@MattE.Эллен Ah my bad I only said limerick as an example.

My metre is really quite different. It's a waltzy thingie.

Don't matter, I'm almost done figuring out which buttons to press, so hold on.

There we go. @MattE.Эллен can you see this: musescore.com/user/27897310/scores/5293104

@RegDwigнt yes. Listening now

Anyway. I could write like ten of these every day. Just need someone to write some bullshit text that will sell a trillion copies.

I make no promises, but I'll give it a go

Oh thanks. I didn't expect you to, actually :-D

@MattE.Эллен I think you're leaving out very important details

Like, that's no rat, it's a raccoon.

We have a bull, an owl, an orc, and a human now.

@Mitch why the fuck is that in Russian.

@RegDwigнt It's pretty obvious

What is she saying?

It might be pretty but obvious I dunno.

'Look at the raccoon trying to be friends with a bunch of dumb cats"?

@Mitch what would you expect from an elderly woman with that many cats.

@Mitch yeah very much so, but less coherent.

@DanBron It is only 1199 USD, the new Macbook Air, what I was talking about.

I got some red.

Now looking for sleds

$1199 is a lot of money for air.

Used to be free.

Trump policies really are no good for ordinary folk.

so close

In Soviet Russia, air pays for you!

@Mitch so close to Communist propaganda, you mean.

Ah yes, double dominant. Give it to me, baby.

See, this is why I love these songs. Always by the numbers all the time.

Hold on, someone hacking my computer right now. Communist propaganda gets replaced by kittens.

Anyway, if you are looking for a thin and light laptop with Windows and more affordable than the Macbook Air, try the Acer Swift series. I got the Swift 3, but Swift 5 and Swift 7 is thinner, lighter, and more expensive.

ok. of red, sled, and raccoon, you can get at most two

I got Taylor Swift and she is the thinnest of them all.

Also the most expensive.

@Jasper look man it's 2018 why aren't computers wondering how much to pay for us?

It was never Taylor for me. First it was Maria, now it is Sara.

@RegDwigнt She's no raccoon

Why are you telling it to us. Tell it to Sara.

@Mitch oh she can be. It's not a pretty sight.

@Mitch That sounds like something in Soviet Russia.

@Jasper it's 2018 man why ain't we oppressing Soviet Russia?

I will be doing some Maria and some Sara songs soon.

nice

@Mitch some computers do wonder how much they would get for scrapping you for parts.

I've seen a movie about it once.

And it wasn't even 2018.

please not the titanic song though

@RegDwigнt I've heard it's under $10 (but maybe inflation is helping out there)?

The Titanic song has no Maria or Sara in it, if you check the lyrics.

@Mitch soundslice.com/slices/SZRcc

that's when broken down into chemicals

See, that's not the Titanic song.

Don't leave loopholes like that.

I thought the Titanic song goes like "Every night in my dreams..."

if you sell parts, like livers, kidneys, other variety meats, it can be in the thousands.

Good thing you're typing that directly into a computer.

Cut out the middleman.

and if you farm your blood out, like a dairy cow, but instead of milk you give blood and instead of a cow it's you, you can get free cookies every 6 weeks.

it adds up

When Titanic was released, I watched it thrice in the cinema, alone and without any girlfriend, of course.

If you eat too much cookies, you will have not enough blood left in your sugar and the price goes down considerably.

That's almost as long as LotR.

and almost as unbearable

@RegDwigнt Where do you think pink sugar comes from?

The browser must eat cookies, otherwise websites will break, it says.

Titanic is the worst movie ever. I feel confident saying that with a straight face after reading thousands of comments saying with just as straight a face it's the best.

Nobody has faces on the internet. it's kind of its thing

@Mitch from Pink? She sure doesn't do songs anymore.

@RegDwigнt I'm pretty sure she does

@Mitch yeah especially not straight ones.

Everyone is gay on the Internet.

If you want to argue about this we can do it at a Pink concert

It's too loud for a coherent argument.

High Strung is a nice romance movie with violin and dance. Better than Titanic.

where she just moves her lips to the lyrics...

Ewww.

because she's only just learning how to read

@RegDwigнt What do you expect? Logic?

I expect, oh gee, I didn't expect that question, that's what I didn't. Let me think. Thank you for asking.

I still have not watched Halloween 2018. Maybe I will do that when the ticket prices drop next week.

I expect a moon station with hookers and blackjack.

I read the reviews and they say it is very good, like the 1978 original.

I've read reviews, and every single one of them said "don't believe reviews, they are always shit and also wrong about everything".

This sounds scary but I think that the bull eats the owl, and then the man eats the bull, and then the orc eats the man.

That doesn't sound scary, that sounds stupid.

A respectable Orc would never eat a man stuffed with a bull.

If you play animal chess, you will see though that the rat eats the elephant, because it can crawl into the elephant's ears.

That's a big if.

And we have come full circle. The smallest animal is also the biggest.

So I guess maybe the owl can eat the orc or something like that.

Anyway, I have played chess, Chinese chess, and Go, and of course also the animal chess for kids.

The only winning move is not to play.

The one I found hardest was Go. I didn't study much of Go, maybe that's why.

But with 361 points on the board, it takes a long time to finish one game.

I don't know about fonts, but I still like Arial.

kthxbai

@RegDwigнt You have to brown them first

duh

Is orc vegan?

@Mitch archimedes.fas.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/…

But what does it have to do with an ellipse?

Alternatively, is balrog vegan?

@RegDwigнt don't feel compelled to like them, but here are some lyrics

@MetaEd Good question.

How am pregant from Balrog?

They should do way instain mother!

@RegDwigнt Zugzwang.

@Cerberus Wait, balrogs are plants?

Plants can be vegan, but so can people.

@Cerberus Are you talking about the total ellipse of the sun?

@Cerberus I have never had an interesting conversation with a carrot.

I don't think the sun wil ellipe us.

Ellipe?

Then again, I'm sure you haven't had an interesting conversation with most people.

@Robusto I needed a verb.

But maybe with most types of people.

@Cerberus I have several you could borrow. Give, link, prestidigitate, envenom ... do any of these suit our needs?

Well, I don't really know, since I didn't know how you envisaged the ellipse of the sun.

Leipo means to leave.

And ec/ex- = out.

So if the sun is left out, or if it leaves us out...how does that work?

I dunno. I just wanted to hear you speculate on that.

And so I have.

Do babbies have wings?

Babbies?

I have wings, but I'm not exactly sure when I acquired them.

@Cerberus s/mother/morgoth/

I'm sure he would like that.

babby sauron

Sauron never wore a onesie.

@Robusto Sauron was all about the onesie. Onesie to rule them all, onesie to find them, onesie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.