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21:00
Planck's constant, distance, time, law . . . What use have physicians thought of for Planck's underpants?
Oh lol weinberg?
"Stevie's ol book!"
@NeuroFuzzy yes
@0celo7 thx
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. The pair of pants is an established name for the three-holed sphere, but I don't think we've determined whose pants they are
@ACuriousMind That's sad. Physics still has a long way to go.
21:02
@ACuriousMind Witten's
duh
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Rest assured, we're working on it!
Witten's pants
Oh, someone made that joke already
nvm
Man, why are you all so obsessed with Witten? :P
he's a little teddy bear
kawaii physicist
Thank God I'm no phys lover.
At least I don't think of Hoffman like this.
21:07
i'm not either
who is hoffman
A human being.
Damn chemist
@Slereah ಠ_ಠ
@Slereah ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
@TanMath : no, I'm talking about Planck's constant here. The dimensionality of action can be expressed as energy x time or momentum x distance. That distance isn't the Planck length.
@JohnDuffield Can you explain what is the coordinate speed of light in Simple English? Unfortunately, your Wiki link is from the standard Wikipedia, which uses complicated English.
21:08
why do you have japanese faces on hand
@Bass : sure. In simple English, it's the speed of light at some location as measured from another location.
@Slereah called it
@Slereah that's HEP
GR terminology is well grounded in sense
Just throw in a lot of "timelike"
and "tensor"
Tho to be fair
HEP is mostly random letters and numbers
Well, yeah. The words we use sound cool, but you can't understand the sentence a physician says in 100 years.
21:14
Half the meson names are like
f369
you can still read physics from 1915
Physician
Medical doctors are confusing
Physics from like, the 18th century, is a bit tougher
@JohnDuffield so if I measure the speed of light at a black hole from my location, then the light is not moving?
@0celo7 Nah, I successfully translated a two-page MRI diagnosis result in 5 hours. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
@0celo7 That was intentional. Physicist + musician.
@Bass : yes. Have a google on that and you can find things like this.
21:20
@JohnDuffield (I'm ignoring the fact that you sent another link to me that uses complicated English). So when I send a light beam from my location towards a black hole, the light beam approaches the event horizon, and suddenly it stops moving?
@Bass : no. The descending light beam goes slower and slower and slower until it grinds to a halt. I kid ye not. Rather counterintuively, a descending light beam slows down, whilst an ascending light beam speeds up. You can check that with Don Koks the PhysicsFAQ editor, who wrote this article.
@Bass That's not a well defined question...how are you going to measure its speed?
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. not true
are you saying that there is no sentence that can't be understood in 100 years?
I am
@JohnDuffield If a black hole of one solar mass is a light year away, how much time passes until my light beam stops completely? If it gets slower and slower, maybe it never reaches the event horizon? (your link again uses complicated English).
Do you understand "Swell zoot suit daddy-o let's boogy"
21:27
@0celo7 : you measure the relative speed of light at different elevations by comparing optical clock rates.
This isn't philosophy.SE but how do you define "understand"?
How do you define define
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. to understand something is to understand the meaning of that something
@0celo7 I don't know, but Duffie says the light stops, so he must know a way to measure its speed
@Bass From where are you measuring again?
From far away?
21:28
@0celo7 But should that meaning be accepted by the majority or is it correct for you because it's solely your interpretation?
Or from up close?
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Theorem 1. I am never wrong. Proof. Follows directly from Theorem 1.
My ice cream is way too dry
how is that even defined
what is the line between wet and dry
for ice cream
@0celo7 far away, for example one light year. Wanna know from Duffield how long it takes for the light to slow down and stop at the EH
Relevant quote
21:30
Its Young modulus should be small
Or great, I forget
It is too solid
@Bass : one year by your local clock. The light stops at the event horizon. That's why it's the event horizon. Flip it around and imagine you're holding a laser beam pointing straight up. If you're above the event horizon the light gets out. If you're at the event horizon, it doesn't.
I eat her ice cream, she eat my ice cream cone. -- Lil Wayne
Feb 19 at 0:38, by 0celo7
I typed the wrong stuff
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. stalker
21:32
So is the sentence above never wrong?
@Bass : you measure the relative speeds using optical clocks. If an optical clock at one elevation is running at twice the rate of an optical clock at a lower elevation, then the coordinate speed of light at the higher location is twice the coordinate speed of light at the lower location.
@0celo7 No. I know of some function called search.
>:)
Me typing the wrong thing and being wrong are different things
You were wrong in typing that, whatever it was.
these are disjoint events
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Nope
21:33
I think this means everywhere else in the universe is wrong.
@Bass : re "far away, for example one light year. Wanna know from Duffield how long it takes for the light to slow down and stop at the EH". One year by your reckoning.
@JohnDuffield But if the black hole wasn't there, it would take a year too. So the light has no time to slow down, it must suddenly stop. This contradicts your previous statement.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. lol
That's just pages of @0celo7 calling stuff wrong :D
Lol
what did you remove
@Bass : you said the black hole is a light year away. A light year is the distance travelled by light in one year. It takes a year because that's the definition of a light year.
21:36
Chat messages.
A proof of the Riemann conjecture
those Germans are a crafty Volk
got that vogel F
@0celo7 What I have to bear in a Table full of Germans.
@Bass I'm not even convinced "one light year away" is even a sensical thing to say in pure GR.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. there's two Germans and one imposter here
Well you can measure the spacelike distance in some foliation of the manifold
21:37
and one Frenchman
@Slereah there need not be a foliation
@JohnDuffield Exactly. But compare case 1 with black hole to case 2 without black hole. The distance is the same in both cases, one light year. The time too, one year in both cases, as you say. So the speed must be the same in both cases too. This means the light cannot slow down. But previously you said it does slow down.
Well without a foliation it's complicated
@0celo7 Me neither :)
@Slereah that's the whole problem
Well no problem with a foliation
21:38
@0celo7 Versus 5-6 Germans in the Table?
did we not establish that when there is a foliation there are no issues?
@ACuriousMind do you remember this conversation?
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. what are you talking about
If there's a foliation you're basically dealing with a Riemannian manifold
Ref is Periodic Table, chem chat.
So there is a shortest geodesic linking two points
well, there might be more Germans
we don't know who @Qmechanic is
21:40
@0celo7 Yes, I remember this conservation because we've already had it in the future.
@ACuriousMind o.o
are you saying I'm going to get confused again someday
and we will beat the dead horse some more
@0celo7 I thought I was implying I was a time traveller, but you're right, that's more likely
@ACuriousMind you're mean
implying I forget things
@ACuriousMind What compactly generated CTCs do you use then
also you are crazy
21:41
And what matter field is used
Also does it diverge at the Cauchy horizon
@0celo7 I thought this was established already
I need to know
@ACuriousMind it is
mean mean German
@Slereah Don't worry, you will
And a sockpuppet.
21:42
du bist böse
@Slereah Who do you think built the time machine I used?
By the way
Or "will use"?
@ACuriousMind uh, me?
What's the correct time here?
21:42
interesting idea
The whole thing about compactly generated horizons
when we develop time travel
@ACuriousMind The time machine builder
will be need a new tense to deal with it linguistically?
Are there always closed null geodesics in the horizon
21:43
@ACuriousMind Tomorrow 1 a.m.
I suspect there is because 1) there is at least one closed null curve 2) IIRC two points that are null-related can be linked by a null geodesic
If that is the case I can see the point of the Hawking chronological protection conjecture
@ACuriousMind that's how we picked the president of the debate club
"picked"
@Bass : it does slow down. Let's say we have a stretch of space that's two light years in extent. We send light from one side to the other, and reflect it off a mirror. After four years we see the reflection. Now we put a black hole in the middle, and arrange for the light to skim past it. When we send light from one side to the other it takes longer than 4 years. What we have is a Shapiro delay:
@0celo7 He's the president because he's the president? Sound reasoning, that debate team will make it far!
21:45
I've seen a few papers that tried to avoid the chronological protection conjecture
But they were pretty reaching
One thing I wonder is, what does topology change look like, within the universe where it is happening
Do you suddenly stop seeing a whole section of the universe
Well, with some delay from light speed
@JohnDuffield Let's stay at our original experiment. So speed is not the same in the two cases, you say, because it slows down. Distance is the same per definition. So the time to reach the EH must be different. But before, you said that the time is the same. Smells like contradictory spirit.
@Slereah : there is no need for any Hawking chronological protection conjecture because you don't travel along a worldline or around a CTC. There is no motion in spacetime.
Is there a function to number theorems in Latex btw
@ACuriousMind That's the first rule of debating
Commit as many fallacies as you can without being caught
What is a functor?
Ah, there we go
@0celo7 It's a fancy word for a function in category theory
21:48
Hello @user99352
@Slereah What is a category
@Slereah nonononononononononononono
Is there really any deep differences between the two on a semantic level
you hurt the man
you monster
So anyway...was anyone serious about the hBar game night?
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight
So why not
I'm working on things
might get done
What game?
21:50
@Slereah Yes, you might view a functor as consisting of several functions, but it's really much "more"
Is a functor just an arrow
But in the sense of "it associates elements of a container with elements of another"
It is basically a function
@Slereah Do you have GTA 5?
what's a good intro to category theory btw
I do not
Lemme see how expensive it is
Probably $60
21:53
yep
Grand Theft Auto more like Grand Theft Game
@Slereah Yeah, but it not only associates objects to objects, but also morphisms to morphisms
But functions can also map functions to other functions!
@ACuriousMind What does that even mean
@Slereah do they
Sure
The derivative, for instance
21:54
@Bass : no, because your original scenario has a definition problem. When you say "a light year away" what you're saying is "at such a distance that light takes a year to get there". To avoid this you have to switch to the Shapiro-delay scenario.
At its core a function is just a particular relation between sets
And it is itself a set
@Slereah As I said, you can view it as being composed of several functions (one on objects and one on morphisms)
so functors $\cong$ functions, got it
Do you know a good intro
Ideally one with the title "Functor I hardly know her"
@JohnDuffield Complicated English alarm. Won't you hold your promise to explain modern physics in simple English?
21:55
you can funct someone without knowing who they are
cf. e.g. gloryholes
@DanielSank Hello puppetmaster.
@Bass : that is simple English.
@Slereah Well, I liked this course I attended last year, but it's in German.
@ACuriousMind : This isn't 1942
Not reading anything in German
Especially from Johann ANSCHLUSS
LOL
@Slereah lol
That's not exactly what his name is...
21:58
Close enough
@ACuriousMind close enough
the meaning is clear
Do you have a simple example of a functor, really
I do
@Slereah The forgetful functor!
it will be NSFW ofc
21:59
Do you recall it
@JohnDuffield I mean one "vacuum light year" as the distance.
That sends any algebraic structure to its underlying set.
@ACuriousMind wth?
stop using these complicated words

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