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Kit
5:04 PM
Well, this place is deserted. I suppose I'll have to start posting Billy Idol videos again.
 
I didn't get to watch shuttle launch. Waah.
 
Kit
Here's some Jennifer Tilly to take your mind off it.
How she keeps her bosom in that dress is beyond me.
 
Oh my. That is amazing.
 
Kit
Yup.
I guess all the boys are in the secret War Metal Tyrant room.
So I can tell you about my really awesome new foundation garment.
It's fabulous, makes my breasts look like they did when I was sixteen.
The worst part is, I've had this little bounce in my step all day and it's very distracting.
 
Exciting! Is it at all comfortable though?
 
Kit
5:11 PM
Makes me want to chase women.
Oh, yes, that's the best part. It's terrifically comfortable.
It one of them there Invincible bras from Vicki's Secret.
(It's not Invincible. I can't remember what it's called. The new one.)
 
@Kit That is always the bad part about finding clothes that suit you, especially undergarments... suddenly you start looking around you carnivorously.
 
Kit
I probably should stop fondling my breasts at work as well.
That could be very awkward.
@aedia Does make me feel better about the +2 sizes since last I populated my wardrobe. Of course that was about four or five years ago — pre-children and pre-pregnant.
Do you like David Tennant?
 
What kind of question is that? Everyone likes David Tennant!
 
Kit
It's a sin how much I want to eat this man alive.
 
Ooh, I've never seen this. So cute.
 
Kit
5:27 PM
I'm afraid he if were reading my bedtime stories, I wouldn't get much sleep.
 
Jez
it's a sin how much i want to torture that man to death
 
Kit
@Jez Ah, jealousy rears its ugly head.
 
Jez
hardly
i just think the new Dr. Who is shit and he was awful
one of teh most overrated actors of all time
 
Kit
I used to have a lover that looked like David Tennant. Missing the accent, but hottest sex I've had ever.
@Jez But really how do you feel about it?
Come to think of it, I used to have a lover that looked like Jennifer Tilly. Missing the charming lisp, but also the hottest sex I've had ever.
 
Jez
so he was a transexual?
 
Kit
5:35 PM
No.
 
Jez
had to have been
logically
 
Kit
How so?
 
Jez
unless the man simultaneously looked like Tennant and Tilly
 
Kit
Or unless I had sex with them both at the same time.
Which is far more plausible.
 
Jez
not anatomically possible
would be for 2 men and a woman
 
5:37 PM
@Jez careful, your heteronormativity is showing.
 
Kit
Or a man, a woman, and a woman with a strap-on, if you are that limited in your definition of "have sex with."
 
Jez
i'm happily heteronormative
 
Kit
There also exists the possibility that I was making contradictory statements for the purposes of humor.
 
Jez
mmmm, i have fantasies about women-with-strap-ons-on-women
 
Kit
They make porn for that.
 
Jez
5:38 PM
no doubt
i dont need it, my brain is amazing
 
Kit
Reality is pretty amazing too.
 
Jez
if you have the luxury
 
Kit
See, isn't this better than War Metal Tyrant?
@Jez Luck is more like it.
 
Jez
whom are you addressing
 
Kit
Or money.
@Jez Who are you addressing? ☺
And everyone.
Which right now is me, you, and aedia.
 
Jez
5:41 PM
actually is it 'who' or 'whom' are you addressing?
 
Kit
Who, I would think.
To whom are you speaking?
 
Jez
isn't it the object?
 
Kit
It's a direct object and not an indirect one?
I'm a bit hazy on it.
If only there were a site we could search on the Interwebs that might have an answer.
 
Jez
ugh
'interweb' is the most annoying purposeful-mistake i've heard
I want to smack House every time he says it
 
Kit
"Whom" sounds all wrong to me without a preposition.
@Jez House?
House, MD?
 
Jez
5:43 PM
yup
 
Kit
Ah. Another show I rarely watch.
 
Jez
i don't much these days
 
Kit
I love that guy, what's-his-nuts, Hugh Laurie?
 
Jez
yup
 
Kit
But the mysteries are kind of dumb.
I prefer something that I actually have a chance of figuring out.
And I have a medical background and everything.
 
Jez
5:44 PM
 
Kit
Oh, Stephen Fry is just terrific as well.
The two of them together is killer.
 
Jez
:-)
 
Dreaded w-o-r-k in the way of my chat, ugh. I do love Hugh Laurie, though.
 
Jez
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
 
Kit
Have you seen this one?
 
Jez
5:49 PM
yup
 
Kit
Did you post it before? Was that you? I thought it was very funny.
 
Jez
probably was
"let me explain, expand, expound, and exposit"
haha brilliant
 
Kit
"it's the warm, wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy"
nappy is diaper, right?
 
Jez
yep
 
Kit
Did he say immolument?
What word was that?
 
Jez
5:55 PM
lol i'm not sure
 
Kit
At 6:48 after "breasts, tumble ... "
I have never heard that word before.
 
Jez
there's also this:
a fantastic testament to some of the entendres in English
 
Kit
Argh. Misuse of "straight up." Makes me nutty.
 
Jez
mis use?
 
Kit
2 days ago, by Kit
So I grab that little fucker by the lapel, pull his pimply little face to mine, and say "Why the fuck would I want my whiskey chilled, shaken, and strained into a up-glass?"
I know it was for the double entendre, but he really meant "neat."
 
Jez
6:04 PM
i don't get it
 
Kit
Straight up = chilled, shaken, and strained into an up glass
Neat = with nothing done to it
Love the cheesy whatsits line.
 
Jez
what's the problem again?
they're spelt Wotsits ;-)
 
Kit
Wotsits making notes
@Jez Fry asks him if he wants it straight up, but really he means neat.
At least the way he is preparing the drink would indicate that.
 
Jez
heh i see
 
Kit
BRB
 
Kit
6:25 PM
"chocolate hobnob" Ha!
@Reg Are you guys hanging out in the War Metal room?
 
6:41 PM
It looks like everyone left the War Metal room, so it doesn't exist anymore. Or something.
 
Jez
heh
i've discovered a new word in french: "crapoteux"
 
Or maybe it was deleted outright? Did TPTB deem it too far off-topic?
 
Jez
anyone guess what it's a translation of?
 
I'm guessing something to do with excrement?
 
Jez
presse crapoteuse = gutter press :-)
 
6:44 PM
Whoops, gotta go. Stupid work.
 
musicmp3.spb.ru/album/… recommend very much No one in the world can play as fast as he plaeyd. He died from very desease: miocard cancer, 42y.o.
 
Kit
@Martha Reg said he hid it.
 
from very RARE d1esease I meant
 
Kit
disease, yes.
And myocardial cancer probably.
You're from the Theoretical Computer Science group. First one I've met. How do you like that group?
 
aha.... yes they say only abt 2 men died at year from this diseasa @Abt cstheory : a bit stressfull env... I d1on't like them if frankly
 
7:02 PM
@Kit Sure we are.
Just had to coordinate a war.
@Martha You wish.
5 hours ago, by RegDwight
@Kit The boy's [sic] room is still alive and thriving.
 
@trg787 Meh.
Apr 5 at 22:04, by RegDwight
@Fx If you're looking for a decent Soviet music archive, have a look at http://www.sovmusic.ru/english/
 
what's Meh? :)
 
Jez
@trg787 I'm indifferent / I don't care / That's boring
 
Meh is "да ну"
 
Kit
7:06 PM
@RegDwight Well, so how do I get into the boys' room? Or am I not allowed?
 
Jez
"Soviet music archive"??? Wow, that's a new one.
 
@Kit I'd have to grant you access, yes, but do you really want that?
 
Kit
@RegDwight Yes. Please?
 
People do keep asking for @Martha, though.
 
aha....... of course sometimes music is a ni\uissnce
 
Kit
7:07 PM
I get bored of talking about sex and undergarments. Sometimes war can be fun.
 
Kit
Thanks. Now I feel like part of the crew.
 
Yeah. Right before I went ahead and renamed it into Where The Girls Aren't.
Tough luck I guess. Next time perchance.
 
Kit
@RegDwight Well, I could pretend to be a guy while I'm there.
 
I have an even better idea.
You could pretend to be affiliated with Knight Industries.
 
Kit
7:11 PM
@RegDwight If you create a faction called Knight Industries, I will seriously consider joining.
 
And then I could use quotes from that other room to provide proof for such affiliation in this room.
 
Jez
> German Parliament Backs Nuclear Exit By 2022
 
@Kit Too late, though I would love to. There's no way to rename a faction, sadly.
 
when his CD was issued1 at the West all critics spoke : you accelerated1 records. with such speed1 impossible to play
 
What keyboard layout is it that has a D next to a 1?
 
Kit
7:13 PM
I figured it must be a conversion artifact.
 
Yeah. KOI-8 is like that.
 
Kit
From Cyrillic.
 
Windows 1251 is even worse.
 
Kit
@RegDwight Riiight. That's what I meant.
 
my keyboard, guys, is full of bugs, it's not on purpose
 
Kit
7:14 PM
@trg787 No worries.
 
@trg787 Try Raid.
Also, Kit is not a guy in this room.
 
what's Raid? :)
 
Which reminds me... gotta switch rooms once again.
 
Kit
@RegDwight I'm sure he meant guy in the gender neutral sense.
@trg787 As in "bug killer." He's joking.
 
btw, you mentioned the USSR.... Yes we lost.... but at the time of the USSR was excllent ed1ucation system, as example. Now only looters. All Russia hate Moscow.
 
Jez
7:27 PM
it wasn't so well known for its music, though.
 
it's specific music. Say, free jazz. But not exactly that
 
Kit
7:41 PM
@aedia What, ho, unicorn friend?
 
@Kit Hullo! Finally a moment to breathe. Somehow they think because they're paying me they can ask me to do things. Pfft.
 
Kit
Unbelievable. People, I tell you.
 
How is your bright and fennec-y self this fine afternoon?
 
btw Sergei Kurekhin was dropped out from his musical cshool for systematical truancy
 
Kit
@aedia Cheery.
I think.
 
7:47 PM
ppl, ask me abt the USSR , whatever you like
 
Kit
What did you think of Samantha Smith's visit?
 
Oh!! It was a great sensation here. She liked us very much.
 
Jez
i am soo unhealthy, yanno? tonight i'm going to order a pizza hut Meat Feast, with potato wedges and sour cream and chive dip for starters.
 
Kit
@trg787 We liked her too. Gave her credit for the wave of glasnost that washed over the world after that.
 
@Kit You have just made me feel very young. I felt ignorant, looked in Wikipedia, and now I feel excused for not knowing about that due to my not being alive yet when it happened.
 
7:53 PM
He liked her very very much.....
 
Kit
@aedia Great. Now I feel old.
 
@Kit It's ok, you have awesome undergarments.
 
Kit
When did she die?
Holy crap. 1985.
 
I was a baby then at least.
 
Kit
In a small plane crash with her dad as I recall. Very sad.
She was a Girl Scout, like me. I have a book about her trip to the Soviet Union.
It was because of her that I stopped worrying about the impending nuclear holocaust.
 
7:55 PM
a' typo occurred :: ) We (not he) Guys, we really were amazed
 
@Kit So it says. It does seem really sad. I never heard about her.
 
Kit
Well, that's something that we should teach in schools. Now I have a cause to take up.
Now I'm all teary.
 
Hello again. Can an event 'change things up'? Is it a correct expression?
 
Now, what's Russia? A band of looters and corruptioners.
 
Kit
@vemv Depends on the context. Sounds a little odd.
@trg787 Don't get me started about the utilities and the rolling blackouts. Bunch of bastards.
@vemv What are you trying to express?
 
8:01 PM
Uhm let's see. I try to mean that nothing was the same since X happened...
 
@Kit I don't remember any world events before the fall of the Berlin Wall, and even that's fuzzy. But I saw pieces of it in the Newseum and it made me cry.
 
Kit
So "That party really changed things up; now I'm a crazy drinking person"
Like that?
 
Exactly
 
Kit
I'd be inclined to use "shook things up" instead.
"shook me up" could work, but implies unpleasant, unexpected change
 
I'll pick 'shake' then :) thank you.
 
Kit
8:03 PM
You're welcome.
 
I might say "let's change it up around here and order a different pizza topping" but change up seems kind of... small change ish, to me.
 
Jez
pizza?
pizza
 
Kit
Let's get it started, let's get it started in here...
And so my day ends as it began, with the Black Eyed Peas.
kiss, kiss all, I must depart for my crazy weekend.
 
That's interesting aedia, cheers.
 
I read many English books but can't invent a question abt the language
 
8:07 PM
dirty bit?
 
Kit
@vemv Wait, what?
 
@Kit Have fun!
 
just wondering what BEP were you listening to lol.
 
Kit
@vemv Oh! Right, of course. Um, I wasn't actually listening to it. Just something someone said this morning made me think of it, and now I've thought of it again.
 
@Jez Yeah, you made me want pizza.
 
Kit
8:09 PM
@aedia Thanks. You get some crazy on too, okay?
Get crazy with a slice of 'za!
 
@Kit Don't worry, my fridge is full of beer!
 
Kit
Sweeeet. Now I'm really going.
 
Jez
8:21 PM
@aedia What about spicy potato wedges with sour cream and chive dip?
 
@Jez Mmmm. Stop making me hungry. It's not nearly dinnertime here.
 
Jez
oh, well the ideal time to get hungry then
where is 'here', by the way?
 
Washington DC area, currently GMT -4:00.
 
Jez
heh
that's nearly dinnertime? wow, im on GMT+1 and it's only my dinnertime now
 
Well... Some Americans have a standard evening meal hour of 5 or 6 p.m. or so.
I don't really because I get home rather late, so I usually eat dinner more like 20:00.
But a lot of people here would think that's late for a weekday dinner.
 
Jez
8:27 PM
yeah, that's early by my standard. it's funny, i was reading skeptics.SE the other day that eating within 4 hours (or something) of sleeping gave you nightmares
and basically it was being backed up
i tend to eat way closer to bedtime than that
and i dont get too many nightmares
heck, i even eat cheese near to bedtime
 
A lot of restaurants (other than pubs) might close at 22:00 or so on weekdays so if I want to go out when I get home it is good for beating the evening rush, but I have to be mindful of closing times.
I have never in my life heard that eating close to bedtime gives you nightmares! Ha.
 
Jez
hah, going out to eat is something of a luxury here
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Q: Does eating just before sleeping cause nightmares?

xiaohouzi79In many cartoons and on Sesame Street there are many storylines where a character eats just before going to bed (usually pizza) and they end up having nightmares or very crazy vivid dreams. Normally this ends with another character pointing out that they shouldn't have eaten just before going to...

 
@Jez It is, a bit, here too but as it's just two of us, we live in an only-slightly-overpriced studio apartment, and time is more of a premium, we go out more often than average. Right now I live somewhere I can walk to a lot of places too so that's nice and I want to take advantage of it.
@Jez Ohhh cheese. That's my favorite drunken bedtime snack.
I'm very good about not eating before bed when I'm sober, but I think after a few beers I could eat all the cheese in the house if I'm not careful...
 
Jez
ah, my pizza hut arrived
time for wedges with sour cream and chive dip
 
@Jez Enjoy!
 
Jez
8:34 PM
:-)
 
@Jez Oh, dear. I was holding out hope for skeptics before this. This must be some sort of devious satire...
 
Jez
The problem I have with em is their notability criteria
they copy from Wikipedia, but if it's the same as Wikipedia, couldn't you just look at Wikipedia?
i say they should be willing to tackle less notable claims, urban myths, wives tales, etc
otherwise i struggle to see the point of the site
 
Hmm. A lot of sites specifically address urban myths and stuff too. I don't think it would have to cover all those areas to be viable. And it is ok to require that an author do some work in writing or researching a question -- I don't think that'll kill it.
 
Jez
8:50 PM
what's the point in it then?
 
I think the biggest problem is that it's not at all clear what you're supposed to go there to be skeptical about. Planes? Trains? Automobiles? Cancer? Current news?
 
Jez
i mean even if it tackled claims with very little notability, it would have orders of magnitude less questions than StackOverflow. and SO is fine.
 
Well, SO at least has one domain about which you're supposed to ask questions... You don't go on there asking about whether the Yeti is real, or if pessaries in history were effective, and then in your next question ask if antivirus software works. But all those areas are seemingly ok in the realm of "let's be skeptical."
I dunno. It seems for a successful community you've gotta both create ways to get a lot of questions to be of some minimum quality (notability/requiring research on author's part might do that, maybe there are other ways) and to narrow the scope to something that interests a common group of people.
 
Jez
i go on number of questions
basically, if there are so many it becomes a problem, then start to look at how you can cut down
i predict that there will never be a problematic number of questions on skeptics.SE
Jeff, though, goes on quality of questions
well, 'quality'
which is highly subjective
 
It seems like that's all harder to do for a topic that's not full of... how do they say it? "real, practical problems that you face". If it's our job or hobby we can much more easily make a common scope and agree on what makes a good question.
I think you can do # and quality at the same time
 
Jez
9:02 PM
i dunno. i'm waiting for ELU to run out of questions
at some point, everything is just answered. we just know so much about English. :-)
 
Heh, we'll never run out :P
 
Jez
that's why i think tricky translations are appropriate; much more long-term subject matter
 
Maybe a lot of the English linguistics type questions will be answered and eventually I'll learn the names for all the parts of speech and stuff. I know how to speak and all, but I barely even know what an adverb is. I must have slept through that bit in school.
 
Jez
when you look at French, German, Latin, Chinese, etc. you get an appreciation for how damn simple English is
and it's easier to explain everything about English than most other languages
possible exception of Esperanto
 
It's not that simple. It's kind of yucky sometimes.
 
Jez
9:07 PM
well of course, all human languages are.
but just try conjugating a verb in English, then in French
and see the difference
if you're unlucky, you'll have to remember 3 or 4 forms in English
 
@Jez Je ne parle pas assez bien le français pour faire face à des verbes.
 
Jez
heh
bon pour toi
 
hablo español (pues... hablaba español): voy, vas, va, vamos, van...
 
Jez
yep, English is just easy
 
@Jez It's your native language, though, right? I think it's hard to judge one's native language.
 
Jez
9:18 PM
c'est vrai
 
@Jez moi aussi
@Alain! Bonjour!
 
Jez
@aedia Thanks to you I now find myself watching Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
never mind, it's a good film
 
Hi all. Love you all.
That love's falling on deaf ears it seems...
...
[5 minutes later]
...
Ok ok, just kidding.
 
@AlainPannetier This is exciting. I thought only Kit loved us all.
 
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
...and that's from ????
 
Jez
9:31 PM
are you drunk or something?
i mean i am, so i have that excuse
 
@AlainPannetier Something I've read but I can't remember! Uhh, Lewis Carroll or Tolkien or Mark Twain.
 
Tolkien is right.
 
Jez
ah i forgot how adorable John Candy could be
 
@Jez I haven't seen that in so long. I want to come watch. Eff this finishing work business.
 
@Jez, I know you're drunk. It's Friday night and you live in the UK...
 
Jez
9:35 PM
@aedia haha i was in your place, a few hours ago, remember?
booooo to work
 
@Jez I think Cerberus's forgetfulness has rubbed off on me.
Speak of the devil!
 
@Gigili: Thanks for your tip! But alas I am not on Linux...
Hai!
 
Aloha my tres doggies!
 
@aedia That's only his dog.
 
@aedia Yeah that was a Trojan than came with Easy Drag To Go...
 
Jez
9:38 PM
wtf
Steve Martin says he landed in Wichita, Kansas
but Wikipedia says he landed in Nebraska
o.O
 
Wait, is someone wrong on the internet?
 
Jez
oh no wait that is Kansas
heh, south of nebraska
ok back to film
woah is that Ben Stein?!
 
Whom are we talking about?
 
Jez
planes, trains, & automobiles
ben stein is a guy in wichita kansas making an announcement that the flights are cancelled
and amazingly not talking about religion
 
@Jez What's funny also is A) you're watching a movie while referring to said movie's Wikipedia entry and B) I didn't even notice that until now. Pretty soon we're all going to need third and fourth forms of input to keep us occupied. Oh wait, you're chatting as well. Got that covered.
 
9:44 PM
Oh...
Modern life is confusing...
 
@Cerberus It's a good thing you have several heads to handle it all.
 
Jez
@aedia nah i'm switching between the film and the entry. i'm not that much of a multitasker, particularly when drunk
im already loving john candy. come on steve martin, this guy is friendly!!!
 
@aedia But three aren't quiet enough! They are all empty.
How is the link-dragging going?
And don't forget to save pictures / view them isolated on a new page, by a drag!
 
@Cerberus I have not gotten quiet there yet with the links, as I keep having to use non-wonderfully-pluginified browsers today. But what I have done is set up my text-searching to go four ways so I can search Wikipedia and Wiktionary as well as Google (when I remember which way is which).
It is so much amazingly faster than going up to the search box and changing my search engine and typing or pasting; I don't know how I lived without it.
 
@aedia I know the feeling! Just set Google to up, because that's the most standard direction...
 
Jez
9:57 PM
google have recently added a black bar along the top of the page, which is most unwelcome, though...
 
Yeah I have noticed.
I was a bit shocked, but, then again, it doesn't make much difference...
 
I didn't like it too much at first but I think I've already started ignoring it.
 

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