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21:00
Brace yourself... they will probably pick TFS over Github, cuz Microsoft ;0
GitHub. Hmm.
Jira?
I'm going to need a separate github account if that happens though. don't want my boss snooping into my timecards
Jira is good
Probably better than Github, if issue-tracking is what you are after
> Ah, so that's why you're late this morning? merged PR#1352 at 3:24AM huh?
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@Phrancis and project management, and source control
who knows, I might actually get them to even use CI and write frakkin' unit tests!
@Mat'sMug lol you test your code?
Ok, this may just be adaptation failure on my part, but it seems some (or many) installers have "fuzzy" displayed text on Windows 10
21:06
> "What's a 'repository'?"
looks fuzzy
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Q: Ship Capt Crew Dice Game

boomer1204I am a javascript noob and built this game that I used to play at family get togethers. I am still working on the final implementation of how to actually play someone in the game but if you guys could critique the main logic of the dice and how I find the values. var dice1 = new dice(1); va...

@Mat'sMug waffle.io
21:21
You code snippet doesn't do anything :-( — Neal 16 secs ago
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Q: Hearthstone mana curve Google chart

OwenMy code displays a Google chart that shows a mana curve. I'm not very experienced with Google charts, so I'd like help optimizing my code. I'd like my code to be more readable and to have fewer lines (if possible.) https://jsfiddle.net/p8grf68x/ <!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <meta charset=...

> hopefully that helps if the code seems weird or stupid
21:42
@Phrancis are you getting the trial?
@Quill Yes
Also, it's gorgeous. Freaking epic.
I can't find a decent dark colour scheme
Darcula <3
@Quill see Cardshifter room
LOL
Hmm an LOL star :-) I AM FAMOUS!
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ooh a javascript developer
Mayyyybe
we don't get many of those around here
O rly?
And why is that?
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Q: Working with Astar Algorithm

SUGMARI am Rewriting an A* Algorithm in C++ which I found on the internet, I'm compiling it to get the Route, but the while loop inside the path function iterates only once and returns out empty. main.cpp #include "ASTARV2.h" #include "node.h" int main() { ASTARV2 s(0,24,46,35); // setting the ...

21:52
because it is trendy to hate on JavaScript.
Not naming any names.
@Mast
@Most C# developers
@Mast Why dont you like javascript? :-(
@Quill baaah
uhhhh... okay
;-)
Type safety is totally overrated. JavaScript has no concept of types. That's both awesome and dreadful.
21:53
Of course JavaScript has types
what makes you say it doesnt?
it's not a statically typed language, it has a concept of types
actually... I think JS people are taking over in here
anyway, if you want a javascript with types, go use typescript
@Vogel612 the javascript rooms I start all die
setInterval(() => alert('BANANA!'), 1)
Now go put that in your console ;-P
moo haha
@Neal bah humbug
21:54
@Quill meh.
also your lamba syntax is inferior
~holy warring :D
@Vogel612 o rly? and why is that?
@Quill or flowtype
cuz Haskell lambda syntax is vastly superior
(I have got to go in 5 minutes. quitting time for the day)
21:55
Haskell is vastly superior. The only problem is that it is Haskell.
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@DanPantry TypeScript kinda suits the idea of statically typed js, because both the idea and TS are crap :D
@Quill honestly, flowtype is fine
plus it works out of the box with babel and react
Lisp is vastly superior.)))
ooh. My Spotify Discover playlist for this week is okay.
21:56
s/month/week
(() => () => () => alert('BANANA'))() <-- valid javascript :-)
OMG wat
(() => () => () => alert('BANANA'))() will just be () => () => alert('BANANA') though.
@Phrancis Yup :-)
The banana is a lie
21:57
So many starrable things
you know what else is starrable?
Lambda inception
a star.
^bait
you use starbait to catch starfish
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21:58
must...resist... temptation
starbait hoo-ha-ah
@Neal just as valid haskell.. almost
@Vogel612 ;-P
isn't lambda in haskell like
\x -> x + 1
@DanPantry yeap
21:59
that looks pretty similar to x => x + 1 (js)
@DanPantry Yea js uses => instead of ->
@Neal I know
I am a js dev
@DanPantry ^_^
I was the first... 84 years it has been
@Neal and the argument list starts with a `\`
22:00
@Vogel612 baaah we dont need that `\` ^_^
ARGH THAT'S WHY ESCAPE CHARACTERS SUCK
i don't see how that is any superior/inferior to the javascript one tbh
lol
in fact the backslash makes me think it is inferior
but haskell is quite unreadable imo anyway
I think it's mostly a thing of getting used to it
22:01
addOne = \x -> x + 1
haskell is incredibly terse
Like, this is fine.
const count = function * () { let c = 0; while(true) { yield ++c; } }
Mooo hahaha
addOneList lst = map addOne' lst
  where addOne' x = x + 1
but, what?
what is this abominable apostrophe asshattery?
I don't think you need it
then again that is a bad idea anyways, since you're consuming the list
22:03
@Neal I'd just use function* count() and call it a day..
which doesn't work for funny stuff
@Vogel612 wiki.haskell.org/Anonymous_function it's from the official wiki!
like... infinite lists or so
@DanPantry ba no fun ;-P
(map #(+ 1 %) x)
22:03
@Neal you trawl through stack traces littered with <anonymous function> and tell me how fun that is
@Phrancis ah, yes, lithp. The red headed thethpchild of programming <3
Just so you know every time i see you writing LISP I think of you like this:
Lisp was functional before FP was cool
@DanPantry LMFAO
As an aside: The Wikipedia page explains how the moon formed from the debris in a relatively quick period (between a month to a century). I once heard it took about 70 years (from a Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast, so not a peer-reviewed source). Imagine living on Earth back then, and having your grandparents say "Ah, the moon isn't like it was when I was a kid. It's all in a single lump these days. It used to be spread across the sky..." — Oddthinking ♦ May 12 '12 at 8:17
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Q: Create an array with at least a given number of bits

Felix DombekI use this declaration for an array which must contain a bit for every minute in a day: UCHAR minutesOfDay[(60 * 24 / CHAR_BIT) + (((60 * 24) % CHAR_BIT) ? 1 : 0)]; However, this look pretty awful. Is there a simpler way to state the same? It can be in C or C++.

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Why does it have two language tags?
22:19
polyglotism fetish, maybe?
It's good to see the starboard is full of relevant, interesting content
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23:01
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Q: c# generated serialization code

ToxantronCGbR project I am currently working on a project that generates code from classes. The idea is to achieve maximum performance by replacing reflection use cases with fast, generated code. Current results look good, but I want to take this chance to find room for further improvement. Class under...

@user3015221 Your best from this point is to implement something that works, and then head on down to Code Review to get it cleaned up. — nhgrif 38 secs ago
For reviews of working code, look at codereview.stackexchange.comBlorgbeard 47 secs ago
monking @EthanBierlein
23:10
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Q: Recommended implementation of a Marshal wrapper?

ptr0xAfter a lot of research, I created this wrapper (code bellow) which I think fits very well to my needs. My project is a tcp server and I will be using this wrapper every time the server receives a packet. So basically the wrapper will work marshaling raw byte[] into higher-level representation of...

23:44
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Q: Recreate cat in c

TenTenI have a school project, to create a program that works the same as the system linux cat. The code works, I just need find out where I can Improve it or handle errors. The program has 3 c files and 1 header file. ft_read.c file. #include "ft_read_file.h" int ft_len(char *str) { int ...

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Q: Java MVC TicTacToe update. Is my MVC better now?

ChauJava Tic-Tac-Toe game (implemented through MVC) Hi, the above link is a link to my last question. I'm reposting again because I made a lot of changes to the code thanks to the really helpful advice given. I wasn't able to implement everything as I don't know some of the stuffs, but I tried to d...


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