Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

Yuuki

16:20

@Hakase I finally found out the punchline for this.

Matt

16:31

I was in a car crash a few years ago, I had to have my left leg and left arm removed.

It was bad at first, but I'm all right now

Toshinou Kyouko

oh no

the jokes have started again

Matt

@ToshinouKyouko Don't be silly, they never stop

HoiHoi-san

HAMMERTIME!

Matt

Even HoiHoi is joining in

@ton.yeung Nah, it's a joke - think about it some more, and you'll get it

Kyouko's got it, by the looks of the response I got

Hakase

guys no more lame jokes

Eric

16:47

> more lame jokes

Frosteeze

@ton.yeung they removed his left limbs. All of his right limbs are still intact. Therefore he is "all right"

@Eric you blowhard

Eric

@Frosteeze hard blow you

Don't make me bring puns in here

Matt

@ton.yeung @Frosteeze has it down

@Eric PUNS! :D

It can be @Frosteeze's punishment

Eric

I send Frosteeze bad puns every day. Guess I should start putting them here instead.

Hakase

imgur.com/gallery/pemb6hC

Matt

16:50

Please do, I'm a fan of puns

Frosteeze

@Eric well i guess i just blued myself

Matt

I was fishing the other week and accidentally hooked my butthole shut. Everyone seems concerned, but I'm finding it hard to give a shit

Hakase

what if instead we draw some 4komas

that would be great

let's sketch together or something

Yuuki

@Hakase Dunno why they replaced hockey with soccer for one scene and one scene only.

Eric

@Hakase That sounds sketchy.

Hakase

16:55

@Yuuki coz it's used in one scene only and it's supposed to count

Yuuki

@Hakase Wuh?

Frosteeze

@Eric i think we're getting framed

Hakase

what part of that is not clear

Yuuki

What's supposed to count?

Hakase

that scene

Yuuki

16:56

And also, hockey was in more than just one scene.

Hakase

okay, maybe I didn't pay enough attention

Yuuki

Hockey was a fairly substantial part of the movie...

Hakase

oh right

well, I didn't pay a lot of attention

I was looking for M Night Shyamalan stuff through the whole thing

Taisho

Hakase

#post something else

Taisho

16:59

Hakase

is it even possible to have hair like that or what

Matt

@Hakase Anything's possible if you believe

Hakase

*with the right technology

Matt

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Hakase

so kill your dreams?

Matt

17:01

If you want, or you could just achieve them

Either way is fine

Hakase

they'd still be dreams after that

just achieved or dead

Matt

Don't complain to me, I'm just quoting Shia

Eric

He certainly could have phrased that better.

Matt

:L

Hakase

it suuucked

how about we do something fun instead

Matt

17:04

@Hakase @Frosteeze removed the super-fun-allowed tag, so we can't have fun anymore

Alagaros

:'(

Frosteeze

I can't remove tags, my username isnt italicized lol

Hakase

@Matt all these gestures are not making any sense

#post

Taisho

Hakase

#more

Taisho

17:08

Hakase

#more more

Taisho

Matt

17:18

@Frosteeze Oh, I thought it was you :L Well, in any case, it's not there anymore

Frosteeze

that moment when you have an anime OP stuck in your head during work

Matt

Yes, I've just searched through the records and it seems I've falsely accused you

Eric

@Frosteeze Still your fault

There are no false accusations against @Frosteeze.

Hakase

@Frosteeze just listen to something else

Eric

Jun 11 at 2:04, by Eric

Global warming is @Frosteeze 's fault.

Matt

17:22

But someone has removed it >:|

Frosteeze

where the hell is iklsr

he needs to ban @eri

Eric

Petting his doge

Hakase

I'm outta here for a while

Frosteeze

see @Eric you made @Hakase run away

Toshinou Kyouko

17:39

what has become of this chat

Frosteeze

chat is cat in french

Toshinou Kyouko

this is exactly what I mean

:D

c'est une example

Matt

But at the end of the day, young @Toshinou - isn't that exactly what life is about?

Toshinou Kyouko

Je ne compris pas.

Frosteeze

@Matt life is about the French?

Matt

17:54

Our love has taken us beyond normal understanding, we have truly made it in this world. We are no longer the maid café - we are the made café

@Frosteeze Monsieur Baguette

Eric

.

@Frosteeze don't you work?

Frosteeze

@Eric says the guy who spent a good chunk of his morning making puns

Toshinou Kyouko

@Matt 2Deep4Me

Eric

Maybe I work at a pun factory.

Toshinou Kyouko

you should be pun-ished for slacking off

Matt

17:59

@Eric is actually Rapunzel

Eric

@Matt ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in front of a door? @Matt.

Matt

eyyyyyyyy

Frosteeze

no @Eric

go work, bill gates will not be happy if you slack off

Eric

@Frosteeze You like that? I memorized like 20 of the no-arms-no-legs jokes several years ago. I can go on if you want.

Taisho

18:42

3

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase youtu.be/D2JA9_nIFkE

Hakase

19:06

→ 84 messages moved to Trash

Matt

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

Eric

@Hakase .. Why.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase that wasn't nice. I think someone needs to chill out.

Hakase

these jokes aren't nice

Yuuki

@Hakase Rude.

Eric

19:09

They aren't? Who are they mean to?

Hakase

me

Eric

I guess we need no-fun-allowed again.

Clearly a chat room like the Maid Cafe needs stricter rules on the humor allowed.

Yuuki

@Eric We're triggering @Hakase's lack of humor and that's offensive to him.

Thus, all our jokes were flagged for being abusive.

Matt

what do you call a man with dirt on his head and his feet in the sea?

Cliff

Eric

@Yuuki His lack of humor is offending me. What can we do about this?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

Yuuki

19:11

> What does a nosy pepper do?
> Get jalapeno business.

Hakase

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ I can't believe you're defending this atrocity

Eric

@Hakase What atrocity? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. Did silly puns honestly offend you?

Hakase

this is a crime against humor

Matt

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms"

Hakase

I have it bad enough with imgur's lame puns, and now we're having a dad joke fest

Yuuki

19:14

> How do you make holy water?
> Boil the hell out of it.

Matt

I swam into a wall the other day

damn

Eric

Too bad, this is everyone's chatroom. We share.

Hakase

whatev, I'll just go away for a while

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase fine fine, we'll play it your way

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Eric

Please rename it to Hakase Café.

Taisho

19:16

Yuuki

I mean, what if I suddently get offended at @Taisho posting semi-nude girls all the time? Should I be able to move all his posts to Trash?

Taisho

https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://tineye.com/search?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MHg4QTJZeFFCNUpfOXE0MXJfZnhpdFE/9858-11539-22262_thumb.png | http://iqdb.org/?url=https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8okaqRyPERfmUyTnBGUkRlcHZaVWxCRTR0UTM2MH…

Yuuki

Also, relevant.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

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Yuuki

#JustInTimeTaisho

Taisho

19:16

@Yuuki It doesn't make perfect sense.

Eric

@Yuuki I think this is one of the best-timed messages I've ever seen.

Matt

I sent 10 puns to @Hakase hoping one would male him laugh. No pun in ten did

Eric

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ arigatou~

@Matt You have to keep an o-pun mind.

Yuuki

@Eric Better cool it or @Hakase will punish you.

Eric

Will I be punted from the room?

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

19:19

I will only act upon the wishes of Hakase-uesama.

Eric

But I have so many terrible puns all bottling up inside me. I feel like a recycling plant.

Yuuki

@Eric That one doesn't quite work.

Matt

I was walking down the street yesterday, when suddenly a guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

Yuuki

Maybe change "recycling plant" to "soda factory"?

Eric

@Yuuki It wasn't intended to be a pun, I just felt like saying something obliteratingly stupid.

@Matt .. Ewwww. lol

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

19:23

puns are now on-topic in the bin:

♦ /anime/bin

alias /stackoverflow/bin ls -Fal

Eric

Art.

bin there, done that.

Frosteeze

Tra

Sakamoto

0

Q: what series is this from and what is the name of the character?

Please help me to identify this character and the show in which it appears.

identification-request

Matt

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes

Frosteeze

Miqo'te Cafe

Matt

19:27

Why can't bikes stand up? They're too tired

Frosteeze

yeah I thought the name was clever

Eric

Why are alpha particles always so cheerful?

Because they're two-positive.

Frosteeze

CAUSE THEYRE POSITIVE DAMNIT

Eric

@Frosteeze TWO-POSITIVE.

GOD, GET IT RIGHT.

Matt

I went to a very emotional wedding yesterday. Even the cake was in tiers.

Frosteeze

19:28

@Eric i'll Killua you

Eric

@Matt Is this usage of "tier" a UK thing? D:

Matt

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool

@Eric A tier is like a floor

No, a level would be better

3 tiered cake - a cake with 3 levels

Eric

Oh, I don't think I've ever heard that usage here. I've only heard it in metaphorical levels (tiers of a management hierarchy, tiers in a tournament).

Matt

It means the same thing really

Eric

troo dat

Matt

19:31

You should all learn sign language

Frosteeze

le doot generation

Matt

It's pretty handy

Frosteeze

yay i ruined your joke kind of

nhahtdh

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ I'm not sure how the asker can provide more information

Matt

@Frosteeze :(

Sakamoto

19:31

0

Q: What anime is this glasses girl wearing yellow T-shirt from?

Please help me identifying this character and the show she appears in. This is a cell that was purchased in Japan.

identification-request

Frosteeze

@nhahtdh where he found the picture would be nice

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@nhahtdh or the fact that it's an animation cel

nhahtdh

@Sakamoto One of the question says that it's a cell purchased in Japan. This one

Taisho

Eric

Why was the stalled car so depressed?

Because it was stuck in a rut.

Frosteeze

19:34

@Matt how are you?

Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey". The horse replies, "Sure"

@Frosteeze Good, thanks for asking ^_^ How are you?

Frosteeze

@Matt Wrong. Superman does good. You're doing well.

You need to learn yourself some Grandma

Matt

:(

Frosteeze

<3

Matt

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way

Frosteeze

19:36

also I'm well, thanks for asking ;P

Matt

good

Did you hear about the new club on the moon? The music is great, but there's no atmosphere

What do you call a man leaving a hospital?

Manuel

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@nhahtdh anyone can make a cel, the circumstances behind it can go a long way. When you bring something to an appraiser they at least ask for a bit of history

Matt

If you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

I'm scared of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.

Have you heard of that new band, Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

nhahtdh

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ You might want to comment that to the asker

I just raise the problem, since putting myself in the shoes of the asker, I'm totally at lost of how to proceed

Eric

What does Superman do on a paddleboat? Heroes.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

19:50

@nhahtdh that's understandable

Sakamoto

0

Q: Please help me figure out this character name?

I came to obtain these animation cells for anime shows produced in Japan. Please help me to identify the character or show?

identification-request

0

Q: I need help identifying this character and the show it appears in?

I need help. I don't know anything about this other than the photo I have posted. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

identification-request

Eric

... Wow, this guy has asked 4 in the last hour. lol

Matt

@Sakamoto How many of these will there be?

Frosteeze

Lindsay Wade
working on a project that requires identifying several anime characters. Please help me out!

well that explains a lot lol

Matt

Is this comment a bit too trolly? anime.stackexchange.com/questions/23491/…

nhahtdh

20:00

@Matt Yes

Matt

Should I get rid of it? Or is it a testament to improvement?

nhahtdh

I'm not sure why you want to leave it there. There is no point to pour oil in fire

Matt

Does that last bit even make sense?

Yeah, I'll delete it :L

I made sure to get a Gyazo first though ^_^

Eric

@Frosteeze I love when the brunt of projects consists of asking other people to do the work for you.

Sakamoto

0

Q: Does anybody recognise this couple?

Please help me identify these characters or the series from which they originated. Thank you!

identification-request

nhahtdh

20:20

Firefox keeps crashing, so I have to use IE on my throwaway laptop

Eric

Ew, IE

Frosteeze

@Eric bill gates will punish you for that

Sakamoto

20:37

0

Q: help identify this red glasses blue hair boy and pink apron girl

please help to identify this cel's origin

identification-request

Eric

@Frosteeze ... <_<

nhahtdh

Does it work on Win 7?

Taisho

Sakamoto

0

Q: Help identifying Japanese anime characters?

I have recently acquired these Japanese anime cells and am having trouble identifying any of the characters featured in them. Does anyone know who they are or have any other relevant information? Thank you so much!

identification-request

nhahtdh

F***, that user seems to hit the limit and decide to post from a new account

Matt

20:46

I thought that looked suspicious

nhahtdh

◘♣•○☻♣♠♦

Matt

At least they didn't have their UN as Lindsay Wade01

There's even more! How many does she want us to find?

Sakamoto

0

Q: I'm looking for a oneshot shoujou manga about a girl who has a double personality

It's a story about a girl who changes personality when she fall asleep. Her two names and personalities have opposite meanings - her name mean 'studying', but her other personality's name means 'playing'. One of the girls personalities is in love with a guy who works at a pharmacy, but in the end...

identification-request

0

Q: help identify this young boy in green suit and pink tentacle

Please help identify the show or character!

identification-request

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

imma ask the cms for help

Sakamoto

21:05

0

Q: Who is this blonde male elf with a blue cape?

Can anyone help me identify who this anime character is, or what series he might be from? Thank you]1

identification-request

Frosteeze

it's probably the same person

nhahtdh

Same person, or people from the same place

They probably just get their stock of cels and don't know what they just bought

We probably should charge them for our service

Matt

@nhahtdh Anime & Manga.$$$E

Morwenn

Hi.

nhahtdh

Welcome?

Frosteeze

21:17

Hello

Morwenn

@nhahtdh Almost :)

Eric

Yeah, it's the same user. What are the chances of having two people dumping cel images for ID'ing on the same day?

Sakamoto

0

Q: Main plot episodes of Inuyasha

I found a list of plot episodes for X-files http://www.insidethex.co.uk I was wonder if there is one for Inuyasha and Final Act? or if we could make one. And I mean plot, Not just canon episodes

inuyasha

0

Q: What manga is this woman from?

I originally found this image on a hentai-themed tumblr blog.

identification-request

Frosteeze

@Sakamoto Well at least that breaks the mold

i dont think any of us can do that at work lol

Eric

I will. lol

But I need to flip the image first.

Nope, no results.

nhahtdh

21:31

@Matt: Don't use the term filler in the title

Vogel612

@nhahtdh concerning your edit to my answer...

this "animejolt" site is a nono?

Matt

@nhahtdh Is that better?

Sakamoto

0

Q: Is there a list of non-canon episodes in Fairy Tail?

I'm really far behind on fairy tail, is there a list of plot episodes I could watch. I mean Plot, not just canon and filler episodes.

fairy-tail

nhahtdh

@Matt It's still not correct

Matt

nehhh

what do I put?

nhahtdh

21:32

You change the meaning of the question

Matt

Rollback time it is

nhahtdh

@Vogel612 Let me double check

Taisho

2

Vogel612

it just was the first result in my google search..

Matt

@nhahtdh So what are they asking? Which episodes are filler? Or something else?

nhahtdh

21:35

@Vogel612 It's an illegal site, as far as I can see

@Matt Which episode contributes to the plot advancement

That's what I understand of it.

Matt

Is that not strictly limited to non-filler episodes?

nhahtdh

@Vogel612 Anyway, no worry, just carry on

Vogel612

@nhahtdh okay I'll not link to it anymore, I was just wondering ...

Matt

Because I've got an answer that gives all the filler eps, but if it's not right, I won't post it

nhahtdh

@Matt Non-filler episode (as in episodes that follows the source material, as I understand the term "filler") may not advance the plot

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

21:40

Ok I'm going to post a revision to our id-req policy in light of this

Matt

Pan-paka-pa~n ^_^

updates! :D

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

we only got the user to stop thanks to the rate limit

in the meantime if you see anyone posting similar animation cell id-reqs ping or flag them because I'm either gonna suspend them or delete everything they posted.

nhahtdh

(I'm not sure if I have time, but I really want to try flooding the main page with my questions - of course - well-written ones)

Matt

Would this work as an answer? With the X's filled in, of course:

The canon episodes of Fairy Tail are episodes X

The episodes which are purely filler are episodes X

Whether the episodes listed as *not filler* advance the plot or not I can't say, but this should at least narrow it down for you, if nothing else.

Source X

nhahtdh

@Matt It's a meh answer to this question. If you want to post it, you can just put up your own question with the right criteria

Matt

21:45

I'm not desperate to post it, I'll just leave it off

If I'm gonna put up a self-answered question, I want to have an answer that took some effort

nhahtdh

@Matt It doesn't really matter actually, but suit yourself

)@#$)@#$ I need to zzz

Matt

Speaking of which, where do we draw the line with long answers?

2000 words? 3000?

nhahtdh

@ton.yeung In-universe list

@Matt Depends on the content.

Matt

Gotcha'

hahaha, I'd expect no less - walls of text do not make for pleasant reading

nhahtdh

^True

(speaking of myself)

Matt

21:49

@ton.yeung I'm composing an answer atm, and I can understand that exactly

But I am including breaks, don't worry

@ton.yeung I would, but I have no acc on mythology

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

btw this is all happening because you guys shunned @hakase away with puns

Matt

And it would still need composing, and I have a gif to make

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ Sorry @Hakase

Taisho

Matt

@ton.yeung It's not something I have a huge interest in tbh :/ Otherwise I would, thanks for the offer anyway

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