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Sir Cumference

3:00 AM

But a mod removed it :/

heather

@vzn, @Mew created it, and me and a few others are moderating it

@SirCumference, wow that is scary. Who believes this stuff!?

Sir Cumference

@heather More people than you think

vzn

@heather good luck hope its sustainable :)

Sir Cumference

We've gotten the weirdest questions on astronomy

Bernard Meurer

I remember this werewolfs one

dmckee

3:00 AM

@SirCumference We don't often both to remove those. The reaper will get them in time and once they are scored below -8 they barely show up anywhere at all. You kinda have to know they are there to find them

heather

@vzn, me too =) Come over any time we'd be glad to have you, the more traffic the better

Bernard Meurer

It's amazing

Sir Cumference

ACuriousMind

One of my favourite off-kilter questions we got here once was "Could Mars participate in the Eurovison song contets"

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Sir Cumference

@dmckee Nah, I posted it here in a relevant discussion and one of the mods in the chat nuked it

vzn

3:02 AM

@BernardMeurer lol so then let me know when you join the CS club :P

Bernard Meurer

@vzn I'm a renegade :P

ACuriousMind

@SirCumference Actually, that's not true, it was deleted by Danu, ChrisWhite and me (not a mod back then)

Sir Cumference

@ACuriousMind Oh :(

heather

@BernardMeurer, okay, question about Turing machines example:

Sir Cumference

It has historical significance tho...

0celo7

3:03 AM

@obe what?

heather

the diagram by the first example gives 1 sometimes and I don't understand, isn't it adding 0 to the beginning of the string, so it'd be 00 not 1?

user218912

@0celo7 which part is unclear?

0celo7

Hs

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 C'mon Sherlock, you can figure that one out :P

0celo7

Huh?

Hot shit?

user218912

3:04 AM

high school? :p

0celo7

Oh

Didn't even cross my mind

ACuriousMind

lol

heather

man, @0celo7, even I knew that

0celo7

I'm stupid, for the last time

heather

no, it's just funny

Bernard Meurer

3:06 AM

@heather Can we go through this tomorrow? It's 3AM my explanation will be shoddy

Sir Cumference

We've also gotten troll questions on astronomy

heather

@BernardMeurer, oh, sure, yeah, sorry! Didn't realize it was 3am there!

user218912

@0celo7 were you going to tell me something?

heather

@SirCumference, geesh.

Sir Cumference

And this answer

heather

3:09 AM

geesh

Bernard Meurer

@heather Tomorrow it is then :)

Goodnight folks

heather

@BernardMeurer, good night

Sir Cumference

'night

heather

@BernardMeurer, thank you for all your help/advice!

0celo7

@obe what does she like to do?

user218912

3:11 AM

@0celo7 i don't know... i barely see her irl

Sir Cumference

She into math?

user218912

nope

Sir Cumference

So math pickup lines won't work...

heather

$\sum$ people like math puns

$\sum$ people don't

user218912

pickup lines won't work period.

Sir Cumference

3:14 AM

@heather They're $\int$ to my life

0celo7

Oh my god you people

heather

=P

Sir Cumference

@0celo7 Oh come now, math puns are nice

You just gotta look at them from the right angle

heather

this is great

user116211

What are you people talking about?

user218912

3:16 AM

no it's depressing

heather

in fact its $>$ a lot of other things that have happened today

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 The calculus of puns

They're deriving me crazy

0celo7

@MAFIA36790 girls

@obe so when do you see her?

user116211

Why would one even talk about girls when there are other important things to do? Hmm.

user218912

@0celo7 haven't seen her since hs ended tbh, the campus is really big.

user218912

3:22 AM

but do text

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 We get it. You don't want a girlfriend.

user116211

I don't care.

Sir Cumference

Some people do.

That said, @obe get to know her

user218912

I do

user218912

my first question was

heather

3:24 AM

@MAFIA36790, thank you! Middle schoolers seem to be all over the whole boyfriend/girlfriend nonsense. Most of the boys in my grade are nuts anyway.

user218912

how do i know if she doesn't like me?

Sir Cumference

@obe 👍

@obe Never figured that out myself...

user218912

@0celo7 probably knows

Sir Cumference

I guess you ask her out

user218912

nooo

Sir Cumference

3:24 AM

If she doesn't like you, she'll say no

If she likes you, she'll say yes

If you don't ask, you'll never know

user218912

I don't take risks like that

user218912

because

user116211

@obe Show some efforts.

user218912

if I ask too early and she says no, then she could have potentially said yes if i asked at a later time

user218912

so i won't ask until i'm 99% sure

Sir Cumference

3:25 AM

@obe You're overthinking it

user116211

@obe yes.

user116211

47 mins ago, by 0celo7

Try to kiss her, see if she calls the cops

user218912

or not...

heather

@obe, I think you need to do a mathematical analysis of this and then come back =P

Sir Cumference

@obe Don't take yourself too seriously, it's not a big deal if she says no

user218912

3:27 AM

it is for me...

Sir Cumference

Plenty of people stay platonic after finding out one liked the other

user116211

@0celo7, help @obe; he needs advice.

user218912

@SirCumference i'd seriously die

user218912

:(

Sir Cumference

@obe If you stop thinking it's such a big deal, it won't be a big deal.

user116211

3:28 AM

@obe WTH ;/

user116211

This is a symptom of obsession.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 Nah, it's anxiety

user116211

._.

heather

@obe, wait, wait, idea: invite her and a couple of friends to go see the movies or eat together or whatever. then, tell your friends to get you guys to sit next to each other. and then, there you go.

Sir Cumference

@heather That's a start

user116211

3:29 AM

You should give her some good books @obe.

user218912

@heather that happened once (different situation)

Sir Cumference

@obe She need tutoring?

In math?

user218912

no

user116211

Help in Physics?

user218912

no :(

user218912

3:30 AM

but doesn't know much

Sir Cumference

Well we can't help you if you don't take our advice, I'm afraid

user218912

the advice doesn't fit though

user116211

@SirC, are you still listening to the SU anthem?

user218912

i'm looking for advice obv

Sir Cumference

You don't think it fits, but plenty of people get rejected and move on, not thinking it's a big deal

user218912

3:32 AM

what @heather said was good advice, btw

Sir Cumference

Others get to go on dates

You're in college. Ya don't get many chances like this

0celo7

@heather You're going to be a functional human being.

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Sir Cumference

@0celo7 Heather's pretty clever

user218912

@SirCumference I know

Sir Cumference

@obe wait wtf

who are you

Oh wait you're obe

user116211

3:33 AM

What happened to you again @obe?

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 obe transformed again

0celo7

@MAFIA36790 What?

Sir Cumference

@heather When Othello has a lot of faith in you, that's something to be proud of

I haven't reached that level of respect myself

user116211

@0celo7 What?

0celo7

Why do you hate girls?

user116211

3:35 AM

I don't hate girls.

user116211

I'm not interested in all these things.

Sir Cumference

Not into relationships?

user116211

I don't care.

user116211

@SirCumference no.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 You'll live pretty comfortably, not worrying about that stuff

user218912

3:36 AM

@MAFIA36790 what if someone asked you out?

user116211

@SirCumference yes.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 Kinda envious here

user116211

@obe I make sure this will not ever happen.

user218912

a surprise one

user218912

and they were pretty and smart and had a personality you liked.

user218912

3:37 AM

you'd be like "don't care bye"

user218912

?

Sir Cumference

@obe He just said he's not into relationships

user218912

it's built into our brains through evolution, it's the only way our species can survive xD

Sir Cumference

@obe No, not all of us?

user218912

he can't not be into it

user218912

3:39 AM

unless he's asexual

user218912

which is rare... i think

user116211

@obe What?

user116211

Oh Lord.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 You don't know what asexual means?

Oh k good

user116211

Yes, I know; lower organisms do that job.

Sir Cumference

3:40 AM

@MAFIA36790 What

user218912

lol what

Sir Cumference

Oh...

user116211

What?

Sir Cumference

Hopefully that's a joke

user116211

This is going crazy ;/

user116211

3:41 AM

I'm not good in biology.

Sir Cumference

@obe He's talking about asexually reproducing organisms

user218912

@SirCumference ohhh

Sir Cumference

I hope he's joking tho

user218912

but humans can be too

Sir Cumference

@obe We can't asexually reproduce >_>

user116211

3:41 AM

Why should I joke? Was there any point of joking?

user218912

(not self reproducing, but asexual)

user116211

I'm not getting anything; sorry.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 You know asexual can mean having no sex drive, right?

user218912

no it more generally means no interest in anyone.

Sir Cumference

@obe No, it means no interest in sex

user116211

3:42 AM

I'm out of this. Go on with your asexual discussion.

user218912

@SirCumference fine

Sir Cumference

Some asexuals don't care about romantic relationships

user218912

but they still have friends

Sir Cumference

@obe What?

That's platonic

user218912

huh?

Sir Cumference

3:43 AM

@obe That's not romantic

user218912

I meant friends

user116211

@SirC, Let me give you some problems on Group Theory.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 That...came out of nowhere

user116211

Someone has to change the topic.

Sir Cumference

@obe I don't get what you're saying

user218912

3:44 AM

same

user218912

i'm like you now

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 It's just us two talking

@obe ...

user116211

._.

Sir Cumference

Is that was this was all leading up to?

user218912

lol

user218912

3:45 AM

xD

user218912

no but seriously someone give me real advice like @heather did

user218912

what she said won't work anymore though

user218912

but it happened before

Sir Cumference

Mafia give him advice

He won't take mine

user218912

you didn't give any?

Sir Cumference

3:45 AM

I said ask her out

user218912

oh that

user218912

before that dude

user218912

it's too early

Sir Cumference

Then get to know her

user218912

I am

user116211

3:46 AM

@obe, Are you in interaction with her? In any way?

user218912

@MAFIA36790 text.

user116211

yes?

user116211

Okay.

Sir Cumference

Use LaTexT

user218912

lol

Sir Cumference

3:47 AM

$\text{hi how r u}$

user116211

Then make her see how you feel implicitly by doing her favourite stuffs.

Sir Cumference

That's what we have \text for

texting

user116211

I use \textrm

user218912

@MAFIA36790 hmmm

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 you're silly

typing two extra characters

user116211

3:48 AM

._.

user218912

that's actually a good idea I never thought about that xD thanks @MAFIA36790

0celo7

@heather bed time??

Sir Cumference

That's a whole 0.5 seconds and a few muscles wasted

0celo7

lol @MAFIA36790 is asexual?

user218912

no lol

user116211

3:49 AM

See? I can give good advices without even without being into such stuffs.

Sir Cumference

@obe he never said that :P

user116211

@0celo7 I'm not a lower organism ;(

0celo7

what does that mean?

user218912

@MAFIA36790 but do you think like one? :o

Sir Cumference

@0celo7 he's saying he doesn't reproduce asexually

0celo7

3:49 AM

rekt

user116211

._.

Sir Cumference

We've been over this

@obe damn...

user218912

what?

user218912

that wasn't meant to be offensive o.o

Sir Cumference

$$\huge \color{blue}{S _A} \color{purple}{V ^A} \color{red}{G _E}$$

user218912

3:50 AM

no

user218912

make it blue

user116211

@SirCumference Why did you use \displaystyle? Use red.

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 Compromised

user116211

noice.

user218912

nooo

user218912

3:52 AM

I'll renewcommand you...

Sir Cumference

$\LaTeX$ is fun

user218912

$\renewcommand{\color}{\color{cyan}{\mathrm{{:(}}}}$

Sir Cumference

${}$

user218912

doesn't work fffff

user218912

do I have to enter the whole thing?

Sir Cumference

3:57 AM

Lemme just test one thing

Nah, looks dumb

Anyone know some funky LaTeX tricks?

user218912

$\color{cyan}{\mathfrak savage}$

user218912

:(

user116211

Speaking of LaTeX, I'm having problem in using \eqref.

Sir Cumference

God that hurts my eyes...

user218912

what does?

Sir Cumference

3:59 AM

@obe this

user218912

it doesn't load for me

Sir Cumference

das weird

gtg 'night

user116211

Why doesn't \label work here?

user218912

same

user218912

bye!!!

user116211

3:59 AM

@SirCumference bye.

user116211

@obe o/

user116211

Now, the room is silent...

user116211

Nice!

user116211

No girl talk; no asexual talk.

user116211

Huh.

vzn

4:37 AM

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DanielSank

@MAFIA36790 \o

ffahim

@DanielSank .. can we discuss about any problem

??

rob

Bottom of the 10th, Cubs up 2, two outs for Cleveland

Sir Cumference

@MAFIA36790 GIRLS

ASEXUAL

ASEXUAL GIRLS

DanielSank

@ffahim I don't understand the question.

ffahim

4:44 AM

I have not yet asked... let me ask@DanielSank

It's about Pascal's law

We know that F1/A1=F2/A2 @DanielSank

DanielSank

@ffahim Whare are F1, A1, etc.?

I cannot read your mind.

ffahim

Its from Pascal's equation

Hydraulic press ....@DanielSank

DanielSank

@ffahim When you ask a question involving mathematical symbols, define them, please.

ffahim

Ok... It's time consuming. Wait pls

@DanielSank when there are two pistons ... having area of A1 and A2. I applied force F1 on piston having the area of A1(A1<A2). Now according to Pascal law.. there will be a force F2 on the piston A2.. (F2>F1). @DanielSank

rob

@ffahim Are those forces and areas, and thus equal pressures?

ffahim

4:52 AM

Yes@rob

DanielSank

@ffahim ok

ffahim

So here's my question.. what if I applied F2 force on A2... will there be that F1 force on A1? @DanielSank @rob

I meant will it decrease ?

DanielSank

I think you need to be more clear about what is causing these forces.

The equation F1/A1 = F2/A2 only makes sense if both of the forces are caused by a gas, and the gasses on either side of the piston have the same pressure.

(Could be a liquid instead of gas)

ffahim

Hmmm but.. where is my answer?@DanielSank

DanielSank

@ffahim I have no idea what you mean.

ffahim

4:58 AM

In hydraulic press . Doesn't that work?@DanielSank

DanielSank

@ffahim What is "that"?

I don't understand what you're asking.

ffahim

Pascal's law says that both of the pistons will have the same pressure .. isn't that?@DanielSank

DanielSank

Both pistons?

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