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Robusto

12:03 AM

@RegDwigнt Brahms is not what I would call a champion orchestrator.

When I think of the best of the best, I think of Stravinsky, Strauss, Ravel, Mahler, Debussy ... and Mozart.

Mozart because he was just ... Mozart. Every little thing he did was magic.

Cerberus

4:40 AM

@Mitch Silence!!

Or I'll auto-update you.

SmokeDetector

7:22 AM

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Mitch

1:54 PM

"It takes effort to not accidentally become a cult."

Suspend Your Disbelief (or, how to ruin everything in 7 steps)

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Also "the truth about cats"

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch we've had some feedback from the mods at Interpersonal Skills regarding this question, and basically, they disagree with you, @Robusto and @AndrewLeach's assessment of the post. So, that type of post should not get migrated to IPS. I get where you're coming from, but I think it falls in the "don't migrate crap" bucket.

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен I'm not a mod begins to modsplain but how do I knw what they'll consider crap? (that's more of an issue with ELL)

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch that's true. the migration is not on you, or Robusto, but just a fyi regarding posts like that.

Mitch

That's just me comlaining. So many things I think are crap (because so elementary and unintersting) but maybe ELL would like it, let them sort out whether they think it's crap (how would I know).

@MattE.Эллен Yeah, I get it. So from now on, I'll lean towrds just 'closing as crap' rather than migrating.

Matt E. Эллен

:D

yes

Mitch

1:59 PM

But I also want to be nice to newcomers.

Argh!

Matt E. Эллен

it's a tightrope we walk

Mitch

I want a sidewalk to walk.

Matt E. Эллен

"I love you, but you can't ask questions for shit"

Mitch

starts to blush, then notices quotes

THAT'S WHY I ANSWER IN COMMENTS!

Matt E. Эллен

I don't recommend that wording, though

Mitch

2:01 PM

Somehow ice cream sandwiches come to mind.

Stick with me here

Because they taste really good but are not good for you.

I saw an easy recipe for making an ice cream cake by layering ice cream sandwiches and spreading ice cream over them.

Matt E. Эллен

do answers in comments taste good?

Mitch

BRB ... second breakfast...

mmm

done

@MattE.Эллен OK it's not an especially good metaphor

or a metaphor at all.

Matt E. Эллен

I don't think icecream fondue is possible, that's just cream

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен That's 20th c thinking.

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch so far, I have spent the majority of my live in that century. perhaps my mind will improve in the next decade

Mitch

2:06 PM

Add some emulsifiers, possibly some high fructose corn syrup and polysorgate-80, and ...

BLAM!

you got ice cream fondue

with little ice cream forks

that you can eat afterwards

Matt E. Эллен

Mr. Whippy is sort of icecream fondue, but upside down

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен Important question: do you get free snacks at work?

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch sometimes

we get bought a cake on our birthday, and everyone shares

Mitch

oh.

Matt E. Эллен

I don't think it will still be feasible if the number of employees grows much more

Mitch

2:09 PM

at some places I've been, people bring in candy the day after Halloween.

and that's about it.

Matt E. Эллен

tough love

Mitch

at other places, there's like a mini-convenience store that's all free.

Matt E. Эллен

or, good health management

snacking between meals isn't good for your waistline

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен bd-ays at work are really embarrassing.

Matt E. Эллен

yeah

mine was within the first fortnight of working here and it felt so odd to have all these strangers celebrate my birthday

but nice, all the same

Mitch

2:12 PM

but maybe that's the dude in me complaining, or the INTJ wanting to sink into the floor because being a wallflower is too stressful, too assertive.

Matt E. Эллен

you're a ravenclaw, obviously

Mitch

haha.

duh

There's always that one dude who wants to be in Slytherin.

I couldn't stand having to put in all that black eyeliner

Matt E. Эллен

but it suits you!

Mitch

Anyway, those Gryffindor bastards are always getting away with murder, cutting classes, ging off of school grounds, and getting away with it because they know how to smile... without looking goofy.

Matt E. Эллен

tbf, we're better off without them. they keep bringing trouble into the school

Mitch

2:17 PM

exactly

Did I mention that I think animals are stupid?

Matt E. Эллен

who was it who brought He Who Should Not Be Called By His Full Name Or His Real Name, But By This Really Long Euphemism who killed and injured so many students? That's right, a Gryffindor.

Mitch

There's snow on the ground, it'll be there for another week at least, but all the birds are making their racket and squirrels and chipmunks and shit are running around like it's someone's birthday party at work.

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch not before then

Mitch

And it's really not going to be spring-like for another month

@MattE.Эллен They're a bit impulsive.

@MattE.Эллен You've probably felt me thinking that really strongly.

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch I'm surprised they're not all dead! Jumping into the line of fire willy-nilly

Mitch

2:21 PM

@MattE.Эллен cannon-fodder

which is a funny image if they weren't all gross and bloody mangled bodies

Matt E. Эллен

I remember that game

War! Has never been so much fun.

Mitch

But the main point to all this is that really, that guy is sitting way too close to that girl.

Matt E. Эллен

inevitably

@Mitch you'd think they'd know. don't they read the weather?

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен It's not like it's going to be much different from last year.

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch true, but they were just kids last year, they don't remember that! now they're grown up they have responsibilities

Mitch

2:28 PM

but to be fair, many of these smaller animals may not even live a full year. And really you're not gonna trust th pattern unless you've seen it the third or fourth time.

So what I'm saying is, maybe animals are stupid, but maybe you can't totally blame them, even if they were smart.

@MattE.Эллен sigh

Matt E. Эллен

yeah

Mitch

Færd

@Mitch Maybe because to my ear the guitar has an earthlier sound and the piano can have a more ethereal sound.

(What with it being about the moon and whatnot)

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch it may also: make your co-workers complain that you're napping in the office

Mitch

@Færd an electric guitar is very earthy, but classical (like in the Mussorgsky piece) it sounds much more ethereal than a piano version (to me).

Jasper

2:32 PM

Hello @MattE.Эллен I watched the Brexit vote live last night. =)

Færd

@Mitch Interesting. I don't share that.

Matt E. Эллен

@Jasper that's dedication. I just watched the breakfast news :D

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен It's not a complete picture. Also, the open-office trend really makes taking a nap kinda difficult.

Jasper

@MattE.Эллен I see. I think there will be votes tonight and tomorrow night as well.

Færd

Tell me when it ends please.

Mitch

2:34 PM

@MattE.Эллен I'd much rather have breakfast news than Brexit news

Færd

There are a thousand Guardian articles about this in my Twitter feed. I just gave up.

Mitch

But I'd rather have Remain news than remainders

Captain Bohemian

I thought about some astrophysics question last night.

Matt E. Эллен

@Jasper definitely tonight, probably tomorrow

Mitch

@Færd On my twitter feed there was one tweet about it, and all the rest are about the "rich people buying their kids a place at a university' EFFING EARTHSHAKING SCANDAL

Matt E. Эллен

2:36 PM

@Mitch oh, yeah. I just prefer to nap in my co-worker's offices

Mitch

@CaptainBohemian And...? Did you solve it?

Astrophysics that is.

Matt E. Эллен

@Mitch yeah. I can't stand this waiting

Mitch

Did you solve all of astrophysics?

I mean, you're gonna get your breakfast.

Or maybe you'll skip it and you'll then get lunch.

But you'll get something!

Jasper

Physics cannot explain everything, so we have metaphysics.

Mitch

Metaphysics can't even explain itself so there's metaphysics.

Jasper

2:38 PM

However, we have metamathematics to explain mathematics itself.

Mitch

You're were expecting me to say that.

Færd

@Mitch I didn't feel like following that up. A scandal of what scale?

Matt E. Эллен

some people like cheesey pop songs, so there's feta music

Captain Bohemian

@Mitch probably. I just thought why the crescent moon appears the shape of a crescent.

Mitch

@Færd This is one instance where I can say with full sincerity, I can't even.

Færd

2:39 PM

Hehe okay

Mitch

@Færd A scandal in that it is headlining with multiple headlines all American News.

Færd

Privilege has bought many places in college everywhere.

Mitch

It's actually a good tie of year for it because high school seniors are expecting letters in the mail about college acceptances right about now.

Matt E. Эллен

another name for cheese wizards: feta mystics

Mitch

@Færd Right. That's why it is so funny that it is news. It's like "Dog barks at postman"

Færd

2:41 PM

@Mitch Aha. Perfectly irritable news consumers. Good for business.

But I hope it's all for the best.

Like, that measures will be taken to prevent that.

Mitch

OK, that's another dumb animal thing. Dude (or 'dog'), haven't you seen the postman a thousand times already, and nothing has happened?

Do I need to explain it to you dog, they're just doing their job.

Matt E. Эллен

our rats are still shocked whenever I stand up in front of them. tbf they are practically blind, so any kind of fast movement scares them

Captain Bohemian

I seldom watch political news. So I even asked my ex-supervisor who is Abama.

Færd

@MattE.Эллен Cheese whiz

Matt E. Эллен

@Færd feta mist

Mitch

2:44 PM

@Færd I think it is more about, well not about the surface scandal which is tiny (it affects a handful of people (but includes a couple celebrities)) but about how mad people are about absolutely everything and this is one way to show it.

Færd

Yeah. About privilege gaps. A sign of why you're going to get another populist president next time around. Phony or genuine, left or right, remains unclear.

Matt E. Эллен

the economic hegemony of capitalist ideals over most people's meritocratic ideals

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен Yeah. I always laugh (afterwards of course) when meeting a mouse in the kitchen because we both clutch our chests and hop a little and then run out of the room thinking "What the hell were they doing in the kitchen?".

Matt E. Эллен

rofl

Mitch

We're all the same.

Matt E. Эллен

2:47 PM

yeah. I know the fire alarm test is 11:45 every Wednesday, but I still jump out of my skin

Mitch

Until I come back in and bash his head in with a pot.

Matt E. Эллен

one day the pot will be on the other head

Mitch

@MattE.Эллен Oh man. That would ruin the entire Wed morning for me. "Hm. !0 o'clock. I probably shouldn't start this 10 minute task because thinking about the 11:45 thing will make it into a two hour task and I'll be interrupted by the... OMG the alarm just went off.

@MattE.Эллен It's the pot calling the kettle ow that hurts

Oh crap, we scared away @Jasper

We were just getting into physics and cheese and stuff

North and South America turned sideways... is a duck. 🤯

Tweeted by _youhadonejob1 on March 10, 2019 at 11:56 PM

snort

Matt E. Эллен

QUACK!

but if you turn the earth sideways, doesn't all the water run off?

SmokeDetector

3:22 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer (60): Is there any idiom/word for some one who kisses horizontally i.e. inter departmentally equals. but kicks any and all below him by Tiffany on english.SE

Robusto

4:31 PM

Q: How do we know the CIA wasn't in on the Kennedy assassination?
A: He's dead, isn't he?

@MattE.Эллен That's two names.

Matt E. Эллен

unless you say them together really fast

Robusto

@MattE.Эллен Hmm ... togetherreallyfast is a better name than any cheese product could ever hope to be.

@Mitch I always ignored the fire alarms if I was in the middle of solving a problem. Hordes of people—those with nothing to do, it seems—would walk by my office and some would even try to peer-pressure me into going along for the ride. But I would stay until one of two things happened: either I solved my problem or I started choking on smoke. Full disclosure: I never choked on smoke, not even for a second.

Oh, btw, @MattE:

Cheez Whiz

Cheez Whiz is a processed cheese sauce or spread sold by Kraft Foods. It was developed by a team led by food scientist Edwin Traisman (1915–2007). While many sources give its national debut as 1953, it was advertised by Kraft and retailers in several states in late 1952.Orange in color, it usually comes in a glass jar and is used as a topping for cheesesteaks, corn chips, hot dogs and other foods. It is marketed in Canada, Mexico, the Philippines, the United States and Venezuela. Cheez Whiz is one of a number of "processed cheese foods", a category including some types of individually wrapped cheese...

You can't use that name in the U.S. because it's already been trademarked.

Matt E. Эллен

They even took Cheese Wizard?

Betrayed by the official food manufacturer of Canada

Robusto

4:48 PM

I've told you all along, you just can't trust Canada.

Sep 9 '15 at 14:08, by Robusto

Canada is a state of mind, then. Is it a drunk state of mind?

Jan 20 '14 at 18:53, by Robusto

@MattЭллен Canada is overrated.

Jun 1 '12 at 14:51, by Robusto

@MrShinyandNew安宇 In fact, you can't even spell Canada without nada.

Matt E. Эллен

Are they America's hat, or is the USA Canada's trousers?

Robusto

If they're a hat, they're a damn peculiar one.

> A fast-moving star may have been ejected from the Milky Way's stellar disk by a cluster of young stars, according to researchers from the University of Michigan who say the star did not originate from the middle of the galaxy, as previously believed by astronomers.

You can't trust those young stars. They'll turn on you at the drop of a hat.

Matt E. Эллен

5:03 PM

@Robusto I believe they call them toques

Robusto

@MattE.Эллен That's one toque over the line, sir.

One Toke Over the Line

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Amazing the things you can find on YouTube. Here's a "cover" of that song by people who clearly don't understand the lyrics:

One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971)

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> The Milky Way contains tens of billions of stars, most of which are distributed in a pizza-like structure called the stellar disk.

How exactly is it like a pizza? Maybe like one that doesn't have any good toppings, I suppose.

Educ

5:22 PM

What is a TV ?

Robusto

@Educ Are you being serious?

Educ

Yes I have a presentation about Tv and I need to know How I 'm going to say about TV

sould I say :

according to dictionary, it's an abbreviation of Television and stuff like that?

Robusto

That's right. TV is an abbreviation of television. At least in the US. In Britain they call it the telly.

Educ

I'm thinking about an introduction to start this presentation afterward give an answer the question of what is a TV

@Robusto Thank you could you help me to write an introduction and how to tackle this subject and how to answer that question

with respect to the media as a means of media

Robusto

@Educ Sorry, I'm due elsewhere very soon.

Educ

5:31 PM

@Robusto No problem but if you could when you have time free

Cerberus

6:13 PM

@Robusto A "modern spiritual", no less!

Perhaps taking a puff now and then helps them get closer to the sweet baby Jesus.

Educ

7:00 PM

any help please

RegDwigнt

7:29 PM

@Mitch that is vhart, and should've subscribed years ago.

Educ

anyone could help, please

RegDwigнt

@Educ never start any introduction with "according to dictionary". That is a) trite, lazy and unimaginative, and b) it is nonsensical. It shows a basic lack of understanding of how dictionaries work. I know many people say that regardless, but that only makes it worse. Don't be one of those people.

TV is not an abbreviation of television according to dictionary. TV is an abbreviation of television, period.

We first come up with words and meanings, and then decades later dictionaries decide to include that information. Dictionaries don't tell us what words mean. We tell them.

Besides, if I've learned anything from ELU, it's that nowadays absolutely nobody in the world entire has ever heard the word "dictionary".

Anyway. I'm still not sure what the question is that you are supposed to answer. "What is a TV" is very different from "what is TV".

Educ

@RegDwigнt Thank you so much, I see

RegDwigнt

TV is television. The waves in the aether. A TV, however, is a box that you use to watch television.

One question is asking how the waves work. The other question is asking how the box works.

Educ

I would like to make a presentation about TV with respect to Media's class I mean by TV means to transfer media what is a TV, how does it work, the evolution of Tv, how does Tv affected to us today

so I meant a TV

my goal here is to write an introduction to tackle this subject afterward talk about what is a TV

@RegDwigнt TV as means of media

RegDwigнt

7:43 PM

For the introduction I would start before TV existed. What media were there before it, and how and why TV came about. Then in the process of explaining that you can touch on how it worked on a technical level. How it became gradually accepted, where and when. How it evolved. And then how it changed the media landscape and the lives of people.

Write a basic outline of your entire speech in a couple sentences. A table of contents. A map. Then use that map to go from your starting point to your destination.

Any journey is easy if you simply follow a line on a map.

Cerberus

Very good!

Nice of you.

Educ

we already did that with our friends, the only thing That I have to do is give them an Introduction and what is TV but I like your map is very useful

RegDwigнt

If you have trouble starting, do this. Imagine you only have half a minute for your talk. 30 seconds. That is all you have. Tell your audience the most important things they need to know in those 30 seconds.

Then imagine you have two minutes. 90 seconds more. Which of your points would you like to talk more about? Maybe a paragraph instead of one sentence.

Then imagine you have five minutes. Or ten, or however many you actually have.

Then at the very end, when you have your entire talk, do the opposite thing. Go over it and try to remove stuff that is not actually important. Or maybe boring. Or maybe you're repeating yourself, saying the same thing twice.

Educ

@RegDwigнt Thank you I will try to write an Introduction following your Instructions

RegDwigнt

No problem. Have fun.

Educ

7:55 PM

@RegDwigнt Thank you but I will need your help please

Robusto

@Cerberus Perhaps they're appealing to a "higher" power?

Mitch

8:19 PM

@RegDwigнt I don't know what planet you were raised on (obviously a dumb one), but everybody here had a German-English dictionary thrown into their crib to stifle the sobs on those long lonely nights as a one-month old.

@RegDwigнt She;s always been great but that last one was over the top.

@RegDwigнt Ooh yeah. Start with oscilloscopes and end with reversing the polarity on the tachyon generator.

@Cerberus second hand smoke around babies will kill them.

@MattE.Эллен is the literal monster but you...

Cerberus

@Robusto I'm sure their faith in Her or Him is set in stone.

Cerberus

8:44 PM

@Mitch Fun!

Applies to politics and probably basically any community since the dawn of man.

@MattE.Эллен Whoa, you can't say that; you're still in the EU! Try "white cheese cubes not from Greece".

KannE

10:50 PM

RE: Processed food...it seemed like a good idea to keep people from starving to death. It can't be helped if people keep consuming it long after they're not starving...to the point that they who were never starving, not even close, think it was actually invented to kill them. I blame supply and demand.

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