@BernardoMeurer the conversation would go something like this
sircumference: howdy
madamayonnaise: hi do you also go to columbia?
sircumference: im afraid i can't tell you but probably
madamayaonnaise: what do you study?
sircumference: astrophysics
madamayonnaise: that's incredibly cool here's my number 1-800-418-3275
sircumference: thanks want to hear a physics joke?
madamayaonnise: no thanks
sircumference: did you know black holes have infinite succ, that's what holds the universe together and also galaxies