Also:
Me: (Reviewing code) "Rename this variable - it's a mailHandler, not a piece of mail."
Coworker: "Yes sir, as the pedant desires!"
Me: "Oh, you want to see pedantic? I'll show you pedantic."
Coworker: "No! Oh god no... What have I done. Why?!"
I might have a *bit* of a rep as a pedant when it comes to reviews.