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4:00 PM
I thought Paula Dean (?sp) was unfairly treated. I also don't know anything.
I mean this in the most respectful and best way possible but... I can't stand her.
 
Is she the one who "confessed" to having used the n-word in the past?
 
Yeah.
And really, she confessed to using it -in the past-? 40 years ago? Puh-lease...that's not news.
 
I didn't read much of that except enough to think that she's old and what the hell is wrong with people?
That would be like getting offended that my MiL once objected to homosexuality.
 
What? Holy shit, send your MiL to Diva camp!
 
Ilta.
 
4:03 PM
Is that what they say in Finnish?
 
That's hello, I think.
 
Otherwise it sounds like you sstepped on a lego piece barefoot.
 
That's just "evening".
Hello is… well, many things. Moi, hei, hei-hei, morro, päivä, terve, ad infinitum.
A grunt, even.
 
Is there any night where you are now? only a couple hours?
 
Actually, that's most common.
It never gets very dark here.
It gets dim, but not dark.
Between midnight and two.
 
4:05 PM
@Mahnax wow. for kids that must be great, play outside until late.
 
@Mitch Yeah. Also, you can sit out on the dock and read as long as you like.
I just finished Les Misérables.
wipes tear
 
Good book.
 
bettern the musical? I have no idea!
 
Did you read it in French?
 
@KitFox Very. I really enjoyed it.
 
4:06 PM
Does Anne Hathaway die at the end?
 
I've only read it in French, come to think of it.
 
@KitFox No, but that's my goal for the end of French IB. Be able to read Les Mis in French.
 
You'll need to learn literary French, iirc.
 
Oh that's a good plan. English first to know what's going on. Then French for the language.
 
@Mahnax Cerberus approves.
 
4:07 PM
@KitFox I'll look into it, thank you.
 
You'll manage.
 
@Cerberus nods Thank you.
 
I tried Recherches du Temps Passe. I could never get past the first 2 pages for falling asleep.
I never got to madeleines.
 
Oh but there are so many good poems in that.
 
The first couple of pages will be tough, but at some point you get used to it and you'll actually be reading rather than solving puzzles.
 
4:09 PM
argh.. lunch beckons.
 
You meant Recherches du Temps Perdu, right?
 
@Mitch Yeah, not exactly my genre either.
@Mitch Yay!
@KitFox Most likely!
I'm reading Le Rouge et le Noir now.
 
@KitFox ha ha. yes. passe, perdu, whatever..
 
Oh, wait. I'm thinking of something completely different
I've never read Proust.
 
@Cerberus Exercices du Style, by Queneau is more my style. 100 pages, 100 paragraphs, all the same story (that fit into a paragraph, just all in a different style.
@KitFox He's lilke that.
@Cerberus another one that I only got into 2 pages worth multiple times before passing out.
 
4:11 PM
I was confusing the title with "Colloque sentimental."
I'm not sure why.
 
@Mitch Umm...
 
OMG -all- the great ones, I couldn't stay awake for! Asterix however.
 
@Mitch Really? I kind of like it.
 
And Simenon...
 
I have never read Les Misérables.
 
4:12 PM
@Cerberus I'm older now (does anything else happen!) so maybe I'll appreciate it more.
I tried Tristes Tropiques and stayed awake really well, but I got this constant weird vague feeling. Then I tried in English and it was the -same- thing!
 
Was it Moliere? Racine? See, I have even forgotten who wrote it.
 
Hugo
 
Ah.
 
modern
 
Yes.
 
4:15 PM
What?
Tristes Tropiques was Levi-Strauss.
 
I once started reading Vanity Fair, but it didn't appeal to me.
 
Yes.
 
Oh, you were talking about Les Mis.
 
But it was long and in French (and somewhat ... creative) so that's the connection.
 
I was, yes.
Cette conversation m'égare!
 
4:16 PM
-4
A: "In toto" versus "in total"

RomeoDon't you just love it when a55holes write anything just to be heard and do not answer someone's question. A truer Mercutio was never seen than these reprobates who belabor the electronoic pages of the internet. I would prefer that these people just troll the porno sites and masturbate in private.

 
@Cerberus same here at first, but then it becomes sort of an anti-Jane Austen (actual evil characters)
@Cerberus You dare egare me! I egare you!
 
@Mitch Right, I don't know whether I got that far. I read the first 100 pages or so.
@Mitch !
 
Would you sweeties like to please get a room?
Wait, you have a room.
 
But not enough Lebensraum!
kicks out Tchrist
 
@tchrist I read that as implying that we are confections in a sweet shop.
 
4:18 PM
There.
@Mitch You look delicious as a confectionary.
 
@Cerberus Our living room is too small, we should go to the den.
 
Try the rumpus room.
 
@Cerberus Cheeky!
 
Heh.
 
Wait, a confectionary, not a confection? I'm not so flattered now.
 
4:20 PM
Seriously, you could be a lime-flavoured, sugar-coated square of deliciousness.
 
@tchrist Thank you.
 
Lime? I was thinking custard.
@KitFox It was ugly.
 
@Mitch I think I meant confection.
 
Limeys. Where's @Matt?
@tchrist Now it's effaced.
 
Yah.
 
4:20 PM
@tchrist creme brulee. mmmm...
 
I always check any rep=1 post for that sort of abuse.
 
@KitFox voting to delete is fun when it is deserved.
 
@Mitch Not to be too diacritical, but you’re missing three of them.
 
@tchrist not to be repetitve, but you're right.
 
crème brûlée
cr Opt-` e me br Opt-i ul Opt-e e.
 
4:22 PM
also, when I get a good keyboard I'll be diacriticking all over the place.
 
You don’t need a good keyboard.
You just need a real operating system.
 
I know I should see a doctor about my imaginary future diacritickal incontinence.
 
You don’t add the -k- there, only for diacriticked, not for diacritical.
 
I can do it on my smart phone.
 
You know, an Apple a day keeps the doctor™ away.
 
4:23 PM
Who makes your smarty phone?
 
@Mitch Destroying a user is fun when it's deserved.
 
@tchrist I need to do it. It makes me more comfortable.
 
We never get a change to inflect the –100 on them.
 
@tchrist a whole slew of dudes in Thailand I think.
 
That’s where magickal thinking comes from.
 
4:23 PM
Magick gets you gaol.
 
@tchrist YOu can get some one down to -100 total rep?
 
Or you might be kicked to the kerb by a tyre.
 
It’s the spam/offensive flag.
If vetted by a mod, they get hit with –100.
 
cackels
 
Please don’t kick @Cerb.
 
4:24 PM
um... "ageing"?
that's the only one I know.
 
"ageing", what of it?
 
@tchrist I would never.
 
kicks Tchrist
 
He's a nice doggy.
pats hell-guardian heads
 
@Mahnax *lawyer
Yay!
 
4:25 PM
Only his left head is a nice doggy. The middle one is a beast and the right one is a prig.
 
What can I say?
At least I'm not a headless chicken.
 
How do you know?
Have you ever been a headless chicken before?
 
Turns out my colleague is going to visit England in a few weeks.
 
Have you ever seen a headless chicken before?
 
My dictionary tells me so.
 
4:26 PM
Have you ever danced with a headless chicken by the light of the silvery moon before?
 
And, yes, I have see one before.
In this very room.
Dancing, no. That's so very...human.
 
They dance for a spell.
Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947), also known as Miracle Mike, was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off. Thought by many to be a hoax, the bird's owner took him to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to establish the facts of the story. Beheading On September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, Colorado, United States, had his mother-in-law around for supper and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken. Olsen chose a five-and-a-half-month-old cockerel named Mike. The axe missed the jugular vein, ...
That one lived for a sesquiyear.
Long dance.
 
4:52 PM
> Microsoft to remove applications from app store if vulnerabilities remain unpatched for 180 days
So soon??
Microsoft, you should give those poor applications a chance!
 
@KitFox I was making like a frog and kermooting
 
I know. I remember.
Also, I track everything you do.
Just to make Cerb feel uncomfortable.
 
You could never.
 
I could never make you feel uncomfortable?
 
Does cerb want to be the only one who can track me?
 
5:00 PM
Not even with laughing and touching?
 
He thinks the thing about privacy.
 
It's important, isn't it?
> When used to his new and unusual center of mass, Mike could easily get himself to the highest perches without falling.
How is this possible without eyes?
 
What happened to Jasper?
 
he quit (again) a couple of weeks after quitting
 
When was that?
 
5:06 PM
Months ago.
 
why do I have ABBA's Fernando in my head?
 
Hang on. I'll check.
 
Huh. For good this time?
 
apparently
 
@MattЭллен I had Slipping Through My Fingers stuck in my head while I was at sauna.
 
5:07 PM
@Mahnax I don't think I know that one.
bbl, eating
 
@Mahnax April 9th.
 
@KitFox Wowie. I think I'll send him an e-mail, see how he's doing.
 
I just did this morning!
Must be some kind of psychic vibe he's sending out.
 
@tchrist "Olsen's success resulted in a wave of copycat chicken beheading, but no other chicken lived for more than a day or two"
 
I hope he's not in trouble.
 
5:08 PM
@Cerberus one inner ear?
 
@KitFox I hope he's stopped eating those McDonald's sandwiches so often. They're bad for one's health, you know.
 
He ate tons of crap, it sounded like.
 
Yeah.
 
@MattЭллен dammit...why couldn't it have been Dancin' Queen
 
feels beat of tambourine
 
5:11 PM
having the time of my life
 
I'm almost only seventeen.
 
son of a bitch
 
Hm?
 
sticks spike in ear to attempt to dislodge earworm
@MATTHEW ELLEN!
 
Victor Hugo's epic novel 'Mamma Mia!', a woman doesn't know who of three men is the father of her daughter, who has tuberculosis.
 
5:13 PM
Oops.
@MITCH!
 
the mother or daughter, which one with tuberculosis, I don't know.
or is it the dad?
Anyway, a tragedy and a comedy of errors.
@KitFox Matt started it. I blame im.
he replies in the manner of Eliza Doolittle
 
I might be young and sweet.
 
@KitFox 'earworm' is a bit of an earworm. It bothers me just thinking of the word.
 
Gotta wear them shoes.
 
Like the Wrath of Khan.
 
5:18 PM
@Mitch You inner ear points you to the highest perch?
 
Looks like walnuts to me though.
 
@KitFox walnuts are closer to spherical, pecans more oblate like those in the picture.
 
there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright
 
So basically I'm telling you that you're wrong.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 AUGHHHHH!
 
I had "we built this city" in my head
 
5:24 PM
@Mitch kthx
 
> Though we never thought that we could lose
> There's no regret
> If I had to do the same again
> I would, my friend...
Is it too much to say that that sounds very banal?
 
Not listening lalalalalalala
 
Have you ever noticed, and expect that you do, that Eurovision songs have been trying to recreate ABBA for the past 40 years? That's a scientifict fact.
@KitFox If you're not listening to the problem then you're part of the problem.
 
LALALALALALALA
 
5:28 PM
because when you say 'la la la', you're singing it.
in the key of ..
mamma mia, here I go again, my my, how can I forget you?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, are those walnuts.
 
They look like brain slices to me.
 
I don't eat nuts so I don't know
yes, they do look brainy
 
walnuts are related to pecans.
Juglandaceae, also known as the walnut family, are a family of trees, or sometimes shrubs, in the order Fagales. Various members of this family are native to the Americas, Eurasia, and Southeast Asia. Members of the walnut family have large, aromatic leaves that are usually alternate, but opposite in Alfaroa and Oreomunnia. The leaves are pinnately compound, or ternate, and usually 20–100 cm long. The trees are wind-pollinated, and the flowers are usually arranged in catkins. The eight genera in the family include the commercially important nut-producing trees walnut (Juglans), ...
 
5:38 PM
I wonder what I'm thinking of then. I pictured pecans as sort of crescent shaped and smooth.
 
also, related to wingnut
cashew
 
Oh.
Huh.
 
The polite response is always 'bless you'
 
Sorry. This woman is gently virtually blowing on my face. It's quite distracting.
 
Your telling me is quite distracting.
 
5:40 PM
lolls
 
What did she have for lunch?
 
Something with cinnamon.
If my olfactory hallucinations can be believed.
 
that's the coffee i'm drinking. I put mélange in it.
 
spice
Arrakis
 
5:42 PM
exactly
 
eyes roll back in head
 
I was trying to grow some sandworms in my back yard but we had as much rain yesterday in 2 hours as we normally get in july.
 
Well, that was relaxing.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That's a lot of rain?
 
@KitFox yeah.
sorry not yesterday. two days ago.
 
That'd surely kill your sandworms then.
And pollute your groundwater with the Water of Life.
 
5:44 PM
So that one gets a pass, eh?
Stupid people with their arbitrary guidelines.
 
Poor Reg.
 
Nah. Just wondering.
Wife's outta house for a couple days so I'm overflowing with booze and the rest of the house with LEGO.
 
here's a video of a storm sewer overfilled with water so much that it's being forced out of the manholes bcove.me/r5zbdgw7
 
@RegDwighт envy
 
Oh, a video of something else than me overflowing with something else, lemme check.
 
5:46 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 super cool
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 nothing good is coming out of that
 
I'm trying to think of a YouTube channel or phenomenon or whatever, one that does all the great films or novels, each one told in one minute with cats or weasels or something playing all the parts? Sound familiar to anyone?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You normally get rain in July? Novel concept that.
 
You know, I don’t think I want to see videos of overflowing manholes.
 
5:49 PM
@Robusto vaguely
 
Dunno about cats or weasels. But there are quite a few channels doing movies in 30 seconds or X seconds or whatever.
 
hamsters or guinea pigs...
 
@KitFox Y U have 2 names for same thingz?
 
Those are two different things.
 
@KitFox hehehehe
 
5:50 PM
C'mon, nobody? Cats? Weasels? Moles?
 
Who the hell is a shrub.
Never even heard that word.
 
catweasle moles?
 
shrub => brush
 
Shrub your teeth daily.
 
You never heard of shrub? Damn. The pineapple surfaces.
 
5:51 PM
It surfaces only for you and you do not appreciate it at all.
In fact, two seconds from now you'll forget it and accuse me of never admitting to any flaws.
In other news I just got my 15th gold badge. Still one behind Mehper.
 
I also just realized that "webinars" anagrams to "wine bars" or "bra sinew" among other things.
 
What is a sinew? Is that like a shrub?
 
Sinew is a great word.
 
It's exactly like a shrub, except totally different.
 
3 mins ago, by KitFox
hamsters or guinea pigs...
 
5:53 PM
isn't it obvious? lego
 
Okay, so I take this to mean that a shrub is a hamster and a sinew is from guinew.
 
@KitFox Why do you persist in tormenting @tchrist (who, by the way, never thanked me for the reach-around I gave him last night).
No good deed ...
 
Well, never is a stretch. He can still thank you tomorrow.
 
@Robusto isn't that just common courtesy?
 
5:54 PM
It ought to be.
 
@KitFox I don't even recognize half the movies they are making fun of.
 
Look into $.on() in jQuery. Basically you want to delegate the events. — Robusto 5 mins ago
haha. Them peoples who are Johnny-on-the-spot to provide answers to idiots.
 
I think today is the International Reg Doesn't Get Shit Day.
 
guinea pigs are very large hamsters. with slightly different body parts. all differences covered up by hair. So they are the same.
 
@Robusto did you just haha at your own joke?
 
5:56 PM
@RegDwighт No, at the people who answered after I posted that comment.
 
@RegDwighт If you don't give one, you don't get one.
 
giefs 1
 
@RegDwighт Wait, we've been giving you shit all day. What have you been doing with it?
 
@Robusto well what do you do with shit?
 
Depends on how good it is.
 
5:57 PM
apparently people eat guinea pigs.
 
Jan 16 at 14:23, by RegDwighт
Why is it that your stuff is shit, but my shit is stuff?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 you had to look that up?
People eat everything.
All of South America eats guinea pigs.
 
yeah but it's weird seeing food porn of guinea pigs.
 
Now now, the porn part you just added yourself.
 
you know what I mean. people taking pictures of their dinner before they eat it.
 
I don't think the bacon you can get from a guinea pig is worth the trouble.
 
5:59 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh I have a colleague like that.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ...
 
@Cerberus I know, eh? debone it first.
 
@Robusto 1. picture yourself in South America and 2. picture yourself quite typically having more than one.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 At the very least!
 

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