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2 hours ago, by Vitaly
Yo.
00:28
@Cerberus — Umm?
@Vitaly Hai!
@Cerberus » Greetings, styxling.
Hmm, was I born in the river?
I don't remember.
It would be cool anyway.
Indeed.
00:43
So, does it work?
As long as my mother dipped me in it whole, unlike Achilles. Which river was that again? The Styx as well, I think?
Oh I just got home. I will install it now...
Portable → No need to install → Just unzip.
00:55
Ah OK. I'm trying to run it in a virtual pc on the computer I am remotely accessing...
I am on a my parents' computer, accessing my own computer through Teamviewer.
It is still extracting the archive, btw.
Wow. Sorry, I suppose.
No need; I took the opportunity to fix my virtual box.
Somehow my CPU is 50% idle during extraction...
@Vitaly Wow! Pretty awesome, excusez le mot.
01:22
OK.
3 hours ago, by Cerberus
@Gigili Really? Then... what country is it that is Muslim, speaks German, and was once colonized by France?
Cameroon
Cameroon, officially the Republic of Cameroon (), is a country of central and western Africa. It is bordered by Nigeria to the west; Chad to the northeast; the Central African Republic to the east; and Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, and the Republic of the Congo to the south. Cameroon's coastline lies on the Bight of Bonny, part of the Gulf of Guinea and the Atlantic Ocean. The country is called "Africa in miniature" for its geological and cultural diversity. Natural features include beaches, deserts, mountains, rainforests, and savannas. The highest point is Mount Cameroon in the southwest, ...
@Cerberus — That's what I mean by being too dependent on that exoshell. (Which is ultimately what I have been getting at all the time. :P)
13 mins ago, by Cerberus
Somehow my CPU is 50% idle during extraction...
Isn't that because it's a dual core and the extraction is mono-thread ?
@AlainPannetier Bien trouvé! I didn' know they spoke German there. In any case, Cameroon isn't mostly desert, nor does it appear to have much oil, I think...
@Vitaly So all this is your way of explaining ecdysis to me? I appreciate it.
Hah!
01:28
@Cerberus. IIRC, It was part of Wilhelm II's bid to compete with his English cousins.
Well the other German country in Africa is Namibia but AFAIK they were never colonised by the French.
@AlainPannetier Hmm, but that'd be odd: should Winrar use only one core in Win XP? The CPU does have two cores, and the graph did seem to indicate that one core was used more than the other; however, neither core showed anything resembling the horizontal line I was used to on my older single-core machine...
@Cer: you can notice that you can switch between groups there, next to “Look up in.” Those are the ones I pre-created for my purposes. You can as well reassemble it your way in the prefs.
and it has no muslim minority whereas One fifth of Cameroun souls are Muslim.
@AlainPannetier Hah, his cousins. You probably mean that literally, and it doesn't surprise me, when I think about it. By the way, I think the Germans had more possessions in Africa: what about Tanzania?
@Vitaly Yeah I've been playing around with it and noticed the nice groups.
I suppose there are other data sets to be downloaded elsewhere, with, say, an etymological dictionary? Or do you already have one in it? Lemme check that...
@Cerberus Well there is the AHD IE Roots… and the other one, you know about it. No explicit etymological dictionaries though.
01:34
//feels lost, decides to go home.
@Martha: Hi!!
Why lost?
@Cerberus, about cousins. George V and Nicolas II famously looked like twins thanks to Grand Ma Victoria. The "enfant terrible" was "withered hand" Wilhelm.
What the @#@$ are you two talking about?
@Martha: I daresay we just found you!
We are talking about cute girls. :P
01:36
(Cerberus & Vitaly, that is. I think I know what Alain is talking about.)
@Cer: are your iframes and JS disabled?..
@Martha: About certain dictionary software: Golden Dictionary. Never mind that it sounds like some Chinese porn flick.
Golden Dictionary of Cute Girls.
@Martha, thanks. I understand only the part about VBox and winrar out of all this gibberish.
@Vitaly I have JS disabled globally, but enabled for this domain (Noscript). Iframes should be enabled... why?
01:38
@Cerberus You seem not to be getting an invitation.
@AlainPannetier Aww... "withered hand"? He had some incestuous birth defect?
There they go again. What does an invitation have to do with JS and Iframes?
@Cerberus, You're right about Tanzania. Did not know about the German colonisation. But can't see the French having a hand in it either. but wiki says 35% Muslim.
Oh! I didn't notice it. Vitaly invited me to his private chatroom. I didn't get it either, haha.
x_x
01:40
@AlainPannetier True. But we also need oil and desert...
@Cerberus, yes his left hand was very useful to get the last pickles out of the bottom of the pot. But I don't think it had anything to do with incest though !
@AlainPannetier Hah, so not useful for much else? Yeah those silly monarchs wanting equal marriages... that was just a phase, I believe; in earlier periods, like the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, they often weren't so picky, I believe.
Hello all.
Hello @Robusto
What up?
01:44
Yo.
We're still trying to guess Gigi's country.
I haven't made any progress yet since yesterday.
Well, have you gone through all ~179 countries yet?
@Cerberus. Well the Windsor/Battenberg have acknowledged that lately with nice wifmann bringing in fresh blood.
Are there only 179!? I thought in the 200s...
Battenberg? Is that this Kate person?
And, wifmann? Wha?
Mountbatten is a literal transcription of Battenberg.
Ah! Got it.
01:49
Mountbatten-Windsor is the personal surname of some of the descendants of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh under an ambiguously-worded Order-in-Council issued in 1960, and as such a cadet branch of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (known as the House of Glücksburg for short), which in turn is a branch of the House of Oldenburg. It differs from the official name of the British Royal Family or Royal House, which remains Windsor. The adoption of the Mountbatten-Windsor surname does not apply to members of the Royal Family who are not descended from ...
The family changed the name once England started going to war with Germany (or vice versa). It didn't seem altogether appropriate to have a German family sitting on the throne of England at that point.
Note the "of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (known as the House of Glücksburg for short)"
@Robusto, word!
My turn !
Ah, yes, the Schleswig-Holstein question. Otto von Bismarck used that to unite all the German states into one iron-fisted monolith.
@Robusto, since George the 1rst. They're all German.
Since Mary, not a single English King was really English.
If you accept that Tudors were English, of the west and Stuarts of the North.
Yep. You'd think with German monarchs the Brits would be a little more orderly, wouldn't you?
01:52
@Robusto,True. But they have a common taste for mead, ale and beer !
So what was the story with Von Sache-Coburg und Gotha again? Wasn't that what the English kings were called too, some time before the world wars?
I think that's what they changed into Windsor or something...
I still think the most fascinating part of England's history was the 11th century, when they had, in order, an Anglo-Saxon king, succeeded by his son, who was conquered by Svein Forkbeard and his son Cnut the Great, who married Ymma, the wife of the king he killed, had a child by her, then he died and the kingdom went back to her son Harold Harefoot, then back to his Danish half-brother Harthacnut (son of Cnut), then to Edward the Confessor (also Ymma's son, who had been exiled) ...
then to Harold Godwinesson, who was killed by Willelm the Bastard at Hastings in 1066. And the rest, as they say, is history.
Heh, yeah that sounds like fun. The Middle Ages were perhaps the best time for weird wars of succession. At least the Romans weren't so particular about feudal rights and bloodlines...
@Cerberus, what about Claudius. Not really good at picking up spouses was he ?
This was the same period when the wife of Leofric, Earl of Mercia, named Godgifu (pron. Godyivu) supposedly went for a naked horseback ride. We know her today as Lady Godiva.
@AlainPannetier — If you mean Emperor Claudius, he had bad luck with spouses. Messalina in particular.
01:59
@AlainPannetier Yeah he sucked.
But he did conquer Britain.
Funnily, he was one of the best emperors of his time.
Whaddya mean he sucked? Bite thy tongue! He was maybe the best of the Caesars.
@Robusto, Even succeeded where Iulius Caesar had failed !
@Robusto Okay, I take that back. Only Messalina and Agrippina can answer that. Did he have another wife?
02:00
Granted, it was easy to look good coming after Emperor Gaius, a.k.a. Caligula.
And followed by Nero.
@Robusto, and wrote a multi volumes history about the Etruscan we'd be happy if it had not been lost.
Yes.
@Robusto Very true.
@AlainPannetier Oh, really? I had no idea, I only remember he wrote some historical treatises.
After Nero it was the Year of the Three Emperors before Vespasian settled everything down again.
We count to four in Dutch, funny.
02:03
Otho, Galba, Vitellius and who else?
@Robusto Othon, G... something. Their scultures are hillarious
Galba that's it.
Let me find these busts.
Can we please get two more votes on this dupe?
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Q: Double parentheses

Dhaivat PandyaAre you allowed to have parentheses inside parentheses in English? Something like "(I did that because I wanted to (and the want came from too much vodka), I still regret it, however)" I just made up that sentence.

@Cerberus — Oh, duh ... I didn't count Nero!
Hey, @Cerberus, can you remember Nero's last words? Quick now.
Qualis artifex pereo.
Too late.
Let's see if your classical scholarship can construe that for the gang.
What great artist the world is losing
Sorry don't know the Latin version.
Pretty good. I think it would be truer to say: "What an artist I die!"
Um, when I said I was interested in busts, I was thinking of something else.
Many less of these in Wikipedia I'm afraid.
@Robusto Right, that is a good technical translation.
Now, there's a bust.
To be honest I wouldn't have been able to come up with the quote in Latin.
@Robusto Wow, I really didn't see that one coming. [mark of irony for American readers]
02:09
That's why we go over this stuff.
BTW, I got a bit mixed up in my lineage. Harold Harefoot was not the son of Ymma, but of Cnut's first wife, Ælfgifu, who was set aside when Cnut took Ymma as his queen (in order to unite Saxon and Dane in all England).
@Martha, done for me.
@Robusto, probably nobody noticed. Still, I'll spare some time tomorrow to browse this book again: "David Hume - The History of England".
Still, I hate to screw up my history.
02:45
Did Hume write a history of England? Cool.
Sorry was on askubuntu.
The History of England (sometimes referred to as The History of Great Britain) (1754–62) is David Hume's great historical work, written while he was serving as librarian to the Edinburgh Faculty of Advocates, and published in six volumes in 1754, 1756, 1759, and 1762. His History became a best-seller, finally giving him the financial independence he had long sought. (Both the British Library and the Cambridge University Library still list him as "David Hume, the historian.") More a category of books than a single work, Hume's History spanned "from the invasion of Julius Caesar to the Revolu...
Available on line here.
I now like him even more than I already did.
03:02
The story outlined by Robusto is detailed in vol 1 chapter 3.
How to recover one's macbook when stolen !!!
03:26
Yeah that is pretty cool!
There are programs like that for cell phones too.
I once had one installed.
It allows you to record the thief's calls and view his GPS location.
As soon as a new sim card is popped in, it send a text message from that number to another number you specified in advance, such as one of your friends' mobiles.
Then you can send commands to the phone through text messages using passwords.
That must even be fun to test.
03:41
Yeah I never tested it, but it is a great development.
Then again, a clever thief just flashes the phone's rom as soon as he gets home...
Not sure it's possible to bypass such a program on a laptop entirely if you want to format it.
Actually I was surprised the thief managed to log in into the stolen laptop at all. The article says that he used it to browse mail and social accounts. If you steal a laptop, the chances are you are locked out when you fire it up. So you might need to crack it or reinstall it. In the later case the spying utility goes away with the rest of the disk. So better not have any password in that case.
Unless it activates before Windows...
I have no idea how advanced those laptop spy programs are.
Hmm it is bed time for me.
G'night!
03:57
Night.
04:09
Bai guys!
 
3 hours later…
06:52
hi all
is this right sentence: "you know what... yesterday, i met with American boy.. He visited to India and admired "taj mahal" ... He said me thats pure beauty .. and America is nothing except money making. . I said him that also visit Shahi qila.. you will like it .. And now he do't like his own country...... thats really strange.. His thinking is too different than Americans.."
 
3 hours later…
09:31
now i am feeling that i am learning priograming.. is that right sentence ?
Jez
Jez
09:47
@Dori Benjol wanted me to let you know about thon's response to the 'merge' question, here: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/1071152#1071152
(what is thon? My gender-neutral pronoun. English needs to adopt it, damnit!)
also it should be thons
*smacks self*
10:08
@Miss "Guess what! Yesterday, I met an American boy. He visited India and really admired the "Taj Mahal". He said to me that that was pure beauty, and America is nothing except money making. I told him to visit the Shahi qila as well, that he will like it. And now, he doesn't like his own country, which is really strange. His thinking is way different from normal Americans.
Is there an good name for "phone vibration" ?
Jez
Jez
no.
except maybe phibration :-)
hmm
can i say shaking.. ?
Jez
Jez
vibration is more accurate
well may be there is a word for that because my friend heard it from TV
and now he do't remember that word.
Kit
Kit
11:09
@Robusto I told you to stop posting pictures of me here.
Kit
Kit
11:19
whistling
shuffling feet
@Kit Too much noise!
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot Morning to you, too.
Hey, Reg.
@Kit Good morning.
Good evening to myself
@Kit Ciao.
Kit
Kit
You're late. I had to start shirking without you.
11:24
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Q: What is the plural of ivy?

Ambo100Is it ivy, ivies or something else entirely when referring to two or more clusters of ivy?

Kit
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@ThirdIdiot Dictionary questions this morning already?
From now on, I am not asking any questions absolutely.
@Kit Which Dictionary?
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot Don't sulk. It's not becoming.
@Kit Nah, I just don't want to annoy anyone, so I'll just stick on the safe side.
@Kit Besides, when I sulk, my wrinkles seem to disappear.
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot I should think most dictionaries contain the plurals of words as well as the singular.
11:26
Someone told me that at least
Kit
Kit
So are you sulking or not?
I find your statements unclear.
@Kit Ah! No, it's just that the previous link I had, you had to scroll down quite a bit before you saw plural of ivies. This new link has the plural of ivy right at the top.
@Kit See any wrinkles?
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot Still, they could've looked it up themselves.
@ThirdIdiot Nope. But I don't see any stubble either.
@Kit Hope that is a good sign.
@Kit I provide good service.
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot It is neither good nor bad. It simply is.
Morning, @Robusto!
11:30
@Kit — Then stop texting them to me.
Good morning.
@Robusto Kia Ora
Kit
Kit
@Robusto I believe the term you're looking for is "sexting."
Well, there was writing on the shirt. So I went with "texting". Trying to be delicate, you know.
Kit
Kit
@Robusto Why pretend? I thought we were past those little kindnesses.
Politeness is the oil that lubricates conversation, dummy.
Kit
Kit
11:33
@Robusto Well said, doucheknuckle.
Starring is the sincerest form of flattery, at least here in The Incomprehensible Room.
Kit
Kit
@Robusto Wasn't it Oscar Wilde that said that?
Wilde gets credit for practically every tart witticism. Often you find the real author is Shaw or Bierce or someone else.
@Kit No one's flattered you so far.
@RegDwight
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A: Are translation requests from German allowed? / Sind Fragen nach Übersetungen aus dem Deutschen erlaubt?

theiTranslation requests from German to English are tolerated here until EL&U accepts them as they should, as we accept all translations to German. Fragen nach einer Übersetzung von Deutsch auf Englisch werden hier toleriert bis EL&U sie akzeptiert, wie sie es ja tun sollen, da wir hier auch...

11:39
ROFLMAO.
Kit
Kit
@Robusto I guess it was Charles Caleb Colton.
Charles Caleb Colton (1780–1832) was an English cleric, writer and collector, well known for his eccentricities. Colton was educated at Eton and King's College, graduating with a B.A. in 1801 and an M.A. in 1804. In 1801 he was presented by the college with the perpetual curacy of Tiverton's Prior's Quarter in Devon, where he lived for many years. He was appointed to the vicarage of Kew and Petersham in 1812. His performance of church-related functions at both locations was erratic: at times conscientious and brilliant while at other times cursory and indulgent. He left formal church ...
Reggy taught me this nice trick
@RegDwight I can't take it seriously when people write ROLFMAO and then put a full stop, like seriously if you were really ROFing you wouldn't bother with punctuation.
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot @RegDwight taught you copypresto?
@z7sg Wow, you so don't know me.
Kit
Kit
11:42
@z7sg Dude, it's RingOF, not ROFing!
@Kit Aye, Heypresto
:D
@Kit I been learned.
Ask @Martha or @Robusto or really anyone. I could be rolling anywhere and still using proper dashes, say.
Kit
Kit
11:43
@z7sg Morning!
Ask me what?
That's how you roll? groan
Kit
Kit
@z7sg THWACK!
@Kit Hi err, good after.. WHA???
@z7sg — I think you misspelled rofl, as in "That's how you rofl?"
11:45
@Robusto <awesome>
Kit
Kit
@Robusto I bow to you, sir.
Rolf is a male given name. It originates in the Germanic name Hrolf, itself a contraction of Hrodwulf (Rudolf), a conjunction of the stem words hrod ("renown") + wulf ("wolf"). The Old Norse cognate is Hrólfr. Notable Rolfs/Hrolfs include: *Hrólf Kraki, legendary king of Denmark *Hrolf Ganger, Norwegian jarl and founder of Normandy *Rolf Beeler, Swiss cheese entrepreneur *Rolf Ekéus, Swedish diplomat *Rolf Gindorf (born 1939), German sexologist *Rolf Gölz (born 1962), German road and track cyclist *Rolf Harris, Australian entertainer *Rolf Roosalu (Rolf Junior), Estonian singer *Rolf Sc...
Kit
Kit
@z7sg I'm Z-4. It's morning here.
No bowing, please. Just send money.
@Kit I can hear those backbones sqeaking
11:46
Rolfing is a registered service mark of a school of soft tissue manipulation founded by Ida Pauline Rolf in the 1950s, also called structural integration. The Rolf Institute of Structural Integration states that Rolfing is a "holistic system of soft tissue manipulation and movement education that organized the whole body in gravity". Claims include that clients stand straighter, gain height, and move better through the correction of soft tissue fixations or improper tonus. A 2004 review of Rolfing found that "there is no evidence-based literature to support Rolfing in any specific disea...
Kit
Kit
@Robusto That should help with my squeaky vertebrae.
I think Beowulf practiced hrolfing in his day.
Rolfe may refer to: People *B. A. Rolfe, movie producer *Chris Rolfe, American soccer player *Frederick Rolfe, also known as "Baron Corvo" *James Rolfe, The Angry Video Game Nerd *John Rolfe, Virginia colonist *John Carew Rolfe, classicist *Lilian Rolfe, female World War II spy *Red Rolfe, American baseball player *Robert Allen Rolfe (1855–1921), British botanist *Thomas Rolfe, child of Pocahontas and John Rolfe *Rob Rolfe, drummer in English Post-hardcore band Enter Shikari *Guy Rolfe, English actor Places *Rolfe, Iowa, United States See also * Rolf * Rolfing
Kit
Kit
@Robusto groan
And today soft brain-tissue manipulation is referred to as "Rofling".
11:48
@Robusto Not Rolfing?
Kit
Kit
@Robusto Also the sound I make when puking.
Look above.
@ThirdIdiot — And stop trying to be my straight man.
In biology, robustness is used to describe a species with a morphology based on strength and a heavy build. The alternative morphology is the 'gracile' body type. For example, comparing similar species, rats have robust body types while mice are gracile. Male and females of the same species may display sexual dimorphism and have robust and gracile morphologies. Archaic Homo sapiens were robust while anatomically modern humans are gracile. References
Definition of "gracile"
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot =tasty
@Kit Tasty...Kit-Kat
Cat
11:50
@Kit well whatever the salutation, i didn't expected to be thwacked in the middle of it. Ну, погоди!
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot So I've been told.
@z7sg Well, Martha's not here.
@z7sg Step lively!
@Kit She is thwacker-in-chief or something?
Kit
Kit
@z7sg Yeah.
Kit
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I am but a humble student in @Martha's School of Thwacking.
11:52
@Kit — She will thwack you right on your doucheknuckles.
Cats (Felis sylvestris catus), known in Ancient Egypt as the mau, were important in ancient Egyptian society. Beginning as a wild, untamed species, cats were useful for limiting vermin in Egyptian crops and harvests; through exposure, cats became domesticated and learned to coexist with humans. The people in what would later be Upper and Lower Egypt had a religion centering around the worship of animals, including cats. Praised for controlling vermin and its ability to kill snakes such as cobras, the domesticated cat became a symbol of grace and poise. The goddess Mafdet, the deificati...
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot Dude, seriously, WTF?
Felix, meant happy right?
Kit
Kit
@ThirdIdiot You're jamming up my bandwidth.
So, are cats happy?
52 secs ago, by Kit
@ThirdIdiot You're jamming up my bandwidth.
What does that mean?
11:54
@ThirdIdiot — It's a polite way of saying STFU.
What is STFU?
Kit
Kit
@Robusto Well, I didn't mean...it's just that...OK, yeah, that is what I was saying.
That, by the way, is a mummified cat.
Kit
Kit
Kids!
morning
Kit
Kit
11:56
For the love of all things holy!
just so y'all know, it's not yet 7 am here
@JSBangs Speaking of the devil, the devil cometh
Kit
Kit
@JSBangs Morning.
@ThirdIdiot — It's a short form for "Gee, I really wish you would listen a whole lot more than you talk."
@Hello @JSBangs
Kit
Kit
@JSBangs Aren't you West Coast?
11:57
: Talk may refer to: * Conversation, interactive communication between two or more people * Speech, the production of spoken language Software * Google Talk, a Windows- and web-based instant messaging program * talk (software), a Unix program * AppleTalk, an early networking protocol designed by Apple for their Macintosh computers Music * Talk (Yes album) *Talk (Paul Kelly album) * "Talk" (song), by Coldplay * "Talk", a song by Tracy Bonham on the album Liverpool Sessions * Talk Talk, a popular British rock group active from 1981 to 1991 * "Talking", a song by British rock band The Rifl...
Kit
Kit
@JSBangs So isn't it not even 6am yet?
no, i'm not West Coast any more
now i'm midwest
@ThirdIdiot you spoke of me?
Kit
Kit
@JSBangs Ah, I see. That really blew my mind, man.
@JSBangs Nah, Cos' Kit shouted "kids", then you appeared
11:59
@Kit well, i woke up at 5am local time
3 mins ago, by Kit
Kids!
i r rly rizer
@ThirdIdiot yes, that would be why :)
3 mins ago, by JSBangs
morning
Kit
Kit
@JSBangs I have babies. You aren't getting sympathy from me. :)

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