Y U NO LIEK MY LINX?

!!WHY?

@KitFox Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand WHY?

Haha.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 xkcd.com/831

Oh.

That's why

Yeah, it's the lack of an arrow.

!!/tell 9447420 xkcd

Ohh now I'm in eastern Europe!

I see a Fischbraterei(!) next to a smazalnia.

@Cerberus 6329 points

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Wow, that quickly!?

Where were you?

Oh, I have one more round.

That's a lot of points.

Oh, over all 5 rounds, OK.

I'm in my fifth round now.

7644 total.

Yay! Well done.

What were your locations?

I think I may be in Czechoslovakia now.

5294 points. First one.

Is it cheating if I Google street signs?

@KitFox Wow! Where?

Sao Paulo

How close were you?

Oh, I must be in Poland!

That Fischbraterei makes me hungry.

16 km away

Nice.

I'm 500m away in Poland, but it won't add my last round's points. Then I would be at 22k. Oh, well.

OMG this looks so flat, it might be Holland!

God, does this road ever end? I hope it's not some desolate taiga in Scandinavia...

Duck-Typing is best typing

> You got 14451 points in total.

!!/die

Hehe.

Wow, this landscape is so depressing.

Nothing but flat land and an endless, straight road.

It can't be Holland, there would have to be some town by now.

Yay, some kind of industrial terrain!

happy

@KitFox I was flipping through Another Day in Paradise and James Woods says "You're hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire" ... and I thought of you.

Wait, this building says..."pit stop"?

It could be some kind of name.

But...could it be North America after all?

@Robusto Aww, thanks.

@Cerberus I think I had that one.

@KitFox It's the little things, isn't it?

@KitFox Really? Where was it? The quality of the pictures is very, very low?

Yes. It was in eastern Montana, I think.

I guessed somewhere in the USA, and I was right!

@Cerberus Where is this?

Missouri.

Only 950 km off!

Oh, no, wait: North Dakota.

I mislooked.

Eastern North Dakota.

> Your guess was 0.026 km from the correct location and gave 6477 points.

I was 1100 km off on my first guess. I guessed Alaska and it was in the Yukon.

Second time it crashed my FF.

fuk =(

Fucking pine trees. That's all I have to go on besides a little two-lane road.

@KitFox !!

That's where I am too!

Find the yellow sign.

It says:

Öster Mörtarö.

Probably the Alps.

What?

I thought it was American.

Looks like my home.

I'm also on a small road with pine trees.

It looks like it could be anywhere.

But there are signs.

Street signs.

Oh damn, it's Swedish!

School sent me an email to become a tutor for a subject that i received a high score but I cannot accept it =(

Fuk my life

Yeah, tragic.

How are you going to pay your mortgage now?

and landlord is knocking my door at 5 am morning to ask me to pay my rent asap

Ohh now I have another road with pine trees!

This time with a double yellow line between two lanes.

That must be your place?

Ah, it was Alaska.

Only 5000 km off.

Which is the correct one pertaining to the following screenshot? difficulty understanding or understanding difficulty?

The text is correct.

I got about 8000 points.

8215, to be exact.

You have difficulty doing something.

Err.

Well, you know what I mean. It doesn't work in isolation.

"Understanding" is a participle.

@Cerberus why don't we use "difficult understanding"?

@ClickMe Because difficulty is the object of have.

@Cerberus But "difficult understanding" becomes a noun.

"I had an accident [while] driving a car." (<= this is the same basic construction.)

But that is not possible: it is simply not idiomatic. You can't "have difficult understanding".

You can say "I find x difficult to understand".

But it is not the understanding itself that is difficult: it is the thing that you want to understand that is difficult.

@Cerberus: OK. Thank you for explaining the details. Nice!

@ClickMe Ok, I'm glad to have helped you! Every language has its idiom, and idiom is always a bit arbitrary.

Ask more questions if there are still some details [that] you have difficulty understanding!

if you have to goto army in your country because it's mandatory then which army would you choose to go?

@Cerberus I have not found any details difficult to understand!

marine or navy>?

@ClickMe Haha OK cool!

@TemporaryNickName Those are the same thing!

@Cerberus :-)

(I saw what you did there.)

I got 18254 this time.

I was proud of myself for guessing New Zealand on one. It just looked like New Zealand, even though I've never been there.

Wow!

I would never have guessed NZ.

I placed Zambia in the USA.

But I did get the Mediterranean almost immediately!

Then, when I saw "rallentare!", I knew it was Italy.

Aaaand back to uglyland.

Where the hell is this? I see only sheds.

Hmm a hot climate.

Ah! "Give way"!

I'm clicking Texas.

Oh fuuu it was Australia haha.

I figured out Okinawa too from the street signs.

Aaand Australia again! Damned.

Yeah, if you have good street signs, you're golden.

Okay, this looks like Scandinavia or England.

Maybe Bretagne or Ireland...

Yess this definitely looks like Britain or Ireland.

Trying to guess rural areas any more precisely is too boring.

Wow! I guess south-western Ireland, and I was only 33 km off.

Lucky.

> You got 17308 points in total.

@Robusto Yes, yes it is.

Well done.

OMG some extremely ugly, modern sea resort!

Now I must go to bed. Good night!

And I can't move!

Bai.

@Cerberus miami, florida

I tried to get the bot alone with me in a room so we could play !! /hang

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I guessed Aruba, but it was Jamaica. Not bad!

aruba, jamaica / ooh, I wanna take ya

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 You must have been a disturbed child.

@Cerberus ._.

I just wanted to play without pissing off Robusto.

Heh.

Does hangman piss him off?

I don't think he cares for the bot.

I suppose it does kind of take over the room.

Haha, wow. I was thinking "probably Brazil", clicked somewhere, and it was only 88 km away!

nice!

This has to be the south of England, so nice.

Ahhh what a relief.

Hahah, 18 km off!

I knew it!

There were no names of cities or anything.

@mrshiny You want this phone:

androidpolice.com/2013/05/15/…

@Cerberus that doesn't ping me

but yeah, I would consider getting that phone, if I needed a new phone.

Not sure it's worth $300 more than the N4 though

actually I'd like all the major flagship phones to follow that lead

@Mr.Shiny

I guess it is different if you're in here.

I <3 Udemy.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 you need the dot. didn't used to be like that.

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I blame society.

Stop me if you hate this one.

!! /hang

kicks bot

!! /hang e

@SOChatBot Are you experienced?

!! /listcommands

!! /refresh

cries

!! /live

!! /help

!! /weather hades

looks like it died

!! /live

only certain users can revive it

performs chest compressions to how deep is your love

gotta go

!!/revive

!!/live

@WendiKidd And on this day, you shall paint eggs for a giant bunny.

Wheeeeee

!!!!!!!!!!!

let us hangman

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand !!!!!!!!!

!! /hang e

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 e was already submitted

!! /hang j

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
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__+__
e, j
-------

!! /hang a

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O/
  |   |
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a, e, j
-------

sonofa

!! /hang t

  +---+
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  |  \O/
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, j, t
-------

!! /hang w

  +---+
  |   |
  |  \O/
  |   |
  |  /
__+__
a, e, j, t, w
-------

cries

drinks

!! /hang i

  +---+
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  |  \O/
  |   |
  |  /
__+__
a, e, i, j, t, w
----i--

oooh fun!

!! /hang m

okay

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 You people suck. The phrase was rubbish

LOL wow

let's try again

!!/hang e

,_,

  +---+
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__+__
e
-e-----

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 aww it's okay. try this new one!

!! /hang d

  +---+
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__+__
d, e
-e-----

!! /hang k

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
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__+__
d, e, k
-e-----

!! /hang o

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
d, e, k, o
-e---o-

!! /hang n

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
d, e, k, n, o
-e---on

!! /hang i

  +---+
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  |   O
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__+__
d, e, i, k, n, o
-e--ion

!! /hang s

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Correct! The phrase is session.

YES

\m/

Ima go play some vidya games now.

ok one moar

!! /hang

  +---+
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  |
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__+__

-----------

!! /hang o

  +---+
  |   |
  |
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__+__
o
-----o-----

!! /hang h

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |
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__+__
h, o
-----o-----

!! /hang c

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, h, o
-----o-----

!! /hang e

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, e, h, o
-e-e-o--e--

!! /hang d

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, d, e, h, o
de-e-o--e--

!! /hang t

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, d, e, h, o, t
de-e-o--e-t

!! /hang n

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, d, e, h, n, o, t
de-e-o--ent

!! /hang m

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
  |
__+__
c, d, e, h, m, n, o, t
de-e-o-ment

!! /hang development

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Correct! The phrase is development.

wipes sweat from brow

wow

okay I'm back, was in the TL doing modly things. let's play again!

!!/hang e

  +---+
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  |   O
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__+__
e
-----

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 :D

!! /hang a

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |
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__+__
a, e
-a---

!! /hang r

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, r
-a---

!! /hang s

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, r, s
-as-s

o.o

@SOChatBot Does this work?

!! /hang n

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O/
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, n, r, s
-as-s

!! /hang t

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O/
  |   |
  |
__+__
a, e, n, r, s, t
-asts

!! /hang lasts

  +---+
  |   |
  |  \O/
  |   |
  |
__+__
a, e, lasts, n, r, s, t
-asts

!! /hang casts

  +---+
  |   |
  |  \O/
  |   |
  |  /
__+__
a, casts, e, lasts, n, r, s, t
-asts

eep

!! /hang fasts

@WendiKidd You people suck. The phrase was masts

oy

!! /hang e

  +---+
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__+__
e
-e-----

!! /hang r

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |
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__+__
e, r
-e-----

!! /die

!! /hang x

sorry, I was shooting dudes

. . . cartoon dudes

!! /hang d

!! /live

me no has permish

goes to bed

Someone killed the bot?

goes back to bed

Sad

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者, @MετάEd Sorry; KitFox killed it before she left. I looked up the specs and it said you had to have special permission to bring it back to life. I tried and it worked, so I'm assuming being a moderator is one of those special permissions. I don't know if she killed it because she doesn't want it alive in the room when a moderator isn't here, so I killed it before I left too. I'll ask next time I see her; didn't want to step on any toes, it's not my room :)

I'd bring it back for the moment but I'm off to bed soon

Who created the bot, by the way? And how do you hook it into a room?

I wasn't around for the quickening.

It's just as well though. I would probably obsessively play hangman.

Morning Folks!

hi

Why do people say Morning instead of Good morning?

how are you @TemporaryNickName

@udaysagar pretty good, how are you man?

Fine @TemporaryNickName

byw your real name?

btw*

@udaysagar Don't know

do you feel jelly about this nickname because it's taken by me?

ha ha

nope......

hohoho, I see

You didnt answer my question

mornin vs gud mornin

better option 3, you go to heaven!

ha ha

just kidding!

but wouldn't darling harbour really cold and a lot of germs in that water?

tell me, can you swim?

yeah, I swim freaking well

you got it then!

FML!

I am ready if you are a bitch!

why fudge packers are gay?

Cannot see, m in office

@KitFox Finnish and Swedish are about as similar as English and Russian, I know a couple of synonyms to vulva but nothing advanced.

@KitFox the problem is that if it's writing multiple messages then it multi-lines them, thus preventing all the cool stuff, like one-boxing and link interpolation.

!!xkcd

!!/xkcd

@MattЭллен As far as I can remember, xkcd is a learned command which simply appends the parameter after xkcd.com/

!!/help xkcd

Wonder why the bot didn't respond at all, though

!!Are you alive?

Nevermind then

Hah, this is REALLY messed up. The only person in this chat room that ANYONE wants to talk to these days isn't really a person.

hello

!!/live

@KitFox And on this day, you shall paint eggs for a giant bunny.

!!/tell MattЭллен xkcd

@MattЭллен xkcd.com/831

!!/tell 9450013 xkcd

See? I figured it out, but I haven't finessed it yet.

I had made it with a parameter, but I'd prefer it to select a random number.

@KitFox Can't you just replace the fixed url with the random one?

Or did you try that yesterday?

dynamic.xkcd.com/random/comic

I tried it already.

Hmm. Nope. Doesn't work.

!!/forget xkcd

@KitFox Command xkcd forgotten.

!!/learn xkcd xkcd.com$0/

@KitFox Command xkcd learned

!!/tell 9451283 xkcd 348

All we need now is to define a way to get a random number.

The only way to get the one-box right now is to tell it to a message so it expands correctly.

@AndrewLeach Yeah. I figure there must be a simple way to do that.

I also wonder if I can have it learn something more complicated. But I have to get the boys to breakfast, so...

CU!

Might need a code fork. CU.

TypeScript will outdate javascript

@JohanLarsson I thought you were talking about it the other day (the vacation thing), but now I remember his question was about Swedish then.

I know they are different.

Reg is going to kill me for teaching the bot xkcd. I should make it sophisticated enough that it tells you it doesn't know the command when Reg is in the room.

I've been XKCDd!

Cartoon in this week's New Yorker: Woman in nightie stands with arms folded behind man typing on computer Caption: "You have a real live woman right here and you choose to have an argument on the Internet?"

@AndrewLeach Try a code spork instead. You never know.