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13:00
Works for me.
@Mitch I used to work there. If there was leftover food at closing time, the workers would distribute it among themselves and take it home. I often seemed to end up with big macs. Of course, I didn't want to eat them when I got home; so they became breakfast.
Hmm. HazMac™ is a real thing and it's manufactured by people who make maypoles.
But does it have two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?
See? You can't think of any "new" idea that someone hasn't already tried.
it's true. all my ideas are patented by Apple
the McDonalds of patent trolls
13:03
@MattЭллен They did make the letter 'i' better somehow.
I thought I invented the startlingly funny concept of FauxFu (fake tofu which is really chicken) that vegans could serve to their carnivore friends (if they have any). Then it occurred to me to Google it. Wah! They stole my idea before I even thought of it.
iDon'tCare
@MattЭллен See? There is a bad Apple. QED
My son used to think that eye sockets were called iPods.
Eeeuuwww.
13:04
@Robusto googles FauxFu
@DavidWallace googles iPod
I used to know someone who could frequently be found with an apple in each hand, and a bite taken out of each. And better still, her explanation made perfect sense.
TIL things.
@DavidWallace ....and?
I would say you can't make this up, but I did. It makes me wonder if the world is really just a figment of my imagination.
It sounds too much like fufu, which is Samoan for vagina.
Please please don't stop imagining.
13:06
@Mitch Well, I can't tell you immediately, now can I? That would spoil it for everyone else.
@DavidWallace Well, given that food choice, I'll take vagina. Less filling, and zero calories. Plus every meal is a party.
@Robusto Who says there are zero calories?
@DavidWallace Please tell, I really don't expect to be meeting her anytime soon. I just want to know the ending.
I've never done an analysis, but I've never seen anyone get fat from eating too much vagina.
@Mitch Yes, I have to admit, it's unlikely that you'll meet her.
Or know that it's her if you do.
13:09
@DavidWallace It's a West African dish made out of... oh my god, that's what they meant when they said "It's nobody you know".
The whole point was that not all apples are equal, and if she were going to eat two apples, she wanted to eat the better one second, so as to be left with a better taste in her mouth. So she would start out by taking one bite of each, so as to decide which apple was better, then eat the other one first. And since she often ate two apples in quick succession, this was a frequent scenario.
@Mitch Oh, yes, I'd forgotten about the OTHER sort of fufu. Thanks for the reminder.
Gordita
Ma mow mow
He's the man
The man with the lipid touch
Like fats and such
Okay, full disclosure. Here is my banana.
would you trust a monkey with your banana?
@RegDwighт Looks a bit overexposed.
13:24
@MattЭллен well, I am a monkey.
Or are you asking if I trust myself?
@tchrist sorry no my image. Also the wrong image anyway. Of course my banana is really:
Chipmonkeys don't count, but they make great holy wafers.
Looks like a bun to me.
Baton.
Wand.
Which is German for wall.
I don't think so.
Should I be surprised? I am not surprised.
The get info from sources that aren’t admissible, so they make up where it came from.
And use that at trial.
Sounds very illegal.
I call that lying to the judge.
13:45
@RegDwighт Pre-pressed grill marks. Classy.
@MετάEd And all without burning it, too.
You should see the flip side of that bread.
No images online, so simply remember that a minifig must be able to hold it.
That's a really nice hot dog. Very straight.
Ditto for the baguette.
Hot dog?
There was a banana.
This is a hot dog. Not quite very straight at all.
14:01
Oh the other pic was also a baguette? I thought it was a hot dog.
You should be taking LEGO 101 classes.
Though baguettes are very rare. Perhaps you should skip directly to LEGO 304.
Oh, we got two new kits yesterday.
From Kit Industries, I reckon.
now there are three of you!
I like this red.
14:04
That one has a couple nice parts in dark red. But it's frigging overpriced.
I don't quite like the Super Heroes lineup, but I am considering getting this chopper plus the SHIELD truck with Loki.
It was on sale.
Lucky you.
In the US, no less.
The SHIELD truck one is cool.
That means that it was like 5% of my RRP.
Ouch.
14:06
ooo, snazzy
The truck is really rugged.
The Batman one bites.
It's got stickers, for one.
DC vs Marvel!
The construction is weird and it has two rubber pieces.
to keep the water out
Plus, Batman can't sit in the thing with his helmet on. The ear things are too tall and keep the cockpit from closing, which annoys the little one.
Of course, he thinks it's awesome, except that he cries when Batman won't sit up.
The plastic flame bit is great.
And it has an orgy of translucent orange pieces.
14:08
> The smellier, the better. That's the rule in Taiwan for stinky tofu, a popular fermented snack that assaults the nose but pleases the palate. The scent, a cross between burning garbage and body odor, wafts through the narrow alleys of street markets on the East Asian island, overwhelming the tang of fruit stalls and the smoky aroma of barbecue stands
Yeah. I've tried that. I didn't enjoy it
Go figure.
Like natto.
It isn't too bad if you don't breathe while eating it
Spoiled food.
Anyway, we have the one with Loki, and I'd recommend it. Also, there's one with Spiderman and a motorcycle and Nick Fury and a jeep that's pretty cool. The wheels turn out to make it "fly".
14:10
cool
> Nattō (なっとう or 納豆?) is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans fermented with Bacillus subtilis. It is popular especially as a breakfast food. Nattō may be an acquired taste because of its powerful smell, strong flavor, and slimy texture.
I don't like that green as much as the Mandarin's green, but it's still pretty cool.
“Subtilis” — yeah sure.
> Unlike cheese, stinky tofu fermentation does not have a fixed formula for starter bacteria; wide regional and individual variations exist in manufacture and preparation. The traditional method for producing stinky tofu is to prepare a brine made from fermented milk, vegetables, and meat; the brine can also include dried shrimp, amaranth greens, mustard greens, bamboo shoots, and Chinese herbs. The brine fermentation can take as long as several months.
So whatever is in your old shoes is fine.
Or cat poop.
@tchrist People don't realize how much shit out there is really edible.
@MετάEd Dogs know. And Homer.
14:16
@tchrist Homer Price, of course.
Why do we get all the questions from people who just don’t understand what they’re reading? This isn’t an English matter; it’s a what-the-hell-did-they-mean matter.
Or going the opposite direction, for generating something instead. Like this:
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Q: Both or only the first, but never just the second

musefanOK, so the title sounds more like a cryptic crossword clue rather than something that explains my question, so please feel free to make it into something more sensible if you can (and remove this sentence)... Let's say we have two items, the items do not matter but for this example let's say the...

It’s not about English.
It’s about logic.
And thinking.
@KitFox yeah I know that one, obviously. It got additional exposure when the BTTF DeLorean came out, whose wheels fold up in much the same manner, so people naturally compared the mechanics of them both.
Oh right.
Well, I like them. They hold up well to being played with.
I'm building my DeLorean now.
Not the motorcycle, but it is easy to continually put back together.
14:28
Well, not now now. But yesterday now, and I left some for today.
I wanted to get the Tower of Orthanc, but 1. don't have that kind of cabbage, and 2. my husband is understanding, but not that understanding.
Wha, your husband's less understanding than my wife?
My Tower has been throning right in the middle of our living room for two weeks now.
My eldest did admire some of the Hobbit sets though. Or LotR, can't remember now.
@RegDwighт No, just the expense and we're moving imminently.
My wife merely remarked how much it reminded her of a cat from a popular Soviet kids' cartoon.
Anything toy that's over $20 is not a good plan right now.
@RegDwighт Oh cute!
14:31
Hard to find a good image, but trust me, she is exactly right.
I was thinking of Aku, from Samurai Jack.
@KitFox you Americans. Pffft. There is not a single LEGO set here available for $20.
That Loki truck? 50 Euro.
@RegDwighт How is that even possible? You live right next door?
14:32
Well. Ask LEGO.
@RegDwighт FFS, send me money, I will send them to you.
Nobody knows. Except that we're an established market, and the US is a new market, so they market the stuff aggressively.
It's £19.99 in the UK
"Loki's™ Cosmic Cube Escape"
@KitFox and I will pay 30% in customs plus 100 Euro in shipping costs per package no matter the size. Thanks but no thanks.
It's $19.99 in the US.
14:34
The Time Machine is $35 in the US. Plus tax, but that's like another $1.50.
I'm pretty sure we got it on clearance too. We usually do.
@RegDwighт Wait: if she sends you something, you have to pay?
In Germany, it's 40 Euro. In the Netherlands, it's 50.
@tchrist of course.
You do know how customs works, right?
But she bought it, not you.
14:35
She can try and declare it as a present. Good luck with that on anything the size of Orthanc.
I have never had to pay anything to receive something from overseas, even and especially not for unsolicited gifts, which I have indeed received.
It's a sweet truck.
Despite the stickers.
Yeah stickers must die.
Really rugged, and the doors open.
Love that blue too.
Dark blue.
14:36
If I buy it and send it to you, surely there is no import tax?
brrm brrm
Stop calling things "that blue" and "this green". Just use proper adjectives and chances are you'll arrive right at their actual official name.
we're EEA buddies
Hahahaha.
@RegDwighт phbblt It's my favorite blue.
Also, the bright blue that's in the AT-RT kit.
14:37
@KitFox my is a determiner, not an adjective.
@MattЭллен beside the UK not really being in the EU, you have to pay for LEGO even more than us. So.
@RegDwighт I thought the truck was €40 in your land? That's more expensive than here.
Trust me, it's not like we're the first three people on this planet to try and come up with an insanely elaborate scheme. It. Won't. Work. LEGO are the Devil.
sorry, have I been misreading the transcript?
@MattЭллен oh right, that one in particular. Well. Don't forget the shipping.
Also don't forget that I won't be buying it at RRP. So my target are really 20 bucks.
14:39
@RegDwighт shipping could be a bitch
fair enough
Yeah it sucks. No way around it.
I remember how the Eiffel Tower was on sale in the US. Amazon had it for $135. Amazon.de had it at 350 Euro.
I checked the shipping and the customs, and it was not worth it anymore.
That's the level of madness we're talking about here.
But I must do some work now. BBL
feels really angry
Hmmm. But you had coffee?
So I asked my boss to postpone this meeting because I didn't think I could deal with it today. He went and talked to the other two, and they agreed to postpone it until Friday. Then the project lead came in to tell me he needs all the data pulled from the pilot study (and it's, you know, kind of a priority) and then two minutes later, the big boss came in to hem and haw around telling me to update some completely unrelated website for him.
So apparently "I don't have enough time to get my shit done" = "Please give me more things to do."
And I want a gordita, but the closest one is miles away.
bbl
14:55
@KitFox hugs bosses are stupid
@OliverSalzburg Ah OK, well, it's such a minor detail that I didn't even notice it at first. So far, the bubble has always shown up for me (except in the transcript). Great!
15:14
Taco salad didn't even perk me up.
You have forgotten the jalapeños.
No, I have not.
Oh. Then this is serious.
I need some M&Ms, though I'd prefer a choco taco.
is that a taco where the cheese is replaced with dark chocolate?
15:21
Better.
Hilarious:
Making choco tacos at home. "We went with Franz Kafka's The Trial because we just had it lying around. Oh yeah, make sure it's a pretty clean book."
@KitFox "You should consider yourself lucky. Think of how bad it would be if we hadn't postponed. Hmm...that reminds me, can you run the deconfabulator data that's really due in two months, but just do it now because you made me think of it?"
@MattЭллен This one’s for you, wherever you are:
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Q: Is it ever correct to use “end” after the name of a month?

Palace ChanI’ve heard some people say things like September end or June end when I’m used to hearing the end of September or the end of June. Is the former usage (meaning, the “something end” collocation) correct or standard somewhere?

15:34
i hate today sniff
I went to get M&Ms and dropped a dime under the vending machine, and then I had one more coin(!) in my pocket...but it was a nickel.
5 cents short. Fuck you, today. Fuck you.
Awww. That sucks
@tchrist sounds like business speak to me.
@MattЭллен I was thinking it was UK bizspeak. It’s certainly not North American.
I just commented contradictory to you.
@KitFox Mondays, man. They fuck everyone up.
@KitFox I see no contradiction.
15:37
Well, then of course I couldn't bum a dime from anyone because it is too embarrassing to even be crying over it, much less have co-workers know it and then they'll start talking about it.
I just meant that saying "Tuesday week" and saying "August end" both sound weird to me.
Yeah, but "August end" is North American usage.
Really?
I hear it here. Of course, New England is practically the UK like that.
I’ve never noticed it before, and I think I would have.
Doubtless this means it will pop up 4 times in the next week for me.
15:39
@KitFox Er...
Can you get that to me by August end? Business-speak if I'm not mistaken. Similarly, "It will be finished by week's end." — KitFox 3 mins ago
> There's nothing wrong with "Friday week". Perhaps the English are foreign! But we wouldn't say "September end"; it's more likely to be "end September".
Yeah, I know. I was talking about tchrist's comment.
4 mins ago, by tchrist
@MattЭллен I was thinking it was UK bizspeak. It’s certainly not North American.
@KitFox Well, if the UK dissolves and Scotland joins Europe, perhaps England can join New England instead.
They would be welcome.
15:41
That's interesting. It will be Great Britain which dissolves, not the UK.
Beats Canada in terms of associations.
@AndrewLeach How does that work?
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will become the United Kingdom of England & Wales and Northern Ireland. GB is England & Wales and Scotland.
@AndrewLeach so the UK will be "The United Kingdom of England and Northern Ireland"?
oh
Don’t welsh on the kimmers.
15:43
But would Wales be in there? I mean it's principality
The United Kingdom of Not Scotland.
However, the Scottish Royal Family is also the English Royal Family, so perhaps the Kingdoms would still be united.
@RegDwighт What is the nominative of the planet "Venus" in Russian?
@AndrewLeach Ha! that must annoy the SNP :D
@RegDwighт And is it true that the word for "earth" can be used both for land and for the planet earth, zemlya (ish)?
Like terra in Mediaeval Latin.
15:45
and earth in English
@AndrewLeach That's odd!
although I suppose the meaning is closer to soil than land
@MattЭллен Right, but would you call an island "New Earth"?
@Cerberus no. I'd give a cool name
Spandonia
maybe
Frergul
or New Zealand or Newfoundland or New Holland...
15:47
@AndrewLeach Why leave the United Kingdom but not Great Britain? And why does the distinction exist anyway? Or will it be created?
If it's a cold island, then I'd go with Frergul
Frergul.
Sounds...hospitable.
If it's tropical then I'd have to think about it
@Cerberus The United Kingdom is the Union of Great Britain with Northern Ireland. Scotland is part of Great Britain.
But people plough the earth, land and soil
15:49
@AndrewLeach Ah, I see.
Why did Northern Ireland not simply join Great Britain?
Was the whole of Ireland part of GB while under English control?
Ireland has always been governed separately.
OK.
But why?
I mean, Scotland also has its own parliament, so what does it matter?
I can't answer for a seventeenth- or eighteeenth-century anomaly!
"What does it matter"? You mean it's all meaningless? sobs in hands
@AndrewLeach hrmpf
15:51
OK. I'm over that. Who's up for tennis?
It's raining.
Sounds like you don't really care about Scotland, perhaps it should become independent....MUWAHAHA!
> An election was held on 6 May 1999, and on 1 July of that year power was transferred from Westminster to the new Parliament.
Well, good for the ducks! How about bridge? Bridge anyone?
@AndrewLeach Ohh I want that too! It's stiflingly hot here.
15:52
@Cerberus Yup. We've already had all the oil revenue.
so it's had its own parliament for 14 years
@MattЭллен Ah OK.
@AndrewLeach Really? Sucked it dry?
Then why do they want independence?
More-or-less. They get Faslane naval base though.
Does NI pay less taxes to London than Scotland does?
@Cerberus You know, freedom and stuff.
15:53
Why would people have more freedom upon leaving GB?
@Cerberus What, you want to move the island?
@Cerberus ?? Wha? Because freedom
@Cerberus that's not for sure. the SNP (Scottish National Party) want independence. They haven't really asked the nation if it does.
@Cerberus Because they wouldn't be part of the EU and subject to Brussels.
Or sprouts.
@MattЭллен Nation?
15:54
@Mitch Which freedom, exactly?
@AndrewLeach Good enough for me. Also, the EU would have to have a whole new set of translators
@MattЭллен Haha. Well, then why do they want it?
@AndrewLeach Is that really what they want?
@Cerberus they're nationalist. They hate the English
@Cerberus I think the SNP think they will remain part of the EU.
@MattЭллен haha
15:56
I don't really know
But usually nationalism is at least partly a symptom of deeper issues, like economic. Cf. Catalonia, northern Italy...
@Cerberus The one where you get to walk down the street, with your head held high, with the choice to wear whatever shade of pastel. Why do you ask? What the hell are you gawking at?
The Czech Republic...
notices I'm really wearing pastel right now
Oh noes, he’s gone pastel on us.
15:56
@Cerberus I guess they feel that the UK government has too much power over them
@AndrewLeach OK. I even heard that they might want to adopt the euro.
@Cerberus The Haggis Spice Girls?
@Mitch And they don't have that now?
@MattЭллен But it’s their own government!
@Cerberus I'm not sure the Euro could sustain another basket-case.
15:57
@Cerberus They're just in it for the money.
@MattЭллен Like which power? What are the main things they want to arrange locally, and can't they have those things without becoming semi-independent?
@Mitch ...
@Cerberus I don't know.
@Cerberus Have you seen the color choices they make in Scotland now? Blech.
@AndrewLeach Would need new unanimous treaties for that to happen. The old one won’t work.
@Cerberus Foreign policy. Tax policy.
15:58
@AndrewLeach Is Scotland that problematic?
@Cerberus No oil revenue...
@Mitch I've never been there, but it looks lovely in pictures.
@tchrist I'm only at k, I'm not sure I could go further

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