@MattЭллен Hmm they were Germanic, weren't they?
Gothic melodic speed death.
@Cerberus Yeah
Right.
@tchrist You can write their numbers down.
!!parentuser 6040
Hi, is there a term that can be used to refer to the right side l-shaped part of the small-capped letter 'a'?
I would say "back", maybe.
Hmm, much better :)
15:47
But usually the back of a letter is on the left side...
Typeface anatomy describes the graphic elements that make up printed letters in a typeface. The strokes of a letter are the lines that make it up. Strokes may be straight, as in , or rounded, as in . If straight, they may be horizontal, vertical, or diagonal; if rounded, open or closed. Typographers also speak of an instroke, where one starts writing the letter, as at the top of , and an outstroke, where the pen leaves off, as at the bottom of . A main vertical stroke is called a stem. The letter has three, the left, middle, and right stems. The central stroke of an is called the spi...
> A main vertical stroke is called a stem
That's what I would've called it.
@MattЭллен I guess "stem" is good.
I was just guessing
So was I.
Anonymous
16:00
Is there some sort of logical pattern wherein most negation prefixes are assigned to verbs? like un, mis, non, dis, il, ir, im as in the cases of un=balanced, mis=understood, non=sequential, dis=belief, il=logical, ir=regular, im=probable. In most cases, the il/ir prefixes seem to have pattern in that, "il" negates if the verb/adverbs starts with "l" ex: il=logical, il=literate, il=licit and the same goes for "ir" but, overall how are they applied? In random or logical order?
It's mostly random.
But ir/il/in/etc. are somewhat regular. Let me find a link...
it's not un-non-random
or is it?
I'm not sure anymore
10
A: Change of form of some prefixes

CerberusThere were several stages in the history of English where prefixes took different forms, resulting in the variety we have now: At some stage in (early?) Latin, prefixes often assimilated to the following consonant, acquiring e.g. a second f as in effusion. This was mainly determined by rules of...

> in/im/il/ir- (French often en/em-) "in, to"; preposition in.

in/i/im/il/ir- "un-"; no preposition; related to non and other nasal negations.

These two prefixes have the same form but a different origin. The same rule applies: il- before l; ir- before r; im- before b, p, m; i- before gn; before other letters in-.
ignition, ignoble, ignorant
   wow
            such ignition
                           very  ignoble
so  ignorant
Anonymous
16:06
Nice answer @Cerberus
Just over heard: "The problem is: that water is wet as well"
overheard two words?
oh, probably not
I wouldn't know
!!define overheard
16:07
@MattЭллен overheard Simple past tense and past participle of overhear.
Anonymous
Oh, a wet water... Where can I get some of that? :p
Wet and water come from the same PIE as vodka, whiskey, hydrant, and Undine.
Basically half our language is water. Which is why @Mitch would rather drink eau de Cologne.
is the rest evenly split between sex, sleep and food?
Food is just thickened water.
Hm, some people mark stuff of mine as offensive that wasn't even supposed to be.
best recipe ever! "Just thicken the water until it becomes food."
@RegDwigнt maybe it's offensively enlightening?
16:19
Perhaps.
"I've learned something and now I'm angry"
This question is a duplicate of a duplicate of a duplicate. In fact it gets asked so often that it has its own tag. And there's little point in taking it to ELL, because there, too, it will be a duplicate. And most to the point, the answer can be looked up in a dictionary of your choice. Which is never possessive, and there is no which's, that's, or what have you. The word is whose. Any dictionary at all will contain that information. — RegDwigнt 5 hours ago
Actually, come to think of it it should be me who should be offended by people who think that "which" is possessive. Why on Earth would anyone ever think that.
But that's beside the point.
the which's brew
The point is that I was addressing all issues with that question, and the comments, and everything, all at once, in a nice helpful comment, or so I was thinking.
And whenever I don't post a comment, it gets taken to meta as lacking a comment.
maybe he felt condescended to?
16:22
I'm not sure it was him. In fact I suspect it wasn't.
But either way, if you feel condescended to by that, you should get a grip.
It simply lists all the facts.
But now I got to catch the bus.
Lators.
It's .*+ for match any character, repeated, right? Do I need the + or does the * take care of that? * is match any number of times, right?
16:43
just .+ for one or more
just .* for 0 or more
. is any character
@MattЭллен Sorry, I missed your comments. Stem is good. thanks!
Right, thanks. I keep forgetting.
@its_me no worries :)
@KitFox no probs :)
Now why can't I match just the left-part? I thought we worked this out already?
16:45
@KitFox was that ^\S+\s\S+?
I've got '^.*&nbsp'
Oh. Right. We ended up using strings. That's not going to work though, because there are a variable number of words.
Oh FFS. I am looking at the wrong column.
My output was off the screen.
coughs Never mind.
:D
good, good
Phew. Updating now.
And the 'successful' searches can finally be digested.
Properly.
11,530 rows updated. OK. Let's see what I have wrought.
17:47
@hugo: i've asked for my toolserver account to be reactivated: jira.toolserver.org/browse/TS-1713
18:01
Hey, @hippie!
@MattЭллен But ignis does not come from in-...
18:19
@Cerberus gnition: not lighting something on fire. obv.
And gnis is non-fire?
Thanks!!
anytime ;)
Does nuendo mean "non-innuendo"?
18:25
well, that's a trickier one.
innuendo comes from the English "in your end" with the -o suffix meaning "make it sound sort of Italian"
And does end mean derrière?
yeah, similar to how bottom does
Right.
The bottom line is, in the end...
18:40
If I wash something in two steps, woul pre wash make sense for the first step? (I hate it)
It makes sense
:)
but we hate it, must be something better
First cycle?
In Dutch we call that "voorwas" (as opposed to "hoofdwas").
förtvätt in Swedish
18:44
also förhud
When washing dishes, the dishes can be called "de vaat" in Dutch!
I always figured vaat was related to vat/vase, as in vessels used for eating or cooking.
@JohanLarsson But we are talking about washing clothes here, aren't we?
yes coudn't help it
So förtvätt is about clothes, or dishes, or both?
förtvätt for clothes, fördisk for china
Ah got it.
So then perhaps Dutch vaat is not related to vat.
Any idea where vätt comes from?
Related to vättenfall?
18:50
tvätt
@Cerberus *vattenfall, unlikely imo
Ohh.
What is tvätt?
tvätt is a noun, translates to a wash, i.e. car wash
also the dirty laundry is called tvätt
Is it related to any other word, that you know?
nothing I can think of now
Hmm OK.
19:25
posted on January 09, 2014 by sgdi

Just so you do the right thing Just so your step has a spring Just so you’re alright Just so you sleep tight Just so is the way that we swing

19:50
There are so many questions on hold.
20:40
user image
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@kalina Haha great!
Also hilarious!
21:05
o hai
@tchrist I visited the Hamilton Wood Type Museum in Two Rivers, WI yesterday.
how was it?
You're funny @Jasper. That can't really be the kind of questions you want to be getting your rep back from. ಠ_ಠ
21:31
@skullpatrol super awesome
21:44
@RegDwigнt Well, I am cheap like that. =)
Niagara Falls.
Partly frozen.
@Cerberus pretty
Thanks!! But you ought to say that to Mother Nature.
Or freak polar winds.
Hmm what was that?
and i meant the picture. that looks positively freezing so ehh
still pretty
22:00
Aww.
Am I not pretty?
The vase is thousands of years old.
22:22
@DamkerngT. You are so patient. I am amazed.
Thank you.
@DamkerngT. Also, flabbergasted.
Some people are just trouble.
@Cerberus i know a few
Such as?
one which got sniped by the CMs
I'm not permitted to identify them
22:25
CMs?
god-mods of SE, the community managers
the people who have diamondmod everywhere
22:37
@Cerberus Community Managers
@kalina which is what i said
12 mins ago, by Thomas W.
god-mods of SE, the community managers
really, what
how did I miss that
cosmic rays, @kalina. blame those pesky cosmic rays.
who are you and WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CAKE?
@kalina the community managers stole the cake.
22:39
:o
I only geotagged the cake :P
In order to make a game of Geosettr around it?
perhaps. :)
23:26
> the "Internet of things" stands a really good chance of turning into the "Internet of unmaintained, insecure, and dangerously hackable things."
Thoughts?
> Replacing an otherwise perfectly good TV ahead of time just because its Netflix app is stale and no longer maintained is a reprehensible waste of resources. I would like to think that most people would recognize the wastefulness this represents and wouldn't ditch their TV just because its built-in Netflix app is out of date. But I'm confident that such thoughts have entered the minds of TV company executives, and they're hoping people do precisely that.
> So if you want to participate in the Internet of things, your choice will be to send your perfectly good car to the crusher or let any bored hacker disable your brakes, probably by sending you a text message or something equally insane. The sensible option? Don't participate in the Internet of things. Take out the SIM, turn off the Bluetooth.
23:55
@RegDwigнt that's why I limit myself to just the non-water half. More meaty.
@Cerberus Thought is overrated.
You think?

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