"Many Japanese r koreanophiles. So don't cry. My dream is breaking brainwashing Koreanophiles dreams. I wanna tell them the real Korean world. They eat millions of kimchi for breakfast.They eat millions of kimchi for lunch. They eat millions of kimchi for dinner. They eat millions of kimchi for midnight snacks. They eat millions of kimchi for suppuer. Sorry, too long... In short, Korean is kimchi. Anyway, Korean is kimchi. Absolutely, possibly Korean is kimchi. " _ By random Japanese kid.

Kawaii

I grew up among Bible-believing people in Minnesota, a cold weather state
when the jet stream slips and the wind blows steadily from Manitoba; it gets so cold your skin hurts, your innards clench up, and a man’s testes shrink to the size of garden peas, but — Everyone else
is just as cold as you are so don’t complain about it, this is not a personal experience,
that’s what we say, and you comfort yourself with fried eggs and bacon and you bulk up a good deal by spring, but then everyone else is fat too, so it’s not a problem.