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Tim Stone
Tim Stone
12:01 AM
It's funny because Jacob Wohl could still go to jail
lol
 
Wipqozn
Wipqozn
12:13 AM
Andrew Scheer I have a why he won't attend pride parades cbc.ca/player/play/1611876419608
Basically 2 minutes of him trying to not upset his base by saying he supports LGBT rights
He straight up lies at one point and the interviewer calls him on it
 
Memor-X
Memor-X
12:32 AM
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Bill Mitchell is going to interview Giuliani tomorrow, Thursday's gonna be wild
 
Memor-X
Memor-X
wow, such power to deny reality when the whistblower complaint aligns with the transcript that the White House released themselves. Trump's powers are growing
@TimStone i imagine something similar to this
timed to what the video title is about
so we know what Trump is going to do next
 
 
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Memor-X
Memor-X
4:14 AM
> through the federal prison's lawyer several times in recent months
ummmm, why?
> Manafort resigned from the campaign after a New York Times story revealed in August 2016 that a secret back ledger, which the paper had obtained, recorded $12.7 million in cash payments from former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych's political party to Manafort, the Post noted.

Giuliani told the Post his communication with Manafort centered on figuring out the veracity of the reported ledger.

The Post reported that Giuliani’s theory is centered on allegations that the Ukrainian government interfered in the 2016 election on behalf of Clinton through a Ukrainian American contract work…
so he's working for Manafort too......i assume for free like he is with Trump
this guy must love to work, jet setting to the Ukraine to help clear the names of these people caught up in this grand conspiracy against Trump and his buddies
 
 
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Nzall
Nzall
10:46 AM
@BradC And Obama apparently stole that from a bunch of Stephen Colbert jokes back when he still did The Colbert Report for Comedy Central
 
 
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MBraedley
MBraedley
12:15 PM
 
Elva
Elva
@Memor-X thaaaat sounds like a giant "Dismissed due to lack of standing"
 
MBraedley
MBraedley
The article is about the campaign nastiness in Canada, but Michael deAdder is correct in general.
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
12:56 PM
lol Nickelback DMCAed Trump's tweet, worst timeline
 
Elva
Elva
Hmmm.... isn't there a law that says all of Herr Trumpf's tweet must be preserved because they're "presidential communications" or something?
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
correct
I will throw something out a window if we have some court case trying to reconcile the DMCA and the presidential records act of 1978
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Can't wait until some tweets are entered into the articles of impeachment tbh
That is extremely funny
(Knife attack in Paris)
 
Stormblessed
Stormblessed
1:16 PM
this is 90% of the way to a dystopia
 
Elva
Elva
1:29 PM
@TimStone oh, I was confused about how you could kill 4 police offers with a knife... but it seems that it was someone who worked for the police so it's not like... the officers responded to a knife incident and 4 of them were killed
 
BradC
BradC
1:56 PM
@Stormblessed Yep. When I saw this headline Friday I thought it was about refusing family-related claims at the border, but once I found a non-paywalled article (here is one at Buzzfeed news) turns out its far worse
They're talking about expanding the (existing) federal DNA registry from simply federal criminals to all those in federal custody of any kind, including the agencies under DHS
 
Nzall
Nzall
2:35 PM
 
Frank
Frank
@Nzall "Hey, I don't like that I'm being impeached! Let's make sure it actually happens!"
 
Nzall
Nzall
Like, seriously, mobile devs, could you at least wait until AFTER the civil war?
 
Elva
Elva
2:55 PM
Naaah
It's funny now
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
@Nzall wow that map
I mean, ignoring the whole timing even, that map...
With those flags...
 
Frank
Frank
I don't recognize the flag over Cali.
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
russia
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
Flag of Russia
The flag of Russia (Russian Federation) (Russian: Флаг России) is a tricolour flag consisting of three equal horizontal fields: white on the top, blue in the middle, and red on the bottom. The flag was first used as an ensign for Russian merchant ships and became official as the flag of the Tsardom of Russia in 1696. It remained in use until the Russian Socialist Federative Soviet Republic (RSFSR) fully occupied all Russian territories in 1922, as the flag was used by the White guard during the Russian Civil War which has started in 1917 . During the Soviet Union's existence, it used a flag with...
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
inb3
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
2:59 PM
Wanted to provide an image link.
 
Frank
Frank
Derp
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
And Wikipedia was close enough.
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
3:13 PM
> A Growing Problem in Real Estate: Too Many Too Big Houses
Baby boomers and retirees built large, elaborate dream homes across the Sunbelt—only to find that few people want to buy them.
oh noes
Don't they know that a house's value is only what people are willing to pay for it? That's how a free and unregulated market works apparently, they should be happy to participate.
 
BradC
BradC
@Yuuki they should pull up their pants and stop spending all their money on lattes and just sell it for a loss for the life experience
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
also tfw you build a dream house and then sell it
 
Frank
Frank
@Yuuki Old folks homes and such, usually.
 
BradC
BradC
3:32 PM
So... Trump keeps admitting the abuse of power he's supposed to be denying?
 
MBraedley
MBraedley
@BradC If he really doesn't want to be president anymore, he could just resign
 
BradC
BradC
@MBraedley I keep hoping
but I'm not holding my breath
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
4:04 PM
@TimStone For context:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dives through the third-story window
 
MBraedley
MBraedley
4:15 PM
I mean, that's probably fair use
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
@Yuuki dude I just saw the text and made this joke
not realizing that this is LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
> Pinned Tweet
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
it got posted to discord I didn't know he was actually referencing the song
until I heard that it got taken down
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
My point is that he pinned the tweet.
He's proud of it.
 
BradC
BradC
Not an actual quote, probably
Ha
> Pence, by their accounting, is like a man who delivers a ransom note to a bank teller, failing to place any significance in the fact that the tellers have their hands in the air, the bank patrons are lying on the floor, and the guy who asked him to bring the note to the bank had a mask and a gun.
> If Pence is so ignorant that he could be pulled into an extortion plot without having any idea what he was doing, while missing numerous public and private signs that would have spelled it out, he is too dumb to serve as vice-president or even to be allowed to use metal cutlery.
 
Wipqozn
Wipqozn
4:22 PM
Three former students of Toronto's St. Michael's College School have pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges. cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/…
> The teens have pleaded guilty to charges of sexual assault with a weapon and assault with a weapon, stemming from two hazing incidents in 2018.
 
Wipqozn
Wipqozn
4:45 PM
"Trump calls on China to 'start an investigation into the Bidens'" https://twitter.com/i/events/1179777048589430791
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
4:56 PM
@Wipqozn wow really
I mean, I guess his entire political strategy has revolved around doubling down.
And it did get him into the presidency...
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
I mean to be fair somebody probably should
INSUFFICIENT WAGON CIRCLING DETECTED
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@Wipqozn lol i can't even
@TimStone counterpoint, best timeline
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
5:21 PM
The video is far more boring than the title would suggest
But I'm also confused, where did they just Get a Firetruck from?
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@TimStone this group seems very closely tied to law enforcement, i wouldn't be surprised if they borrowed it
also it needs benny hill music and to be sped up
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
ah yeah XR UK is
most certainly a group that exists
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
6:08 PM
@Wipqozn I can't imagine what the whistleblower might be feeling.
> "I risked my career and possibly my life to report this behavior. And Trump... just... said it. Out loud." - Whistleblower, probably
> "What the hell."
 
puzzlepiece87
puzzlepiece87
@Unionhawk hehehehehehehe
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
6:41 PM
urgent jacob wohl press conference news
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Someone brought up that this has to piss his neighbours off, lol
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
> The Jacob Wohl press conference has kicked off, but is being drowned out by hecklers and a car stereo.
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Did Burkman remember to zip his pants tho
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
19 hours ago, by Yuuki
And the whole "scandal" is just checks notes someone and Elizabeth Warren were dating for awhile?
oh god i'm right, aren't i?
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Well it's specifically that she had an affair
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
6:44 PM
@Yuuki i mean its most likely entirely made up and wohl was posing as the USMC guy because why not
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
With a Marine 50 years younger than her
Which
Uh
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
@GodEmperorDune The real press release is that Wohl has a crush on Elizabeth Warren and this is his way of asking her out on a date.
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
I honestly don't know what you do with that, is there any particular group that would piss off?
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@Yuuki lol
hey the guy actually showed up this time
> okay this is fucking hilarious in large part because it says that the relationship was specifically BDSM-centered, but has absolutely NONE of the language BDSM-kinksters use to talk about it.
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
@GodEmperorDune The "sheer violence" you'd expect from a... checks notes Hitachi massager and small tube of water-based lubricant.
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
6:49 PM
@GodEmperorDune Wait why is it called Project 1599?
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@TimStone 1488 +111 maybe?
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
...
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
oh wow, they even defanged themselves with "My husband and I are in an open relationship"
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
@GodEmperorDune lol, I was thinking more like why would you call this a "project" if it's Definitely True And Not Made Up
But I'm unclear what the takeaway here is supposed to be except that we uhhh maybe…don't…need to worry about her physical fitness for office? >_>
Imagine the subgrift of convincing Jacob Wohl to pay you up front to help him make stuff up but actually just fleecing him
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@Yuuki yeah i'd be pissed if i hired a person for BDSM and told them to surprise me and thats what they showed up with
@TimStone wheels within wheels
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
6:53 PM
He is now taking off his shirt
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@TimStone lol
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
@TimStone what is going on
@TimStone as burkman's zipper slowly migrates southward?
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
> Wohl is showing off "Kelvin"'s scars on his backs from Warren whipping him
lol, incredible
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
do they know anything about how bdsm works?
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
that isn't a real name
come on
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
6:58 PM
Kelvin Clane
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
shut the fuck up
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
I actually don't know what his last name is supposed to be
So it's probably literally that
lmao
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
Oh come on, you didn't post this?
 
Unionhawk
Unionhawk
the heckler appears to be on public property
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
7:01 PM
lololol
yall i am cackling
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
loool he went straight for the sexism, gg Jacob
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
Is there a 13th unit in Hawaii?
There's a 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit but they're based in California.
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
they found kelvin's insta
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
fwiw he claims that's not his instagram
So until we find out he's lying like he probably is I guess it's not right to link to some rando's instagram
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
fair
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
7:05 PM
Well, he already took off his shirt, so someone should ask if he has a XXX movie tattoo.
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
It looks like he has something there but the photo was really grainy
lol you know
They probably just covered it up with makeup so people wouldn't find the picture of how he got the injury
@TimStone Oh, he claimed it wasn't his instagram but someone asked him about the wrong handle, lol
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
lol
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Anyway that does look like him so he got the scar in 2016 and has/had a Triple X movie tattoo which is just incredible
Also it's just literally one very prominent scar, lol
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
the website mentioned doesn't provide services in massachussetts
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Coastal elitists and their lack of desire for cowboys!
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
7:15 PM
@GodEmperorDune What about Hawaii?
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@Yuuki not according to the website
 
Nzall
Nzall
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
7:31 PM
 
BradC
BradC
lolol
> A newly unearthed letter from 2016 shows that Republican senators pushed for reforms to Ukraine's prosecutor general's office and judiciary, echoing calls then-Vice President Joe Biden made at the time.
 
Elva
Elva
7:57 PM
@BradC "Swiftness and recklesness"?Wut
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
Whom amongst us could have predicted the PI Elon Musk hired to somehow prove the cave diver was a pedophile might not have been an informed choice
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@TimStone lol that elon pic
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
8:20 PM
@GodEmperorDune As a graduate of UH, o7
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
@Yuuki is that your school lol?
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
@GodEmperorDune Yes.
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
nice
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
It's at this point that one might ask me the name of the owner of the current domicile.
To which I am conditioned to respond, "COOG'S HOUSE".
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
TIL that @Yuuki is a cougar
 
Yuuki
Yuuki
8:25 PM
I really should've seen this coming from a mile away but I can't believe I missed this completely free goal.
 
GodEmperorDune
GodEmperorDune
rawr
 
Nzall
Nzall
@Yuuki Welcome to the Warren, I'd say
 
BradC
BradC
Apparently Mike Pence is feeling a bit left out, wanted to get in on the whole "abuse of power" thing:
 
Tim Stone
Tim Stone
8:45 PM
@GodEmperorDune lol
 
BradC
BradC
9:27 PM
Not that we didn't already suspect this is how it went down:
> President Trump ordered the removal of the ambassador to Ukraine after months of complaints from allies outside the administration, including his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, that she was undermining him abroad and obstructing efforts to persuade Kyiv to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden, according to people familiar with the matter.
More evidence this wasn't a casual request; this was a demand, and he steamrolled over anyone standing in his way
A key phrase in there: months of complaints
She was doing her job and preventing Giuliani from moving forward on his ridiculously inappropriate plan for months before she was ultimately fired
Not sure if that extends the timeline of what we know or not (damn paywall...)
 
 
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Wipqozn
Wipqozn
10:37 PM
"Trump dismissed the ambassador to Ukraine after complaints that she blocked Biden probe, WSJ reports" https://twitter.com/i/events/1179871413580156928
 
Memor-X
Memor-X
@BradC to be fair if he was smart i doubt Trump would have him. better to surround yourself people who never question you or your actions
Wohl: can you get rid of that heckler
Bodyguard: (whispers) you're a fucken joke
@TimStone and this is the guy we're trusting to strap rockets under our asses and send us to The Moon/Mars
 

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