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12:10 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Maybe I was thinking of Wacoal, lol.
 
1:49 AM
> There are very few who marry into our sort of set. We are just betwixt and between.
Ok, I give up. What’s the difference between betwixt and between? :)
Or vice versa.
 
@tchrist some letters here and there.
 
$ perl -e 'printf "%vb\n", "between"'
1100010.1100101.1110100.1110111.1100101.1100101.1101110
$ perl -e 'printf "%vb\n", "betwixt"'
1100010.1100101.1110100.1110111.1101001.1111000.1110100
I see a bit of difference between them. Two bits, maybe.
 
Shave and a haircut.
 
I hadn’t taken you for a hip-hop fan.
 
You're obviously not a golfer.
 
1:54 AM
Or whatever kind of noise the 50 Cent guy puts out.
 
Hiya.
I've just been grocery shopping.
 
Heh.
Me too.
And I thought about what my purchases said about my life, and I was pleased.
 
Neat! My mother is a wizard, apparently, because she managed to get $200 of groceries for $115.
 
1:56 AM
What do you get when OR together a plagiarizer and a plagiarist?
 
Not even her best haul, apparently.
 
$ perl -le 'print "plagiarizer" | "plagiarist"'
plagiari{ur
 
No, you're plagiariur.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 What do they say about your life?
 
@Mahnax that it is awesome.
 
1:57 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Haha, what did you buy?
 
I went to Target, so there was a mix of sundries and groceries.
 
Cashews and vodka?
Oh.
 
Pop-tarts, condoms, mascara, milk, and a mini dustpan and broom. And then I went to the liquor store.
 
Haha, excellent.
 
I don’t think you can usually buy vodka at Target.
 
1:59 AM
S'mores pop-tarts are too good.
You can in a Missouri store.
 
At the drive-through?
 
@tchrist Apparently you can buy alcohol in American grocery stores, but I don't know to what extent.
 
But this corncake lives in Kansas now.
 
There is no properly drinkable alcohol in Canadian grocery stores.
 
Same with Missouri CVS.
 
2:00 AM
Closest thing you can get is probably vanilla extract.
 
It varies substantially by state.
Here Target sells only no-alcohol beer, or maybe near-beer. I don’t go near it.
 
Yech.
Beer is icky.
 
Well, yeah.
 
Missouri is Sodom and Gemorrah compared to Kansas.
 
2:01 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I thought they killed him.
 
KCM != KCK
 
KCK is another story.
Greetings, he who is both shiny and new.
 
But they are undeniably next to one another.
 
KCK is very unlike the next county.
 
2:02 AM
Ah.
 
KCK is HoneyBooBoo land compared to Johnson County.
 
I have rather bad news for you.
It snowed pretty heavily here today, with 3-5" coming tonight.
 
cries
checks weather.com
 
Maybe Max will take it.
But I doubt it will go his way.
 
It was supposed to be close to 70 by Friday.
 
2:03 AM
We're getting 5-10cm on Friday night.
 
It is going southward.
 
It will be 60 tomorrow and 70s the rest of the week. This has no bearing on the snow we’ll be getting tonight.
 
We never have spring, only a big tug-of-war between summer and winter.
 
actually goes to pour wine
 
2:05 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Eh, it'll probably melt a few days afterward.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Red or white?
 
Oh Lord, I was last in Overland Park something like a quarter-century ago.
They’re wrong. There is a 100% chance of precip, because it already happened.
 
all the way from Missouri.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Hmm.
 
pours glass of imported apple juice
 
2:09 AM
@Mahnax oooh
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I'm just making a crack at how I'm too young to drink, I'm not actually that classy.
 
@Mahnax apple juice is tasty, though.
I would like some fancy apple juice.
 
@Mahnax What, you’ve never had an offer of being drunk? :)
 
Some apple juice is better than others.
 
I guess we’ll just have to let you age in your bottle a bit first.
 
2:11 AM
@tchrist I never said that, but… I'm not allowed.
I mean, my dad lets me have a drink once in a while, but nothing enough to get me even remotely intoxicated.
 
There are more parses in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in thy philosophies.
 
Yeah, OK.
Look to the lady.
 
Always.
She’s the one with the bottle, after all.
 
Kit told me that I'm too young to look to the ladies. C'est la vie.
 
Well, there goes 50% of the populace.
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Q: I thank to you for good introduction

A FI thank to you for good introduction. is this correct sentences?

I see the sun has risen on the Orient.
Now, where are those extra close reasons?
 
2:15 AM
These ones?
 
Well, those would be a good start, but this one, somehow, seems to cry out for something sterner still.
More like: Are you out of your mucking find?
Wow, neither censor nor spellchecker rebelled on that one.
 
Oh, that was clever.
Heh.
On an unrelated note, I got three hours of sleep last night, and I feel like I'm about to fall off the earth, despite my two hour nap.
 
@Rob We got a new Close reason for your list.
 
Oh, please repair to your restroom then.
 
2:18 AM
Also, la vie.
 
I'll just wait for the caffeine to kick in.
 
Well, resting room.
From the apple juice?
 
Nah, I had a weird drink of some sort that I found in the fridge. It's caffeinated strawberry lemonade.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Quoi?
 
Sounds foul.
 
Wasn't so bad.
 
2:20 AM
@Mahnax you told me to c'est la vie, so I obliged.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Ah, OK.
 
Isn't there some html for horizontalScrollBarNever?
 
Hm, how does Yoichi get this one so confuso? He usually does much better:
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Q: Can the word, “Deceiving” stand for “Positive”?

Yoichi OishiI was puzzled with the line, “(President Lyndon Johnson’s) appearances can be deceiving,” in the Washington Post’s (April 2) article titled “President Lyndon Johnson did indeed attend an Easter Egg Roll” with a photograph showing President Johnson at an Easter event at the White House on May 7, 1...

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Here’s Old Man Winter’s fickle finger flicking your way (although I guess it won’t get there):
That blue a lot further east than I’d been expecting.
 
@tchrist jeebus.
I'm going to kneecap Old Man Winter.
 
Don’t trust the lacunae to my immediate west. They probably aren’t there. So to speak.
 
2:27 AM
Seriously, why is there a horizontal scroll bar?
 
Because Microsoft people are FITH.
 
No, on my site.
 
Oh.
Width issues.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Do you have things with fixed widths that add up to more than the width of your screen?
 
2:29 AM
If you want me to look, I could try it?
 
Are you not specifying things in percentages?
As soon as you get into pixels, all bets are off when people resize their windows.
 
@tchrist in some places :x
 
Well, then an arbitrarily narrow window can always be constructed that will trigger the horizontal scroll bar, no?
 
If you ctrl + mouse wheel all the way down, there's still a bit of a scroll. :{
This site is totally not ready for prime time
 
I See.
I’m staring at the HTML, but don’t know how div works well enough when you have pixels involved.
 
2:36 AM
Something interesting: on div#logo, if you remove the text-align:center; you end up with text off-screen.
Which has to do with the left:-250px;.
 
@Mahnax My original logo was just [kp], and I haven't really dealt with that yet
This started life as a test site when I was learning from my udemy course.
 
All men are drama queens, huh?
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A: Is there a word that describes a person who constantly exaggerates?

jadeall the male species (men) (drama-queens)

 
Ohh, I see how this works.
 
Kind of, um, not nice.
@Mahnax Tell tell tell!
 
2:42 AM
The image is pushing the <ul> out of the blue bar at the top.
Haven't solved the problem, just an interesting side note.
 
Ah.
 
I would like more hours in the day, pls.
 
Fixed it!
div#nav has a left:581px on it.
 
@Mahnax true. I wanted it right-aligned.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Hm, lemme see.
 
2:47 AM
I'm thinking of making a stacky right-hand nav instead, though.
Home
Services
About
Contact
 
So what you can do is give the <ul> a margin-left:60%;.
 
good ol' H-SAC.
 
That makes the nav buttons right-aligned.
 
OIC
okay, I thought right-aligned would mean the side of the window, but the width of the div they're in is not that wide
Or something.
Thank you!
 
After my little tweaks, this is the result.
I'll delete that in a second, btw.
 
2:51 AM
!
Tweaker.
 
Hee.
 
Guh, I am tired.
 
BTW, I really enjoy the code comments in your stylesheet.
/* was 481px omg change this to make it relative to the picture's right edge */
Hehe.
 
omg omg omg
 
@Mahnax :D I wondered if those came through.
 
2:54 AM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Also, if you want the buttons to be rounded in Webkit as well, you could add some -webkit-border-radius and so on.
I see the style is applied in Firefox, but not on Chrome.
There's one for Opera, too.
I think.
-o-border-radius, or something.
 
O_O
I did this class last summer, and sort of walked into the woods regarding HTML and CSS.
So I've stared at this stuff and most of it came back to me.
 
Last year I did a Web Design module in Communications Technology and they recommended that you set up the different parts of a your website with a giant table.
I almost cried.
 
Funny enough, I look at it most in Chrome.
A giant table!
 
I think I sent an e-mail to the instructor about how it instilled bad designing techniques in students early on. No response.
So it goes. The world probably has more than enough web designers anyway.
 
3:01 AM
shrugs
 
 
7 hours later…
10:02 AM
@tchrist WTF covers that as well. Economy, my friend. Two reasons should suffice to close any bad answer on this site. Think of Socrates and his cup.
 
Hello.
I was just thinking about you.
 
Moi?
 
About how you think women cannot be funny.
 
I think some women can be funny.
 
!
Like Maggie Smith?
 
10:05 AM
?
Maggie Thatcher.
 
Oh, she was funny...in other ways.
 
Margaret Smith is a six-time Emmy Award winning standup comic, actor, writer and producer. Originally from Chicago, Illinois, Smith is known for her deadpan and often acerbic delivery, reminiscent of Eve Arden. She was a writer and producer for The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Her first book, What Was I Thinking? How Being a Stand Up Did Nothing to Prepare Me to Become a Single Mother, was published in 2008 by Crossroad Publishing. A reviewer at Book Apex commented: :What Sedaris, Lebowitz and Dave Eggers should aspire to. Margaret Smith is a one-of-a-kind comedian. Her off-kilter worldview and ...
This Maggie Smith is funny. Seriously funny.
> My favorite Margaret Smith-ism goes something like "I saw my mother today. (long pause) It's okay, she didn't see me."
She's like the female Steven Wright.
 
10:33 AM
@Robusto Haha.
Anyway, I'm shocked you find a woman funny!
> When I came home, I realised I didn't like the blouse: I just liked the music they were playing when I bought it, so I went back to the store. Give me the money and I'm going to get the tape.
When I didn't get what she was going to buy, I realised this was from the '80s!
Although the audience's haircuts are a dead give-away.
Okay, she's funny.
 
11:22 AM
@RegDwighт Congrats on hitting double-digit golds.
 
11:38 AM
@Cerberus I like the part about the dressing room. The punch line was so funny she almost cracked herself up, and had to start over. I've seen Steven Wright do that too, but he kept his deadpan expression; he just turned around, back to the audience, for about fifteen seconds while he composed himself.
 
Yeah that was funny to watch.
I was amazed that she could even continue after her composure had broken.
I couldn't.
 
@tchrist Yes.
 
@TRiG Jaded, much? :)
 
@Cerberus BTW, she has a very distinct Chicago accent.
 
@tchrist Well I know I am.
 
11:49 AM
Ah, projection.
 
@tchrist Probably.
 
@Robusto It is distinct all right!
Although I wouldn't be able to tell from which area myself.
Though not the South.
 
12:24 PM
tides
 
I asked my first question here today ;p
 
I saw it. I almost closed it.
But then, it was you, so I reconsidered.
 
If its that bad, its fine to close it ;p
I don't demand special treatment
 
@tchrist oh.
Oh!
Yeah baby yeah.
 
You worked so hard for that last one, too.
 
12:38 PM
For the famous question?
 
^^
thats a hard one to get
 
I'm working hard on a Steward. But Famous Question comes for free with every question.
 
That’s why there are a zillion of those for every other gold on ELU.
 
@JourneymanGeek Not bad, I'm just not convinced it's on-topic.
 
@RegDwighт Hm, anybody I know? :)
 
12:39 PM
@KitFox: its mainly a grammar issue, I just like to give context
 
Yeah, that's why I reconsidered.
 
Even Anderson Silva has a Famous Question, for the origin of cum.
So much for that.
 
Pretty hard to stomach, eh?
 
Nah. Except as a double-entendre.
Cuz as I was saying, it's a given that anyone with X questions will end up having less (@Kit) Famous Questions than anyone with X+1 questions. So I know that I'm no match for anyone with more questions than the 32 that I have.
Steward, on the other hand...
 
What?
Oh. I had to read that three times to make sense of it.
> Exposure to television and video games was associated with greater attention problems.
 
1:07 PM
I wonder what proportion of late answers to old questions with lots of views from rep=1 first posters get up getting deleted. It seems to be a really high one.
I don’t have the tools at my disposal to figure that out, but I really do wonder about it.
 
Stupid snow. It's April FFS.
 
@tchrist: wouldn't be suprised if its a lot
 
1:23 PM
Morning @Mr.Shiny.
 
@KitFox good morning
 
@KitFox I have new snow from last night down to about 100' above me, but it has melted at my level. I’m under an ice cloud right now. April is tied with November for our second snowiest month; March of course is first.
 
@KitFox You have snow? We have none here.
 
Scattered flurries. Big flakes.
 
We have sunshine.
And frost is now really over.
It's 7 degrees.
Feels like 4.
I wonder why it always feels like colder?
 
1:36 PM
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Q: What is the origin and meaning of the term 'Chubby Chubs'?

SoulzI have this expression stuck in my head and can't figure out where I've heard it. I think it can be a term of endearment for 'plump babies'. But not sure if it has any other connotations because of the terms 'chubby' and 'chub' being linked to the gay scene. These are the only references I fou...

Candidate for a WTF.
 
Ayup.
OFFS:
A chub is an overweight or obese gay man who identifies as being part of the related chubby culture. Although there is some overlap between chubs and bears, chubs have their own distinct subculture and community. There are bars, organizations and social events specifically catering to this subculture, which allows members of the community to socialize with each other and develop social networks. In the last several years, large regional social events have developed. They often feature pageants much like beauty pageants but more sexual in attitude in which titles are given to winners, li...
I want to unsee that.
I want to unknow that.
 
Thanks for sharing your misery, though.
 
It lessons the pain.
 
@Cerberus wind chill
 
I thought a chub was a kind of fish or hard-on or something.
 
1:40 PM
I thought it was a fish.
Chub may refer to: Fishes * Any one of a number of ray-finned fishes in several families and genera. In Europe, the term "chub" usually refers to the European chub (Squalius cephalus). Other fishes called "chubs" are: In family Cyprinidae * Bigeye chub, genus Hybopsis * Creek chub, genus Semotilus * European chub, genus Squalius * Flame chub, Hemitremia flammea (a monotypic genus) * Flathead chub, genus Platygobio * Hornyhead chub, genus Nocomis * Lake chub, genus Couesius * Least chub, Iotichthys phlegethontis (a monotypic genus) * Leatherside chub, Snyderichthys copei (a monotypic gen...
Doesn’t Squalius cephalus sound like some Monty Python skit out of The Life of Brian?
Chubby-chub sounds rather like Chupa-chups. I’m pretty sure this is simple reduplication.
Chupa Chups® (/ˈtʃʌpətʃʌps/; Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtʃupaˈtʃups]) is a world wide registered trademark. It was originally used on a lollipop and now is a popular confectionery brand sold in over 150 countries around the world. The brand was founded by the Spaniard Enric Bernat in 1958, and is currently owned by the Italian multinational corporation Perfetti Van Melle. The name of the brand comes from the Spanish verb chupar, meaning "to suck". History In the early 1950s, Bernat worked for an apple jam factory called "Granja Asturias". After he broached the idea of making lolli...
 
1:59 PM
There was a guy here who opened a place called "Club Chubby."
In the place that used to be my regular hangout eons ago.
I shudder every time I think of the name.
Who would think that's a good name for a club?
Well, except that he was a morbidly obese coke head.
 
Chubby Checker (born Ernest Evans, October 3, 1941) is an American singer-songwriter. He is widely known for popularizing the twist dance style, with his 1960 hit cover of Hank Ballard's R&B hit "The Twist". In September 2008 "The Twist" topped Billboard's list of the most popular singles to have appeared in the Hot 100 since its debut in 1958. Early life Ernest Evans was born in Spring Gulley, South Carolina. He was raised in the projects of South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where he lived with his parents, Raymond and Mrs. Eartle Evans and two brothers. By age eight Evans formed a st...
 
@KitFox Maybe it was a club for morbidly obese coke-heads.
 
That's what I'm saying.
 
In which case it's an appropriate name
so more proof that my wife is the best: Yesterday when I went down to my office I found this under my keyboard: rebrickable.com/sets/76004-1/…
 
Yeah. Still grosses me out. Either it means 'club for fat people' or it means 'club for partial erections' or most likely 'club for fat men with partial erections' and all of those are pretty negative in my mind.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Happy birthday!
 
2:07 PM
@KitFox it isn't even!
Really that kit is just an excuse to get a venom and spidey fig
 
Even better!
I just realized that my profile is out-of-date. Gasp!
 
@Cerberus: Notwithstanding your excellent and nuanced response to Yoichi's question about the difference between gay and homosexual, I would like to point out that, having appropriated the word gay in such a way that it can never be spoken in its former meaning without a snicker, the homosexual community now finds itself victims of a newer version of the word which means "lame" or deficient in some way. Having gone on the record as pro offensive speech, how do you feel about that?
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@KitFox That's a good one too. a nice small kit with a couple good hero figs.
 
I like the blue color too.
 
@tchrist His job was to check chubbies. What's the big deal?
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Q: How do you say:

user41760How do you say: Even with all that is covered, the price to adopt is still much lower than the price is at a pet store, in a better way than what is already said?

I say it "closed"!
 
2:12 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 My little son loves the Iron Man minifig.
There, I think I got all the new ones added.
Oh wait, no. The big son got a book with LEGO in it. I can't remember what it's called.
Mommy wants the Sith Fury-class Interceptor for her birthday.
 
@KitFox My son just got this for his birthday
 
Oh, I really like those.
We have a bunch of the Super Hero Squad ones.
 
He insists that the grey dude is Superman. Despite having spent the weekend at his grandparents house where he has a spidey vs rhino placemat.
 
Hahaha.
 
And despite having just the other day watched Superman III while playing with an old-school Superman action figure that used to belong to my brother.
Oh well.
 
2:16 PM
It's fine. He's just playing.
 
He's inherited the "I'm always right" disease from his father, I think.
And his mother.
 
My eldest got this for his third birthday, I think:
 
yeah my son has that one too.
 
He played with it for years, now the little one loves it.
No box love. Bummer.
 
I think this particular family of toys is the go-to gift for his uncle to buy at christmas/birthdays.
 
2:18 PM
It's pretty good. We've got a lot of the SHS and also the Star Wars ones.
They are a nice size and very durable.
 
They have withstood literally years of play.
 
I feel like my kids have too many toys that they don't play with.
 
We're going to have an intervention with Gramma soon about toy purchases.
 
(says the man with 34824 lego parts)
 
2:22 PM
Things like new lego, art supplies, etc are OK. New guns, new equipment, new hex bugs, not OK.
Because you can make stuff with the former. The latter get played with and then not.
 
heheh my daughter has so many art supplies that even she can't get through it all
we are actually returning some that she got for her birthday (thank gods for gift receipts!)
 
Well, the idea being that he's encouraged to use up the art supplies so he can have the thrill of getting new stuff.
We don't have a lot of that kind of thing, but he was tremendously occupied with Lego in March.
 
yeah. She needs no encouragement, but she makes so much art at daycare that by the time she gets home she doesn't want to do it anymore. also most of her supplies are slow-use stuff like pencil crayons.
she does go through paper pretty fast.
 
Is she practicing her scissor skills?
I didn't realize that was a kindergarten readiness thing until recently.
Oh, an uninventoried set on rebrickable. I suppose I could inventory that.
 
@KitFox She's pretty good with scissors. I think they teach them that in daycare.
oh, and remember last week I mentioned toilet training, and how my son was off diapers, even at night? Well, we ran out of pull-ups for my daughter, and she decided she didn't need them anymore, so now they're both diaper-free.
I guess the idea that her brother was night-time trained before she was was insulting
 
2:32 PM
Wow. envy
 
Hello, can someone tell me what this means: "In his day, thousands of people were rushing to California to search for gold." -- what does In his day mean here?
 
@TheoneManis During the time that he was alive.
 
Oh!!!!!! ok
thank you very much
 
I should go. woik calls.
 
@TheoneManis It can be more specific. Like "In my day, we used to walk to the corner to get the school bus." would mean "when I was a kid."
 
2:34 PM
Yes, I've heard that.
 
And not to be confused with "back in the day" which just means "sometime in the past."
 
ok. I am already making a note of all this. :)
 
Actually, you can tag those other expressions with "back" as well and the meaning doesn't change. "Back in his day, thousands of people..."
That might help you remember the meaning. Or it might confuse you.
 
It helps.
 
In this case, day substitutes for some generic time.
 
2:38 PM
Well, what do we know today.
 
Nothing. As usual.
 
Good. That means you're not responsible.
 
But I'm very responsible!
I have children!
In my day, we didn't have these fancy-schmancy chatting rooms. If we wanted to talk to strangers, we'd hitch up the wagon and go to the next town over.
 
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Q: th followed by an s sound

SpatzWhat is the correct way to pronounce such complicated combination of sounds when not pausing for breath? As an example, how would one pronounce something like "The Eighteenth century"?

I deliberately didn't vote to close this because of Lawler's answer.
 

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