@Cerberus lol, yeah, that seems to be the strategy most people take . . . the game isn't exactly realistic

I have run out of April Fools close votes. I thought those were unlimited.

@Mitch I have a video game that lets me click to remove them. Until I do, the page is illegible.

@Cerberus Careful, he’ll think you’re lisping.

@GiantCowFilms Haha, or is it?

@tchrist I Just correcting.

I'm having trouble punctuating this sentence:

> This means that it can be evaluated in an objective way, something that the other two, proprietary, tools cannot.

The it refers to an open source tool and I want to make it clear that the other two tools being discussed are proprietary.

Hence the commas.

I've been staring at it for too long though so I can't really judge anymore. Do the commas make sense there?

@tchrist or French.

@terdon That doesn’t parse for me without the comma. I'd still say "unlike the other two."

@Mitch Sere is some differance?

@tchrist OK, thanks.

@tchrist hon, hon , hon :)

wait, the french don't smile, do they?

@Mitch Never.

bougonne

@crl aha, I saw your lip curl!

*~*

beer!Should I apply when the offer mentions 'experimented'?

@crl Doubtfully

is beer! your chatbot?

beer!is eight or seven more

@GiantCowFilms seven more

lol

I guess so, and he doesn't know how to do math either :D

beer! Math.sqrt(4)

@GiantCowFilms That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Oh come on!

beer! 3+4-(3*2)+47

@GiantCowFilms That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

!!

@crl You need some edumucation man!

I like the Blender.SE chat bot better :P

beer!> Math.PI

@crl That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@crl 2

@crl 3.141592653589793

beer!> Math.sqrt(4)

@GiantCowFilms That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@GiantCowFilms 2

:D

It does work!

beer!> 3+4

@GiantCowFilms 7

YAY!

beer! help

@GiantCowFilms Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

beer!why are you called beer int he ping, and are named crl on your profile?

@GiantCowFilms No way

Any respectable chatbot would use the same name

@GiantCowFilms That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Be careful I can edit its answers if I want

lol

yeah, that could be interesting

beer!> var pi=(i,j)=> {var x=Math.pow(10,i);return ((Math.PI-Math.floor(Math.PI*x, i)/x)*x+'').substring(2, 2+j) }; '3.'+pi(0,17)+pi(18,35)

@crl "314159265358979312"

@crl "3.14159265358979312"

crap I don't why it's cropped

Oh wait I've fucked

Hmm me thinks it's because it's a 16bits precision

aww, bummer

Haskell is not like that, you can check Pi really far

16bit precision!?

What god awful excuse for a 17th-century programming language has single-precision floats as the default these days?