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12:04 PM
@Hakase if(photo == synthesis) INJECT;
 
"How to Eat an Apple" by Kyoko Sakura
1. First you should position the apple near your mouth while wearing the FIERCEST EXPRESSION POSSIBLE
 
another kyouko
 
all pray to to the tomato lord
before it is tolate
 
squish squish
@ToshinouKyouko so angry
 
12:06 PM
if the apple does not FEAR YOU it will not submit
TERRIFY THE APPLE WITH YOUR GREAT TEETH AND MIGHTY ROAR
2. Once the fruit is sufficiently terrified prepare your assault by looming slightly above its juicy flesh with your teeth and jagged lips
 
and chew
 
Yes good the apple recognizes the impending doom of your mouth and is understandably horrified
3. BEGIN DISSOLVING ITS VERY FLESH
 
the canine looks dangerous
 
12:09 PM
But twice
 
I'm duplicating
 
While others would tell you your teeth are your best means of tearing into an apple Kyoko knows better. In point of fact the acid seeping from your upper lip is even more effective. It is of PARAMOUNT importance that your lower jaw never contact the apple
@AnkitSharma still me
 
it is the conspiracy to get double gift but send single :D
 
it me
again
 
User id is 63 and 1530
But how?
 
4. CONTINUE TO MELT THE FOUL APPLE
TAKE NO PRISONERS WITH YOUR DEADLY LIP ACID
 
one bite and rip it off
 
12:12 PM
5. Bring your upper jaw down to meet the lower jaw
 
@AnkitSharma 🍅
 
Is it some bug?
 
5. Bring your upper jaw down to meet the lower jaw
 
It's a conspiracy
 
12:14 PM
 
Soon I will be 99% population kyouko
@ToshinouKyouko o no u missed
 
4 mins ago, by mirroroftruth
it is the conspiracy to get double gift but send single :D
 
Contrary to what those “doctors” and other madmen say, your upper jaw is in fact MORE mobile than your lower jaw, and you should keep your lower jaw entirely stationary throughout the eating process.
6. Congratulations the fruit has been successfully slain
 
@ToshinouKyouko how
 
You may now continue chewing angrily despite no apple having actually entered your mouth
 
12:16 PM
 
@ToshinouKyouko chew chew chew
 
1 hour ago, by Toshinou Kyouko
Tomato no clone jutsu
 
@Taisho Inoue :3
 
@mirroroftruth mahou
 
actually lower one is call jaw, isn't it
 
12:20 PM
Tomahtou Shoujo
 
@mirroroftruth both are jaws
 
are they
okay, i need to learn those mahou
 
@ToshinouKyouko is @MadaraUchiha you next target after Krazer?
 
@AnkitSharma i think you made a little mistake
 
@ToshinouKyouko Are the maid coffee name and description changes permanent? :3
 
12:28 PM
@AnkitSharma Madara is an ex tomato
once a tomato, always a tomato
@HamtaroWarrior dunno, i didn't do them
it was another kyouko
 
Mhhh
Wut?
x3
 
Squish Squish Squish
 
Happy tomato sounds
 
12:42 PM
@HamtaroWarrior are you enjoying the time of Tomato?
already happened
 
I only see two pictures :P
 
@ToshinouKyouko ?
 
@AsadaShino wha?
 
12:51 PM
Why did you mention me with that picture?
 
I didn't
 
I got pinged
 
I got pinged by u
 
With what message?
 
@AsadaShino dis
 
12:52 PM
Yeah, because you pinged me with that picture
 
that wasn't me
 
I pinged you to ask why you pinged me
Sigh...
 
I didn't ping you
 
Either of you did
 
12:53 PM
it was another kyouko
:D
 
...
Yeah, I'm outta here
 
nooooo
@AsadaShino gomenesai
 
ohmygodtomatosthisisthebestdayofmylife
 
🍅💝🎌
 
12:57 PM
🍅💕
 
🍅🍡
 
🍅🍡
 
🍅💘
 
🍅💖
@AsadaShino ping
 
1:02 PM
🍅💞
 
🍎
 
@mirroroftruth why?
@ToshinouKyouko still two
 
@AsadaShino 👹
 
@AnkitSharma was three
 
1:05 PM
Now differentiation is easy
 
@AnkitSharma use your Mind's Eye skill
 
So we have two mods with the same name and picture?
 
@AsadaShino not anymore
 
still wonders why it is not tomaido/tomaito cafe
 
74083 and 28179
Or did one of them change names?
 
1:09 PM
three did
 
@AsadaShino ʇosɥıuon ʞʎonʞo ♦, and Toshinou Kyouko ♦
 
Then why do I still see two pictures?
There is a third toshinou, with id 74083
 
so many kyoukos
 
Yes, you
 
yes, me
 
1:10 PM
Never mind...
 
@AsadaShino because one of them doesn't linked to chat with his reverse name and picture yet
 
@ToshinouKyouko no, me
 
@ToshinouKyouko yes, me
 
#TomatoInvasion #RunForYourLife #PackAllYourKiwifruits #SearchShelter
 
@AnkitSharma This doesn't make sense.
 
1:12 PM
@ToshinouKyouko not you the other you :P
 
@AnkitSharma yes, me
 
@AnkitSharma the me that is not me?
 
@ToshinouKyouko to much toshi
 
@ToshinouKyouko yes, not you the other you.
 
@AnkitSharma Agent U?
Asian Yu?
Yu Hu?
 
1:16 PM
Hu Yu
 
Soon, tomato.stackexchange.com
 
🍅 the world
 
@Dimitrimx or anime.tomatoexchnage.com
tomatooverflow.com
 
@AnkitSharma Tomato.toshinouKyouko.com
 
1:20 PM
tomato.tomato.tomato
 
Muhahhahahhahhaa
One day when everyone get tired of tomato kiwifruit will play his turn to rule the world
 
._.\
 
resistance is futile
 
Accept your fate 🍅
 
1:24 PM
image changes take so long in chat q.q
 
ura-mode will take time to initialize
 
@ToshinouKyouko outside will also going to chnage
 
q,q
 
freaky
 
1:28 PM
Kiwi will rule
 
kiwi
 
kiwiki
 
this kiwi
not that
 
1:39 PM
@AnkitSharma r u a vested kiwi expert?
Ura-Tomato Mode ACTIVATED!!
I'm now URA-Kyouko!
 
to much toshi
mind is broken
all upside down
 
no Ayano to give out to us >:)
 
@ToshinouKyouko Of cours I'm enjoying the time of tomato
First, the Maid Coffee, then the world HHAAHAHAHAHAH >:D
 
1:50 PM
it looks 10x yummier with that
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo not vested expert
only a kiwi fan
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo looks exciting.
 
avid enthusiast?
@Dimitrimx A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo But I have a maid outfit ._.
 
@Dimitrimx that's just it, an outfit
not a maid
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo my maid is my lovely gf when she puts it on
which is fairly rare
 
2:01 PM
@Dimitrimx but she's not a true maid
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo in heart and soul
why do i get to see chat flags randomly
dahell
and in a totally different chat box o-o
wait, when did my total reach 10.1k o-o
 
:O grats
 
GG WP :>
 
@Dimitrimx all according to keikaku
 
@Dimitrimx u must have reached a rep point
10k :)
 
2:05 PM
yeah, all communities together 10k
so many toshis
 
wow.. people flag allot of messages...
 
@Dimitrimx all just one
I handled it
with the power of ura-tomato
I saw that
 
What was flagged?
 
why indeed
is someone offended by ura-tomatoes?
 
2:10 PM
hmmm... it seems so
Why was the name changed? I was only gone for a week or so...
 
@Martin-マーチン Everybody is in a tomato mood
🍅
 
@Martin-マーチン we're celebrating our gift exchange, which we nicknamed the "tomato conspiracy"
4 mins ago, by ʇosɥıuon ʞʎonʞo
with the power of ura-tomato
 
Haha, sound awesome :D
I like tomato :D Did you know they have soda here and some kind of alcoholic beverage...
tastes funny though
 
@Martin-マーチン tomato soda and tomato booze? Go on... tell us more
 
well the soda was a bust, way too sweet and not very tomatoish
the booze was great though
 
2:16 PM
was the soda Tomash?
 
we bought it as a joke, more like 'haha, that can't be right', but it was amazingly refreshing with a little bit of sweet
 
i had tomato soda before
it was terrible
 
I don't remember the names though, and they stopped carrying it
 
@ToshinouKyouko that's because the tomato was not a true tomato
 
Bloody marys are nice seemingly
I haven't had any tho
 
2:17 PM
yeah it was just a flavour...
 
A Bloody Mary is a popular cocktail containing vodka, tomato juice, and combinations of other spices and flavorings including Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco sauce, piri piri sauce, beef consommé or bouillon, horseradish, celery, olives, salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and celery salt. It has been called "the world's most complex cocktail". == HistoryEdit == The Bloody Mary's origin is unclear, and there are multiple conflicting claims of who invented the Bloody Mary. Fernand Petiot claimed to have invented the Bloody Mary in 1921, well before any of the later claims. He was working...
 
@Martin-マーチン I know Suntory did a Toma Toma Sparkling
 
that sounds about right...
suntory makes everything ;)
In an izakaya you can order a tomato beer... it looks disgusting, but it tastes quite well
I like bloody mary... many electrolytes and it's one of the cocktails that is not sweet
 
@Martin-マーチン now they own Jim Beam
 
really? Did not see that coming
they have their own brands of cheap whiskey
 
and then they have their award winning stuff... too expensive for me though
 
@Martin-マーチン supposed to be good for hangovers
 
@Martin-マーチン tomato juice is better than water in helping you sober up
 
@ToshinouKyouko check!
 
Le wild update triggered
 
2:21 PM
I tried the sobering up with bloody mary... it works, but you'll be hammered by the afternoon again
 
it's just delaying it by drinking more alcohol :P
 
hihi... but sometimes you'd want that ;)
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo thanks, I'll have a look later...
 
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@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo It seeems right, but I don't think that is the reason, why they sell it everywhere...
It really is everywhere, even in the icecream
On second thought... it might be the reason they have it everywhere, lol
 
2:26 PM
@Martin-マーチン I can explain why they serve it on airplanes
 
go ahead :D
 
@Martin-マーチン When you're cruising at altitude, cabin pressure is low -- similar to the atmosphere one mile above sea level. that low pressure does several things. Your blood gets less oxygen, which makes your odor and taste receptors less sensitive. mucus in your nasal cavities also expands in the low pressure environment, which makes it even harder to taste. on top of that, most airlines keep the cabin at about 10 to 15% humidity...
 
interesting i did not know this. next time i'll fly I'll have one
 
this dries out your nose and mouth, cutting down your sense of taste even more. Basically the symptoms are congestion, dehydration, which feels kind of like having a bad cold. sweet things taste less sweet, salty food is less salty, and it's harder to taste certain herbs and spices (Curry retains its flavor at altitude, but that's another story). so as a result, most airplane food tastes bland, but tomato juice actually tastes better up in the air
However, that's not the main reason
everyone has a different reason for drinking tomato juice
since most passengers don't know that tomato juice tastes any different at altitude, but they order it anyway. there must be something else going on.
some drink it because it's filling, while others say it settles the stomach and helps with air sickness, but most people just drink it because it's there
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo I dislike tomate juice ._.
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2:31 PM
@ToshinoKyouko :O!
shocking
 
i met a couple of people who said they hate tomato juice...
 
@Martin-マーチン what did you do with them
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo yeah, because it's there... i heard that before :D
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo hehe... we drank beer ;)
that is and will probably always be my first choice beverage
 
@Martin-マーチン any sides to go with it?
 
many... fries for starters, edamame is always great, dried squid or fishes, mixed nuts
 
2:35 PM
Whiskey, always first choice ;)
 
whiskey makes me woozy too fast
sometimes that is desired... more often it is not
 
@Martin-マーチン I recommend this short series to you myanimelist.net/anime/30437/Wakako-zake
 
sushi works fine with beer, too
 
@Martin-マーチン prefer sake/ rice wine with sushi ._.
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo that sounds absolutely like my soulmate
 
2:37 PM
I've always wanted to try Hiroshima's famous sea urchin cresson with beer
 
oho sea urchin... one of the things I don't really like
 
@Martin-マーチン sea urchin cresson is different
 
never heard of it, I have to ask my friends
 
it's like the difference between eating raw garlic and garlic as part of a dish
 
okay... I'll keep an eye open
 
Where do you watch anime? If you don't mind me asking... crunchyroll is not available in jp
 
what is going on
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo looks very nom nom...
 
@Martin-マーチン If you want, I can host a binge watch session for you
there's also a j-dorama on it
 
i don't own a TV or some of that kind O.o
plus I need eigo subs
don't ask I feel embarrassed about that
I am not getting paid for learning nihongo... and most of my coworkers use me to learn english
yeah that is exactley what happens
plus i spent 10+ hours at work... so not much of interaction to start with
 
2:52 PM
@Martin-マーチン use them back... to learn about delicious Japanese food
@ton.yeung dawww how cute
 
haha... i am working at uni... everything quite cool here... it could be way worse
making fun of japanese english accent is one of the sports of the americans that are here
I do research on chemistry
i don't do teaching... i would have loved to, but that is not within my contract...
 
@Martin-マーチン the japanese do some interesting research on food chemistry
 
and there are not enough students who would actually take a class with an evil westerner
 
@ʇosɥıuonʞʎonʞo my friends in europe do the research but they also teach privately coz it pays nicely and they get to teach, so double profit
wait what message did I reply to
 
@ton.yeung why would you say that?
@ton.yeung no its not... ost of them are just too shy... you need to get to know them
 
2:56 PM
@ton.yeung agricultural science
 
that is correct... but classes i would teach would be in english anyway
 
@Hakase MINE
 
@Mad u gotta turn your avatar sideways
chat is moving so fast I can't seem to follow
 
oh... i need to answer that
well i am here on a research grant
 
popcorn
 
2:58 PM
@ton.yeung depends on how good (i.e. renowned) you are
 
so instructors, like professors, are of course both, but for me that is different
 
i only do the research projects I was hired for...
I can't tell, never been there
 

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