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10:00 AM
For some reason they don't count energy in the CPI here. Which is dishonest.
 
What is the CPI?
 
Consumer Price Index.
 
oh! thanks
 
In Germany energy is the factor that drives up the CPI the most.
Try to exclude it, and you'd be on the brink of deflation.
@Robusto it still means that in German and Russian.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Interesting.
So now that France has a socialist president, I heard Merkel saying, "Hey, no more money. You're cut off."
 
10:07 AM
> CPI annual inflation stands at 3.5 per cent in March 2012, up from 3.4 per cent in February. The largest upward pressures to this change came from food, clothing and recreation & culture. Partially offsetting these were downward pressures from electricity, gas & other fuels and transport. The CPI stands at 122.2 in March 2012 based on 2005 = 100
that's in the UK
 
Proof that America has emerged as the best country. If NGrams say it, it must be true.
 
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A: What is the longest palindromic phrase?

kendo"Go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog!" -Jon Agee

 
@Robusto yeah, but y'er yella
 
@MattЭллен Who you callin' yella, fella?
 
I do wonder, what made him think we might need that answer, fifteen months after Kosmonaut posted (and the OP accepted) "There is no upper limit to how long a palindrome can be"?
 
10:10 AM
lol
 
The other answer by a 1-rep user is hilarious.
 
because it was in his head, so it must be important
 
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A: What is the longest palindromic phrase?

FEMI AGUNBIADEWhat of these common ones that I came across? Madam, am Adam and Able was I ere I saw Elba. (attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte)

TIL that Napoleon Bonaparte spake English.
 
It was his favourite language, because French is too hard to learn
 
@MattЭллен French wasn't hard to learn for him. He just couldn't pronounce it.
 
10:13 AM
because of his short lips?
 
I dunno. The Corsican mafia probably thought it too effeminate.
 
Pronounce is hard. That's why proverbs got invented.
 
I'm very pro-verb myself. Go. Eat. Drink. Digest.
I'm going to go Mahlzeit now.
 
All my verbs are pro.
 
No. Those are just the tips.
 
10:15 AM
I think we should start using the English equivalent of Mahlzeit, mealtide.
 
Goddamn, I will never send flowers again. 40% of my email comes from the stupid online flower place.
 
Or we could reinterpret the mahlen as mahlen, then it would be the milltide.
 
I prefer maultide.
 
Watch out! The milltide is coming.
 
Did you look that up in a millipedia?
 
10:16 AM
@Robusto That's Darth maultide to you, buddy.
 
Stop throwing darths at me.
 
Darth, darth, darth. Ich lieb dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht. Aha.
 
Anyway, mealtime for realtime now. Laters.
 
@Cerberus: Hope you're not still mad at me. Sorry I was rude to you yesterday. I just thought I was being funny.
 
10:28 AM
@Robusto OK accepted. It wasn't a huge deal, but I was very tired. Should have shrugged it off.
Isn't this weird?
It's your language too, you know.
 
Well, I guess that since WW1 Americans have become more interesting
or, at least, they've written more
 
Only about themselves?
Never about their language?
 
@Cerberus Have you met Americans? ;)
 
Rightt...
 
10:31 AM
@Cerberus not never, just the same amount as before
 
I also wonder about the English surge around the American Revolution.
 
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A: Is "my wife and I's" correct, or should it be "my wife's and my"?

CescaI speak Queens English with recieved pronunciation, and can tell you that in fact, mine and my wife's dinner is what I would say, or perhaps, my wife and I's if I were speaking informally with friends.

Someone should start writing Queen's English with received spelling.
 
Also, I never knew that received pronunciation was popular in Queens.
 
That's what I was thinking.
 
10:33 AM
I think it's a mix, like he was raised on RP, but raised in Queens
 
How is that possible?
I mean, who would live in Queens?
 
His parents tried to get him to speak like them, but failed
@Cerberus the King of Queens?
 
Haha.
 
The owl is really crazy.
My graph proves it.
 
10:34 AM
Me? I isn't taking them drug's.
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A: Can "me, too" be used to reply to a negative statement?

CescaMe too is fine. Saying "Me neither" sounds silly :)

A hot streak.
Bah, the other answer is not extremely helpful, either.
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A: Can "me, too" be used to reply to a negative statement?

htoip"Me, too" will be clear, but I believe the pronoun should be "I." You could say, "I, too, can't understand . . ." Another option that might sound better is "Nor I."

 
so, happiness peaked in the English writing world around 1825
it has been in steady decline since
 
Haha.
This is a mixed bag.
 
Well that's because most contemporary books are about French bread.
 
Haha.
 
10:53 AM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I can't help but wonder if this one knew that "me neither" was the correct answer and was pulling his leg. He does have a smiley after it. Another natural response would be, "same here."
 
I think this is conclusive
all tramps are becoming vampires
 
Odd, very odd.
 
Haha, weird.
 
11:02 AM
@Cerberus I've switched to American. More taste, less filling than other languages. Colour me purple.
@MattЭллен No. It means that after a big burst of popularity, tramps have fallen to new lows, overtaken in the popular imagination even by vampires. Obviously, the vampires have a new publicity agent.
 
@Robusto Sir, I believe you are in the wrong room. American.Stackexchange.com is for you.
 
@Cerberus I already hang out there. It's a members-only club, so it's double secret.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Oh, except for the fact that the same guy's response here is wrong, particularly after the accepted expert answer.
 
See? Books are still way more popular than movies or the Web.
 
on the other hand, in English
 
11:08 AM
@MattЭллен Everyone knows the English have film on their teeth. So that query is invalid.
 
@Robusto but they are declining. Try adding ebook.
@Robusto lol
 
@Robusto lol
 
@MattЭллен Cheater.
 
11:09 AM
@Cerberus how are cheaters going to make sense in that graph?
 
I see a lot of downloading preceded World War One.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I like it.
@Cerberus spoil sport!
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 That was the French who stole Elsaß-Lotharingen.
 
film is a mass noun referring to films
it's totally not cheating
 
11:13 AM
Movies are better than films. Movies move. Films sit still in cameras. You can't even see them!
 
that would make my life in film very uncomfortable
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Your camera uses film?
 
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Q: How to say I'm good at self teaching myself?

user1202136I am trying to fill the skills section of my CV and I am looking for a word saying "I'm good at knowing what I have to learn and self teaching it myself". Also, what is the best EuroPass CV section to include this in? Social skills and competences Organisational skills and competences Technical...

@SpareOom I don't know, as I can't see if from the outside.
 
I'm good at self teaching others
 
That'll self teach you!
 
11:15 AM
I'll self learn you some respect
 
That'll learn you?
 
Oh really? you don't seem too sure
 
@MattЭллен Yes, I'm not sure it would be accepted. Btw, has anyone asked formally when people started using that phrase? I'm a bit curious now. Or do people still use it (purposely)?
 
@SpareOom I don't know about seriously. My family still use it in jest
 
@MattЭллен It just dawned on me that I hadn't heard it in ages.
 
11:21 AM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Wait, we have a tag? No, we don't. No tags in chat.
 
It's very old, but who knows whether in jest or not. The spike in the 70s might be when it was used in jest.
 
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Q: Do 'Excerpt' and 'Excerption' imply to each other?

Carol HardinCan Excerpt and Excerption replace each other in a particular sentence and give the same meaning? For example, there are two sentences: He presented excerpts from William James' philosophical writings. and He presented excerptions from William James' philosophical writings. Do both these no...

"Imply to", huh.
 
@SpareOom aye. No way to tell. It could be similar to how lend means borrow in some dialects. e.g. "Can I lend your mower?"
 
@MattЭллен Or can you borrow me your mower.
 
quite!
 
11:28 AM
@MattЭллен I didn't realize that was a dialect, actually.
 
Also, why do people write Excerpt? Is One form of emphasis not !!ENOUGH!!?
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Just be thankful we can't do underline as well.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 To get your attention.
 
it's never enough.
 
@Robusto or highlight.
 
11:29 AM
lunches
 
It makes the page pretty! ;)
 
@RegDwightB8: So Killik58 left the faction. I forget, was he a contributor?
 
Hi
 
Hello
 
@Robusto no idea. Perhaps @Vit has the latest stats.
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Q: How to properly build the "article is <some words> deletable/creatable?" question?

user502052I have a minimum limit number, 1, a maximum limit number, 10, an "entity", article, and a question whose answer should state (one between true or false) if the number of current articles exceeded the minimum limit or the maximum limit of allowed articles, .... Technically speaking, I'm trying to...

So this nonsense got him 26 reps so far. Way to go, ELU.
And I have read it again. And all the comments, too. And I am a computer programmer who has studied CS and maths. And I still don't understand it.
 
11:43 AM
13 hours ago, by Robusto
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That's the very question that inspired me to create the new close category.
14 hours ago, by Robusto
Someone just handed us a mess. And if it's not a mess, it'll do till a mess gets here.
 
11:56 AM
No, people do not understand your question. I see one person who keeps guessing at what you might mean. And that person was among those who voted to close. And your comments on his guesses are even more confusing. Rather than telling us whether or not a particular guess was right, you keep asking us right back whether or not it was right. We'd really like to help, but so far the only thing we can tell for sure is that "article is original 'deletable'?", "article is ultimate 'deletable'?", "is the exceeded 'deletable'", etc., are all ungrammatical gibberish. — RegDwight ΒВBẞ8 25 secs ago
This shall be my last comment on the matter as long as he can't be bothered to click the "edit" link.
 
@Matt Yay! I see it! For really real!
 
@KitFox yay! me too, finally :D
I had to delete the old avatar, for some reason
 
That was one powerful robot.
 
indeed. a dangerous foe
 
@MattЭллен I think it was merely misunderstood. We made no attempts to reach out to it, understand its needs and motivations. Shame on us.
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Q: Bachelor thesis or Bachelor's thesis

OndrejDuring my final year at university, I wrote what I though was a "bachelor thesis". Right before printing it I stumbled upon several documents stating the name "bachelor's thesis". A couple Google search queries later, I could not find any info whether both of these terms were correct. (Here we do...

Bachelor thesis topic: "Why marriage sucks."
 
12:00 PM
@Robusto it was chasing me, trying to shoot me with lasers! I think its intent was clear
 
Sorry about that.
 
@MattЭллен I still think that's open to interpretation. Many people often chase you and try to shoot you with lasers. That doesn't mean they don't love you.
 
It's true.
I have been thinking up a story idea about it since yesterday.
@Robusto This is a dupe.
 
Really?! I will want to read it (^_^)
 
12:02 PM
@Robusto I thought we had the same question about Master's thesae's somewhere, but alas, either it's gone or I'm misremembering.
 
LASER: Love Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Romance.
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@MattЭллен Well, stories take much longer to write than they do to think.
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Maybe bachelor's degree?
 
@KitFox indeed.
 
@KitFox almost.
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Q: Is there an apostrophe in a master's degree?

daveThe question asks it all really. When referring to a master's degree, do you use an apostrophe or not? That is, is it "a master's" or "a masters"?

 
There it is. You just had to find the right tab in your browserae's.
 
12:05 PM
@MattЭллен Which is to say it might not actually happen.
 
But shall we call that a dupe? It isn't quite.
 
In the case of robots, the LASER acronym should be Love Amplification by Simulated Emission of Romance.
But simulated love is better than no love at all.
 
Truly.
Charts, charts, I hate charts. I absolutely, positively hate these charts.
 
what about tarts?
 
12:09 PM
 
I see no problem with charts as long as it's Jack White topping them.
 
Charts are winning.
 
@Robusto more like have won. OVER 9000 ago.
 
imagines Jack White topping
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Mmmmm ... Jack White Topping ... Saluting your Solution™ since 1998.
 
Interesting factoid about topping Jack White...
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 The jury is still out.
 
Yes, yes. Lionel Richie. He's awesome.
 
Hm, Jack White now sings in German? Or with such a thick accent?
 
12:13 PM
Jack White only beat Lionel Richie by two places? Wah!
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 You're the one who likes your audio dubbed.
 
Lionel Ritchie's album has a weird word at the title, therefore it gains points
 
@Robusto I'm afraid Lionel Richie could be #1 or #2 German Albums.
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Q: Boilt or boiled

MonicaWhich word should be used here; 'boilt' or 'boiled'? When the mother came home, the dinner had already been boilt/boiled. I know that prepared/cooked/done are correct options, but I had to underline in my sentence that it was 'boiled'. Should I remove 'the' before mother? Thanks

I think she's looking for "When the mother came home, the dinner had already been spoilt".
Who boils a dinner? And why?
 
Never heard of those chicks.
 
Jack White is under two women
 
12:16 PM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Your oilt your car but your strategy was foilt by the distributor, which coilt in the corner like a snake. And then you soilt yourself.
 
I quite like Lana Del Rey. I don't know the other one
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Irish people.
 
I am serious.
 
I am serious.
 
I am about to comment that you just don't boil dinner and close it.
 
12:18 PM
Also, Spartacus.
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 So you've never heard of boiled dinner then?
It's a traditional Irish meal.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Well, more proof that you're a pineapple. In England, they always boil their dinners.
 
First time I hear that.
 
But isn't it a gen ref? Or is "boilt" still in use?
 
Well, if it's Irish then "Wan Modder kem howwm, dinner wuz aalready boilt"
 
12:20 PM
@MattЭллен don't forget to capitalize Modder.
 
That's the worst Irish accent I've ever read.
 
Boiled. (Yum, boiled dinner.) And if you remove "the," then you should capitalize "Mother." When Mother came home...JLG 2 mins ago
 
Well, I'm pretty bad at Irish accents
 
See? Boiled dinner.
 
Seriously you are collectively trolling me. Right? Right?
Boiled dinners and capitalized mothers. I quit.
 
12:20 PM
New England boiled dinner is the basis of a traditional New England meal, consisting of corned beef or a smoked "picnic ham" shoulder, with cabbage and added vegetable items, often including potato, rutabaga, parsnip, carrot, white turnip and onion. When using a beef roast, this meal is often known simply as corned beef and cabbage even with the addition of other vegetables. A similar Newfoundland dish is called a Jiggs dinner, named for the character in Bringing Up Father. When prepared with a ham shoulder, this meal is often referred to as smoked shoulder. Corned beef and cabbage Althou...
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 It's not something I've heard of, but it does sound Irish
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 You haven't quit until you've RAGEQUIT. We're not impressed.
 
I wrote an Wiki entry just for this purpose.
Finally, my plan has come to fruition.
 
@KitFox There you go. This would leave @Reg boiling mad if he ever came to New England.
 
12:22 PM
@KitFox still not convinced. "New England boiled dinner" is completely different from "New England dinner that has been boiled already".
 
It's making me hungry just thinking about it.
 
That's like saying, "when mother came home, the cream had already been iced".
 
Hahaha!
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 You misspelled boilt.
 
And "ict"
 
12:23 PM
All of you are misspelling boilt. Stop it!
I recoilt in horror from it. Or at it. Or with it. Or to it. It is so bad my prepositions are failing.
 
Bolt is a 2008 American computer-animated adventure/action comedy film produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios, and is its 48th animated feature. It is the first film directed by Chris Williams (who previously worked on Mulan and The Emperor's New Groove) and Byron Howard (who previously worked on Lilo & Stitch and Brother Bear). The film stars the voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, Malcolm McDowell, Diedrich Bader, Nick Swardson, Greg Germann, Susie Essman and Mark Walton. The film's plot centers on a small white dog named Bolt who, having spent his entire life on the set of a tel...
Boilt is the Disney dog.
 
I thought that was a rabbit that was boilt.
@Robusto Geezis. Get that man some whiskey!
And a secretary whose ass he can slap!
 
@KitFox Yes, yes. Please. Finally, someone understands me.
 
See, if I said "an Wiki entry", I would get corrected by Jasper. If I said, "my prepositions are failing", I would get called a pineapple by Rob. Injustice! I am not a happy camper.
 
according to Google images, excluding politicians and avians, all secretaries are hawt.
 
12:27 PM
Have you seen the movie? I mean, duh!
 
Oh, yes :DD
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 There, there. gently unruffles feathers
You are a very pretty bird.
But I thought "an Wiki entry" was funny. Don't you?
 
That's kind of my point. Jasper never thinks anything of mine is funny.
 
giggles That's kind of a compliment, innit?
 
This is what I'm thinking would be a welcome addition to my office.
 
12:32 PM
God damn.
 
That's some screwed-up perspective.
 
greeat. now I need a new screen
 
That's my sister-in-law.
And my husband needs to make a speedier recovery. I think my pants might catch on fire.
 
BTW, for all you pineapples playing along at home, "Slap my ass and call me Sally" is an American expression of surprise or bewilderment.
@MattЭллен Have you tried moist towelettes? They clean my screen nicely.
 
Yeah. I can totally see how 14-24-34 would bewilder the hell out of people.
 
12:34 PM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 It's a wide-angle camera, Leica boy.
 
@Robusto whut? No I slapped the monitor, and it broke.
 
Haha
 
@MattЭллен See? You're doing it wrong.
 
such is life
 
Oh cool, people don't get Matt's jokes, either. That's some consolation.
Then again he's my sockpuppet.
 
12:36 PM
That's totally my sister-in-law. I'd recognize that ass anywhere.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Stop forcing me to admit I don't get Matt's jokes by dangling the carrot of implied coolness in front of me.
 
@KitFox your sister in law has a fine booty
 
@Robusto I'm not dangling anything.
 
@MattЭллен Mmm-hm. If only she were into that kind of thing.
She's way hotter than the narcissist-soon-to-be-ex sister-in-law.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 That's what she said.
 
12:38 PM
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Q: Word choice for my sentences

MonicaI had to choose most suitable words in these sentences, could you check them? In almost each of them I think that all the options are correct. This translation will be fiished/done/made in a few days.(I think all the three are possible) Will this work be done/finished/made next week?(Same here) ...

 
And of course it's . Just to kill my day for good.
Sad jinx.
 
best choice of tag
 
Should I tell you I had a really hot dream about you? Would that cheer you up?
 
because it's a question about words
Yes! oh you mean reg
 
12:40 PM
Or everybody. Sure. I could do that.
 
What women think of when you say booty ...
 
Booties for Cabbage Patch dolls?
Boötes?
The virus-shaped constellation?
 
@MattЭллен , you're it.
 
What I think when I say booty
 
12:41 PM
Yarr!
 
@MattЭллен Well, that too.
Hamlet: , , .
 
What's the matter?
 
I gotta commute. Cyaz later.
 
Bai!
 
12:42 PM
CU
 
Good goddess, I need a cold shower or something.
 
Too many fantasies at once?
 
Just too much.
 
Cold showers don't help, silly. That's what the nuns always do wrong. It's hot showers that work.
Cold showers are actually physiologically stimulating.
 
@KitFox here, this should, uh, ruin everything
 
12:47 PM
I misread that as widow. As if it needed further creepiness.
 
Yeah. That helped.
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 That made me literally spit coffee all over my desk.
Which is why it took me so long to respond.
I think I need some homefries. brb
 
Well I guess that's because "window" didn't quite make sense to me. (And still doesn't.)
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I got this image after searching for "window licker"
 
oooookkkkeeeeeeyyyyyyy.....
 

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