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14:01
We have a word for that. Actually several: monomaniac, obsessive-compulsive, and the catch-all term nerd.
But the beauty of the Voynich Manuscript is that the dude has had scholars hung up trying to figure his shit out for hundreds of years.
@Robusto This is borderline dork.
Mayhap.
I don’t like the colors.
All nerds are dorks.
All nerds are geeks.
Some geeks are dorks. QED
14:03
They’re like backwards.
Nerd.
that's a pastel Mickey Mouse.
Although, admittedly, the centre should be white.
Pastel is Russian for "bed".
@Cerberus nonsense.
14:04
@Cerberus There you go with your Dutch racism again.
Haha.
Well, it's true.
Subtraction is as valid as addition. In fact it is a type of addition.
That’s the right way.
See?
14:05
No I do not see.
Because this way, the nerd is the white knight.
Chromatic racism rears its ugly head.
Actually, those colours are bs.
@Robusto Yeah no shit.
Red and blue result in brown.
As do red and green.
14:06
Your what hurts?
@Cerberus You result in brown. You racist.
Red and blue result in magenta, just like red and green result in yellow.
Look. Racism is fun.
@tchrist In what world?
In our world, child.
Not in a painter's world.
14:07
@Cerberus I didn't accuse you of not having fun, did I.
Good.
You’re subtracting, not adding.
1 min ago, by RegDwighт
Subtraction is as valid as addition. In fact it is a type of addition.
Don’t say “and”.
Which city has the most racism fun?
14:07
Have you ever tried mixing those colours on a palette?
I use light.
@Cerberus Those are wavelengths, not pigments.
Kiryas Joel (also known as Kiryas Yoy'l, "Kiryas Yo'el" or KJ) (Yiddish: קרית יואל (Kiryas Yoyel), Hebrew: קרית יואל (Kiryat Yoel), "Town of Joel") is a village within the town of Monroe in Orange County, New York, United States. The great majority of its residents are Hasidic Jews who strictly observe the Torah and its commandments, and belong to the worldwide Satmar Hasidic dynasty. Most of the village's residents speak Yiddish as their first language. The village has the youngest median age (13.2) of any population center of over 5,000 residents in the United States. Residents of Kir...
@RegDwighт Subtraction + addition = sedition
I have a snaky multi-bulb stand, and I put different colored lights in each.
14:08
@KitFox Pigments!? And you call me racist?
Well, you are.
Then I add them together in pretty sets on the white wall.
I don't see what that has do to with pigments.
And so are you!
If you have pigments, can you get baconments from them?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 One can only hope.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Bacos.
Seriously, that's the world's most interesting settlement.
Figments are what vegetarians eat instead of pigments.
Bacos Hawaii?
14:09
@Robusto piguratively speaking.
What if Adam and Eve had used pig leaves to hide their nakedness? Wouldn't that have been more interesting?
Not to Christians, no.
Christians are no fun. Racist, perhaps, but no fun.
Bestiality in Paradise?
Leave off.
14:11
Cheeseburgers in Paradise!
Why don't Adam and Eve make like a pig and leave?
Microwave cheeseburgers?
Two tickets to Paradise.
Floston Paradise.
Look at us, we've all become random-sentence machines.
14:12
Become?
Phlogiston.
@Cerberus Those are called sliders.
Random life sentence machines.
Sliders?
14:12
The burger is too damn racist!
Google "frozen sliders"
I'd rather not...
There's a site that'll google it for you.
Not that again.
We know that. That was the starting point of all this.
14:14
Brighter! Stronger! Less filling!
American turkey?
There’s some other kind?
Turducken.
@tchrist in the Middle East.
To coin a phrase, this is non-topic. — Robusto 1 min ago
14:17
@RegDwighт I live very close to a neighborhood called White Haven. :x
damn it
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Well, there's a black president in the White House. How much worse could things get for racists in this country?
Ugh, my friends want to BBQ this evening.
If there's anything I hate...
@Cerberus Barbecued evenings can be succulent.
?
@Robusto Must better than the succuprest ones.
14:18
We had this, but they tore it down.
It's slow, it is the equivalent of inhaling 100 cigarettes, and it's cold outside (cloudy / 16 °C). And you clothes stink. And you.
don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket / back from succubus city
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Hey, I've been there!
It’s July! How can it be cold?
14:19
@Cerberus I thought you preferred cold. Just wear a jacket.
Outdoor cooking is awesomest.
@Cerberus Stand near the grill, but out of the way of the smoke.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I lied. I was lying just then when I said that.
I know smoke follows beauty, but do your best.
@KitFox d'oh.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Impossible. It always blows everywhere. And I don't want to stand why eating! I'm not a monkey!
14:20
I've been near there, though. Over the bridge. On the interstate.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 bad usability. "Vacancy" should be in green.
No wonder they tore it down.
tosses out some marshmallows
@RegDwighт agreed.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I prefer it over heat, yes, but it's still uncomfortable and makes my nose runny.
@tchrist I totally don't get it. I hate it.
Still, it must gall racists that black magic is more powerful (and fun) than white magic.
14:21
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Q: Email template to Dean for withdrawal of graduation

vulkkancould someone help me writing up a formal polite email that states I am withdrawing my graduation for this semester due to reasons like; I still have to improvise on the results of my research and I may need another semester to work on it (On these lines). I don't know if the above stated is for...

What more can I do?
You can withdraw your graduation?
14:23
OINK
Go not gentle.
Did a dog just hear "walrus" and go "oink"?
Well.
No, he said “Oh I never know”.
14:24
I had to say something.
He always uses those trendy abbreviations.
@Cerberus no you didn't.
OINK = One Income, No Kids
@RegDwighт That's what a true Schweinehund would say.
Missing a Fugen-E.
14:26
Fugue in E?
Schweinehund.
Like Fleisch.
If anything, Fugue in E would be E-Fuge, not Fugen-E.
Head noun last. Just like in English.
@RegDwighт Danke.
Titte.
14:27
@Robusto You must mean pink magic.
There is no pink magic. It's just noise.
Oh noes what you do you make him post hello kitty with sparkles again.
Pink-collar worker is a term designating a type of worker, contrasted with blue-collar worker and white-collar worker. A pink-collar worker performs what was traditionally women's work, typically in the service industry. Occupations Pink-collar occupations tend to be personal-service-oriented. Waiting on tables, along with nursing and teaching, is part of the service sector, and is among the most common occupations in the United States. The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that, as of May 2008, there were over 2.2 million persons employed as servers in the U.S.Furthermore, looki...
I never quite got Americans' obsession with collars. What is it with Americans and collars?
We're cool.
14:29
You wouldn't understand.
@KitFox Not coolers, collars. Pay attention.
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Q: Is "such a cooler" proper English?

SensefulI'm trying to say something like "that's such a cooler design". Is there more valid expression that expresses the same thing? Or is this okay English? I guess "that design is so much cooler" would work, but it's not as succinct. I'm trying to say that something is cooler than something else, bu...

What's with Germans and great coats and sunglasses? You think we can't pick you out of a crowd?
No, not coolers. You're thinking of those pants that look like skirts.
You are such a cooler.
God, not culottes.
14:30
Sans culottes?
It's that slightly more modern version.
@KitFox I don't think anything because that's the first time I hear Germans wear great coats, or any coats for that matter.
Crap, meeting time. I'm out for now.
@RegDwighт And watches.
14:30
> Most of us are familiar with blue collar and white collar jobs, but we have rarely taken the time to think about pink collar jobs, those underappreciated, underpaying jobs typically held by women or gay men. Generally speaking, these are service oriented jobs that don't require much in the way of professional training, and offer nothing in the way of prestige.
Germans are about as easy to spot as Japanese tourists.
@KitFox But who watchers the watches?
> All of these jobs center on meeting the needs of men or making the world prettier. They don't pay much, but they give women something to do, a way to make money, and a way to keep us out of men's hair. In contrast, however men in these jobs have been taught to make excuses if they have these sorts of jobs.
@RegDwighт Herr Meiswatcher.
@KitFox yes, absolutely, but thanks to shorts and sandals and a fat belly, not great coats.
14:31
@RegDwighт The Swiss.
Feds weigh Santorum probe
hee hee hee
> The important thing to realize about these jobs is that it is generally accepted as okay work for women, but when men do it, people feel that the men have somehow demeaned themselves. It's quite screwed up when you think of it.
Oh and one more thing I don't understand. How the heck do tomatoes even grow in the wild? They can't sustain their own weight. Should I picture them like giant red round peanuts or what? Whose brilliant idea was it?
They are nightshades.
14:32
Thank you for explaining everything.
So like that.
Rick Santorum, “Movement of Love”
You were very helpful.
I keep reading him as Rick Scrotum.
No, seriously. Who the fuck gets such a name and keeps it?
14:33
@MετάEd roflcopter
@RegDwighт They were smaller pre-cultivated.
@RegDwighт So you don't know what bittersweet nightshade looks like, is that it?
@tchrist mine can barely sustain the weight of the leaves. Not to mention flowers. I'm not even talking fruits.
@KitFox are you talking about some Ray-Ban model?
Maybe they were creepers, like belladonna.
I know that tomatoes are nightshades alright. I just don't know what that's supposed to mean.
14:35
Santorum squeaked out an eight-vote victory
Today is a great day for Santorum headlines.
Wild species

Including Solanum lycopersicum, there are currently 13 species recognized in Solanum section Lycopersicon. Three of these species – S. Cheesmaniae, S. Galapagense, and S. Pimpinellifolium – are fully cross compatible with domestic tomato, four more species – S. chmielewskii, S. habrochaites, S. neorickii, and S. pennelli – can be readily crossed with domestic tomato though with some limitations, and five species – S. arcanum, S. chilense, S. corneliomulleri, S. huaylasense, and S. peruvianum – can be crossed with domestic tomato with significant difficulty usually requiring em
Who is embryo rescue?
I'm not a botanist.
Solanum cheesmaniae ("tomate de Galápagos") es una planta herbácea perteneciente a la familia de las solanáceas y natural de las Islas Galápagos, Ecuador, donde habita en elevaciones costeras salobres. Debido a que ha evolucionado en aislamiento de las demás especies de tomates silvestres del continente, esta especie exhibe una cantidad de características inusuales, tales como el color de los frutos amarillo-anaranjado brillante, el follaje verde amarillento y las semillas pequeñas. A pesar que inicialmente crece erecto, las plantas maduras frecuentemente son decumbentes o rastreras, con l...
Embryo Rescue is one of the earliest and successful forms of in-vitro culture techniques that is used to assist in the development of plant embryos that might not survive to become viable plants. Embryo rescue plays an important role in modern plant breeding, allowing the development of many interspecific and intergeneric food and ornamental plant crop hybrids. This technique nurtures the immature or weak embryo, thus allowing it the chance to survive. Plant embryos are multicellular structures that have the potential to develop into a new plant. The most widely used embryo rescue procedur...
14:37
> excising plant embryos and placing them onto media culture
Screw that. What is this, rocket science?
Rocket surgery.
Right.
That’s a Galápagos tomato, a wild species.
Awww now that's beautiful.
And look how many of them are there.
Do want.
Okay so I guess I can now narrow down the question to the "whose brilliant idea was it" part.
Whose brilliant idea was it to specifically work on plants that can't survive without support.
God.
14:40
Nothing wrong with giant tomatoes, but I kind of pity them.
Of course we do even worse things to dogs.
God made the vines, that they might creep across the ground and up the tree and down your chimney.
All tomatoes grow on vines.
Vines are not erect.
@tchrist no I mean the current tomato plants. The cultivated.
> The large, lumpy tomato, a mutation from a smoother, smaller fruit, originated in Mesoamerica, and may be the direct ancestor of some modern cultivated tomatoes.
They certainly don't look anything like creepers.
In fact I have some creepers right next to my tomatoes.
No, not most ones in one’s garden, no.
But if you have a cherry tomato plant, they can sprawl a great deal, and are happy to climb fences.
> Aztecs and other peoples in Mesoamerica used the fruit in their cooking. The exact date of domestication is unknown: by 500 BC, it was already being cultivated in southern Mexico and probably other areas.
14:42
Yeah I've been wondering about that. This year's too late but next year I might try some cherry tomatoes.
They are extremely productive.
You will harvest more in total weight from the cherries.
I have two plants.
My dill is frigging giant this year, though.
And it won't stop growing.
They are already ripe.
Sounds like my fennel troubles.
It's like bamboo or something.
Aye.
14:44
@tchrist no trouble here, I don't mind it.
My dill is not very successful.
My fennel is ubiquitous.
And mighty.
My dill has like no leaves at all, really just one giant stem growing at like 10cm a day.
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A: What does 'condescending' exactly mean?

OpaWtf, use easier words people, what the fuck

And it's in a very small, very flap pot. I've no idea how it does it.
It has no room whatsoever for the roots.
But it makes do.
It's a wonder.
Flat, right?
Not flap?
14:45
Flat tiny little thing.
Oh, I understand now: if you limit its rootstock, it will produce more above ground. Most plants to that.
Oh is that so?
Yeah. It’s called being root-bound.
Because it doesn't work for my tomatoes.
They don't have room for their roots, either, right now (I have too many, I was speculating some wouldn't survive, so I don't have enough pots), and they don't produce more above ground.
Do you have only potted plants?
14:47
In fact some of them are blooming already at only like twelve inches high.
@tchrist yes, with the added benefit that I can move them in and out anytime, what with shade and frost and sun and hail and weather in general.
Oh, and wind.
You are . . . industrious.
Wind keeps messing with my tomatoes. Breaking them in half.
Yeah, the gales here do a number on my tomatoes.
Rather.
Been a bit blustery lately. Even though I have stakes and cages, they suffer.
Gosh, sounds like a torture scene.
Haha.
Well it is, if we go back to my original question.
We torture them to life.
They'd be dead without the stakes and the cages.
I think not.
I think they would merely be creepers.
We just like them to stand up.
It’s like cucumbers.
14:53
Well okay, but when there's nowhere to creep, they would be dead.
They’re happy to climb, but do not perish for want of it.
They take a lot of space.
Right. Cucumbers. Perhaps I should try that some time.
Wait, you didn’t get indeterminate tomatoes, did you?
Meaning?
Determinate vs indeterminate, in horticulture, refers to whether it just keeps growing and growing and growing.
14:54
Oh I've no idea.
For pots, you have to use determinate versions, not indeterminate ones.
I didn't even get the seeds from a proper source, just extracted them from a random tomato I purchased in a random store.
Like with petunias.
It's all just wildlife for me. Just for fun. I'm not doing this for industrial purposes.
Just a wild and crazy guy.
14:56
So when my wife comes along with her botany advice (and she really knows everything and when she doesn't, her mom has a degree in botany...), I just go like WTF leave my plants alone who cares. Let them figure out for themselves what they do or do not want.
Question: What is the difference between determinate and indeterminate tomatoes?
One of the most common questions about tomato plants is what the difference is between determinate and indeterminate varieties. Once you know the difference, it's easy to make informed decisions about which tomatoes will work best in your garden.
Answer: The most simple explanation of the difference between determinate and indeterminate tomatoes is that determinate tomatoes bear their crop all at once, while indeterminate tomatoes bear fruit over the course of a season. Indeterminate varieties tend to grow longer vines and will require more support in terms of staking or caging over the course of a season. Determinate varieties often (but not always) tend to be more compact and manageable.
Then I most certainly had two indeterminate plants last year.
Fits to a tee.
This year, I don't know.
> If you want tomatoes for the course of the season for snacking and adding to salads and sandwiches, it is best to go with indeterminate varieties. Several types of indeterminate tomatoes are very prolific, and a plant or two will more than suffice to meet your needs.
I got the seeds from like five different fruits over the course of several months.
> If you want to grow in containers, you'll probably want to stick with a few different determinate varieties. They are more well-behaved and better suited to container culture. You can certainly grow indeterminate tomatoes in containers, but be prepared to be vigilant about staking or caging, as well as pruning the suckers to maintain compact growth.
14:58
And as I mentioned, at least some of them are already happily blooming at a very low height.
Sounds indeterminate.
They’re everbearing.
I like them a lot more.
I don’t want my tomatoes all at once.
Wait but I thought small size was a sign of determinate? They don't even have any support whatsoever yet.
Two of my full-sized tomatoes have ripe fruits on them already. This like never happens to me.
We'll see if they bear all fruit at once.
Determinate can mean small size. But not always.
14:59
I'll report back with more observations.
The point is that they stop growing after a while.
@tchrist so would mine, except I planted them very late this year. Like, June late.
Oh gosh.
I’d get frozen out if I did that.
Not that I had much of a choice, we had zero sun or warmth before June.
I put mine in mid-May.
You kinda are supposed to wait till June, but I hate that.
15:01
We had like 100 degrees in January and then 50 degrees February through May.
Some people swear by Mother’s Day here, others by Memorial Day.
How can that happen? So weird.
I did the Mother’s Day thing, but you have to be prepared to pamper them.
I put them in last year earlier, but they did nothing till June.
And then when the sun finally came out it came down hard. It frigging burned half of my dill in one afternoon.
No water, eh? Containers are always drying out.
Oh, water alright.
I keep watering them like a madman.
And they still burned out?
15:02
Especially when the dill is young, can't be too much.
@tchrist yeah go figure.
Sometimes you have to give some shade protection during the hot afternoons.
Well, I did save them.
I mean, like most the leaves literally burned down like dry tobacco, but I put the stems in intense care for the next couple days and now they are growing again.
Hm, looks like you get to keep Snowden after all.
Who is we, now?
Heh.
You know I’m teasing.
15:06
I only read he had a rendez-vous with AI today.
Mother Russia.
@tchrist nah, honest question. The news are quick these days.
> Former U.S. spy agency contractor Edward Snowden is seeking temporary asylum in Russia and plans to go to Latin America eventually, an organization endorsed by anti-secrecy group Wikileaks said on Twitter on Friday.
> Separately, a Russian official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, confirmed Snowden would apply for asylum in Russia.
Huh. I thought Putin had installed some requirements. Like no more telling things, bad boy.
He did, yes.
I kinda think Snowden may be wrung dry.
15:08
Speculating on the reasons and meaning of which would in itself fill an entire book.
Or is deciding to compromise so he has a place to live.
I mean, did Putin mean it? And if yes, for what reasons? And if no, why not?
There are so many variables worth exploring.
Remember how Putin worded it, “strange though it sounds coming from my lips”.
Ultimately every question is unanswerable even by Putin himself, to himself.
It’s his lips.
Ok, gotsta workwork.
15:10
Well. I guess I'll start wrapping things up for today.
Ha, sort of jinx.
yippers
Lators.
15:37
@tchrist I knew he was a commie sympathizer.
15:55
watches GTA V gameplay trailer
omgomgomgomgomgomg
EEP!
Snowden just wants temporary Asylum in Russia so that he can fly to South America.
Now I'm off to nowhere for the weekend. Bye!
BAI!
BAI!
poof
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A: what is the difference between life-time, lifetime and life time?

user47673combine A with B GIVES A MEANING OF JOING AtoB Combine A and B gives meaning of both A&B WILL BE JOINED TO SOME OTHER THING.

zot
16:21
0
Q: Please tell the difference between life-time, lifetime and life time.

Sophie BorquelleThe question was disappeared between my seeing and answering. A reasonable question for which I have a reasonable answer.

@Cerberus hope you get there fast!
@tchrist oh. duh, I should read first.
antway, that should be deleted with a vengeance. only because it broke the rules.
@tchrist That's a lot of forms to fill out and visa applications to pay for. Especially since Snowden is not a US citizen anymore.
I just reduced my code by 75%.
I can do it by 100%
And it'll compile.
quickly.
Still slow over the network.
u funneh
17:20
I can't think of the word I want. Like prevalent, like ubiquitous, permeating...
all encompassing. perfluent (yes, I made that up), perfuse, perambulating, peripatetic,...everywhere? like a fungus?
pervasive!
Thanks.
Balrog balrog Balrog balrog balrog balrog Balrog balrog.
raises eyebrow
Allegedly a story written by a Taiwanese student of English.
Via Reddit/WTF
@RegDwighт buffalo?
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 balrog!
@RegDwighт maybe she means those pillows you use in bed.
17:41
@DavidWallace Hiya!
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Buffalo buffalo?
No, no, the other kind of chicken wing.
Or she meant harpsichord.
Mark Ruffalo?
Plants. It's about plants.
I picked 2 kg & change of blueberries today.
17:51
That's a lot of bluebs.
@Mahnax How many pints is that?
I love this accent:

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