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@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Yours?
 
Hehe. You go looking for these?
 
I follow her on instagram.
 
Oh, cool. I used to follow people places.
I got banned from English Forums several months ago.
 
12:41 AM
@Cerberus: TIL there was no such person as Hendrick Hudson, the Dutch explorer. There was a Henry Hudson, an Englishman, who worked for the Dutch East India Company. When he put in at Dartmouth in the Half Moon, the British seized his ship and his person with it, and forced him to work for them henceforth.
 
1:01 AM
Hi.
(I hate to admit it.)
or
(I hate to admit it).
?
 
If it's a standalone sentence, inside the parentheses. (Do it like this.) If it's not a standalone sentence, put it outside (like this).
 
I feel that the latter looks cleaner. But some say the period should go before the closing bracket
 
It's not a question of how it looks.
 
Have you a good example or two?
 
I just gave you some.
 
1:05 AM
Sorry (it's 3.05am here)
but, I mean as if they were real sentences/prose from a novel or something
Okay, I'll give a paragRAPH:
 
You want me to turn out and search for examples?
You ask a lot.
 
Better to ask than to live in doubt.
if you mind, it's cool though
Jane asked (half-heartedly), "What's wrong?" ___ "Nothing," he replied. But he was lying (and they both knew it).
I left that ___ bit because, what do you do when there are two quotes right next to each other and there would be a period if there weren't?
 
First of all, you don't need parens there, especially in the first instance. But the second case is used correctly.
@skopp You put in a paragraph.
 
I'll just type it out here, someone will probably read it.
@Robusto come again?
 
Jane asked (half-heartedly), "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," he replied. But he was lying (and they both knew it).
 
1:15 AM
Ah.
A new line.
@Robusto Don't worry about the actual content, it was just filler terxt
But I can't think of a case where you would need it
comma would be better off there
Last question. Because you actually did the exact thing that concerns me
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing,"
Basically the " " are parenthesis, like ( )...
and the question mark is before the closing "
It looks right. But you gotta admit, English can be weird sometimes
 
2:02 AM
@DavidWallace oh dear.
 
 
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5:22 AM
Guys
how do you get a job in a company that's not like in the movie Office Space?
I really wish I don't end up working a job like in the movie
=p
I deal with the god damn customers so that engineers don't have to. I have people skills, I am good at dealing with people! What the hell is wrong with you people!
 
 
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10:43 AM
posted on July 28, 2013 by sgdi

There wasn’t enough left to eat Only salad and nothing of meat So they set about hunting Something that was grunting And other small things that went tweet

 
 
3 hours later…
1:49 PM
Mushroom soup.
And a new book.
It’s foggy and drizzly here today, bizarrely enough. So that’s what the day calls for.
This is October weather, not end of July.
 
We were promised the hottest day in all of history, but luckily my neck of the woods got rain. And some nice slow peaceful long nice rain at that. Elsewhere there was hail and whatnot, trees blocking railways, but here it's peaceful and quiet. I'm sitting in the garden watching my happy tomatoes soak.
The temperature's exactly right, too.
 
@tchrist what book?
I can't remember when it rained for a day or more the last time here, feels like it was March.
 
@JohanLarsson Yes, exactly.
@JohanLarsson I’ll tell you once I’m more into it, lest I should lead you astray. But the last three books I’ve read were Reamde by Neal Stephenson and Neptune’s Brood and Rule 34 by Charlie Stross.
@RegDwighт Mine have been soaking all night, and apparently shall do so for the rest of the day, which is fine with them. I drabbled a few beads of solid fertilizer around their base yesterday, so this will allow some of that to start to drip though.
It’s 58 right now, and today’s high is 73, which is pretty much perfect temperature as far as I’m concerned. Well ok, not for the beach, but for yardwork or hiking. Definitely a gift at the end of July.
Sometimes I wish we had a "Doesn’t show minimal effort" off-topic reason like SO does.
 
2:09 PM
They promised up to 106 degrees here.
 
I recognize that it doesn’t quite fit for us, but the spirit moves me.
@RegDwighт Please tell me you are joking!
 
Well, I am not. Anything below that wouldn't have been an all-time record.
 
That’s untenable in a continental climate.
 
We had around 100 all this time.
 
Based on my rule that so long as the temperature plus humidity don’t exceed 100, you need something like -6% humidity for that to be tolerable. Well, or a 6mph breeze.
 
2:11 PM
But yeah, right now it's like 70-something.
I don't have a thermometer, myself.
I just know that it's exactly right.
 
Thermomonsters just make people tetchy and obsessive.
 
Yeah.
Any gauge or measurement device does, for that matter.
 
We haven’t even had 106 for a couple of years here. If I wanted that, I would dwell in Moab, East of Eden but West of Boulder.
No washpot jokes.
 
So a washpot walks into a bar...
 
Moab Is My Washpot (published 1997) is Stephen Fry’s autobiography, covering the first 20 years of his life. Reviewers described it as both humorous and painfully candid. In the book, Fry is candid about his many weaknesses, including stealing, cheating and lying. The book covers some of the same ground as in Fry’s first novel, The Liar, published in 1991. In that work, public schoolboy Adrian Healey falls in love with a boy called Hugo Cartwright; in the autobiography, 14-year-old Fry becomes besotted with 13-year-old "Matthew Osborne". Fry also writes about his older brother Roger, Bun...
East of Eden is a 1955 film, directed by Elia Kazan, and loosely based on the second half of the novel of the same name by John Steinbeck. It is about a wayward young man who, while seeking his own identity, vies for the affection of his deeply religious father against his favored brother, thus retelling the story of Cain and Abel. The film stars Julie Harris, James Dean (in his first major screen role), and Raymond Massey. It also features Burl Ives, Richard Davalos and Jo Van Fleet, and was adapted by Paul Osborn and John Steinbeck. Although set in early twentieth century Monterey, Cal...
Moab (; Moabite: Mʾb; ; Greek Μωάβ Mōav; Assyrian Mu'aba, Ma'ba, Ma'ab ; Egyptian Mu'ab) is the historical name for a mountainous strip of land in Jordan. The land lies alongside much of the eastern shore of the Dead Sea. The existence of the Kingdom of Moab is attested to by numerous archeological findings, most notably the Mesha Stele, which describes the Moabite victory over an unnamed son of King Omri of Israel. The Moabite capital was Dibon. In Biblical times, the nation was often in conflict with its Israelite neighbours to the west. Geography Moab occupied a plateau about ab...
 
2:17 PM
Moabit is an inner city locality of Berlin. Since Berlin's 2001 administrative reform it belongs to the newly regrouped governmental borough of Mitte. Previously, from 1920 to 2001, it belonged to the borough of Tiergarten. Moabit's borders are defined by three watercourses, the Spree, the Westhafen Canal and the Berlin-Spandau Navigation Canal. Colloquially, the name Moabit also refers to the Central Criminal Court (Strafgericht) and detention centre, which deals with all criminal cases in Berlin. Name The origin of the name Moabit is disputed. According to one account, it can be trace...
 
Moab is right next to Arches National Park (and also Canyonlands National Parl) in far eastern Utah, up on the Colorado Plateau. It’s the country that Ed Abbey wrote Desert Solitaire about.
It is an austere land, but stunning.
It’s the only place in Utah where normal people don’t feel like they’re freaks because of all the Mormons.
It’s like a hip and liberal and crunchy Colorado mountain ski-town full of ski bums transported to the desert with mountain bikes.
It’s under an hour from the border.
It’s famous for its mountain biking.
You are allowed to be a freak there.
 
I am a racing bike person. I do not get mountain biking.
 
Because they’ve replaced all the LDS (=Mormons) with LSD (=acid).
Mountain biking is about getting off the road.
And having terrain.
And having little bikes with fat tires.
 
Well yeah, and I don't need a bike for that. In fact it stands in the way.
 
That’s how I feel, but I’m a geezer.
Single track or singletrack is a narrow mountain biking trail that is approximately the width of the bike. It contrasts with double track or fire road which is wide enough for four-wheeled off-road vehicles. In addition it is frequently smooth and flowing, but it may also exhibit technical rocky sections and may be criss-crossed with tree roots. Single track riding can be quite challenging from a technical standpoint. Singletracks cover vast areas of both state and national park lands; the mountain bike community must be cognizant of the environment and social issues that accompany trai...
 
2:24 PM
Gee, Wikipedia is really pushing it.
Next thing you know, they'll explain to me what a head is.
 
That’s in Canyon Country, like (far-)western Colorado, southern Utah, or northern Arizona. It’s what it looks like on the Colorado Plateau.
Fat tire has become a somethingnym for mountain biking.
 
That is beautiful, but even more so if I can keep my teeth. It certainly helps with concentration.
 
Up on a bike, you have no fear of rattlers.
Well, nor on the trail — but you should be wary.
 
I would have the fear of a rattler winding around my wheels.
 
Naw, you move too fast, and they wouldn’t do that even if you were stationary. They don’t make good jump rope.
 
2:27 PM
I don't mean them doing that. I mean my running them over.
 
Oh, yes. That’s a real danger.
They like to lie across the trail in the late afternoon to stock up on heat.
 
Aye.
 
I’ve encountered them perhaps a half a dozen times.
However, the first time was by accidentally stepping on one.
 
Good times.
 
The shock conditioned me to be much more careful.
The second time I was first in a file/column/row of four of us, and I just about to put my foot down on one and the next thing any of us new, I was suddenly last not first, and we were all on the ground. I seem to have hurled myself backwards like a bowling ball.
 
2:30 PM
I was moving pots around a few days back and grabbed right into a slug. I spent the rest of the night washing my thumb and shivering.
 
Pure reflex instinct.
Was this outside?
 
It was on our terrace.
 
Ick.
I had the same problem last week in the garden.
Hand felt ritually unclean. Didn’t want to eat with it.
 
There are a few in the garden, though not too many, and they typically keep their distance. And also don't come out when it's 100 degrees. Not so this guy.
 
I didn’t used to have them in the garden much, but I’ve been keeping it too lush this year.
 
2:32 PM
There are way more snails, tiny and with quite gorgeous shells actually, these I don't mind. Except I have to pay attention they don't prey on my lavender.
 
Do yours make little shells?
Ah, there you go.
 
@tchrist them's completely different species.
 
I have lots of lavender. Haven’t noticed it being gobbled.
@RegDwighт Sorry, keep forgetting you actually know what you’re talking about. :)
 
The slugs are big fat fuckers, easily three inches long.
 
Only if you let them grow that big.
I usually get rid of them somewhere between one and two inches, or less than that if I’m lucky.
 
2:34 PM
There are quite some in the woods around the city, which is why I hate riding a bike after a rain in certain areas.
But elsewhere they are not much of an issue.
 
Cause you squish them?
 
Until you reach right into one on your terrace.
@tchrist I prefer not to even think of that.
 
> The most effective means of reducing slug problems is to reduce humidity in a garden.
Yeah, that’s the problem, see.
 
In places and at times, it can be hard to find your way across by foot. Now imagine you're going 30 miles an hour, unprotected from splatter.
 
Ours vary in length from ¼" to 2".
 
2:36 PM
@tchrist we had three weeks of non-stop sunshine with ever-rising temperatures.
The really best way to get rid of slugs is not to let open beer bottles stand around.
 
I really hate all the splatter in general. I seldom notice it while I’m actually riding, but everything from the knee down it muddy.
Oh yes, they do like beer.
 
They smell beer from like three miles away.
 
It’s one of the ways one catches them.
 
Ayup.
 
> Stale beer placed about 1 inch deep in small, shallow containers will attract slugs. They will then fall into the container and be drowned. Empty and refill the containers as needed.
 
2:38 PM
Yeah, slug hunt 101.
 
Like moths to light are slugs to beer.
 
Actually I had a moth like two weeks ago who was some crazy dude. No way I could catch him with light.
He terrorized me for half a night. Quite a workout.
 
How did he terrorize you, were you indoors?
 
I managed to lock him up in a room, then lay a trail of light right out to the garden. He wouldn't care.
@tchrist I was indoors, and about to go to bed, when he decided to pay me a visit. The size of a cockchafer.
 
Please don’t make me ask.
Oh, a June bug.
 
2:41 PM
A May beetle, actually.
 
Looks like a June bug to me.
 
The cockchafer (colloquially called May bug, mitchamador, billy witch, or spang beetle, particularly in East Anglia) is a European beetle of the genus Melolontha, in the family Scarabaeidae. Once abundant throughout Europe and a major pest in the periodical years of "mass flight", it had been nearly eradicated in the middle of the 20th century through extensive use of pesticides and has even been locally exterminated in many regions. However, since an increase in regulation of pest control beginning in the 1980s, its numbers have started to grow again. Taxonomy There are three species o...
 
Phyllophaga is a very large genus (more than 260 species) of New World scarab beetles in the subfamily Melolonthinae. Common names for this genus and many other related genera in the subfamily Melolonthinae are May beetles, June bugs, and June beetles. They range in size from and are blackish or reddish-brown in colour, without prominent markings, and often rather hairy ventrally. These beetles are nocturnal, coming to lights in great numbers. The generic name is derived from the Greek words phyllon (φυλλον), which means "leaf", and phagos (φαγος), which means "eater", with a plural ...
 
We have a lot of these where I work. There's a large meadow right in front of the building. These fellas will hatch once every two years en masse. It is beautiful in a way, but immensely horrifying as well.
 
Same genus.
Well, maybe.
Same subfamily.
Scarabs one and all.
 
2:43 PM
We also have a lot of moles, who I suppose feed on the larvae. They are not doing too good of a job, though. They leave myriads untouched.
And remember that they have two years for the job.
 
I have like next to never seen a mole. I should like to.
 
Slackers.
@tchrist I saw a dead one in Lithuania as a kid.
 
Aw.
 
Yeah he was lying right on the top of his hill.
 
Looking for "colorado mole" just gets me sauce recipes.
 
2:44 PM
I don't think living ones are much into the getting acquainted business.
 
> There is just one species of mole in Colorado, and it is restricted to the eastern plains, where it lives in sand hills, on sandy flood plains, fields, lawns, cemeteries and golf courses.
Oh.
 
They hear your steps and all.
 
> There are approximately 70 species of voles; they are sometimes known as meadow mice or field mice in North America. Both moles and voles are common in Denver, Fort Collins and throughout Colorado.
 
Yeah same here.
Protected, too.
 
We have 8 voles.
And a bunch of woodrats.
 
2:47 PM
You have dormice? These are adorable.
The edible dormouse or fat dormouse (Glis glis) is a large dormouse and the only living species in the genus Glis. Description The edible dormouse is the largest of all dormice, being around in head-body length, plus a tail. It normally weighs from , but may almost double in weight immediately prior to hibernation. It has a generally squirrel-like body, with small ears, short legs, and large feet. Its fur is grey to greyish-brown in colour over most of the body, with a clear line separating off the white to pale buff underparts. Unlike most other dormice, there are no dark markings ...
 
I think those are only Old World.
 
Is that its name? Seriously?
 
EDIBLE!?!
Wah!
 
English is crazy.
 
And I thought pocket gophers were bad!
 
2:48 PM
It's funny how of all things they felt the need to specify that for a dormouse.
No edible horses or cattle.
Anyway, we don't have these where we live. Just wanted to mention them cuz cute.
 
it's like how before there were "electric" guitars, there were no "acoustic" guitars. Only guitars. We don't need to label the edible cattle.
 
I have just one word for you: ortolan.
 
We do seem to have a ferret somewhere nearby.
 
And my wife constantly runs into a fox when walking back home late at night.
 
2:50 PM
Those are our beasts.
 
In the middle of the city, that is.
We also have many hedgehogs.
 
Urban foxes are wiley.
Hedgehogs are Old World only.
 
That's a pity.
Opossums are adorable. We don't have those. Hard to come by even in zoos.
 
I’m not sure if there’s a real difference between a weasel and a ferret.
Nobody ever says the "o" in opossum here. As children, we were taught that it was a silent letter.
In England they call the same species we call a weasel, a stoat.
 
An possum?
 
2:53 PM
Heh.
Some people think that (o)possums look like giant rats.
They don’t find them cute at all.
 
Well they are giant rats.
Oh.
 
Eh?
Placental != Marsupial.
 
Yeah they do look like giant rats.
I had one in my back yard
 
What’s he doing?
Are you in a city, a town, or elsewhere?
 
Just walking through.
city
 
2:55 PM
Curious.
 
@tchrist they are called Beutelratten in German. QED.
 
Rats with pouches.
 
I only saw him/her the one time, but my neighbours had seen it, or them, lots of times.
 
Helps when collecting shinies.
 
Pouch rats, yes.
 
2:56 PM
They’re nocturnal.
 
Die Beutelratten (Didelphidae) sind eine Familie der Beutelsäuger und die einzigen Vertreter der Ordnung Didelphimorphia. Sie sind die artenreichste Beuteltiergruppe außerhalb Australiens und leben auf dem amerikanischen Kontinent. Manchmal werden die Beutelratten Opossums genannt, im strengen Sinn sind das im Deutschen aber nur die Tierarten der Gattung Didelphis. Körperbau Äußerlich sind viele Beutelratten Mäusen oder Ratten ähnlich, sind mit jenen aber nicht näher verwandt. Ihr Körper ist 8 bis 50 Zentimeter lang, das Gewicht variiert zwischen 13 Gramm und über 5 Kilogramm bei den ...
 
That is an attractive glam shot.
 
Yeah I don't get it how people don't find that lovable.
 
It's the tail
the tail makes it look like a huge rat
and that makes people's "ew, rat!" sensor go over 9000
 
Many people keep rats as pets.
A girl in my class did.
 
2:57 PM
Those people would probably like oppossums too
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
And there I was right in the middle of typing that I was going AFK.
Glad I stayed.
 
but then, eg, my wife likes pictures of mice, if the mice are clean and doing something cute, but shudders at the thought of coming across a mouse where it isn't supposed to me, like in the house, or even in the yard.
 
I love mice.
 
@tchrist They don't look gross to me, more like horrifying. All those evil grins and pionty teeth.
 
2:59 PM
 
@tchrist me too. I like most rodents.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 clearly they are just watching The Daily Show.
 
@RegDwighт probably. We all know how a camera snap at the wrong time can make anyone look evil/foolish/whatever
@tchrist now THAT is cute
 
They are extremely social animals. They have those pointy teeth but so what. Everyone has teeth. I have teeth.
yesterday, by tchrist
> A tuith is ane o the haurd, white things in yer mooth. Teeth (plural) is uised for tae chowe fuid. Chowe means tae brak up an champ fuid sae it can be swallaed (pushed doun intae yer painch). Some ainimals uises thair teeth as a wappen an aw.
And now I'm really out for the time being.
 
3:01 PM
Albino!
 
There was an albino squirrel that lived near my parents' place.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 She has the murine version of entomophobia.
Musophobia.
I don’t understand either one. At all.
Here are 536 phobias. Gosh, people are freakable beasts, aren’t they?
> venustraphobia: fear of beautiful women.
 
What does 庚寅年 mean? What does ЭмЭмИкс mean?
 
3:13 PM
¿Quién sabe?
> graphophobia: fear of writing or handwriting.
> xenoglossophobia: fear of foreign languages.
 
@tchrist Yo no sabe.
 
Se nota.
 
@tchrist In reality, that would loosely be tied to xenophobia.
 
xanthophobia: fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
xenoglossophobia: fear of foreign languages.
xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners.
xerophobia: fear of dryness.
xylophobia: 1) fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
xyrophobia: fear of razors.
zelophobia: fear of jealousy.
@Anonymous No se dice yo no sabe sino yo no sé o no sé o no sé yo.
 
@Anonymous 庚寅年 is this
 
3:17 PM
No hablo español muy bien.
 
anglophobia: fear of England or English culture, etc.
bolshephobia: fear of Bolsheviks.
francophobia: fear of France or French culture. (gallophobia, galiophobia)
gallophobia or galiophobia: Fear France or French culture. (francophobia)
germanophobia: fear of Germany or German culture.
sinophobia: fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
teutophobia: fear of German or German things.
walloonphobia: fear of the Walloons.
Wait, surely gallophobia is fear of chickens?
 
What does ЭмЭмИкс mean? Boy, typing foreign characters with diacritical marks is a real pain in the arsehole. :-P
 
> alektorophobia: fear of chickens.
Sheesh.
@Anonymous Now you know it wouldn’t be fair to tell you.
“Foreign characters”?
Typing Latin characters with diacritics is trivial.
But then, I am using a Latin keyboard. Perhaps you have a Greek one or something?
 
@tchrist I am using a QWERTY keyboard.
 
Then it’s trivial.
 
3:24 PM
So, what does ЭмЭмИкс mean?
For starters, I think it's Russian for something.
I just don't know what that something is.
 
\x{42D}\x{43C}\x{42D}\x{43C}\x{418}\x{43A}\x{441}
 
it's a transliteration
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Of what?
 
Let him figure it out.
 
What does 安宇 mean?
 
3:27 PM
\x{5B89}\x{5B87}
Oh, it’s a her.
Sorry.
 
@tchrist Who are you talking to?
 
Myself, apparently.
 
@Anonymous It doesn't mean anything, at least, not in the conventional sense. It's a decoration.
 
macroxenoglossophobia
 
what is that, a fear of loudly-spoken foreign languages?
 
3:52 PM
No, the fear of big foreign words.
> hellenologophobia: fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
> hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia: fear of the number 666.
> hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, sesquipedalophobia: fear of long words.
> kolpophobia: fear of genitals, particularly female.
 
So, what would you call a fear of loudly-spoken foreign languages? Or the fear of speaking loudly in a foreign language?
 
Greek to me.
 
some of these phobia names are only understandable if you already know what they are supposed to mean.
 
> misophobia, molysmophobia, molysomophobia, mysophobia, verminophobia: fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
> myxophobia: fear of slime. (blennophobia)
Out out damned slug!
> pnumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanocoviosophobia: fear of a lung desease caused by coal dust
> soceraphobia: fear of parents-in-law.
> verbophobia: fear of words.
> aibohphobia: fear of palindromes
> dishabillophobia: fear of undressing in front of someone.
 
4:16 PM
@tchrist so, glossophobia is fear of public speaking. hellenlogophobia is fear of greek words. verbophobia is fear of words. but macroxenoglossophobia is also a fear of words. People just pick any old latin or greek root related to their meaning and use it however they want.
 
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.
These ones actually have proper source references.
Don’t forget logophobia for a fear of words.
In fact, that’s much better, since it’s Greek in both parts, whereas verbophobia is that miscegenation that @Cerberus so decries.
 
yeah.
I'm in favour of verbal miscegenation in some cases, like if there is a common latin term that is used in English, and we need a phobia related to that, then go ahead and miscegenate. But neither "verb" nor "logo" mean "word" in English, so just keep it Greek.
 
Verba deleta sunt.
> medomalacophobia: fear of losing one's erection during coitus. (The Insomniac’s Dictionary of the Outrageous, Odd, and Unusual)
Maybe not so unusual.
 
 
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5:58 PM
What’s that quote about a good tool being one that’s usable in ways its creator never thought of?
> A good tool is one that feels transparent in its master’s hand
> A good tool is one that launches a cascade of new opportunities.
> A good tool is one that all qualified rational persons would select when choosing the tool for its normal use, unless they had an adequate reason not to.
> A good tool is one that you want to fondle and play with, as well as use.
> A good tool is one that you'll want to keep for a long, long time.
> A good tool is one that comes with well written documentation.
> A good tool is one that you can rely on and use for fixing problems.
> A good tool is one that you don't think about when using.
> A good tool is one with a simple design that easily accomplishes the task it was meant to do.
> A good tool is one that you can navigate through on your own without reading a separate manual which means that all instructions are embedded in the tool itself.
> “A good tool is one that is used in ways its developers never thought of.” —Brian Kernighan
Bingo.
 
So, would a hammer or saw or screwdriver qualify as a "Good tool"?
 
Sure, you can clean your fingernails with a screwdriver. :)
A good tool does one thing and one thing well, but can be used in a million different unforeseen ways.
I don’t suggest trying to clean your nails with a saw though.
Nor trim them with a hammer.
> The Unix philosophy, originated by Ken Thompson, is a set of cultural norms and philosophical approaches to developing small yet capable software based on the experience of leading developers of the Unix operating system. The Unix philosophy emphasizes building short, simple, clear, modular, and extendable code that can be easily maintained and repurposed by developers other than its creators.
 
 
1 hour later…
7:20 PM
Today I learned that while 9100 feet is 2800 meters, 2800 meters is 9200 feet.
 
7:31 PM
@tchrist was it a painful lesson?
 
No, I can live with a paradox.
 
Good day.
 
Good, eh?
 
Sure.
 
Just doing syntactic reanalysis.
Reapportioning what sounds go with what words.
Are you home yet?
 
7:34 PM
Yes, I'm home.
The router broke while we were gone, so I couldn't get online yesterday.
 
Ah. They do that.
 
Oops, gotta run. Haircut time.
Back later.
 
Bye!
 
7:48 PM
Jan 27 '12 at 22:31, by MetaEd
2 + 2 = 5, for large values of 2.
@tchrist And a saw is the best tool for cleaning your nails. You'll never need to clean them again.
 
If you insist on calling any string that has a verby thing at one end and a prepositiony thing at the other a "phrasal verb", yes. If, on the other hand, you consider only constituents and group them by syntactic behavior, then, yes, there are rules. Quite a few of them; at least one for each group. But, still, there is no one rule to wring them all. — John Lawler 59 secs ago
Wry.
 
8:26 PM
Is there a good idiomatic expression, or perhaps even a word, for a product or item that sells exceptionally badly? In German it's jokingly called a shopkeeper. LEO suggests shelf warmer, but I've never heard that one before, and looking at Google I only see bilingual-dictionary results, no monolingual ones, and no actual people using it.
 
8:37 PM
In Swedish we have 'hyllvärmare' shelf warmer
 
@RegDwighт In my line of work, dead stock.
 
Very well. Thank you.
 
bib
In the home restoration business, there is a second life for some shelf warmers. Original hardware that has not been sold is called NOS (new old stock), and it is often sought after to complete an accurate period restoration.
 
 
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10:38 PM
hums 'If I Were a Rich Man' quietly
 
were.
 
10:56 PM
nite
 
The instructions for my new camera say that I should charge the battery initially, until the light on the charger turns green. There is no light on the charger.
 
11:40 PM
@JohanLarsson it's in the subjunctive mood, so were instead of was.
 
@JohanLarsson If I were a rich man, I wouldn't have to work hard.
@JohanLarsson If I was a rich man, I don't remember it.
 
11:51 PM
 pornography
violent material
extremist and terrorist related content
anorexia and eating disorder websites
suicide related websites
alcohol
smoking
web forums
esoteric material
web blocking circumvention tools
If you live in England, this is what your provider will block by default.
So goodbye @Matt ! I wish you well.
And don't think you can circumvent it.
 
@KitFox Or more to the point, it's a song lyric. So we quote it exactly as it was first written, rather than rightly or wrongly changing it.
@Cerberus His provider will block smoking? That would be a neat trick.
 

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