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12:17 AM
Martin Shkreli is a fictional character invented to test our commitment to prison abolition
 
 
3 hours later…
2:50 AM
ASDFJDBRIEDNFOENDGEKNGISNWHSKFNEIAMSNF
 
3:02 AM
Obama’s motto: If I don’t go on tax payer funded vacations & constantly fundraise then the terrorists win.
 
3:34 AM
I mean it checks out
If you don't travel by air then the terrorists from 9/11 win
It's just logic and science
 
 
14 hours later…
6:03 PM
Clowns are gathering, Faygo is passed around, chants of "Family! Family!" fill the air as tourists look on. Juggalo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/909096232131407872
 
 
1 hour later…
7:05 PM
BUTTONS https://t.co/rPUYa45LUu
 
nice
 
This is literally the second DSA chapter I've seen seizing the means of button production
 
 
1 hour later…
8:54 PM
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Trump administration won't pull out of Paris accord, offers to re-engage in climate deal, EU official says http://on.wsj.com/2y6tdyS
???
Oh right they figured out you can just ignore the Accord
Maybe?
 
ugh, paywall
 
Well the white house says their position hasn't changed
So who fucking knows
 
hue
Live shots from the pro-Trump "Mother of All Rallies" going on in DC right now. ...Turns out bots can't rally.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/909125541718044672
 
Donald Trump reconsidered the Paris Accord after getting struck in the head by a golf ball. "He thinks he's antifa now," a source tells me
 
9:05 PM
Donald Trump,,,,,,,.,,,,, Welcome to #TheResistance
@GodEmperorDune the juggalo rally was way bigger
 
 
1 hour later…
10:27 PM
WATCH: Interpreter signs gibberish, warns of "monsters" during Hurricane Irma briefing http://hill.cm/8z0KYl6 https://t.co/cS7044qxvN
Trump spent $25 MILLION on 3 Doors Down and the Piano Guys, more than Obama spent on Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/909069138043244544
Oh wow that makes his inauguration a million times more hilarious
Perhaps even 25 million times more
 

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