The h Bar

0celo7

00:00

what

@FenderLesPaul I've moved on

FenderLesPaul

:(

0celo7

you weren't there when I needed you

FenderLesPaul

give me one more chance

0celo7

uh, no?

FenderLesPaul

ugh fine

I tried

0537

00:04

and here I was excited that we would have a skype call.

:(

0celo7

...

FenderLesPaul

lmfaoo

0celo7

@0537 I've given up hope, @FenderLesPaul is too obsessed with this work

I've moved on to someone who can love something other than GR and Wald

FenderLesPaul

If I ever get married and get divorced it'll definitely be for that exact reason

2

0537

lol

FenderLesPaul

00:06

facebook.com/topic/Michigan-State-Police/…

0celo7

@ACuriousMind is obsessed with video games and math.phys

physicists simply don't make good wives

0537

because they don't live good lives.

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 There are worse obsessions to have

0celo7

@ACuriousMind oh I'm sure

FenderLesPaul

heroin shot

nahhhh

0celo7

00:09

::snorts line off of hooker's abs::

he's full of crap

ACuriousMind

Hey, I'm addicted to drugs, not obsessed with them :P

0celo7

I dont know if he's joking or not

0537

of course he's joking.

0celo7

@DanielSank is texting an asynchronous communication protocol

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Depends on whether or not there is a "seen" feature

0celo7

00:10

I turn that shit off so people can't know that I'm ignoring them.

FenderLesPaul

I hate that feature it sucks

0celo7

Came in real handy during the mid-junior year gf crisis

FenderLesPaul

especially if you're texting a girl you like

0celo7

That one was a doozy

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Good thinking there. Although sometimes it's better if they know.

FenderLesPaul

00:11

because if you don't get a response back 5 minutes after she's seen it

you go fucking insane

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul currently doing that

she has the "read" thing turned off

so I dunno

FenderLesPaul

dude texting made this stuff so much worse

0537

why would you text a girl that you like?

0celo7

...

please be joking

please

ACuriousMind

@0537 Uh

0celo7

00:13

@FenderLesPaul yah

0537

It seems too awkward and obvious.

0celo7

apparently she wants to watch Cinderella with me? Dunno if that's a euphemism

FenderLesPaul

she wants you to dress up as a princess

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul What, having to call her landline and talking to her parents first seems a better way of doing things to you?

0celo7

@0537 Obvious?

@FenderLesPaul I can live with this

I identify as a pretty princess anyway

ACuriousMind

00:14

@0celo7 lol

0537

@0celo7 obvious that you like them.

0celo7

well no shit

FenderLesPaul

@ACuriousMind huh?

0celo7

how else are you gonna get in her pants?

FenderLesPaul

I think you sent that to the wrong person :p

0celo7

00:15

pretend you don't like her?

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul You said "texting made this stuff so much worse". What was better without texting?

0537

@0celo7 yeah.

FenderLesPaul

oh

0537

well that's what I do.

It hasn't worked.

for now.

FenderLesPaul

the lack of anxiety of waiting for a response and stuff

0celo7

00:15

.-.

ACuriousMind

@0537 Are you...surprised by that?

FenderLesPaul

and not knowing the tone with which she's replying

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul emojis man

you gotta crack the emoji code

FenderLesPaul

dude I can never tell how much to read into emojis

0celo7

wtf does 😁 mean

ACuriousMind

00:16

@0celo7: Perhaps you're to be the pumpkin coach, not the princess

FenderLesPaul

some girls I know are super conservative with that stuff

0celo7

currently trying to understand it

0537

@ACuriousMind I wouldn't know, 0 experience.

FenderLesPaul

and others send out <3 like it's curing cancer

ACuriousMind

The number of question marks and exclamation marks is also very important, as is the number of y's in "hey" :P

FenderLesPaul

00:17

also some girls just straight up fuck with you when texting

0celo7

some girls straight up fuck you, period

FenderLesPaul

they act all flirty and then you bump into them in person and they're all like "da fuq you want"

life is a struggle

0537

tfw you don't remember the last time you spoke to a girl.

0celo7

...

@0537 dude

@ACuriousMind is not having gotten a "hey" a bad sign o.o

oh, there's one

only one "y"

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Depends, what salutation did she use?

0celo7

00:19

jesus christ, @ACuriousMind, what does it mean

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Playing it safe, then.

0celo7

what does that mean???

FenderLesPaul

Dude send back a hey with 15 y's

and 3 exclamation marks

and a picture of a walrus

that shit is gold

0celo7

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul Strange fetish

0537

00:20

@0celo7 it has to have been over half a year ago.

FenderLesPaul

Don't you dare judge my walrus fetish

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Yeah, that one means to back away slowly

0celo7

@0537 go out and talk to one

0537

I'm bad at doing that.

0celo7

@ACuriousMind lol thats what FLP wants me to send

ACuriousMind

00:20

@0celo7 He obviously wants you for himself

FenderLesPaul

you gotta make it all caps

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

0celo7

@ACuriousMind We tried.

FenderLesPaul

That's how I text Wald, just sayin'

0celo7

You do NOT have his phone number, stop the BS

FenderLesPaul

psh

pshhh

0celo7

00:21

if you did you'd know how to prove theorem 8.1.1

FenderLesPaul

PSHH

cries

0celo7

Has anyone watched the 2015 Cinderella movie?

ACuriousMind

I wasn't even aware there was a 2015 Cinderella movie

0celo7

Apparently it's her favorite movie.

I'm...not sure about that.

It should be something sensible like Pulp Fiction or Conan the Barbarian

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Uh-oh, that's dangerous territory

0celo7

00:23

@ACuriousMind I know!

ACuriousMind

Conan <3

0celo7

@ACuriousMind Did you not heart PF?

FenderLesPaul

Go watch The Revenant

ACuriousMind

I think I don't get Pulp Fiction

FenderLesPaul

that shit is dope

ACuriousMind

00:24

Everyone says it's so good, but I was like meh after watching it

0celo7

Django Unchained was also awesome

what does it get on the ACM scale?

ACuriousMind

That one was nice

0celo7

@ACuriousMind Seriously, I'm trying to figure out what it means

I know she didn't like The Revenant.

She said she did...but it was too much.

Also I have to finish my physics homework and start reading some glorious poetry.

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Well, it can mean anything. I'd never invite someone to watch my favourite things with me for fear they don't like them. I have friends who basically invite everyone they meet to watch their favorite things with them. And then some people might only watch those with people they really like...

0celo7

H bar why do you enable me to procrastinate so much?????????????????

FenderLesPaul

00:27

woo

got a gig lined up this weekend

I won't starve!

DanielSank

@0celo7 Yes.

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I'm the same way you are, IRL. I know I spam my music here but in real life very few people know what I listen to

And that's because I know most people don't like it

@DanielSank you're pretty scummy

how long is the waiting time for a response on a text sent to you

average

FenderLesPaul

@0celo7 maybe you shouldn't listen to whale sounds dubstep

then more people would like what you listen to

0celo7

oh so I dump your sorry ass and now you insult my music??

I will have you know digitized whale orgasms make for amazing music!

2

FenderLesPaul

Can't argue with that

0celo7

00:34

@ACuriousMind so what is your favorite movie

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Good question, I'm not sure I have one

I find rankings...difficult :P

FenderLesPaul

That means his favorite movie is Avatar The Last Airbender

0celo7

alright, name one of your most favorite movies

some $\epsilon$-nbhd of your favorite will do

ACuriousMind

I think I really liked 12 Monkeys

FenderLesPaul

kinky

o.o

0celo7

00:41

@ACuriousMind I have not seen that

would you watch it with me, ACM-senpai

ACuriousMind

Hahahahahaha

No.

0celo7

...

y

ok ACM hates me, it's official

ACuriousMind

> I'd never invite someone to watch my favourite things with me for fear they don't like them.

0celo7

Why wouldn't I like it?

Seriously

ACuriousMind

No problem with you watching it, but I won't be there

0celo7

00:45

What

FenderLesPaul

DON'T PREACH TO ME - Skallywags (With lyrics)

►

0celo7

you think I won't like it?

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Well, I'm not saying there's reason to believe you don't like it. It's a fear, it's irrational by definition

0celo7

wtf are you talking about

fear is not irrational

I'm confused

(maybe that's why I won't like it?)

can someone other than Bajoran pls tell me why I wouldn't like the movie?

too intellectual? scary? violent?

not enough rainbows and unicorns (fuck yeah unicorns)?

I'm gonna monologue until someone answers me

Ok so we want to solve the 1-D heat equation on an interval $0<x<L$ with Neumann boundary conditions

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 I meant what I said. I have no reason to think you won't like it. But I'm not absolutely certain you will like it, so I won't risk it.

0celo7

00:51

@ACuriousMind ahhhhhhh

now I get it

you'd only watch it with someone if you're 100% sure that they will like it

not 100% sure that they won't dislike it

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Yes...which I can pretty much only be if they've already watched it

0celo7

does this apply for Kino movies too?

or just at your place

ACuriousMind

Well, it doesn't apply to stuff I've not seen, and also not to stuff I don't like (but why would I watch that again?)

0celo7

I watched SW ep. 4 multiple times for continuity

Doesn't mean I liked it

ACuriousMind

Yeah, I wouldn't do that, I think

0celo7

00:56

@ACuriousMind what are some movies being released in the near future

ACuriousMind

No idea, I'm not monitoring that

0celo7

Did you ever finish Fallout 4?

ACuriousMind

No

It wasn't what I hoped it would be :/

Enough other good games coming up this year, though

0celo7

Not as good as Skyrim even?

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 No, I think I felt it was worse than Skyrim. But perhaps only because I expected better things after New Vegas, even if that wasn't really made by Bethesda

Obsidian (the people behind NV) release Torment: Tides of Numenara this year, a successor to Planescape. I'm quite excited for that

FenderLesPaul

01:02

After a while all the fantasy game titles sound the same

ACuriousMind

Well, that is right :D

It's kinda hard coming up with a title that sounds original, you also see it with books

FenderLesPaul

The Elder Scrolls 5: Shards of Numenir and Tides of Aranguil

sounds legit enough

0celo7

They should just take hep-th paper names

THE ELDER SCROLLS 6 VIRASORO BRANE BICOHOMOLOGY

ACuriousMind

Picking one at random: "Fallout V: BCJ Relations for One-Loop QCD Integral Coefficients "

"Might and Magic XI: Emergent spontaneous symmetry breaking and emergent symmetry restoration in rippling gravitational background "

...I don't think this will catch on

0celo7

What about gr-qc?

ACuriousMind

01:07

@0celo7 "Age of Wonders 4: Covariant renormalizable gravity model as a mimetic Horndeski model: cosmological solutions and perturbations "

"Deus Ex: Complete cosmic scenario in the Randall-Sundrum braneworld from the dynamical systems perspective "

No, gr-qc does not work better

wtf is a mimetic Horndeski model, anyway?

0celo7

hmm

I wonder if math-ph will be allowed as a thesis direction

metric Helsinki models sound interesting

FenderLesPaul

gr-qc is easily the worst section of arxiv

it has the dumbest papers

0celo7

wat

not cat-th?

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 What is that supposed to be?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind category theory

> Biset functors as module Mackey functors, and its relation to derivators

ACuriousMind

01:18

@0celo7 That's math.CT, not cat-th

0celo7

> Higher prequantum geometry

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul Worst section is just "physics"

0celo7

Oh, that one's by Urs

arxiv.org/abs/1601.05956

FenderLesPaul

@ACuriousMind dem's fighting words

0celo7

@ACuriousMind New paper by Urs ^

ACuriousMind

01:20

@FenderLesPaul I mean the section "physics" for the papers to which none of the more specific tags apply. Its density of crackpot stuff is far higher than in the other tags

FenderLesPaul

ooh

I didn't even know that existed

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul within it, physics.gen-ph is easily the worst.

FenderLesPaul

"Some properties of dark matter field in the complex octonion space"

lol what the fuck

ACuriousMind

Evolving Quantum-Universe Aggregates: A Theory of Every 'Thing'

0celo7

10 hours ago, by 0celo7

@guest An algebra is a well defined concept, namely a vector space with a bilinear product.

seriously, why was that starred??

ACuriousMind

01:27

@0celo7 Could've told you that from "higher prequantum geometry" alone. But since I still don't understand his 1000 page epic, I think I won't understand much of his papers either

@0celo7 No idea

Perhaps the astronomer is drunk

DanielSank

@0celo7 Well, that's not particularly kind, is it?

0celo7

@DanielSank It is

DanielSank

@0celo7 Oh, I must have been mistaken.

My apologies, lord monarch.

0celo7

yup :)

why do you call me "lord monarch" anyway

GBeau

@FenderLesPaul !!!!!!!! arghhhhh

FenderLesPaul

01:33

@GBeau sup

0celo7

@DanielSank why "lord monarch"

ACuriousMind

@GBeau You seem stressed.

Maybe listening to some whale orgasms could help

FenderLesPaul

mmm

0celo7

Noize Suppressor - Jackass Sperm - [NR-019] Official preview

►

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Blocked

0celo7

01:36

you've blocked me before

it won't last

ACuriousMind

No, the frigging video is blocked here :D

2

0celo7

See

Less than a minute this time

ACuriousMind

Geez, you're paranoid

0celo7

the one under constant attack cannot be paranoid

he is vigilant

no_choice99

sup physics junkies

ACuriousMind

01:39

2 hours ago, by FenderLesPaul

heroin shot

2 hours ago, by 0celo7

::snorts line off of hooker's abs::

We are not physics junkies

no_choice99

lol yeah yeah

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I might have just doomed myself to Cinderella watching

pray for my soul

ACuriousMind

I'll ask Lord Satan to take care of it.

no_choice99

@ACuriousMind was this paper really serious?

the one with "quc" or something like that

ACuriousMind

@no_choice99 Which one? The one from gen-ph? Yeah, probably. There are a lot of crackpots out there

no_choice99

01:43

from ggood universities

i didn't know this

0celo7

@ACuriousMind Oh shit he and I had a bit of a falling out a while back...

ACuriousMind

@no_choice99 Old physicists get weird

And Geoffrey F. Chew is 91 years old. That's a fine age to upload weird stuff to the arXiv

no_choice99

lol

0celo7

They can't revoke my tenure when I'm dead!!

ACuriousMind

Being that old is also one of the few excuses I'll accept for not TeXing a paper

no_choice99

01:47

nvm wiki states that back in 1992 he thought that god was needed to answer some "why" question

yeah he seems to have used mic. word

is that common? I haven't read many papers

ACuriousMind

@no_choice99 Usually, not being in TeX is a strong indicator of it being crap

But there are exceptions

no_choice99

thanks a lot i wanted to know this :)

0celo7

literally all journal articles?

pre arXiv

no_choice99

and use of tex doesn't mean it isn't crap :P

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Ah, well, of course that doesn't apply to older papers

There, the most horrid typewriter things with handwritten corrections and formulae are sometimes the best

0celo7

01:52

Haha

The topologist TA I told you about recommended a book on the AS index theorem that's 500 pages in typewriter

no_choice99

ouch

i can hardly stand reading typewritted stutff

it's horrible on the eyes

0celo7

@ACuriousMind oh god now the idea of going to a musical has been brought up

wtf I listen to whale orgasms not anything decent!!

"going to a music"

gg fingers

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Run while you can :P

0celo7

@ACuriousMind fuck, not gonna lie, this music is really boring to me.

:/

FenderLesPaul

David Finkelstein died

ah well

ACuriousMind

01:58

Well, uh, tell her that?

(that you don't like musicals, not that some Finkelstein died)

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul who?

FenderLesPaul

The Eddington-Finkelstein guy

0celo7

oh

those coordinates are bull anyway, dude

it's like you haven't read any of Dr. Duffield's analyses of them

FenderLesPaul

true

0celo7

he consistently destroys them with Einstein and the evidence

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