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2:00 PM
Oh, it still doesn't?
yesterday, by RegDwight
"Amazon is currently experiencing a degradation. They are working on it."
 
Reddit is down again
I will just keep refreshing the page to help get the servers warmed back up.
 
Thank you for your efforts.
Whatcha lookin for on Reddit, I thought I was the only one here to even know that name.
Feb 18 at 21:02, by RegDwight
@Gnoupi: an unholy place where Jeff stole the Orangered Envelope™ from, and where people gather to document in great detail that, why, and how SO has died, will die, and was dead right from the onset. – RegDwight Mar 24 '10 at 15:43
 
F'x
Reddit? Come on, people, it is so 2009…
 
blah blah blah on vinyl blah blah
 
uphill, both ways, barefoot, snow
Mar 2 at 12:33, by RegDwight
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I held an onion to my ear, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
 
2:05 PM
I thought the onion was on the belt.
 
@Kosmonaut Context.
 
Context goes on the belt?
 
Don't they teach you those things in linguistics school?
 
Who are "they"? The onions?
 
This is a level of conversation up with which I will not put.
Have you played Asteroids?
I haven't seen you in that room.
 
2:08 PM
Have I ever played asteroids?
 
Well, if you prefer to answer that question, go ahead.
Where's everybody gone, anyhow?
 
Notice how @RegDwight is constantly quoting himself as if was, like, an authority on anything? I wonder if he does that in his research papers too.
 
I don't research.
Also, paper is soooo 1990.
 
@RegDwight — And yet you can't wipe your ass without it. Well, except maybe in Russia.
 
2:10 PM
They use water in India.
 
I had paper when it was made of vinyl.
 
changes the subject
 
@RegDwight — That's called an enema.
 
@Rob: Hey. Did you not see the performative speech act I just performed?
 
Who the hell is @Hey?
 
2:12 PM
It is he.
 
"Hey" is Dutch for "he" ...
 
Robusto, I would take offense at Cerberus' constantly misspelling you as "Reg" and "Hey".
 
What the...
 
@Kosmonaut Fail whale, artist's impression.
 
2:13 PM
@Reg: People get used to their status eventually.
@Kos: Somehow I think you missed the essence of the fail whale... oh well.
Who am I to resist such cuteness?
 
I just don't want to get pinged every time you wish to talk to the capitalist. And @Hey doesn't deserve it, either.
 
Especially the fins.
@Reggemadoo: I thought people generally craved attention?
Why else are we answering questions.
 
I generally crave hot pockets and beer
 
That, too.
But it is unfair to compare primary needs.
 
Or primary colors.
 
2:16 PM
All I crave is LEGO.
 
@RegDwight It's not lego, but have you ever seen Miniatur-Wunderland?
 
I crave putting in my contacts so that I may actually read what you are saying instead of typing random things I can't even see.
 
@Kosmonaut which one?
 
Ah, the one in Hamburg.
No.
But of course I will be visiting some time.
I've seen 50 hours worth of documentaries.
 
2:18 PM
I went there while I was stuck in Germany during the Eyjafjallajökull thingy
 
Time to go pay a visit myself.
@Kosmonaut Hah. You weren't the only one.
Everyone I know was stuck there at that time.
 
That place was SO WORTH going to
 
Me, I was rather lucky, I only wasted half a day at the Frankfurt/Main airport.
@Kosmonaut So I've heard.
A few of my colleagues have been there.
 
I loved being stuck in Hamburg.
 
Yeah, not the worst place to get stuck in.
 
2:22 PM
We even made some down home American style chili with corn muffins for our German friends
It was really hard to find actual corn meal.
 
Huh? Not that it's extremely popular, but I don't think I ever had any problems.
 
The Maismehl was.... not quite right.
 
Well, America is the corn country.
Everything has corn in it.
 
*Corntry.
Even our words have corn in them.
 
Have you tried coke with actual sugar rather than that corn surrogate?
 
2:25 PM
Sure... of course real sugar is better.
 
I find the difference to be rather striking.
 
I think everybody knows that real sugar is better. It's all a big collusion by Big Corn and the govcornment.
 
Feb 17 at 19:20, by Martha
OWWWW! That's terrible! THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK!
 
Are you talking about @martha?
The same @martha that has a bunch of messages in her inbox?
 
I never talk about @Martha. Even when I do, in fact, talk about @Martha.
The first rule of @Martha Club.
 
2:28 PM
I am pretty sure it is called @Martha Club.
That part is very important.
 
Sorry. A common typo. Also, @Martha.
That having been being had said been, I think I'll go dive into LEGO for a while.
 
Hasta u-lego
 
Oh Mann...
 
Sorry, I should say:
Hast u-lego, @Martha
 
Da muß man erst einmal drauf kommen.
Afk!
 
2:52 PM
THWACK the lot of you
 
3:27 PM
@Cerberus — Stop thwacking off, doggie.
@Kosmonaut: This one seems tailor-made for you:
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Q: Did English ever have a "you" plural?

gbuttersOutside of the dialectical form used in the Southern US, "y'all," has English ever had a plural "you"? If not, how does English get around using this form?

 
I think this has been answered.
 
Slacker.
Oh, you mean it's a dupe? I didn't read it, just the title.
 
i almost voted that one as a dup of the "formal you" question
but instead i just commented as related
they're not actually dups, i don't think
 
10
Q: What does "thy" mean?

kiamlalunoI read a sentence containing the word thy, but I cannot find the meaning of that word. Is it old English, or is it still used?

 
though the answer is the same
 
3:37 PM
That one might be more on the mark.
 
@JSBangs It's so close to a dupe.
I mean, what's next? "Did English ever have a singular form of 'you'?"
 
Good one. I just added some luster to your rep there.
 
Even the wording of the title is suspiciously similar.
Even the gravatars are almost identical...
It's a conspiracy!
 
Also, Carlos is Spanish for "butter"
 
Speaking of conspiracies, did you hear the latest birther conspiracy? It is being alleged that Putin was not actually born in the United States! ZOMG!
 
3:43 PM
@Kosmonaut BTW, the migrated question is thriving.
Not that there are any answers, but a comment and four upvotes.
3
Q: In what book are there advertisements in dreams?

AmberI read a part of a book about a man in a dystopia. Everyone was constantly entertained, but books were forbidden (I think). The mother of the main character was constantly listening to the radio. That's all I can remember.

(It left our site with a -1.)
 
4:37 PM
I read recently that the proportion of the Russian government's budget that goes into the pockets of Putin's clan now amounts to a hundred billions dollars a year.
 
@Cerberus that's what makes putin great
 
(It was in the most respected newspaper of the Netherlands.)
@JSB: Great, or, rather, big and flabby?
I know, I know, old news. Couldn't resist.
 
honestly, for a guy his age that isn't bad
you should see most of our politicians
 
Well I'll leave you two alone then...
But sure could be worse.
 
i prefer honest, bald-faced graft to the covert, sinister lobbyist-and-interest-group vote bribery we get in the states
 
4:41 PM
That is a real problem, true.
But at least in the West something might be done about it.
 
ROFLMAO
 
Hey, we do have elections in Russia...
 
Again, I think I am more of an optimist as regards Western society.
 
And they are no more rigged or useless than the US ones.
 
Is that so? I know Putin is popular...
He is the ultimate Leviathan.
Hobbes would approve.
 
4:45 PM
Well, the real problem takes place before the elections. There simply aren't that many great candidates who are allowed to participate. So you basically don't have that much of a choice. So the elections themselves don't actually have to be rigged. People actually vote for Putin.
 
@RegDwight what you say is remarkably similar to what happens in the us
people actually vote for [insert candidate here], and believe that it makes a large difference
 
I was just in the middle of writing that, JSBangs.
 
Good point—just as the Iranian Council of the Something boycotts most candidates.
In the Netherlands that is actually not the case. The system is very pluriform and new weirdos can quickly gain a significant electorate.
Do you think the British system works more or less the same as the American? The LibDems' rise seems to belie that.
 
In Germany, it's getting messier and messier. There used to be two established parties. For decades. American heritage, so to speak.
 
Righht.
But the FDP has been quite significant for a long time, hasn't it?
 
4:52 PM
Now there are like five established parties, plus almost as many that at least make it into a State parliament or two.
 
You count CDU and CSU as two?
 
@Cerberus Yes, that used to be the third party. Basically, an appendix to the CDU.
 
Duuuuuude, 5 parties in one night?
 
@Cerberus No, actually.
 
Oh, die Linke.
 
4:53 PM
systems that allow weirdos into power are good, IMHO
 
@Cerberus But I probably should, in point of fact.
 
Linke, Grünen, CDU/CSU, Socialists, FDP?
 
Yes.
 
though to be honest i'm pretty cynical about electoral democracy, full stop. regardless of # of parties or systemic details
 
OK.
@Reg: Well that is nothing compared to Holland.
 
4:54 PM
Translation for our American friends: Leftists, leftists, leftists, leftists, leftists.
 
The biggest party gets about 21% of votes here.
 
@JSBangs Yeah well, democracy is the worst system except for all the others that have been tried, yada yada.
 
@RegDwight yada yada, indeed. i think democracy is quite a bit worse than some of the others that have been tried, in fact
 
We have Liberals, Socialists, and Extreme Right as the three largest at around 20% each; then Christian Dems, Liberal Dems, Greens, More extreme Socialists; all these are significant parties. Then we have three more very small parties.
 
@JSBangs Fair enough, but that's why there's no democracy here on ELU. You just do whatever I tell you to do.
 
4:56 PM
@RegDwight this is why i like it so much. good ol' totalitarianism, it warms my heart
 
@Cerberus You have a 5% threshold in ze Nederlands?
 
Nope, none at all.
 
@JSBangs I'm here to total your heart.
 
But all the parties I mentioned are above or around 5%.
 
Mar 25 at 14:42, by JSBangs
his awesome powers extend to the reshaping of my deepest hopes and desires
 
4:58 PM
@Cerberus Well, if we disregarded the 5% threshold in Germany, I could name like 14-18 parties that are significant.
 
This is our lower house.
 
And I'm not even talking about stuff such as the Autofahrerpartei or the Biertrinkerpartei. (Which actually exist.)
 
Haha really? And would the Bier party get seats?
 
fahrer = ?
 
Our Party of the Animals (PvdD) actually got 2 seats, as you can see.
 
4:59 PM
@Cerberus No, hence the "I'm not even talking about them" part.
@JSBangs driver.
 
Fahrer = drivers
 
Jinx.
 
Heh. Is it singular you think?
 
Not in this case, no. But I was answering directly to JSBangs' question.
 
@Reg: Even so, I bet the German parliament wouldn't get as messy as ours any time soon!
OK.
 
5:00 PM
@Cerberus I know, like, even dogs in your country have up to 50 heads.
 
wasn't dutch politics very orderly until about 15 yrs ago?
 
Mar 2 at 10:33, by RegDwight
"The most notable difference is the number of its heads: Most sources describe or depict three heads; others show it with two or even just one; a smaller number of sources show a variable number, sometimes as many as 50."
 
everything i know about dutch politics comes from quirksmode.org/politics
 
@JSB: We have always had many, many parties. It is just that the Far Right has become more prominent: the PVV (Wilders) now has nearly 20%, as you can see in the image, while its kind used to have more like 3%, the 1930s excepted.
@Reg: It is our headiness that does it, yes...
 
@Cerberus what counts for "far right" in your country? european ideas of "right" and "left" always require some explanation
(for us ignerant americans)
 
5:04 PM
@JSB: Okay. Far right means pro gay marriage and most liberal things; but very rude against Muslims and immigrants. It is basically against immigrants.
And also pro Israel.
Oh and against the EU.
 
That's funny because in Germany, "far right" and "pro Israel" don't mix, like, you know, at all.
 
I know!
 
Right, the American right wing is much more culturally conservative, and much more strongly associated with religion. it also tends to be pro-israel
(for weird religious reasons)
 
It is just that Fascism and Nazism are next to non-existant in the Netherlands.
 
"Far right" in Germany is, "Deutschland den Deutschen".
 
5:08 PM
anti-immigrant sentiment is a big part of the right wing in some places, but it's not a definitional factor as much as in europe, from what i know
 
@Reg: Oh, but our Far Right might say that too; but the Jews are considered Western, whereas anything Muslim is anathema, to them.
 
@JSBangs The thing is that both the Dems and the GOP are on the same side of the political spectrum by European standards.
Obama is not a leftist, and most certainly not a socialist.
 
does "leftist" = "marxist" more or less over there?
 
So what we see from here is that you get to choose between far right and extremely far right.
 
actual socialism is pretty much extinct here
although one of my friends is actually a member of the US Socialist Party
 
5:10 PM
@JSB: I think that is right. Americans seem to be divided in two groups, where progressive, liberal thought is intimately linked to more distribution of welfare. That is not so here.
 
@JSBangs not necessarily, no. It could simply mean pro-environment.
 
@Cerberus I wouldn't say that.
 
environmentalism is also a leftist (-ish) cause here. it's far less divisive than it once was, though
 
I'd say the idea of a liberal is wrapped up in distribution of welfare.
 
@Kos: Huh what do you mean by that?
 
5:11 PM
yes, please explain
 
The thing is, many Americans are surprisingly liberal in their views, but if you tell them that word, "liberal", they go berserk and kill themselves or you or everyone.
 
"Distribution of welfare" is how progressives are labeled
 
@Reg: I know, it is a curse word there!
 
@Cerberus I have no idea why.
 
in the US, liberalism is generally in favor of a redistributive welfare state, and supportive of leftist social movements (feminism, GBLT, etc.)
 
5:12 PM
@Kos: Okay, but unjustly so, you say?
 
@Cerberus But I have a solution. Just call those views "good" instead.
 
@RegDwight this depends a lot on where you go
 
@JSB: Right, that is what I meant and what Kos seems to disagree with... unless I wasn't clear.
 
The progressive movement is not only that stuff.
 
@JSBangs Sure, but I think it's safe to say that we're all generalizing here to an extent.
 
5:13 PM
@Kosmonaut "liberal" and "progressive" are not quite the same thing
generalization assumed.... continue
 
Meh, progressive is what liberals started calling themselves once the right had successfully made the word "liberal" into a pejorative term.
 
@Reg: Hey that is funny; whenever I want to pinpoint people's inexact labelling, I often ask them "how is this clearer than merely saying something is "good"? just drop the adjective if you can't think of anything".
@Kos: Yeah that is my impression too.
@Kos: But how are progressives and (re)distribution not linked? I thought most Americans with liberal/progressive ideas were also in favour of more distribution generally that conservatives?
 
@JSBangs I think Michael Moore actually makes a point out of it in Sicko. Where he asks people whether they would do this or that to help their neighbors or just their fellow countrymen, and they all go YES!, but as soon as he draws the most obvious parallel to social welfare, they all go GET OFF MY PROPERTY.
 
@Cerberus Certainly more than conservatives, yes.
 
@Kos: OK that was what I thought.
 
5:17 PM
@RegDwight americans (esp. conservatives) are often strongly in favor of private charity but deeply suspicious of state charity (=welfare)
 
@JSBangs yeah I know, there are countless discussions about that on Reddit at any given moment on any given day.
 
@JSB: Yeah that sounds familiar. But is that so strange? They trust their own judgement as to what goals are worth supporting more than the government's.
 
My point was just that the right nowadays is managing to scare people by saying liberals want to "redistribute the wealth", saying this over and over
Even when it doesn't make sense
 
Yes. Scary tactics. Big letters. That's what works.
 
Everything you do with money redistributes wealth.
 
5:19 PM
That's how the whole Cold War thing worked, in fact.
 
@Kos: OK, I'm sure they would caricaturize their opponents! But it isn't nonsense entirely.
 
i basically agree with what @Cerb is saying here. there's nothing intrinsically insane about preferring private welfare to public welfare
 
But by the definitions the right uses, Europe definitely redistributes wealth
 
@Kos: Of course we redistribute wealth? Isn't it commonly accepted that Europe is more socialist/redistributive than America, generally?
The welfare state would seem a typically European thing to me.
 
I guess this has just confused me then:
11 mins ago, by Cerberus
@JSB: I think that is right. Americans seem to be divided in two groups, where progressive, liberal thought is intimately linked to more distribution of welfare. That is not so here.
 
5:21 PM
@JSBangs Yes, but the thing is, the government is there to care for everyone, at least theoretically, while private welfare is very selective.
 
@Kos: Right. That is a relative difference: here redistributionists want to increase taxes from 52% to 60%, whereas liberals want to reduce them to something like 45%, or even 40%, perhaps.
 
@JSBangs Why should my life depend on Bill Gates' preferences rather than on the government that I elected? I know, I know, in America that ain't even a question, since the people there are traditionally skeptical about the government as such. But that's not true of every government out there.
 
@Cerberus Okay, I see what you mean.
Relative difference.
 
@Reg: I'm not saying there are no good arguments against it; but their position is not absurd.
 
@RegDwight i think many people would argue that the selectiveness of private welfare is a feature, not a bug. personally i'm not necessarily against the state welfare state in generally, but i'm not a representative american.
in any case, americans (all of them) and europeans tend to have wildly divergent feelings about government in general
 
5:24 PM
Just a quick note that I'm not arguing for or against anything here. Just pointing out the differences.
@JSBangs Precisely my point.
 
@JSB: Yeah, but a trend towards distrusting the government is also visible here, for the most part fuelled by our Far Right.
The same applies to most of Europe's other far right parties, I think.
 
@Cerberus Well, distrusting the government is the very job of any opposition.
That trend in the NL can be attributed to Theo van Gogh to a large extent.
 
@Reg: True to an extent. But our Far Right currently supports the government, as it is in Denmark and probably elsewhere. That is, our current governing coalition has about 33% of votes, and needs Far Right to stay on. And yet Wilders still preaches distrust of government and whatever he considers "elite".
@Reg: Not quite true; it was very strong already when Fortuyn was still alive.
 
america was the world's first revolutionary state, and we have only ever had one government. so for us the national myth about democracy and overthrowing tyrants is fundamental to our national identity, for both the left and the right
 
Hmm okay, so which tyrants are you thinking of now? Mubarak?
 
5:29 PM
Ha.
 
A potential Emperor of the USA?
I think they would deserve an Emperor, not a King.
 
so americans (left and right) tend to be extremely optimistic about the institution of democracy, the constitution, etc., but extremely antagonistic about anything that looks like tyranny. and taxation. remember that the revolutionary war was in large measure just a tax revolt, so protesting taxation is another thing written in the nat'l dna
i'm talking about mythology here, not reality. whether the US has actually been opposed to foreign tyrants is a whole different matter
 
@JSB: Ah, I see. So you think this sentiment still influences political opinions today? I have seen the Constitution part, certainly.
The Tea Party's name speaks for itself, I suppose.
 
@Cerberus absolutely. on the left and the right. the constitution is basically scripture for all political parties, and they differ only in their interpretation and emphases
the left is particular to the 1st amendment (freedom of expression), and the right to the 2nd amendmend (the right to bear arms)
etc.
 
@Colonization fans: I remember how annoying the King's taxes used to be in Colonization. I usually made sure I kept only a little bit of my most precious wares in my cities, so that I could dump my tobacco into the water if necessary to block his taxes.
@JSB: Yeah that is funny, how they revere the Constitution. Our Far Right wants to scratch lots of things from ours, such as laws against discrimination, and the monarchy. Over my dead body!
Oops we were discussing politics in a neutral way.
 
5:34 PM
i'm pretty indifferent to our constitution. i'm actively hostile to some parts of it. this makes me a very atypical american
 
Yeah.
How do Americans view the fact that many EU countries are still monarchies?
Do they see it as some sad remainder of tyranny?
 
@Cerberus a lot of them, do. the average american is probably ok with it, so long as the monarch doesn't actually do anything.
these days, the mythic role of Oppressor is generally assigned to dictators, and presidents of the opposing political party
 
I was always amused that the Tea Party was basically founded on the revival of "no taxation without representation", even though all Americans do have representation
 
Haha yeah.
 
Just because your guy didn't win doesn't mean you don't have representation.
 
5:40 PM
@Kos: Oh! Is that really how they see it? That is weird.
And would they allow the Republicans to tax non-Republicans when the Reps were in power?
@JSB: Our Queen is actually still quite influential. She determines who is to form a new cabinet, though she usually chooses consensual formators.
And she has a lot of influence out of the spotlights: I am sure many things happen here the way she planned them.
 
the tea party was (is) completely incoherent. they tried to oppose the new expansion of the welfare state (the health care reform) by defending the old expansion of the welfare state (medicare -- a form of state health care for the elderly)
 
Ah yes. Well if Palin is representative of the party, then...
 
@Cerberus really? how delightful. old, stable monarchies tend to be nice places to live, actually
 
They are! That is why our Far Right wants to abolish the monarchy. Thankfully no-one will ever be able to assemble the required 2/3 majority.
 
@Cerberus you have a very bizarre far right, then.
at least, bizarre to me as an american
 
5:46 PM
Though things may be different when she steps down: Prince Willem Alexander is much less intelligent, he is a bit of a boor.
@JSB: I know; I like to shock Americans by mentioning how our far right is against the monarchy but in favour of gays.
 
@Cerb what exactly is the argument against the monarch?
 
Well, don't they just cost everybody money?
 
The left says she holds power without being elected; the far right says she is of the elite, which is inherently evil. Both say she costs too much, though it is only, what, a hundred million a year? Nothing compared to the government's total expenditure.
 
(I'm not sure about NL, but that's certainly a very strong argument in the UK, or say Sweden.)
 
@Reg: But it would be easy to just cancel her budget, instead of abolishing her all together.
 
5:54 PM
Well, I have to say, a hundred million a year for some people who just happened to be born to the right parents...
@Cerberus What would she eat? Where would she live?
 
i've heard it said of the UK, at least, that the royal family is actually a net profit, what with all of the tourism and merchandise that derives from them
 
@Reg: She probably nets our economy much, much more.
 
@JSBangs Ha, good point.
 
@Reg: She is one of the continent's richest monarchs. She would make do.
@JSB: Jinx!
 
Frankly, then I don't see a point in giving her yet another hundred million a year.
 
5:56 PM
The Queen is extremely well connected. She pays state visits all over the world, resulting in highly profitable contracts, and good publicity. It is very hard to estimate her total profit.
 
in any case, i reject the purely utilitarian/economic reason for getting rid of the monarch. at least up to the point where you truly cannot afford it
 
That I agree with.
 
@JSB: Exactly. Modern monarchs are absolutely dwarfed by what absolute monarchs used to cost.
Or compared to modern Leviathans like Putin or the Chinese government.
 
@Cerberus That's what Presidents do, too. Except they are elected and don't get to hieve their children into office. Oh wait...
 
@Reg: Hehe, exactly. By the way, don't presidents cost a lot of money as well?
 
5:59 PM
@Cerb presidents are incredibly expensive. way over $100 million a year
 
@JSB: Just as I thought!
 

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