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6:00 PM
From time to time, I do rather enjoy writing using a style that considers the use of a period before the end of one’s thought to be an admission of moral failure:
Given how within a few scant hours of when you posted your own adamantine — but by no means discourteous whatsoever — position on the notion that due source citation should be a matter not of exigency but of courtesy, The Powers That Be have seen fit to update our Help Center’s section on how They expect us to properly cite text which has been elsewhence copypasted into an SE posting, I cannot help but wonder whether said update may have in part mediated and perhaps even mollified your adamance with regard to this sensitive matter which is now under fruitful discussion here on ELU’s Meta. — tchrist 2 mins ago
Plus how often does one legitimately get to use elsewhence anyway? :)
I furthermore believe that the collocation of elsewhence copypasted has hitherto never been seen on the Internet.
 
Wow.
I just don't know what to say to that.
 
6:16 PM
Good [insert your appropriate part of the day here] peeps!
@tchrist: you seem to have silenced the room :)
 
@KitFox Did you forget to take a breath now and again while reading? :)
@oerkelens People are out of breath.
 
@oerkelens Hullo!
@tchrist Oh, that's what happened.
 
Thus spake Polonius.
 
It's a good thing I read fast - that way I am never out of breath before the full stop. :D
Almost never, that is
 
@tchrist Ophelia.
 
6:22 PM
Nice.
 
Fourth line reeks, but I never got back to revise it.
8 of 18 use cases.
sighs
 
@KitFox Just done. I can edit in some examples, if it's needed.
 
Mar 25 '13 at 13:09, by tchrist
“That reminds me of how I despite diligent and even prayer-filled attempts to rid myself of such traumatic experiences to this very
day still recall in dreams sleeping and waking those interminably long and bleary-eyed nights sequestered chez Larry in Mountain
View this past July during which I would cobble together tortuous monstrosities of innumerable clauses and moods and styles and
dubious-at-best antecedents bereft of periods or even semi-colons, chthonic monstrosities long since banished to the nethermost
 
@AndrewLeach Oh? Already? Thank you!
 
You’ll have to click on the link. It has truncated nearly the entire sentence.
 
6:25 PM
Oh. I rather liked how it ended with "banished to the nethermost".
 
> “That reminds me of how I despite diligent and even prayer-filled attempts to rid
myself of such traumatic experiences to this very day still recall in dreams
sleeping and waking those interminably long and bleary-eyed nights sequestered
chez Larry in Mountain View this past July during which I would cobble together
tortuous monstrosities of innumerable clauses and moods and styles and dubious-at-best
antecedents bereft of periods or even semi-colons, chthonic monstrosities long
since banished to the nethermost depths of RCS purgatory whence they cry out in
Don’t forget to breathe!
Note how it has not just a single period, it has just a single comma as well.
 
I was just about to remark on the comma.
 
It is a bit messy.
I could remove it and all the.
 
Be still my cyanotic lips.
 
I call it my “Immured with the Walls” sentence. :)
NB: with not within.
 
6:29 PM
How droll.
I believe I once implied that I had had sexual relations with that man.
 
I wrote that nearly 20 years ago.
 
10 of 18.
I may be gaining momentum.
 
It reminds me of the time when, and this is long ago, in school I had upset a teacher enough to find myself ordered to write a four-page essay. I used a handful of comma;s and one full stop. He was my teacher of Dutch, and he could not find a single error, punctuation or otherwise.
 
I should like to feed it to a constituency parser.
 
It reminds me of my mother.
 
6:32 PM
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
add that to Jarvis's auto response like 'stop -> hammertime'
 
I have grown laconic in my dotage.
 
There was a study done...
 
Laconic is good. I was always being asked to pad out my essays at school.
 
@AndrewLeach Oddly enough, no such request was ever made of me.
 
I'd never have guessed :)
 
6:35 PM
People use my books as doorstops.
 
But it was more of the reverse...an analysis of vocab usage by Agatha Christie over the lifetime of her books, one could almost ... what's the word... argh...you know... figure out... determine... prescribe that's closer diagnose that's it! diagnose that at some point she had developed Alzheimer's.
 
Do O'R do hardbacks?
 
@AndrewLeach terse.
 
My profs hated that I would hand in a three-page essay for a five-page assignment and they couldn't mark me down because that shit was tight.
 
Exactly.
 
6:36 PM
"Get in and get out" is my motto.
 
@AndrewLeach Vita longa, ars brevis
 
Essay writing for Marines.
 
@AndrewLeach I think that's semper fi.
Or maybe [sic] semper tyrannis.
 
"It depends" That works for everything.
 
@KitFox Never did that for any language, but my history teacher hated it when I answered in a couple of words instead of the expected half page... "Give a short description of the main causes of WWII" - so I answered "WWI". Dropped history as soon as I could.
 
6:39 PM
hee hee
"American imperialism"
"Didn't some Duke get assassinated?"
 
@KitFox That was WWI, not II :P
 
Hence the joke.
 
Yeah, but it would give the teacher an opportunity to give bad marks :P
 
Oh. So you think American imperialism really was one of the roots of WWII?
miffed
 
@KitFox :X
If you forget to deny one of many fallacies, you logically agree?
 
6:43 PM
Yes, in the sense that it gives me a reason to tease you.
 
:P
I'm just getting re-acclimatized after two weeks of Indian English and I'm getting teased :(
 
Oh, sorry.
 
No need to feel sorry for that :)
 
I am not meaning to be teasing you in such a teasing manner.
 
Well, as per my understanding your intentions were not malicious :)
 
6:45 PM
I am overwhelmed by your emoticons.
And stuck on this use case. brb
 
I should de-learn my emoticon-overuse... it took me years to build up an emoticon-vocabulary, and now I tend to forget they are not rendered graphically in most places. And I am to lazy to include pictures...
 
I try to write in stage directions instead.
grins, tongue lolling
 
:D
oops, I did it again
_smacks self_
_exit left_
 
why are your underscores not working?
 
that was what I was just about to ask...
 
6:56 PM
checks underscores
 
one line
 
Hrm.
 
_first line_
_and a second one_
 
Oh, did you multiline?
 
yups
 
6:57 PM
It won't work that way.
 
I know better than to ask "why?"
 
enjoys stating the obvious
something something something dark side.
Is "note is not displayed" or "note is removed from display" clearer?
You click the delete icon, and ...
I guess removed.
 
I can take my pick of answers from my own quick-answer list for my own bugs...
Depends - was the note visible at first? Then it is removed.
 
It was visible, and you are removing it.
 
"Not displayed" gives me the impression it never was visible in the first place
 
6:59 PM
Yeah, OK. Thanks.
 
But "no longer displayed" works.
#Justsayin.
 
From an end-user point of view, I like to think that if I "remove" something by clicking a button, it is actually destroyed. No longer displayed makes me think you are secretely keeping it, just hiding it from me.
 
It's for use case.
 
@Reg I think bra 0 - ger 1, think it will be a boring game
 
Oh, what? Is that football thingy not over yet?!
 
7:05 PM
@JohanLarsson nothing involving bras can be that boring
 
@AndrewLeach semi finals
 
considers this
 
I never thought I'd root for Germany, but the day has actually come
 
@MattЭллен So only four games to go!
 
I want to see a Dutch-German final
Revenge for 1974
 
7:07 PM
@AndrewLeach I think so!
 
Revenge for Piangi.
 
Fine. I'll crawl back under my stone. I've got things to work on anyway.
 
@AndrewLeach Your answer looks good.
 
Thanks. :)
 
Time to fly. See you!
 
7:12 PM
:w
waves
 
8:03 PM
@KitFox In the Pacific.
 
Germany 1 - Brazil 0
 
8:21 PM
It's over.
 
Germany 2 - Brazil 0
Germany 3 - Brazil 0
 
4-0
I feel a disturbance in the Force. Millions of Brazilians crying
@Robusto It barely just started.
 
at 4-0 I don't see how it can keep going
 
I feel sorry for them.
 
maybe the Brazilians have a bet on?
 
8:30 PM
@Mitch Estão em luto por tudo isso, sabes?
 
En alegría fueron, pero ya en llanto regresan llorando.
Como chuva da primavera caem as suas lágrimas.
 
Hello.
What's wrong with Brazil?
 
I don't know. Everything happened so fast!
 
5–0 is a high score.
 
8:41 PM
@oerkelens How about logical fallacies?
@tchrist It's their place and Germans win all the time. Let the Wookie win.
@Cerberus There's still a chance to come from behind!
there's no effing way
 
OK.
 
Ni canción alguna cantarán regresando.
 
@Cerberus defense is broken
 
@JohanLarsson come again? So sure about that? :P
See, that is why I never bet on games in advance.
Only afterwards.
And seriously, anyone who hasn't been watching: you just missed the best 16 minutes in the history of anything ever.
 
picked the winner 3/3
also game boring (over) now
 
8:50 PM
The German record is (from 2002, I think?) 8:0.
Against Saudi Arabia.
 
Ite, missa est.
 
Saudi Arabia, sure.
But Brazil?
 
But of course they will fondly remember that game against the Swedes, just a couple months back.
And they are well advised to remember it.
Germany led 4:0 for 62 minutes.
Then Sweden scored. Then three minutes later, they scored again.
 
Buzzfeed has a collection of 18 unusual words. Six I knew; one it would not have occurred to me to call unusual.
 
Johan destroyed them.
 
8:52 PM
And the German team basically disintegrated.
So ten minutes later, the Swedes scored again.
And then three minutes later, again.
4:4 was how it ended.
@Cerberus yeah I'm certain he of all people here will remember that game.
But I must be off for the second half, and so must you.
Room closed.
freezes room
 
Nooo...
 
so so cold
 
@TRiG I missed seven.
Be fine chaps and upvote Andrew:
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A: What to do about missing source attributions?

Andrew LeachThe help text at How to reference material written by others is common to all sites. Here’s Math.SE’s version for comparison — it still has the Hemingway quote. That means that it’s a site-wide norm and expected of all posters on every Stack Exchange site. It’s certainly no more difficult to re...

@TRiG Fard is obsolete this side of the Orkneys.
@TRiG Indeed, I use several of those in routine conversation.
 
Like tmesis.
The ones that weren't "hilarious" I knew.
 
Amongst others.
 
9:02 PM
Widdershins.
 
Frisson, crepuscular, and sybarite are wholly unremarkable.
Catawumpus belongs to a jocular register.
 
Yeah.
I do have to admit I got the etymology of crepuscular wrong.
 
Übermorgan und Bildungsroman are from the Sachsens.
 
Yes, Bildungsroman is unremarkable and foreign.
Overmorgen is unremarkable as such, but I didn't know there was an English word.
 
And callipygian is nearly famous.
 
9:06 PM
I had forgotten what it meant again, except that it was something "funny".
 
@Cerberus ’Tis overmorrow in Ænglespeech, and scant used since then.
 
I sawrit.
 
They’ve somewhat overappropriated raphe.
> ǁ raphe ² /ˈreɪfiː/.

Also 8 rapha, 8–9 rhaphe, 20 raphé. Pl. raphæ.

Etymology: mod.L., a. Gr. ῥαφή seam, suture (of the skull, a wound, etc.).

1. Anat. A line of union between the two halves of an organ or part of the body, having the appearance of a seam. Also, a median plane between two halves of a part of the brain, esp. that of the medulla oblongata and that of the tegmentum of the mid-brain.

2. Bot. a. In certain ovules, a cord connecting the hilum with the chalaza, and usually appearing as a ridge. b. In the Umbelliferæ, the line of junction or suture between the carpels. c. A m
Cf. philtrum
 
>
The raphe nucleus is a moderate-size cluster of nuclei found in the brain stem which releases serotonin to the rest of the brain. Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) antidepressants are believed to act at these nuclei.
The buccal raphe which is on the cheek and evidence of the fusion of the maxillary and mandibular processes.
The lingual raphe on the tongue. Obvious physical evidence of the lingual raphe includes the frenulum (also called the frenum), or band of mucous membrane that is visible under the tongue attaching it to the floor of the mouth. If this raphe is too tight at
 
> 2. Bot. a. In certain ovules, a cord connecting the hilum with the chalaza, and usually appearing as a ridge. b. In the Umbelliferæ, the line of junction or suture between the carpels. c. A median line or rib on the valves of diatoms.
Wow, like every one of those has a fancy word or three in it.
> ǁ chalaza /kəˈleɪzə/. Pl. chalazæ.

Etymology: mod.L., a. Gr. χάλαζα hail, any small lump or knot like a hail-stone. Cf. Fr. chalaze.

1. Zool. Each of the two membranous twisted strings by which the yolk-bag of an egg is bound to the lining membrane at the ends of the shell, and kept near the middle of the albumen, with the germinating point uppermost; the tread or treadle.
2. Bot. A spot on the seed where the nucleus joins the integuments.
 
9:17 PM
@tchrist "That's not a word"
Those zoologists just make up stuff.
 
I’m having the hardest of times wrapping my head around its pronunciation.
 
kuh-lay-zuh... that's how they say to pronounce it but the spelling doesn't look that way.
 
The Spanish pronounce that word the way it is spelled: /tʃɑˈlɑθɑ/.
Arguably it should now be jalaza, but that’s water under the bridge.
/kəˈleɪzə/ is a long ways from /tʃɑˈlɑθɑ/.
 
9:35 PM
7-0
 
Wow.
 
Have you ever said "I love you" to your mum or dad?
I honestly have never said it to them before and I'm currently 22 years old
 
user116848
Hi again guys
 
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---------> is here
 
user116848
:)
 
9:43 PM
hi
 
user116848
So the army guy is here I see
 
Yeah
I'm a Marine than a army guy
 
user116848
@Cerberus So can you give me good alternatives of "I see" when people are explaining something and we 'nod' etc.
 
"Uh huh"
 
Right.
OK.
That makes sense.
 
9:50 PM
In America, they say "Uh huh" all the time.
 
Everywhere.
 
user116848
I see :)
 
Roger that.
 
user116848
Jason can I ask you something? Just speak your mind, I will not mind. Right?
 
Uh huh.
I love cake, uh huh.
 
user116848
9:51 PM
What's your opinion on Pakistanis. Just asking?
 
user116848
:)
 
user116848
Not all bad right? :D
 
Uh huh, I don't know. Very nice and welcoming country.
 
user116848
Oh, I see. Thanks. America is very nice too. Haha.
 
I don't have any extensive idea about thereof country, however its name sounds a bit like Parkinson's disease though.
Sorry if it threatened you.
 
user116848
9:54 PM
No it's okay dude.
 
No offense, I wanted to crack some joke.
 
user116848
Yeah I can see that :)
 
Roger that.
 
user116848
Roger :)
 
user116848
So in movies they say "Whats your 20". So you know the 10 codes?
 
9:57 PM
I have no idea.
 
user116848
I guess being an marine corps guy you might know them.
 
@Cerberus we forgot to qualify this year though
 
user116848
@Cerberus So "mm hmm" is better or "uh huh"? when writing acknowledgements.
 
Uh oh, your guess is wrong.
 
@JohanLarsson Forgot?
 
9:59 PM
tried and failed
 
@Arrowfar Umm there is little difference.
 
user116848
What is?
 
Ah.
Then what match between Sweden and Germany was Reg talking about?
 
Americans tend to use a filler such as "You know what I'm saying?" so in a context.

US Guy: Hey, I'd like to order a BigMac set with extra bacon in it, " U know wut am saying?"

McDonalds' guy: Uh huh, 1 BigMac set with extra bacon. Would you like diet coke with it? You know what I am saying?
Can you see the routine?
 
@Cerberus think it was qualification for European Cup-thing
 
user116848
10:03 PM
@JasonMarsh Yeah.
 
user116848
a sound in written form meaning agreement, 'yes', can also be used as a coy/sexy way of agreeing
1) 'you really like those chips dont you?' 'mm hmm.'

2) 'yo baby, you like when i touch you liek that?' 'mm hmm.' http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mmhmm
 
If you've ever watched a cartoon called "Pok'monsterz", they put a sound into written form such as PikaPika meaning of agreement "yes"
Ash: Pikachu, go and attack that creature!
Pickachu: PickaPicka!
 
user116848
lol
 
what's your real name?
 
user116848
10:12 PM
@JasonMarsh Mine?
 
Ye
MarshMarsh! (Yes Yes!)
 
user116848
Farooq
 
user116848
Yeah that's my name :)
 
Be honest with me, are you slightly against America in general?
 
user116848
i usually go by the nick name here .
 
user116848
10:17 PM
Me no. But some people here are you know.
 
user116848
You? What's your mindset? On all of this.
 
You might have already guessed, I am an American myself, you know?
I love my country! GO USA!
Could you tell me more about Pakistan?
 
user116848
10:32 PM
Nothing much. As I notice, people here just do their work and go to their home blah blah. Nothing extraordinary you know.
 
user116848
But here more and more people are pursuing higher education you know.
 
@JohanLarsson O OK.
 
how can the OCD-joke only have four stars?
 
This is American
Look at how unhealthy food he is craving for
 
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10:40 PM
@Cerberus Cerbs you have been here today for so long? haha. Watching football lately?
 
@Arrowfar What do you mean by "for so long"?
I usually leave my computer on 24/7.
Although I'm back on a time lock now, so my computer automatically shuts off when it's bed time...
 
user116848
@Cerberus I mean usually you come and go frequently. Your avatar goes blank. No?
 
user116848
It's a good thing though
 
Goes blank?
You mean it fades to a lighter shade?
That happens when you don't talk for a while.
It has happened to me several times today.
 
user116848
Yeah "blank" haha. I couldnt find the right word.
 
10:47 PM
Ha ha
 
user116848
:D
 
There's a shirt story about Stalin and his inner group, Beria, Zhukov? Et al.
 
hehe
You know, He He is an alternative to Ha ha
 
user116848
Yeah. I am not that stupid :)
 
And there's a management guru working in group dynamics and team building...
And he gets them all Stalin include to lie in the floor...
 
user116848
10:50 PM
@Mitch What are you saying? I don't get it.
 
In a circle, with your head laying on the previous guy's stomach
 
user116848
So it's a very slow written joke :D
 
And then he instructs them each in order to say 'ha'
 
@Mitch Laying what?
 
Then around the circle again each saying 'ha ha'
Then again adding one more ha each time,
Until they're all laughing out of control, tears streaming down their faces, uncontrollable hilarity all around.
 
user116848
10:52 PM
@KitFox So who's the elephant in this room? :D
Just "mentioned" the elephant. That's the exercise/joke, right?
 
Except for Stalin.
The End.
 
user116848
Yay!
 
@Arrowfar Yes.
 
Whee!
 
user116848
Stalin seems like a dry person
 
10:53 PM
Stalin stories are funny. Except when they're nit
 
@Kit Is this an ELL migration candidate?
 
@Arrowfar :)
 
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Q: Word order of participial modifiers and proper nouns

julesThis is a follow-up to this earlier question. I want to say that I met a person and they were drunk at the time. Which should I use: I saw intoxicated John. I saw the intoxicated John. I saw John intoxicated. I know I could say I saw John, who was intoxicated, but I want to say it with one cl...

It’s a bit broad.
But very basic.
 
Basic for what's correct. It's interesting how the meanings shift with different orderings.
I would say as it is, it would be good for ELL. I don't mind it here either though.
 
k
 
user116848
10:57 PM
TTFN guys
 
@Arrowfar Here is a question for you to solve, otherwise you fail the immigration exam and must go back to wherever you come from.

1) Ping a female member in this chatroom.
 
user116848
@JasonMarsh I already did. You didn't notice?
 
user116848
Now you failed. haha
 
user116848
Good thing I noticed your question before going.
 

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