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4:11 PM
Hey @corn, private chat?
 
4:35 PM
@KitFox I am there
 
Hola.
 
What needed explaining?
 
Oh something something something dark side.
Twitter. Tumblr. Stuff.
 
ah. gotcha
twumblitter
you can eat mushrooms raw, right?
 
4:47 PM
shudders
Not if if don't want to die from yuckiness.
But, yeah, fungus-eaters do regularly eat them raw.
 
:D good
 
I'd much prefer insects btw.
 
@Cerberus Maybe I do. sounds like a fine way to go
@Cerberus I would not.
 
Strange.
 
we're like chalk and cheese
 
4:50 PM
I wonder why some people eat mushrooms and others have a primordial fear of them.
Evolution has instilled this fear into me.
But not in you.
 
I have a primordial fear of mash
 
(Into? In?)
 
@MattЭллен Mash? But potatoes are so good!
@Cerberus in
 
Mash?
Which kind?
 
@KitFox yes, when they're solid.
@Cerberus potato, suede, scrambled egg, anything else I consider mashed.
 
4:52 PM
Ah OK.
 
@MattЭллен Think of it as pre-chewed for your convenience.
 
I recognise the symptom, my friend has this too.
But I have to go.
Good-bye!
 
CU!
@KitFox that thought makes it worse :D
 
I suspected it might. SO you're not going to eat yours then, right?
 
Bai! poof
 
4:54 PM
@KitFox nope
you want it?
 
crams mash in face
 
Wait, suede like boots?
 
um
I meant that root vegetable
sweed?
ah
swede
 
Oh! Rutabaga.
 
4:56 PM
spelling's not easy when you're infinite monkeys
 
I didn't know it had a different name.
 
apparently nor did I
 
The rutabaga, swede (from Swedish turnip), turnip, yellow turnip, or neep (Brassica napobrassica, or Brassica napus var. napobrassica, or Brassica napus subsp. rapifera) is a root vegetable that originated as a cross between the cabbage and the turnip; see Triangle of U. The roots are prepared for food in a variety of ways, and its leaves can also be eaten as a leaf vegetable. Etymology Brassica napobrassica has many national and regional names used globally. Rutabaga is the common American and Canadian term for the plant. It comes from the old Swedish word Rotabagge, meaning simpl...
But I also didn't know that they were actually the same thing as turnips, which is what I would have called them.
 
brb chopping mushrooms
 
5:00 PM
My grandma would never say rutabaga is the same as turnip.
 
They aren't? Seems like that says they are.
 
According to Wikipedia it's a cross of a turnip with a cabbage.
I can say it has a different flavor and it's orange rather than white.
 
Oh it says that, doesn't it?
 
I don't know anything about breeding rutabagas.
Sorry, I meant: I don't know nothin bout birthin no rutabagas.
 
That's exactly what I was thinking.
 
5:35 PM
@KitFox Yes! Really, does coffee get in the way of lunch?
 
It just takes time to make.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I barely bother typing anymore. I just let my iPhone lookahead guess what I really want to say, an entire sentence from a couple of characters.
I didn't let my Android do that for me, I wrote it myself. If Andy had done it, she would have said: "Oh, you!"
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, you!
 
Probably there should be an impersonabot that generates chat posts based on a person's chat history.
It would be a boon when taking vacation.
 
@MετάEd Can we set up a chat room that has two (or three) chatbots going? I would pay good screen time to watch that.
 
@Mitch Great idea. Then none of us has to actually talk to one another.
 
5:41 PM
Exactly. Wait, what?
 
There was a video about that.
Or a cartoon or something.
 
chatbot learning mode ...Wait,...what?...
 
YAY I can play hangman again.
 
@JohanLarsson Is Frey the other bot? I don't consider Caprica much of a converstaionalist.
 
6:27 PM
@Mitch Ninja Echo is the other bot, Kendall wrote it
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 hangman room gone?
 

  Hangman room

A room for playing hangman and such.
The room is there, but no Caprica.
 
oh, that is a little like having version control without using it?
 
user87637
@KitFox Hi pretty woman! LOL.
 
@JohanLarsson glowers, commits changes from yesterday
@JasperLoy You talking to me or Caprica?
 
feels proud for some reason
 
user87637
6:34 PM
@KitFox I don't know who Caprica is, so it must be you, QED.
 
@JohanLarsson I'm committing very slowly, just to annoy you.
 
@KitFox feels euphoric
 
Are you afraid of commitment?
 
Not like you would think.
 
7:30 PM
posted on September 24, 2013 by sgdi

Sam was enjoying his dinner But somehow he kept getting thinner Every mouthful he ate Went back on his plate His stomach was outer not inner

 
8:06 PM
@Robusto I knew I was in safe hands the second I saw Robert Forster. And the moment I saw the police officers step out onto the snow, I knew I wanted to eat up my words from last week: I do not want this show to end. That single shot, of just the snow. How do they expect me to live on without this. Where do they expect me to turn to.
Funny how it works, the two scenes I just mentioned are the first and the last. There's calm poetry in this.
 
what show is this about?
 
Breaking Bad.
 
aha then
am waiting for the last 8 eps to come out on Netflix
so no spoilers plz
(i suppose "snow" is a spoiler of some kind)
 
Of course not.
@JSBձոգչ it could or could not be. I'm not even being facetious.
But I will say no more, of course. I didn't expect anyone to be here now.
This slot is usually reserved for me pinging Rob about the latest episode.
 
any no onewill be here!
 
8:10 PM
One thing I will say that can't spoil anything is that with every episode I am more and more convinced they should have made it 13 episodes, not 8.
 
i'm leaving now
g'night folks
 
Night!
So yeah back at Rob. Some things are rushed. Not even in a bad way, mind you. A couple episodes ago they were rushed in a bad way, as we remember. But now they are rushed in a Breaking Bad way. Which is a good way. They have regained their strength, their mastery. Still, or thus, I wish they had time to flesh it out.
And now I must cool down, with some Season 2 treat.
Did I mention I have no idea how on Earth they are supposed to wrap it all up in just 60 minutes? (And yes, I am already including the fact that the last two episodes are longer, that's 60 minutes running time, without the commercials. Actually if I could boast about just one thing, that'd be how I have never had a single BB episode be interrupted by a commercial You folks must suffer! The things I hear abour Low Winter Sun...)
I'm outta here.
 
8:56 PM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 thin-foil hats on in Sweden
 
@JohanLarsson :O
 
10:13 PM
Can someone please explain the inside joke in the room subtitle here? I get that both are references to 2010 and not English... But not the subtitle as a whole
 
@CharlesKoppelman Well, we like to think that we are known for the incomprehensibility of our conversations.
And we have been active since 2010.
I honestly have no idea what the Chinese characters mean.
Koppelman, Nederlands?
 
10:37 PM
It's an incomprehensible reference to our incomprehensibility. It wouldn't be us without a little recursion
 
C'est vrai.
Hey @aediaλ, it wasn't you who had added me on Facebook, was it?
 
It was, when you were gone on vacation and we were all worried about you!
 
Ohh!
Cute, then I'll add you.
 
I messaged you as well but I think messages from non-friends are all dumped in some "other" folder.
 
I saw it again last week, I don't log in much.
 
10:39 PM
I know I always find piles of spam in there eventually when I remember it exists.
 
Oh, yes, messages are a mess on FB.
 
No pressure to add me; I just didn't have any other way to contact you IRL so I tried that!
 
OK added you!
Took me a while to find the requests page. Doesn't help that my Facebook is in Latin.
 
Haha is that a language option? I had no idea.
 
It is.
I also have my Google in Latin, or had, but apparently they have noöne to maintain the Latin .xml: most of the words are in English.
 
10:46 PM
@Cerberus I see you!
 
Scary!
Are you inside the house?
draws curtains just in case she's in the Chinese restaurant opposite the house
 
Even scarier! On... the phone!
 
It’s called ‭ ❖ U+02756 BLACK DIAMOND MINUS WHITE X. Well, except when it is called ‭ 🃄 U+1F0C4 PLAYING CARD FOUR OF DIAMONDS. :)
.
 
(where I mostly use Facebook because I don't log in much on the real computer)
 
You see me on the phone?! Very scary.
 
10:49 PM
@Cerberus You have to cover the camera lens with electrical tape when you aren’t using it.
 
Or flip it over.
 
That’s what she said.
 
But no! Every modern phone has two camerae.
 
duae?
 
Verum.
 
10:50 PM
How so?
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Q: What's the story behind Super Cow Powers?

derobertAs we know, apt-get has Super Cow Powers and aptitude does not: $ apt-get --help | grep -i cow This APT has Super Cow Powers. $ aptitude --help | grep -i cow This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers. and of course, APT has an Easter egg to go with i...

 
One good camera for taking pictures of something in front of you, the landscape, while you watch the screen as a viewfinder.
One lower quality, for making video calls while watching the screen.
 
2 mins ago, by Cerberus
Or flip it over.
 
So that doesn't work.
The camerae are obviously on either side of the phone.
As their functions dictate.
Either "film self while looking at screen" or "film stuff beyond the phone while looking at screen".
 
I guess Jamie’s Law must apply here, but I’m not sure how.
 
You understand now?
 
10:54 PM
> “Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.” Coined by Jamie Zawinski (who called it the “Law of Software Envelopment”) to express his belief that all truly useful programs experience pressure to evolve into toolkits and application platforms (the mailer thing, he says, is just a side effect of that). It is commonly cited, though with widely varying degrees of accuracy.
 
This is true.
 
Now, replace program with gadget, and where does that lead?
 
However, mobile devices also suffer an opposite pressure.
 
What is the inevitable end-state?
 
"Be as small and light as possible".
 
10:56 PM
“Every gadget evolves until it can do X.” What is X?
 
Serving me a cup of coffee?
Ruining my photos with decorative polaroid effects?
 
Or make toast, we used to say.
@aediaλ People hardly need an advanced gadget to ruin photos with.
They all are easily capable of that.
 
"Every mobile gadget evolves until it becomes tiny, light, and cheap."
 
What is the Gadgetary Eschaton? Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Echaton?
 
10:58 PM
But it doesn’t do anything then.
 
So there are opposing forces at work in mobile devices, see?
 
It has to do something.
Otherwise it is of no use.
 
So a balance is renegotiated every time.
 
A ladybug is tiny, light, and cheap: may I interest you in one?
 
11:24 PM
@tchrist thank you!
Ooh, I want a ladybug.
 
‭ 🐞  U+1F41E      LADY BEETLE
        = ladybird, ladybug, coccinellids
 
‭ 💫  1F4AB      DIZZY SYMBOL
        = circling stars, squeans
 
Sadly it doesn't render for me here.
 
@BraddSzonye You lack emoji?
Do I perchance smell of Prisoner of Bill?
 
11:26 PM
I'm reading on a Mac, so I expected that it would render, but it doesn't.
 
Oh. It should then, yes. I am.
 
Perhaps something is broken en route.
 
‭ ☺ 263A WHITE SMILING FACE
‭ 🌝 1F31D FULL MOON WITH FACE
‭ 🐭 1F42D MOUSE FACE
‭ 🐮 1F42E COW FACE
‭ 🐯 1F42F TIGER FACE
‭ 🐰 1F430 RABBIT FACE
‭ 🐱 1F431 CAT FACE
‭ 🕑 1F551 CLOCK FACE TWO OCLOCK
‭ 😋 1F60B FACE SAVOURING DELICIOUS FOOD
‭ 😻 1F63B SMILING CAT FACE WITH HEART-SHAPED EYES
‭ 🙎 1F64E PERSON WITH POUTING FACE
‭ ☺  263A       WHITE SMILING FACE
‭ 🌝  1F31D      FULL MOON WITH FACE
‭ 🐭  1F42D      MOUSE FACE
‭ 🐮  1F42E      COW FACE
‭ 🐯  1F42F      TIGER FACE
‭ 🐰  1F430      RABBIT FACE
‭ 🐱  1F431      CAT FACE
‭ 🕑  1F551      CLOCK FACE TWO OCLOCK
‭ 😋  1F60B      FACE SAVOURING DELICIOUS FOOD
‭ 😻  1F63B      SMILING CAT FACE WITH HEART-SHAPED EYES
‭ 🙎  1F64E      PERSON WITH POUTING FACE
Does mono-vs-unmono matter?
Do you have have the Symbola font by George Douros installed?
 
Alas, someone accidentally got Tchrist's button stuck again.
I guess I shouldn't have mentioned mobile phones, because mobile phones obviously set off a flood of random icons.
 
Aren’t those lovely?
The Greeks are especially well done.
Of course. :)
We know what Northern Europeans are, or Western or Eastern or Southern.
We know what South Asians are, or East Asians.
But what are North Asians? Or West Asians?
Are West Asians Turks?
Or Israelis?
What about North Asians?
 

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