he's that guy, the one you vowed to kil. He insulted your family and your dog

Welll shrug. I could understand if he sulted them, but insulting is not a crime.

N'oubliez jamais.

Yeah I have been watching Web Therapy for an hour.

I feel very sarcastic now.

what is it?

You know Phoebe from Friends?

She is a Skype therapist now.

I watched that awkward black girl you showed us

Oh God, she must be 60 by now.

Actually she looks pretty great.

@Cerberus interesting

@MattЭллен Ah, yes. Did you like it? I liked the first episode, when I posted it here so enthusiastically. But then it gets a bit soap-opera-like.

Her name is Lisa Kudrow BTW. Her name is Lisa Kudrow BTW. Her name is Lisa Kudrow BTW.

But Web Therapy is fantastic.

Why U call Phoebe funny names?

@Cerberus I didn't like the first episode, I thought it got better as they (the actors) got less awkward (about acting)

She is the most callous "therapist" you have ever seen.

Yeah right, cuz Lisa is so funny and Phoebe is not.

@MattЭллен Hmm oh...

but, yeah, it's very soap opera

Phoebe is very funny.

If you don't like Phoebe, don't watch WTh.

@Cerberus Tungsten Thoride?

"So Mrs Wallice, what are your credentials? Where did you study?" — "At Hardvard Business School." — "Oh, I didn't know they taught psychology." — "Well, it seems you are having control issues. Is that possible?"

@MattЭллен Web Therapy.

oh!

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Don't be just average. Aim higher. You could be extremely average.

lstudio.com/web-therapy/an-old-flame-1-of-3.html

Highly recommended.

@Robusto better extremely average than extremely underage.

I've watched the first two seasons, and it is consistently strong. At least 80 % of the episodes I have enjoyed very much. Each one is only 6 minutes or so, by the way.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I disagree in that. My motto is "Too old".

@Cerberus That's not an episode. That's a seizure.

@N3buchadnezzar of course someone called Nebuchadnezzar would be all into "too old".

What are you, 5000?

@Robusto Well, would could consider it 1/3 of an episode, because, during the first season, each storyline takes three episodes.

If these are minute mysteries, then they might be 18/3 of an episode.

Her sessions take up a "3-minute hour" each.

634 – 562 BC

@Cerberus you sure it's not just one episode with two commercial breaks?

There are no breaks.

Just individual videos that you can click.

I mean, with you not having a TV I am not sure we can spill the beans to you about there being such a thing as commercials. The shock might kill you.

None.

I block commercials.

That's not very humane of you.

Commercials are also people.

It is.

> You are aware that there's this thing called television, and on television they show shows, right?

Best to put people out of their misery ASAP.

> As Tim Minchin informs us, birth control is not an Americanism, though I did know it tasted like horse piss. I never!

quickmediasolutions.com/flack/…

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 All Commercials are equal, but some are more equal than others.

If you make enough dollars you don't have to make sense at all. Cf. the Kardashians.

Well, I guess you are the wrong crowd.

It's social humour.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Awesome.

@Cerberus Reg is well aware of socialist humor. As in, there is none.

Exactly.

@Robusto she's with Kanye West now, no? That says everything. If anything still needed to be said.

Seems more like communism humour.

Everything still needs to be said.

I guess you are more like the crowd for the Big Bang Theory.

God I can't type.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 No triple pings after lunch, please.

Here are a couple prophylactical pings: @Rob @Rob @Rob

@Robusto so that only leaves us with during lunch.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Also, you can use "a couple" to mean ~2, for which 3 qualifies.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Yes.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Haha, you said "prophylactical" ... want some pineapple juice with that? Oh wait, you don't need any.

It's a valid English word. Unlike @Robusto.

good night

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 No. You are wrong. Again.

CU

Laters @Matt.

@Cerberus NO! NO BIG BANG THEORY! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

@Robusto except it's in every dictionary that I check.

@MattЭллен Night!

Why am I even doing this?

Pffft.

You wanna talk to pineapples? Go spend some quality time on the main site.

That miserable TV-series-shaped object comes on at the same time as Community and it's retarded.

@Robusto I said that like when the Big Bang went off, or at least the period of time between the two is insignificant compared to the time elapsed since I said that.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 The adjectival form you hear most often is prophylactic. I don't care what your commie dictionaries tell you. They were made for communist pineapples.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 We need to cut him some slack.

Oops, I mean give him some leeway. Sorry.

@Robusto I know that. And I am tired of telling people that.

He's going under the knife tomorrow, so he's nervous.

@Cerberus C'mon, everyone knows The Big Bang Theory on TV is more popular than that, what, 13-billion-year-old one?

Well no reason to put my under the knife today.

In fact I'm not a huge fan of the series.

I'm not nervous.

Right.

@Robusto but it's recorded in front of a live audience!!!! If you don't believe me, ask on Reddit!!!!!!!

And it's a knife, saws, chisels, and all that other shit.

Oh, goodness.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Maybe it is, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a canned laugh track.

It is a bit superficial. It has certain fun jokes, but it's not super.

@Robusto I dare you to say that on Reddit.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Why are you trying to get me to have even more bad habits?

You will not live to see the chisel Gisele.

Gisele? German pronunciation?

There's a German pronunciation?

It's a French name.

By the way, I'm going to ehm better acquaint myself with your relative, @Rob.

In you-know-where.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I heard it with a hard /g/: gee-ze-leh.

Though of course I already am a fan.

@Cerberus Der Österreiche?

@Robusto well what do you expect of puns?

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 More.

Yes.

Although I must admit I had to look it up, hehe.

@Robusto he's long dead.

In case that wasn't obvious.

@Cerberus So selbstverständlich wie eine Linzertorte.

Can't remember the gender of Linzertorte, sorry.

H. and the K. will be interpreting him for us.

Every Torte is feminine.

Or the spelling, either. Maybe no "e" at the end.

@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Even the gay ones?

That is the first thing that goes, btw: noun genders. Because noun genders are stupid. Nouns don't need to breed. We have enough frickin' nouns already, ferchrissakes.

And neuter nouns can't even do that. Sheesh.

@Cerberus "Er hätte uns prüfen sollen."

Hätte?

Oder was?

@Cerberus What the committee that vetted him for his organist job said afterwards. Also appears on the monument they made to him.

Ah.

That's nice.

I didn't know much about him.

Well, it's funny because they were being all stuffed-shirt about it beforehand. (Like you ever encounter stuffed-shirtiness in a Germanic bureaucracy.)

Mighty like a rows.

@ClarkKent Consider it a gift.

@Robusto German bureaucracy? What a lovely pleonasm.

I mean, look at our Führer Angelo...

It's so incredibly easy to pick on someone who's both Russian and German. Like God's gift to bullykind.

@Cerberus Out of the mouths of babes dogs.

When I'm not drooling.

Well this is fun and all, but Ima call it a day.

Good luck @Robucop.

And night all.

A pineapple a day leads the doctor astray!