@JourneymanGeek Nothing. I mean we don't want free cheese and they don't give cheese (?). I think you said from this that I am getting a good-dreeam food and the Cries waiting to go to McDonalds was a joke - LOL.
so was the 2 stale pieces of bread (though James May always jokes about government issue white bread), government issue cheese (which is an interesting wikipedia article...)
Well I could have gone with atomic bread but that's an obscure reference...
(basically the swiss infused alcohol into bread to increase shelf life...)