English Language & Usage: Multi-Layered Discourse Room

Matt Ellen Д

3:00 PM

@KitΘδς :D but also :O

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Indeed. I put on the wrong white tank top this morning. I wasn't paying attention and it was kind of dark.

Matt Ellen Д

d'oh

KitΘδς

At least I'm wearing a bra.

Matt Ellen Д

phew!

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Um. I'm trying to remember if I've said it before. I'm reluctant to declare my associations. Let's say it's a university-level educational institution.

And I'm affiliated with it, not really working there.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:03 PM

@KitΘδς That's all I was wondering, the age of the students there.

To gauge how your dress might or might not affect your work there.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Old enough to make me crazy just walking to lunch.

Matt Ellen Д

:D

I get that walking around the city centre in term time

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

'nuff said, I think. :)

which reminds me, I need to light a fire under my chinese class... we're disorganized this year.

KitΘδς

Teaching or learning?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς I'm learning. But I'm also the one that has, historically, organized the class including herding the teacher and students and getting the room booked.

KitΘδς

3:06 PM

This salad is wholly disappointing, no matter how I abuse it.

:-(

Matt Ellen Д

:(

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς Man, that's true of so many things.

Man, I've been saying "man" a lot today.

Matt Ellen Д

no amount of forking stimulates it?

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@MrShinyandNew安宇 it's your go to interjection!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattEllenД Yeah but man bores me now.

or, "man".

Matt Ellen Д

oh man! what're you gonna do?

KitΘδς

3:15 PM

@MattEllenД I've tried forking, putting oil on it, and swallowing before I can really taste it, but nothing's working.

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@MrShinyandNew安宇 How about dude?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς er... that's best used when you're totally shocked by something. Dude! or maybe "duuuuuuuuuuuude"

Matt Ellen Д

Ah, @Kit, you put a smile on my face :D

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς try imagining a more stimulating salad.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Dude, whatever.

@MrShinyandNew安宇 I think that's the rub. I want taco salad, not this pathetic excuse for greenery.

@MrShinyandNew安宇 What about "Woman" instead?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς Maybe you need to dress it more exotically.

KitΘδς

3:21 PM

Well, it's eaten now. Most unpleasantly. Next time, I'll try russian dressing. Perhaps something a little more rubanesque will pique my interest.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς I think it needs to be only one syllable long.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 That does make it more challenging.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς We'll see what happens as the day wears on.

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 what about were? It means man, as in werewolf. It could become a new fashion!

KitΘδς

Huh. I can't believe I have overlooked that until now.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

3:25 PM

Matt, remeber this passage?

Matt Ellen Д

The other side being wo- as in woman. I like it, the last vestiges of a word

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

"Hey! more spaggeti please!"
"And bring some more eggrolls while your at it!"

Matt Ellen Д

Not specifically, but Goku eats a lot! Which ep is that in?

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

I don;t remeber, type "And bring some more eggrolls while your at it!"! in Youtube. It is as famous as Its over 9000! memo.

Matt Ellen Д

lol. Ah, good times :D

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:28 PM

@MattEllenД etymology online says that "woman" is from "wifman", that is, "wife man"

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

this is funny as hell @Matt.:

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BTw, who is that blond guy right next to piccolo?

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 I was going from this video

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

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When Vegeta has his moments, he has his moments. XD

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 so yes, I agree

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Oh, and last video:

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Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:35 PM

@MattEllenД Wow that video was both informative and really cheezy

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 This is why I like them...

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД I want to have sex with her. Is that wrong?

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς it's the natural way to feel, I believe

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς Maybe we should invite her to this site. For promotional reasons, of course.

Matt Ellen Д

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Ha, yeah Vegeta can be a right clown!

hulloo! @Jasper :)

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

3:39 PM

Yo @Jasper.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes. I think I should watch that video again, just to be certain that she's an expert.

Then I may need to go home and self-flagellate.

user19161

@MattEllenД Boo!

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Boo!

Matt Ellen Д

runs away!

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

...she has weriod accent.

user19161

3:41 PM

I think I will keep this avatar for a while, though that's what I always say...

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū She reminds me of the Romanian girl I used to have a crush on.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@Kit you are a girl, right?

Just askin.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Last time I checked.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Don;t get offended..

ok.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū I don't find that offensive.

I'm also blonde and 35.

user19161

3:43 PM

A heterosexual can have crushes on people of the same sex too.

user19161

That is my theory.

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Really? How interesting.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@Jasper I prayed to God today weather if you will manage to keep you avatar for 30 hours. he did not answer, yet.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς really? blonde? For some reason I assumed your hair colour was the same as your avatar's.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 What would that be? Reddish brown, maybe?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:44 PM

@KitΘδς Yeah

user19161

I mentioned before. As long as you don't want to have sex with sb of the same sex you are considered straight, even though there can be attraction.

KitΘδς

I thought @Matt was Californian because he is blond.

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū All of yours are cute.

user19161

I just went out and told my friend about this wonderful site and all the people here.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Cuase all of mine is anthro.

user19161

3:45 PM

My friend thinks this room is very dramatic and he wants to make a film out of it.

user19161

In particular I told him about a few people and he laughed really hard.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@Jasper inclusing me, right?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@JasperLoy Here's my theory: There is no such thing (in practice) as pure "heterosexual". There's a spectrum (it might not even be a linear spectrum), and everyone falls somewhere along it. And then society tries to cram everyone to one side (pure hetero).

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Fliming this roon IS a good idea.

Matt Ellen Д

plus I have the great looks of a hot Californian surfer ;)

user19161

3:47 PM

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū I'm sorry but I forgot about you then.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattEllenД Duuude! And the vocab!

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Well, your avatar is pretty hot. And I don't even go for blonds.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

I have good looks of asian, IF my hair is wet.

@jasper Le Gasp

user19161

@MrShinyandNew安宇 That is what I think too. Romantic minds think alike.

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Duuuuude

KitΘδς

3:48 PM

@MattEllenД But I doubt you can back that in reality. I mean, cartoons always make people look really good.

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς indeed

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Yes I believe. Kimchi dudes are handsome.

Matt Ellen Д

my cartoon only looks really good

user19161

@KitΘδς You can see his photo on his website.

KitΘδς

I don't need to ogle @Matt to appreciate him.

Matt Ellen Д

3:49 PM

ack! no! I'll be unmasked as a fraud!

user19161

I will try to take a photo of myself by the end of this year. That will also be the time to make certain confessions to certain people.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@JasperLoy If there was one person in this room that would know where to find a pic of another member, it'd have to be you, Jasper :)

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς ((hugs)) thanks. You're the best :)

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД You're just saying that 'cause I showed you my boobs.

user19161

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Ya, I just told my friend how I found two photos of one person (shan't say who) that look different, and how I tried to figure out what the person really looked like from those two photos.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:51 PM

@KitΘδς what?

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς honestly, I don't have a clear memory of that :D

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

really?

user19161

@KitΘδς No offense but I was not attracted to your boobs at all.

Matt Ellen Д

I remember it happened, but I'm not sure I saw it happen

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy I wouldn't expect you to be.

user19161

3:51 PM

@MrShinyandNew安宇 She did flash some boob pics here, clothed of course.

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД You are sooooooo transparent.

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς nonono! that's not what I mean!

gawrsh

user19161

@KitΘδς I am straight, just to remind you and everyone else.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 I don't think I actually officially claimed them as mine though.

@JasperLoy Yes, so you keep saying.

user19161

@KitΘδς It's true, you know I never lie in this room.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:53 PM

@KitΘδς whew. Because I had this impression of you being a good little girl, completely pure, and wholesome, and chaste.

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Oh right. You were hammered, weren't you?

user19161

@MrShinyandNew安宇 She can be that and still flash boob pics.

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 I should face punch you for the phrase "good little girl." That's a big, shiny red button that says "DO NOT PUSH." But I forgive you, because I know you don't mean it.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

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KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Could be, but I'm not.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

3:54 PM

@KitΘδς Ah, well, I mean no offense. I was being sarcastic.

user19161

@KitΘδς Good is subjective anyway.

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς I do have a vague recollection of what I think is a black an white photo, but it was there for a short time only and I probably was drunk

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

It doesn't seem to matter If it doesn't seem right, 'Cause will have not bought me fortune I still cry alone at night

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Me too.

user19161

@MattEllenД That should be the one. I did not save it though.

user19161

3:57 PM

I initially thought @matt was gay but he is not.

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Not even a little?

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@Kit why don't you like being called "good little girl"?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū do not push! can't you read?!

user19161

@KitΘδς I doubt it.

Matt Ellen Д

lol

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

3:58 PM

2Mr. Shiny no, i cannot.

So, why not @KIt?

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū I dislike condescension, unless I'm the one administering it.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

stands back

user19161

But there are two people here whom I think are bi, shan't say their names.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

whats condesecension?

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy gasp Really?

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Gen ref.

user19161

3:59 PM

@KitΘδς Yes I think so.

Matt Ellen Д

My sexuality you say? That old thing? It's not so important in a chat room.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

I'm hetro....

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД I'm pretty sure it's important only for the people with whom we're having sexual relations.

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς exactly my thoughts

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū You're a kid and not sexually active. You don't know what you are yet. Give it time.

user19161

4:00 PM

@MattEllenД It's important for people who are hitting on other people.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Well, the thing is, I already decided.

Matt Ellen Д

@JasperLoy aye, but I wouldn't do that in a chat room

user19161

@KitΘδς Don't further confuse him then.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū ROFLCOPTER.

You've "decided." Well, good then.

user19161

@MattEllenД Looks like I am the only fool doing that then.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

4:01 PM

whats roflcopter???

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς I second that. You can think you're sure then realize you were wrong later.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū It's LOL xInfinity.

Matt Ellen Д

@JasperLoy I would never call you a fool.

user19161

@MrShinyandNew安宇 That's what happens in other situations in life too.

user19161

@MattEllenД Because you are one too!

Matt Ellen Д

4:02 PM

@JasperLoy aye, that I am!

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

besides, even If i wanted to be somethign else later on, I can't.

user19161

@MattEllenД Hurray, two fools here!

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū You can.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū That depends on what you are and why you are that way.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

I can't.

user19161

4:03 PM

Anyway we should not be confusing @chaos anymore.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū It's not a matter for wanting or deciding. It's just who you are or aren't.

There's nothing wrong with being who you are.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

nah,

user19161

@matt I declare that I will make the explicit revelation to the person concerned by the end of this year.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς I agree but add that a big part of who you "are" depends on you accepting who you are. So maybe you aren't what you should be. If I'm making any sense. Anyway, with time you can grow to accept or deny what you should/might be, and that can change who you are. And that acceptance or denial might stem from a choice.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

???.???

user19161

4:05 PM

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Let's not confuse the kid.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Syntax Error on line 1 near ???.??

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@JasperLoy It's a confusing topic! People need to feel ok with being confused. That's not a bad thing.

Matt Ellen Д

@JasperLoy Time is on your side. Make sure you're making the right decision.

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū You'll understand better when you are older and really start making your own choices about your life.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

??? deltree echo off square root -1 syntax error, syntax error, deleating useless info.....

user19161

@MattEllenД Understood. End of the year would be long enough. Waiting too long is not a good idea either!

Matt Ellen Д

4:08 PM

@JasperLoy Yes, that's true.

user19161

@MattEllenД Of course it will all be done via email, not here.

Matt Ellen Д

of course!

user19161

@MattEllenД I hope by then you have good news on your side too! Then we can all have a Merry Christmas!

Matt Ellen Д

@JasperLoy We'll see, although I have no fear about a Merry Christmas. I'll spend it with my folks, so it will definitely be good.

aedia λ

I lack the time necessary to catch up on this incomprehensible mess, so here.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

4:13 PM

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Matt Ellen Д

@aediaλ yay! thanks :)

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@aediaλ nice

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

2aedia Wow!

user19161

@aediaλ That looks lovely!

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Your shift button is not working.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

4:17 PM

@Jasper unfortunatly, I have to press it harder then other shift keys. I miss having thick keyboard...

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 spot on (apart from the sun, this is the UK after all)

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattEllenД Yeah, he's in the UK but from Australia.

user19161

Oh dear, Pacerier is back again!

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 yeah. I am a little envious of our antipodean cousins with regards to weather at Christmas

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattEllenД really? I'm glad that I can have the summer, which is awesome, AND christmas, which is awesome, and that makes 2x awesome. Plus my birthday is in the summer, so it's even more awesome.

Matt Ellen Д

4:20 PM

I like to have Christmas, I could do without winter though :D

is this on topic?

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Q: A word for a form of government that governs itself

Let us suppose there existed a society that was governed not by people but rather by a comprehensive set of rules, and whereby each person voluntarily followed those rules, and executed punishment on themselves in accordance with those rules if they violated them. What word would describe this fo...

single-word-requests

I can't tell

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattEllenД There're even a bunch of xmas songs that deal specifically with the desirability of snow at xmas! I always wondered, do they just not sing those in Australia?

Matt Ellen Д

@MrShinyandNew安宇 :D maybe ironically!

user19161

There's no snow here, mostly rain during Xmas.

user19161

The rain can be quite romantic too.

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Let's ask @JSBngs.

Matt Ellen Д

4:24 PM

yes, I'm sure @JSBngs will know!

user19161

@MattEllenД He's busy filming the next Bond movie.

Matt Ellen Д

:D

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

I can;t wait for Sonic generations!!

aedia λ

@MattEllenД We could try to heave it over to Philosophy.se instead, but I'm not sure they'd want it.

user19161

@aediaλ Sounds more suitable for Politics SE.

Matt Ellen Д

4:26 PM

@aediaλ probably not. Mr. Shiny and New's answer seems to cover it, so it can stay

KitΘδς

You will learn someday that wherever you are and whatever you face, these are the people who make you feel safe in this world OK, I'm crying at my desk, thanks Mr. Shiny.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@kit thanks as in sarcasm?

user19161

@KitΘδς hands Kit tissue

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū I doubt it.

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Thanks.

user19161

4:35 PM

I guess there are no Muslims here? It's Hari Raya Puasa now here.

KitΘδς

Is that the same as Eid al-Fitr?

Matt Ellen Д

@JasperLoy Happy Tuesday!

@KitΘδς yes, according to wiki

oh, it's the end of Ramadan!

user19161

@KitΘδς Yes, by Wikipedia.

KitΘδς

Oh. We don't have many Muslims here, but I thought Ramadan was usually in September.

user19161

Eid ul-Fitr

Eid ul-Fitr, Eid al-Fitr, Id-ul-Fitr, or Id al-Fitr (عيد الفطر ‘Īdu l-Fiṭr), often abbreviated to Eid, is a Muslim holiday that marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting (sawm). Eid is an Arabic word meaning "festivity," while Fiṭr means "breaking (the fast)". The holiday celebrates the conclusion of the thirty days of dawn-to-sunset fasting during the entire month of Ramadan. The first day of Eid, therefore, falls on the first day of the month Shawwal. Eid-ul-Fitr Salat (Namaz in Persian) is a Wajib (obligatory), Sunnah muak'kad (strongly recommended, just short of ...

Matt Ellen Д

4:38 PM

I remember some colleagues at the place I used to work would be eagerly awaiting Eid all through Ramadan :D

KitΘδς

Maybe they were bellicophagists.

Matt Ellen Д

Ramadan is in the 9th month of the Islamic calendar, which is not the same as our calendar

@KitΘδς I think so, yes :D Chicken Friday was always fun.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

TODAY IS MJ'S B-DAY!!!!!

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД I know, silly.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Wish I could be in birthday party...

Matt Ellen Д

4:41 PM

@KitΘδς oh! sorry, I didn't read you tone of voice

KitΘδς

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū You know he's dead, right? It wouldn't be a very fun party.

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

@kit search youtube of last two partys.

KitΘδς

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Ah, right.

Who could ask for more?

@MattEllenД tickle

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς giggle stop that! :D

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Oops, sorry. Did I violate your personal space?

aedia λ

4:45 PM

It seems kind of morbid to party for dead guys' birthdays, now that I think about it.

user19161

@MattEllenД I din't know online tickles work.

aedia λ

But I've never complained if I got a day off work or school.

FallenAngelEyes

@JasperLoy Teledildonics?

KitΘδς

Heh. You said "dildo."

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς no, we're just in public ;-)

@JasperLoy if I'm not expecting them, they can leave me very tickled

user19161

4:47 PM

@FallenAngelEyes I had to look that up! You seem to be an expert in this...

user19161

@KitΘδς The male equivalent of dildo would be the "fleshlight".

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Hmm. I suppose it depends on what you consider "equivalent."

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Billy Jean theme plays

user19161

@KitΘδς Ya, that is just the name of a product. I seriously considered getting a "fleshlight" but decided not to.

KitΘδς

A sock with some lotion will do just as well, and you can launder socks in public without grossing people out.

Matt Ellen Д

4:50 PM

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū sings Billy Jean looks like my brother! Whoever heard him say we have the same mum? The kid is making fun.

JSBᾶngs

hello ELU

Matt Ellen Д

hi @JSBngs :)

JSBᾶngs

i'm glad to see that our conversation is keeping it classy as usual

FallenAngelEyes

@JasperLoy Haha, knowing it exists != being an expert

user19161

@KitΘδς I just use a towel and the pillow usually.

KitΘδς

4:51 PM

@JSBᾶngs Hey, I'm here. That tells you everything you need to know.

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς You're a classy dame, that's to be sure

JSBᾶngs

@KitΘδς indeed.

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy That seems to be unnecessarily complicated, but I'm not an expert.

user19161

@FallenAngelEyes OK, though I have a feeling you are also an expert. >_>

JSBᾶngs

Ramadan, for those who were asking, can be any time of year

KitΘδς

4:52 PM

@JSBᾶngs Not true. It is a specific time of year.

JSBᾶngs

the islamic lunar calendar is not aligned with the solar calendar, so the holidays slowly cycle through the solar calendar year

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitΘδς It's a specific time of the Muslim year

The Islamic calendar isn't 365 days long

KitΘδς

@MrShinyandNew安宇 This is what I'm saying. I'm poking fun. It can't be any time of the year.

JSBᾶngs

@MrShinyandNew安宇 right, but the month of ramadan can fall literally anywhere from Jan to Dec

KitΘδς

That's like saying Easter can be any time of the year.

Matt Ellen Д

4:54 PM

It's Easter now!

nom

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Christmas everyday! Present for everybody!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@JSBᾶngs yeah, that's what I meant. I was trying to clarify.

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД Damn. Must have sexual relations quickly!

user19161

@ChaosGamerΕΛΥēelū Kimchi for you!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

I failed miserably, I guess.

Matt Ellen Д

4:55 PM

@KitΘδς Well, you're at a co-ed institution. Just stick you arm out the window!

JSBᾶngs

@MrShinyandNew安宇 yes, good. i didn't read everything

FallenAngelEyes

@JasperLoy Hey, I'm not the one talking about what I usually use for self-pleasure!

KitΘδς

@FallenAngelEyes That's my fault for laughing when you said dildo.

user19161

@FallenAngelEyes I see you noticed. Perhaps I am an expert in self service, since I have never been serviced by others in any way.

KitΘδς

@MattEllenД But I'm on the third floor!

FallenAngelEyes

4:56 PM

@KitΘδς Dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo.

KitΘδς

@FallenAngelEyes giggle snort

FallenAngelEyes

@JasperLoy You are... incredibly honest, sir.

JSBᾶngs

Jasper is working hard to unseat Kit from the TMI throne

user19161

@FallenAngelEyes Pillow pillow pillow pillow pillow

KitΘδς

@JSBᾶngs Really? Do I overshare? I'm sorry; I thought I was being entertaining.

JSBᾶngs

4:57 PM

@KitΘδς oh, you're definitely entertaining

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

Theme for Who is it playes

KitΘδς

@JSBᾶngs Th...thaa...nks?

Matt Ellen Д

@KitΘδς then I guess you have to call out and hope that being upstairs tires out the unattractive ones before they get to you...

FallenAngelEyes

@JasperLoy Touché!

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

*I Gave Her Money
I Gave Her Time
I Gave Her Everything
Inside One Heart Could Find
I Gave Her Passion
My Very Soul
I Gave Her Promises
And Secrets So Untold*

KitΘδς

4:58 PM

@MattEllenД OMG! Great idea!

user19161

I discovered all these self service methods myself. I am very proud to say that.

KitΘδς

@JasperLoy Everyone always thinks they're the one who invented it.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@JasperLoy rolls eyes

ChaosGamer ΕΛ-Υ ēel-ū

And She Promised Me Forever
And A Day We'd Live As One
We Made Our Vows
We'd Live A Life Anew
And She Promised Me In Secret
That She'd Love Me For All Time
It's A Promise So Untrue
Tell Me What Will I Do?

And It Doesn't Seem To Matter
And It Doesn't Seem Right
'Cause The Will Has Brought
No Fortune
Still I Cry Alone At Night
Don't You Judge Of My Composure
'Cause I'm Lying To Myself
And The Reason Why She Left Me
Did She Find In Someone Else?

aedia λ

@JasperLoy You know, in New Jersey, full service is standard and self service isn't allowed.

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