Answer 1 - CORRECT :) (Finally)
Are you
Do you want to be
I wish to be wid of my condition,
I am named and famed with humiliation
A small happy square wheel! That's my goal
And not mewely an empty hole,
Gweeted and weceived with dewision
Hint 1:
Partial Answer 2 - Rejec...
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Virtues, we devour and restore, usher a puzzle.
Related to the above sentence, find a six-letter word, which anagrams to gives words starting with each of the five different letters of the word.
@MrPie I think I should start writing again once you've reached 100 million on PARI. Otherwise, if something changes at say, 50 mil then what I've written wouldn't be representative of the general trend