> In other news, a new clean source of power has been discovered!
After realizing that George Orwells corpse is now spinning at an ever increasing rate, students have decided to attach large magnets to him and placed him inside a copper tubing. The new, clean energy being provided by Orwell is now being used to power the NSA headquarters, where the irony has been found to further increase the rate of acceleration with which the deceased author spins.