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12:00 AM
@its_me Okay, well. Here goes. For a basic one bedroom apartment, that doesn't suck entirely, probably 1300-1700 a month. Then, for food, depending on how much and what you eat, probably around 400. Utilities will be up to another 200 per month. Transportation depends on whether or not you want a car; on that budget, you could buy a cheap one, and hopefully your gas will not be over 300 a month; but the car could cost up to 3000 dollars.
 
I think you'd need about € 1200–1500 here for everything, if you're frugal.
 
Or more, if you want something that's nicer than crap, or a new one.
 
@Mahnax I would do with a bicycle
 
@Cerberus So, 2.3 grandish?
 
I like cycling, really
 
12:00 AM
@its_me Not in the winter!
Unless you live in southern Alberta or somewhere not snowy.
 
hehe! right
I would walt wilk everyone else then
 
@Mahnax Let's see, that would be about 2k in American dollars.
 
@Cerberus Okay. Been a while since I converted to Euros.
 
@Mahnax and @Cerberus : from what you two said... it's looking like $2500 would be good enough for a healthy living
right?
 
So what would your recommended monthly minimum budget be for a big city in Canada?
 
12:02 AM
I would like to know that too
 
@its_me In New York, you'd have to rent a shoe box, probably. Rents in NY are triple what they are in Amsterdam, if you want to live in a decent neighbourhood.
 
@Cerberus I would want 3 grand, but honestly, minimum is around 2200-2500.
Per month.
 
@Mahnax Okay, so CAD 2500 is about € 1100.
If you want to rent a one-bedroom apartment on Manhattan, I think that would be at least USD 2000 a month just for rent.
 
@Cerberus No. CAD and American $$ are about the same, I think.
 
@Mahnax Naahh...I used Google to convert.
 
12:05 AM
@Cerberus : so it would be like... $3000 to live in a big city in Canada, $2000 - 2500 to live in US or Canada in general, $5000-$6000 to live in NY and $2500 to live in Amsterdam, NL
 
@Mahnax Huh, you're right, wait.
 
@Cerberus Google was flawed.
 
@Mahnax : you know the drill. "usd to cad" on google and you have the info
 
@Mahnax Ahh, it's € 1850. Maybe I mistyped.
 
@Cerberus That sounds more like it.
Like I said, almost equal.
 
12:06 AM
@its_me Yes, but that would be a room in Amsterdam, no apartment, and you should be very careful about going out to dinner, clubs and such.
 
kidnaps? or drugs?
 
@Mahnax Yeah you're right.
 
@Cerberus Yeah, leisurely things can rack up quick.
 
@its_me No, you wouldn't have much money to spare, hehe.
 
lol! got it
these movies!
 
12:07 AM
@itsme If your parents are willing to give you the full $4000, you could live very comfortably with that.
 
But I have no idea as to how I should move
 
Cost of a movie + popcorn + drink where I'm at is around $24. Each.
 
you could live a month with that in India, really
single person, room + food
 
Rent would be about € 500 for a simple room here, in a decent neighbourhood. Groceries about € 150 is you're frugal. Heating and electricity should be included in the rent. Mobile phone can be as cheap as you want, if you never call anyone. Health insurance € 100, but I don't know how that works for foreigners.
@Mahnax Yeah about the same here.
By "each" you mean per person, I assume, not per drink.
 
@its_me And you have to apply as an immigrant, and the Canadian government favours immigrants with a working knowledge of English (check) and hopefully French (bonus), who have a skill set that we need (eg. doctors) and who are looking to get a job and contribute to everything.
 
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12:10 AM
Woof!
 
@Cerberus Yeah, per person.
 
OK.
 
Per drink would be crazy!
 
@Mahnax But I am self employed
 
It would be very hard to get into the Netherlands. Perhaps some of the southern countries are more open, but I doubt it.
 
12:11 AM
@Mahnax I actually though it was per drink
 
Hehe.
 
@its_me True. There's a test you can take somewhere to see your chances of getting in, one second.
 
In India Rs.5000 per month / $1200-ish per month would make a very comfortable living. Of course, not if your living off non every day
@Mahnax plz take your time
 
@JasperLoy hi there, heated discussion here
 
12:13 AM
From the Canadian government to you. 67 points is a pass.
Hi @JasperLoy!
Good noodles?
 
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@Mahnax Yup!
 
I will be inactive for 3 minutes reading the linked site
 
@its_me It's a test.
 
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@mahnax Guess who I am giving presents to currently...
 
@JasperLoy Who?
 
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12:15 AM
@Mahnax Guess guess...
 
@JasperLoy Umm.... Jon Purdy?
 
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@Mahnax Nope.
 
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@Mahnax Daniel.
 
@JasperLoy Ah!
 
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12:16 AM
@Mahnax Ha!
 
@JasperLoy Miaow.
 
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@Mahnax You are nuts too.
 
@Mahnax There a question "What is your estimated net worth (in Canadian dollars)?" how do I calculate that?
 
@JasperLoy In a good way.
 
$4000 x 12 x what?
 
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12:18 AM
@mahnax I will visit you if my two wishes come true, and Daniel too.
 
@its_me That's basically how much money you have. I'd say 12 * 4000 is a good number to try.
 
@Cerberus So I can in no way get into NL, I guess?
 
@JasperLoy Yay! Perhaps one day I may come to Singapore and visit you.
 
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@Mahnax I look like a zombie now.
 
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I was surprised when I saw Jon just now, not what I expected.
 
12:20 AM
@Mahnax I think they are asking about my wealth and not per month income
coz it's like $300,000, $150000 etc
 
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Q: Is "wtf" an abbreviation or a euphemism?

alcasIn the English language we have a lot of euphemisms for profanities that take the form of abbreviations; for instance, people may say the f-word or the s-word if they don't want to say fuck and shit. I always used to assume that WTF was the same type of thing. However, I've noticed lately that ...

 
@its_me Well, do as you see fit.
 
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WTF?
 
@JasperLoy LOL?
CTFD!!!!!!!
@JasperLoy I'm sure you don't.
 
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Like I said there are three kinds of funny: LOL=funny funny, WTF=cheap funny, JLO=not funny!
 
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12:22 AM
That's funny!
 
@JasperLoy Don't forget TROLOLOL. Troll funny!
But of course there are no trolls here.
 
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@Mahnax Never heard that one! I once called someone on askubuntu a troll!
 
@JasperLoy Hahaha.
 
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@Mahnax You don't have work tonight?
 
@JasperLoy Nope! Not until Friday night. Then I work 7 hours on Saturday and 8 on Sunday.
 
12:25 AM
@Mahnax "Based on your answers, you may be eligible to come to Canada as an Entrepreneur, if you will own and actively manage businesses in Canada that contribute to the economy and create jobs."
 
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@Mahnax You are a very hardworking and smart boy, I think you will be a great man in future.
 
@JasperLoy Thank you. That means a lot to me.
@its_me How many points?
 
I see no points here
+ It says the processing time is "86" months!
WTH!?
 
Immigration to Canada can take several years, but it should not be ~7.
 
years! ohkay.
 
12:29 AM
Dinner time! Bye all. Be back later.
 
tc
I gotta go too. @Cerberus , @JasperLoy and @Mahnax take care. Good day!
 
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@its_me OK see you!
 
@its_me I'm really not sure. Maybe if you have decent job or a decent income, but I don't know much about it, except that the government is always saying they are blocking immigration.
OK bye!
 
@Cerberus : got it. Thanks.
 
12:50 AM
@Cerberus checking it out.
buh bye!
 
Bye!
 
1:14 AM
I'm back!
 
@Cerberus Which part of NY? Long Island is a way more expensive than upper NY.
 
Please, hold all applause.
 
@kiamlaluno Hi! By upper you mean the Bronx or something?
We were talking about the city.
 
Hi @kiamlaluno!
 
@Mahnax You are right in time to offer coffee.
 
1:16 AM
@kiamlaluno Would you like some coffee?
 
@Cerberus The part northern of Manhattan, indeed.
@Mahnax With a little of heavy cream, shaked, and not stirred.
 
@kiamlaluno *Shaken.
@kiamlaluno I'll get right on it. Would you like it mailed or delivered in person?
 
@Mahnax It must be shaken, and shaked.
 
@kiamlaluno Tricky, but I'll see what I can do.
 
@kiamlaluno Okay, but isn't that the part where you can't drive around town without getting carjacked?
Or whatever it's called.
 
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1:22 AM
@Mahnax holds applause
 
@JasperLoy Thank you.
 
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@kiamlaluno I like cappucino and all things Italian, like spaghetti carbonara and tiramisu.
 
I hate when I cannot correct my sentences.
@JasperLoy You have not tasted Italian things until you taste them in Italy. :-)
 
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@kiam You also need to remember to add of after because in a lot of your sentences I noticed.
 
@kiamlaluno Can I deliver the coffee in person then?
 
1:25 AM
@JasperLoy It depends from the sentences.
@Mahnax Sure, you can.
 
@kiamlaluno Yay!
 
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@kiamlaluno Yes, that's what I mean. I like pasta because it is nice. I like pasta because of its taste.
 
I just realized something. We have a moderator who hasn't been here since late August. What's going on..?
Here as in EL&U, not chat.
 
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@kiamlaluno Also, it depends on the sentences.
 
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@Mahnax Kosmonaut left after an argument with Jeff.
 
1:27 AM
@Mahnax Be careful; there is a dog that bites who carries coffee. That is why I cannot have a coffee delivery.
 
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@mahnax A lot of people think I'm a pineapple (non-native speaker) but actually I'm not a pineapple.
 
@JasperLoy On what topic?
@kiamlaluno I will look out for it.
 
@JasperLoy No, no; it depends from the sentences. You need to ask the sentence, if it wants of.
 
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@Mahnax After some remarks Jeff made, it's a long story and I've forgotten all about it.
 
@JasperLoy I see. He tends to be very controversial.
 
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1:28 AM
@kiamlaluno I hope that is a joke!
 
@JasperLoy Why? I am always serious. Do you think it's you who writes the sentences?
Naaaah… the sentences suggest you how to write them.
 
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@Mahnax Well, SE is his baby after all.
 
@JasperLoy His.... preeecious
 
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For me, I don't think I'll have a baby even if my two wishes come true, whether I get married or not.
 
@JasperLoy I still don't know if I ever want kids. Time will tell, I'm still young.
Hi @Daniel!
 
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1:33 AM
@Mahnax I've decided not to but I may change my mind if I meet a girl who really wants kids.
 
@Mahnax I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up with around a dozen.
Hi!
 
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Yo @daniel!
 
@Cerberus I was thinking more of the Westchester County, than The Queens.
 
@Danielδ Woah.
 
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@Danielδ I would think so!
 
1:33 AM
@Mahnax Runs in the family, I guess ;)
 
@Danielδ Hahaha, I s'pose it does.
 
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@daniel I hope you liked my presents. I may just distribute them until they are all given out.
 
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I actually gave mahnax and simchona all the presents!
 
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But you don't have to give me any.
 
@JasperLoy Aha! That's who it is!
 
1:35 AM
@JasperLoy It depends all from the age of the "girl."
 
@JasperLoy I did!
@JasperLoy I just might!
 
New question: If Kosmonaut left, why is he still a mod?
 
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@Mahnax Because he is welcome to return?
 
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I would guess so.
 
@Mahnax Elected mods retain their status till the next election
 
1:37 AM
@kiamlaluno Hmm I actually have no idea where that is...
 
@Mahnax He is moderator until the next elections. Plus, he didn't officially retire.
 
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@Cerberus It is somewhere on earth, silly.
 
Oh, of course!
 
Oh, okay.
 
Stupid of me
 
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1:37 AM
@kiamlaluno I didn't know one can retire from EL&U.
 
@Cerberus Go a little more north than The Queens.
@JasperLoy You can retire from being moderator.
 
North of Queens is... Manhattan?
North-East?
 
@JasperLoy On Stack Overflow, the moderators are moderators until they don't decide to stop being a moderator.
 
@kiamlaluno He hasn't done anything for nearly four months
 
@Cerberus If you go north from Manhattan, you find The Queens, and then Westchester County.
 
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1:39 AM
@kiamlaluno No need for don't.
 
@kiamlaluno Huh, what? Queens ≠ The Queens?
 
@JasperLoy That is for the double negative, to confuse you.
 
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@daniel Will you be starting your blog like mahnax and me?
 
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@kiamlaluno I am already very confused in real life, so I'm not easily confused here!
 
@JasperLoy No, I don't think so.
 
1:41 AM
@Cerberus Queens is the name of the county; The Queens is the name of the borough.
 
I'm rather busy, and I don't have anything to talk about.
 
@Danielδ Aww.
@Danielδ Yeah, 9 siblings, nothing to talk about... But I understand the busy part.
 
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@Danielδ OK. Have you decided what to do in college if you are going?
 
@Mahnax Well, really, I feel it wouldn't help anyone else.
 
@Cerberus I mean, borough.
 
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1:43 AM
@Danielδ Noble thoughts.
 
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Nobel prize. Noble gases.
 
@JasperLoy Not yet, but I am pretty sure I know what my occupation will be
 
Yeah! I was in time!
 
Personally, I feel that my blog is useless.
 
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@Danielδ Which is?
 
1:43 AM
@JasperLoy What other use is a blog? Noble thoughts my foot!
 
@kiamlaluno Wait, so...two entirely different things?
 
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@Mahnax You can write about Mariah!
 
@Cerberus Yep. Every borough co-exists with a county.
 
@JasperLoy Bah.
 
@JasperLoy My dad's and grandfather's business: partner in a carpentry LLC.
 
1:45 AM
Uff… I am confused.
 
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@Mahnax Maybe when my two wishes come true you would have married Mariah already.
 
@Cerberus I mean The Bronx, not The Queens.
 
@JasperLoy Maybe.
 
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@Danielδ Oh I think I remember.
 
The Bronx is north of Manhattan.
 
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1:46 AM
simchona has not come to chat for long, hmm.
 
Queens is on Long Island.
 
I know the Bronx and Queens.
Not The Queens.
 
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My head is north of my legs.
 
@Cerberus I kept saying The Queens when I meant The Bronx.
 
Ahhh OK!
Got it.
 
1:48 AM
@Cerberus To make an example, or borough/county, Manhattan is the name of the borough, and the name of the county is New York.
 
Many parts of the Bronx aren't exactly safe, are they?
 
So, when you say Manhattan and the County of New York you are referring to the same physical place.
 
The world is full of chicken.
 
@Cerberus That is not anymore true.
 
@Danielδ My world is.
 
1:49 AM
@kiamlaluno true anymore
 
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@Danielδ You are nuts too.
 
@JasperLoy But I like chicken and nuts!
 
@kiamlaluno Well, I reckon the better areas are also quite expensive now, aren't they?
 
@Danielδ That is a double negation; I keep saying them.
 
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@Danielδ Good good. Mahnax likes reduplication.
 
1:50 AM
@Danielδ Yum... Peanut chicken.
 
@JasperLoy re duplication?
 
@JasperLoy 'Tis true!
 
@Cerberus As long as you are not on an island, no.
 
@Mahnax Yum
 
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Reduplication in linguistics is a morphological process in which the root or stem of a word (or part of it) is repeated exactly or with a slight change. Reduplication is used in inflections to convey a grammatical function, such as plurality, intensification, etc., and in lexical derivation to create new words. It is often used when a speaker adopts a tone more "expressive" or figurative than ordinary speech and is also often, but not exclusively, iconic in meaning. Reduplication is found in a wide range of languages and language groups, though its level of linguistic productivity varies...
 
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1:51 AM
The Yellowdog Updater, Modified (YUM) is an open-source command-line package-management utility for RPM-compatible Linux operating systems and has been released under the GNU General Public License. It was developed by Seth Vidal and a group of volunteer programmers. Though yum has a command-line interface, several other tools provide graphical user interfaces to yum functionality. As a full rewrite of its predecessor tool, Yellowdog Updater (YUP), yum evolved primarily in order to update and manage Red Hat Linux systems used at the Duke University department of Physics. Since then, it h...
 
@JasperLoy Oh wow.
 
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@Mahnax Hehe, a lot of words have become acronyms.
 
(Notices nobody complained about the "double negation" not being a "double negation".)
 
@kiamlaluno Subtle.
 
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@kiamlaluno I am too lazy to think or look it up!
 
1:53 AM
Doctor Who
 
@Mahnax Sub-title?
 
@kiamlaluno No, subtle.
 
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@Danielδ Huh?
 
Doctor Who, the first of a family of doctors: Doctor Who, Doctor When, Doctor Why….
 
I am watching a kinda corny episode.
 
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1:55 AM
@kiamlaluno Oh I thought we were playing the acronym game!
 
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The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations (UN) that acts as a coordinating authority on international public health. Established on 7 April 1948, with headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland, the agency inherited the mandate and resources of its predecessor, the Health Organization, which was an agency of the League of Nations. It is a member of the United Nations Development Group. Constitution and history The WHO's constitution states that its objective "is the attainment by all people of the highest possible level of health." The flag features...
 
@JasperLoy Stop it!
 
@JasperLoy Which game? I told you I am always serious.
 
>(^_^)<
 
My Dad was raised on TV and one of his favorite shows was Doctor Who.
 
1:58 AM
@kiamlaluno Well, isn't the Bronx on Manhattan?
 
Though this family has never had a TV, we still enjoy Doctor Who sometimes, even the more modern incarnations.
 
@Cerberus No, it isn't.
 
I'm having trouble with some Computing Science garbage.
 
I was kinda hoping that someone here might be a Dr Who fan.
Sniff.
Hey thanks for chatting! G2g
 
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@Mahnax Then ask your teacher.
 
1:59 AM
@kiamlaluno Ahh I mixed it up with Harlem.
 
@Danielδ Bye.
@JasperLoy No.
 
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@Danielδ Take care.
 
Hello @trupanka.
I've not seen you here before.
 
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@Mahnax I'm a bit scared.
 
@Cerberus Manhattan is an island, and the Bronx is not on that Island.
 
2:01 AM
@JasperLoy He looks beautiful.
 
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@Mahnax Like JB.
 
@kiamlaluno Yeah I know that now. Harlem is on the island, not the Bronx.
 
@JasperLoy NO.
 
@Mahnax hi
 
@trupanka How are you?
 
2:02 AM
@Mahnax 50/05
 
@trupanka That tells me almost nothing.
 
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@Mahnax I think he meant 50/50.
 
@JasperLoy That makes sense.
 
@Mahnax I'm bad in English. I'm rather a reader than a writer
 
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@Mahnax Interestingly 50/50 looks like so-so, hehe.
 
2:04 AM
@trupanka That's okay, it's always good to learn.
@JasperLoy It does, too.
 
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@mahnax Are you a shy person in real life?
 
@JasperLoy No.
 
@Mahnax I've tried... It's hard
 
@Cerberus I think I went just once, at Harlem. Actually, I didn't notice I was there. :-)
 
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@Mahnax I am, though I may not seem so here.
 
2:06 AM
(Wonders if he seems shy.)
 
@trupanka English is a language where there are many rules. These rules only apply to 68.98% of things 50% of the time and 75% of people get them wrong.
@JasperLoy I could see that.
 
@kiamlaluno Yeah I heard many areas in Harlem got better (and hence more expensive).
 
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@kiamlaluno I think there is a question here about online extrovert, offline introvert.
 
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Q: What's the word for 'online-extrovert-offline-introvert'?

ykombinatorWhat is the exact word (not necessarily a single noun) to use for a person who seems to be introvert when in real-life, but is very much extroverted and free when they talk to you online?

 
@JasperLoy Does that apply also to who speaks Italian in r/l?
 
2:08 AM
Is there away status here?
 
I think there isn't.
 
Yeah I've never discovered it either.
 
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@trupanka You can just ignore everything.
 
I think you just leave the room.
 
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Or close the tab.
 
2:10 AM
@kiamlaluno I want to stay
 
@JasperLoy That is like jumping off the window to leave a room.
Don't do that, if you live in an apartment at the fifth floor.
 
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@kiamlaluno There is a phrase for this in Chinese: use a big knife to kill a small chicken.
 
@JasperLoy We say something on the lines of "killing a fly by shooting it with a gun."
 
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@kiamlaluno I think there is also a question here on this but I can't recall.
 
Sometimes we say saying about using a gun for elephants.
@JasperLoy I keep looking for questions, but I just see comments. :-)
 
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2:15 AM
@kiamlaluno Talking about elephants I am reminded of this: see my deleted answer!
 
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Q: What is funny in this paraprosdokian?

MartinI was reading the wiki page about paraprosdokians when I come across this sentence. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas, I don't know. What is funny about it?

 
We say something about killing a mosquito with a lump hammer.
 
@JasperLoy See who gave you a +1!
As I am taken back to reality, I wish you a good night.
 
Bye!
 
 
2 hours later…
4:48 AM
Anybody home?
 
?
whats up?
 
Hello @Theta30.
Just got back from a lovely trip to Dairy Queen. Yourself?
 
i drink tea
 
@Theta30 Many people do.
What kind of tea do you like?
 
i buy from store in different combinations of plants
right now something with blueberries
 
4:52 AM
@Theta30 Where are you from?
 
Canada
though I come from an East European country
 
@Theta30 Which? I am of Scandinavian origin.
 
Romania
 
@Theta30 Ah, Romania.
 
I noticed if you know some languages, it is easier to learn others
 
4:56 AM
@Theta30 Depends. My studies in French have not helped me learn Finnish at all.
 
like you think this word is like one from French, other is like one from English
ah Finnish is quite a peculiar language
 
@Theta30 Very peculiar; it is similar to Estonian and nothing else.
 
however I think there might be neologisms (new borrowings) from French
 

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