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And also authenticating some signatures. Well. Since I didn't have a registered signature I needed to add mine to the books
I was thinking it'd be something digital so that any documents office could see everyone's signature...
No. It's quite literally a massive book of signatures
It's so ridiculous lol
In recent years there have been lots of stories in the papers about people using student visas for illegal immigration, so all countries have been tightening the rules.
I'd guess that's why they are giving you so much hassle
Getting this visa is being hell
I filed in all the paperwork today
It's like a folder filled with all kinds of documents you can imagine
hopefully it'll be okay
Good luck :-)
Thanks :)
Now I just need a plane ticket
Anyhow when you're settled ping me here and we'll sort out the laptop. Are you on Facebook? I'm a little relucatnt to exchange e-mail address in public, as it were.
05:04
@JohnRennie Yep. I'm there under the same name, gimme a second
That was quick :-)
You were on my history :p
Perfect. I've been checking and lots of UK delivery companies will deliver to Lisbon so everything should be straightforward.
Now I should probably get back to my servers :-((((
Told you you shouldn't have jinxed it...
Nothing's broken, it's just the routine checks I need to do now.
Checking the servers haven't run out of disk space and their backups all ran normally. All very straightforward but a bit boring.
05:09
That's what the servers want you to think
also, can't you automate that with a bash script?
Now you mention it I've been finding potatoes in the server room. Should I be worried?
:)
This is only the beginning
@BernardMeurer It's all highly automated - you can't look after 500 servers if you need to check them all manually
But at the end of the day a human has to look at the report that picks out any unusual status reports.
Well, I think you can, just not do that and be the messiah of PSE
Scaling is one of the things you have to consider in IT. Suppose it takes 5 minutes per server to dial in and check a couple of logs. For 500 servers that's 42 hours a day.
And we're on course to grow to 1,000 servers in the next few years.
05:13
Can somebody please explain the precession of a gyroscope. I checked out a lot of answers in the threads but couldn't understand them. Thank you.
@shashank Which answers and what did you not understand about them?
@JohnRennie Scalability is key indeed
I like scripting/automation a lot
It's actually my single project I use the most
Many people have asked this question before but their answers difficult to imagine.
This saves me a humongous amount of time
One answer mentioned that as the gyroscope goes lower due to the torque applied by gravity, the lower part of the wheel spins faster than the upper part which causes precession. I couldn't understand why the lower part moves faster.
05:21
Was it you saying you'd recently got a reissue of the Black Sabbath albums
Yeah! The SACD remaster
sounds stellar
I lost touch with them after Technical Ecstacy, but the albums before then are amongst my favourite albums.
In 1979 I saw Ozzy Osbourne's first ever live set as Blizzard of Oz :-)
@JohnRennie Is that slang for slow machines?
@JohnRennie All of those are SACD remasters
@DanielSank when you awake to find that one of Bernard's potatoes has uplinked to your brain through your nasal cavity then you'll know what I'm referring to :-)
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05:25
The Black Sabbath ones that is
Volume 4 is my favourite Sabbath album.
@DanielSank You shouldn't have served potatoes at your wedding
Actually it's close to my favourite album of all time.
@BernardMeurer William Gibson got it mostly right but failed to anticipate potates running Linux.
Maybe I'll look for the remasters, but maybe not. I've got all the early albums on CD, though I've ripped them to FLAC and only play them on my media centre these days.
Czech thy facebook
I've never used ALAC, but that isn't any technical judgement but rather that I had never thought to look at it.
I thought FLAC was supported everywhere?
But maybe not on mobile devices so much ...
05:34
Not by Apple stuff b/c they have ALAC lol
Ah :-)
The compression on ALAC is worse though
I don't know how interested you are in Black Sabbath, but I have several books on them (as epub) if you want to borrow them.
DSD/SACD albums are amazing
I've just begun to listen to them more recently
I was angry because of traffic one day and found out they helped me decompress
The downside of SACD
File sizes?
05:40
Yep
And this is with it being compressed to ALAC
Is it ripped at a high bitrate?
the DSD file sizes are horrendous
It's
Well
Direct-Stream Digital (DSD) is the trademark name used by Sony and Philips for their system of digitally recreating audible signals for the Super Audio CD (SACD). DSD uses pulse-density modulation encoding—a technology to store audio signals on digital storage media that are used for the SACD. The signal is stored as delta-sigma modulated digital audio; a sequence of single-bit values at a sampling rate of 2.8224 MHz (64 times the CD Audio sampling rate of 44.1 kHz, but only at 1⁄32768 of its 16-bit resolution). Noise shaping occurs by use of the 64-times oversampled signal to reduce noise/distortion...
This is what SACD uses, as opposed to PCM
For example, my recording of Dire Straits sultans of swing
@shashank: sorry, we've been talking about music and ignoring your question about gyroscopes.
is 96KHz, 24 bit and 4608 kpbs
@shashank: Are you asking why the gyroscope moves at right angles to the applied torque?
05:43
@BernardMeurer read about how delta/sigma encoding works.
@JohnRennie Oh! Oh! Klepner and Kolenkow's book has a fabulous illustration of why torque works that way!
@BernardMeurer Yes. You need to understand that.
@DanielSank On it!
Good.
Imma go learn how to use firebase.
@DanielSank I might just check that out. I must admit I've always just taken it for granted and never thought to find out exactly why it was.
05:45
> In a conventional ADC, an analog signal is integrated, or sampled, with a sampling frequency and subsequently quantized in a multi-level quantizer into a digital signal.
What do they mean by quantized here?
@DanielSank Firebase! Are people still using that?
@JohnRennie Oh wow! Do you have the book?
@JohnRennie Looks like it: firebase.google.com/…
@DanielSank No, but I'm sure that nice Jeff Bezos can help
@JohnRennie Ok ok ok (I'm so excited).
Imagine a rod with a mass on either end.
Now spin the rod about its center.
Okay I'm spinning it
05:47
Orient it so that the axis of ration runs left to right in front of you.
I have a few friends who write code with Delphi, and in the days before SQL Express go established Firebase was quite often used as a lightweight SQL Server. These days it's a niche product and rarely used in industry.
And lets point the angular momentum to the left.
Hang on, I'll grab a pen and paper ...
ok waiting...
Okay you've lost me and I've hit my computer with a metal rod
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05:48
Ok, go ahead
Ok angular momentum pointing to the left.
When one of the masses is at the top (and the other at the bottom), imagine you whack the top mass toward the left and the bottom mass toward the right.
"Whack" means "impart momentum to".
Before the whack, the top mass was travelling directly away from you.
Now it's going away and a bit left.
The bottom one is moving toward you and a bit right.
@JohnRennie with me?
Yes, I even managed to draw my diagram correctly - the right hand screw rule :-)
@JohnRennie Good job.
Well now look at the angular momentum vector.
It's pointing left, but a little bit toward you.
@DanielSank Aaaaaaaaaaaah it's been rotated anticlockwise
ZOMG!!!!!!!
Which is exactly how you would define the torque of your whacks!
05:52
While the torque is perpendicularly out of the paper
I mean, the whacks have a torque toward you.
No ..
Hang on ..
::hangs on::
You guys are insane. I'm going to bed before I break something
Night!
It must be too early in the morning, I've forgotten how to define the direction of the torque vector.
It's out of the paper towards me isn't it?
05:54
@JohnRennie yes
Well I can't see your drawing, but as I've described things, the torque is toward you.
Good, I was right the first time. And that's why the response is perpendicular to the torque.
And the angular momentum of the rods and masses has gone from being left to being left plus a little towards you.
@shashank: did you follow that?
Too late, he's gone :-)
@JohnRennie oh well.
It's all in the book.
My dad (PhD in physics) was really wowed by that one.
05:59
Uhhhh yep!
That's the one!
That book is really great except for the bit on oscillations.
IMHO teaching oscillations without just going over the Fourier transform first is ridiculous.
It's like trying to push an ice cube up a metal slide with a toothpick.
Hey, give credit where it's due!
(I made that)
He did make it
and it was also his idea
Love you Dan :*
Yeeeesssssss. You're learning, my slave.
06:02
^ Well that was fast.
...but not as fast as @BernardMeurer OH SNAP!
Oh my god hahahaha
@JohnRennie How'd you find that?
Top result - not that I condone such behaviour.
@JohnRennie Wow. I am very naive.
So you can go online and read books without paying for them, eh?
I feel a bit ambivalent about the piracy of textbooks. On the one hand people won't write good textbooks if they're just going to be pirated and they don't get paid. On the other hand it means students in the most deprived circumstances have access to high quality books.
06:06
@JohnRennie Well, presumably that's why books are less expensive outside of the US.
The "pay what you can afford" model is interesting, but how to enforce?!
I think a lot of students don't understand that it takes years to write a book.
Well that Klepner book is £45 (about $75 I think) in the UK. How is a student from the third world going to afford that?
I wonder how much of the retail price goes to the author.
@JohnRennie Not a chance in hell.
@DanielSank bugger all
@JohnRennie Is that British for "not much"?
@DanielSank Yes :-)
06:08
@JohnRennie Oh. You know this from real information?
I'd really like to know more.
Thank you guys. The image helped a lot .
I have 50% written a couple of books.
@shashank \(^^)/
@JohnRennie that's why I come to this room.
Two people got "aha"'s this evening. That's awesome.
Casual conversation with friends suggest that there's little money in writing textbooks, though many status points if it becomes widely read.
But I can't honestly claim I know this for sure.
@JohnRennie Pfffft, status points. Who needs 'em?
Few of us are entirely immune to the approval of our peers :-)
I don't think I've ever met someone who genuinely didn't care what people thought of them, and if such people exist I probably wouldn't want to meet them.
06:12
@JohnRennie indeed.
I would love to write the definitive book on special relativity - using a geometrical approach rather than bloody light clocks - and I would love for that book to become a standard text for first year students.
However, consider this:
I wrote a document about the Fourier transform some years ago. I presented it to an undergraduate journal club. They loved it. When I showed it to some folks here they literally laughed at me.
@JohnRennie do it
If you put it on github or something I'll help.
I am not kidding at all. I am much more motivated when working with a partner and even without one I've generated a huge amount of useful technical documentation on all kinds of stuff.
Maybe one day.
@JohnRennie Whacha waiting for?
The trouble is that I have little idea what a first year student will find easy to understand.
The popular books are the ones that managed to hit just the right note for their readers, and there's a certain arrogance in assuming that I can do better.
06:15
@JohnRennie With physicists, assume zero knowledge and infinite intelligence.
@JohnRennie Arrogance?
::slaps sense into John Rennie::
I remember asking a cell biologist why he couldn't engineer a microbe (it was in the content of sewage treatment) and he replied that nature had been doing it for a lot longer than he had and was a lot better at it.
There must have been thousands of books on relativity written over the last hundred years, and the ones that are currently popular got there through a process akin to natural selection.
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Thinking you can do better than stochastic processes is tempting, but probably misguided.
But I haven't entirely given up hope.
Well I know for a fact I can do better where explaining the Fourier transform is concerned!
I've hated every book I've read on relativity.
Bloody light clocks - if I never see another description of a light clock again it will be too soon.
@JohnRennie yah
Agreed.
Sean Carroll's book and Schutz's books are the closest things I've seen to comprehensible discussions.
But they both fail in certain ways.
Carroll's GR book has one chapter at the beginning which goes over SR.
It's good, but it's too short and has too few examples, etc.
Schutz is really great because he actually tries to tell you what the hell is going on in the math.
However, the writing becomes obscure, and again there aren't enough examples.
I learned what I know of GR from Schutz's book. I think it's an excellent way for an amateur GR head to start, but he sometimes skips steps presumably because he thinks they are obvious - but they weren't obvious to me :-)
06:24
@ACuriousMind Sorry I've got a lvl1 sleep effect
Anyhow, I have to get back to my servers ...
@JohnRennie That's more or less what i meant by the writing getting obscure.
@JohnRennie okey dokey
 
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07:28
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@Slereah: be nice
@DanielSank : I was referring to what Woit said: "I suspect that there are quite a few physicists, of my generation and later, who don’t necessarily feel “very lucky” to get to live in a period of no significant progress in the past 40 years, with the prospect of none in our lifetimes.".
07:44
@JohnRennie is it mean to call his book great
It wouldn't be if you meant it :-)
But by deleting the message, aren't you expressing the fact that it is not
08:27
Of course it slipped down the rankings a bit when I left :-)
 
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11:20
Yo
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Q: Handling coherent answers that aren't valid for the site

David ZOver at Physics SE someone posted the following answer to the question "Can one create mass from energy?": Yes. Genesis 2:7 "and Jehovah God went on to form the man out of dust". (God created man from dust.) Genesis 2:19 "Now Jehovah God had been forming from the ground every wild animal...

11:33
@JohnRennie I'll be your model first year student lel
12:11
@BernardMeurer why aren't you in Lisbon yet
12:55
I am thinking if I should use Python to simulate whether dark matter will form a black hole or not as my bachelor dissertation.
Would anyone be kind enough to give me any advices? (I have approximately 6 months, do not know Standard model, know a little bit of Python)
That's a pretty tall order
How do you even simulate dark matter?
What model of dark matter are you using
I have no idea...... I guess it is too tall then?
Do you know some general relativity and numerical physics
Including 3+1 general relativity
nope, I do not know any numerical physics, and very basic of general relativity.
Yeah probably not a good idea then
13:05
I see, thank you for your advice :)
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Q: Non-topological solitons in condensed matter physics

newtAs I know most well-known soliton solutions in condensed matter physics are topological ones: kinks, domain walls etc. In field theory there are several examples on non-topological solitons: Q-balls, oscillons (as long-lived excitations), chiral solitons. Also I know about soliton explanation of...

Too broad?
@Qmechanic It's formally too broad (since it asks for an open-ended list). I'm not wasting a close vote on it though.
13:31
@Qmechanic It's a bit broad but I'd be inclined to keep it. OP makes a good case (to an outsider) that they are looking for a relatively rare thing, and that a few examples would suffice.
Today I joined this talk
https://sydneyscience.com.au/event/quantum-physics-and-art/

and
@EmilioPisanty : My main problem with it is that it is both an actual physics question (the list part) and a res. recom q. We usually try not to mix those. (Here it is implicitly understood that any phys. q is implicitly a request for reference. However an explicit request for res. recom. usually implies the res. recom tag and CW status.)
@Qmechanic I'm not too bothered by that part tbh
it's certainly not the first and they've usually worked OK as far as I recall
it's often the case that the OP wants examples of X but OP can't know a priori how much of a bite they're trying to take - whether it can be explained in a few lines or whether it's more material and it's an off-to-that-book-you-go type of situation
Found from the talk that a lot of surrealist art from the 1970 stems from the discovery of a new reality as Heisenberg and others found quantum mechanics

Caption: The Vertigo of Eros, said to be the artist's interpretation on what the atomic world look like
@Qmechanic re CW I'd say leave it as is. If it does generate only res-recom type answers then it may be appropriate. But here there's definitely merit in selecting good references (i.e. it's not loads of free rep for rattling off Jackson as a good grad-level EM book), so I don't quite see the point even if it does go down that route.
13:44
Therefore, both artists and scientists are also asking the questions of reality, except one does it by collecting data, and another by expressing an idea and present it in an art work
Aug 6 at 12:18, by Secret
user image
I also found this "attempt proposal of demonstration of spin states" were already realised by the qubit transistor team as they track the trajectory of the spin vector in real time
Also, @Qmechanic, regarding this one
I'm pretty certain you can show that $\langle\tfrac{1}{2}|Q|\tfrac{1}{2}\rangle = 0$, where $Q$ is the quadrupole operator. However the details have slipped from what I laughingly refer to as my memory. This might give you enough clues to Google the answer. — John Rennie Dec 14 '14 at 10:56
I flagged it recently, it got mauled by the comment handler as in meta.math.stackexchange.com/questions/23698/…
I also talked to the people after they shared how the artwork is made and the underlying idea, and I found it illustrate nicely what happens in my messy mind where things are all over the place, and ocassionally some stirngs of text will carry a profound emotion on me simply because it links back to very old memories in my life
It should either be fixed (copy-paste from a clean \rangle and add a space before it), or deleted
14:16
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Q: What type of image is formed when we use convex lens and concave lens seperately?

ShujaahmeddarAre images inverted? Real? Erect? What type of images are formed?

Erect - snigger
On a less immature level, this seems an awfully lazy question. A few moments of Googling would find the answers.
@EmilioPisanty : I fiddled a bit. Now the LaTeX seems to display correctly.
14:37
Woot, got a free copy of Spivak Vol 1
@Qmechanic excellent =)
Can someone explain exponents of $-1$?
Suppose I have $(-1)^{pq}$ and $(-1)^{(p+q)r}$
all integers
what is the ratio of those
Would using $-1=e^{-i\pi}$ and then using index rules for complex exponential help simplify them?
not sure
I don't remember algebra
@0celo7 What is there to explain? $x^a / x^b = x^{a-b}$.
14:47
@0celo7 what do you mean?
good god your avatar is scary
@ACuriousMind because that doesn't give the right answer...
oh wait, I'm dumb
carry on
aha, $(-1)^q=(-1)^{q^2}$
what does that say?
Spivak has Satanic markings on it.
-metry Dif-
Differential geometry?
vzn
vzn
15:41
@Secret what team are you talking about?
Nah, that's just my naive idea on trying to build a demostration of the bloch sphere experimentally
and then someone had done it
16:04
@0celo7 Is that spivak differential geometry vol 1?
that's odd
my copy looks like ↑ that one
@vzn I got a copy of the second edition from a retiring prof
That should be @EmilioPisanty
Do you have the second volume?
16:24
@0celo7 back home in Mexico
this sort of thing as I recall
though I found vol. 1 distinctly more interesting and useful
vol. 2 is just a trawling dive through the original works of the albatrosses depicted
physics.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/143016 ← really tempted to reject it just to keep "Satanding wave" up
@EmilioPisanty volume 2 is the shit
It's also out of print.
@0celo7 is it actually?
there's a couple of new copies on amazon
at least the shipping is cheap
@EmilioPisanty lol, I guess satanding waves would be more of a case for exorcism.SE, though
@ACuriousMind lol
Thoughts on my comment here welcomed:
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Q: Orifice Flow Rate: Reference Request

shardulcI am writing my first math paper, and I am using a formula for the mass flow rate of a liquid through an orifice. I found this formula mentioned in some online videos (like this one) but I could not find the source of the formula. The formula is $$m' = \frac{(\Delta p)^{\frac{1}{\alpha}}}{R}$$ wh...

Ignore this. I am testing my new screen name
Damn
17:29
@DavidZ Maybe it's just me, but I'm finding it really hard not to look at that title with an entirely toilet-humour viewpoint
@EmilioPisanty Noted and partially agreed
:-P
@DavidZ It looks OK to me, but what you propose here sounds reasonable.
It does sound like the OP really does need a solid literature reference to cite, though
The "axioms" will just be the Navier-Stokes equations, or similar, so a "reference to the axioms" is a bit misguided
but if what they want is something to cite, then it may be just fine to keep the tag.
Eh... I dunno, even if they're just looking for something to cite. Can you meaningfully argue the merits of different sources to cite for an equation? Are there better and worse ones for different people? Will there continue to be new sources with different advantages produced over time?
would be more the sort of tag to use when you want a source to cite for something, I think.
18:03
@DavidZ The point is that while an answer here would be OK, it looks like the OP just wants to be able to write "equation (1) has been shown to be the relevant description of the process [X]"
with [X] being some appropriate reference
which becomes much weaker if it's to some random page on the internet
If that's the case, it sounds like a question
At least definitely not
@DavidZ to be honest I'm still not 100% sure what actually means
Is it "a question where there really is most likely a single reference that does it"?
Yeah, pretty much
That's the idea anyway
because this one doesn't quite do that
it's much more likely to be found in just about any fluid mechanics book if you know where to look
It may be appropriate to generalize to or something, to include cases like this
18:08
@DavidZ Honestly, I don't think it'll be worth the effort
Then again, no reason the question really needs to have or . I'm about 99% sure it doesn't fit the description of the latter. I wouldn't mind just removing that tag.
just to give a sense of the kind of thing that tag was supposed to be for
This one will probably do just fine without either tag
18:23
OK, yeah, I've changed it.
18:38
@DavidZ looks OK to me.
18:55
@0celo7 Because I still need my visa
19:39
@JohnRennie Check the GDrive. The upload finished
20:08
@ACuriousMind First QM lecture is going to be linear algebra. I'm scared.
First homework is all linear algebra...
 
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Sigh...I need someone who's good with GR

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