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Paul White
Paul White
12:00 AM
cause access violations in functions mostly 😉
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
Yeah that was bad
Sorry if my flag wasn't w&i
 
jadarnel27
jadarnel27
12:15 AM
Doesn't sound like a very disco trace flag if that's all it does.
 
Paul White
Paul White
@sp_BlitzErik It was perfectly fine
redactions can take a while because it needs multiple mods
 
jadarnel27
jadarnel27
1:19 AM
SEWR maintained.
 
 
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sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
2:34 PM
does anyone here fancy shooting arrows at things?
probably @SeanGallardy
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
2:45 PM
@sp_BlitzErik query plan arrows?
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
don't be MUNDANE
 
Paul White
Paul White
2:57 PM
SEWR--;
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
=(
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
SEMR++;
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
@sp_BlitzErik HTH
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
3:14 PM
> logging in with a sock puppet account to star your own picture
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
you did? how sweet
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
3:40 PM
I just made some graphs
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
sounds like an xy problem
3
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
WhAt HaVe YoU tRiEd?
 
jadarnel27
jadarnel27
3:59 PM
Is this room comment's greatest hits now?
Throwback comment:
improve your accept rate or no one will help you!
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
to be fair, people who don't accept answers are literally the worst
 
jadarnel27
jadarnel27
I don't disagree.
 
 
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Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
5:40 PM
anybody know anything about creating table variables?
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
in what way?
DECLARE @t TABLE (id INT)
HTH
THT
HTH
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
what kind of latches does that take?
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
well its gotta create a backing object in tempdb
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
yeah
I also have my doubts
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
about what?
 
Joe Obbish
Joe Obbish
6:04 PM
table variables in general
 
sp_BlitzErik
sp_BlitzErik
6:41 PM
50 suggested edits to go
 

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