@Downgoat what about making a religion where good people get upgoated when they die and sinful people get downgoated?
the downgoats carry sinful people who don't even consider making up for their sins to HELL while the upgoats carry faithful people to GOAT HEAVEN
both downgoats and upgoats eventually go to heaven unless they do really bad sins (like worshipping ***** secretly, Upper Goat will know)
that is, they do one of the most dangerous and effortful jobs ever
and sacrifices be like throwing sheep in a pit of fire and let them rot
yeah that will please Upper Goat
while goats get buried in well-made graves
Once upon a time, nothing existed, except Upper Goat. He decided it was lonely, so He created Upper Doe, His eternal companion.
He also decided They need some fun, so He created Earth, the planet where goats and does will prosper.
However, holy creatures were unorganized, so He made the ultimate organizer, the human.
Suddenly, things changed dramatically. Evil forces of the Devil created equally evil creatures, setting them free on Earth. The Devil decided to call them sheep. They started taking over uncontrollably and horrendously. Something had to be done.
Eventually, half of Earth was taken by those evil living creatures, sheep. Since then, Upper Goat is fighting the Devil, while Upper Doe keeps normal life peaceful.
Upper Goat then wrote the Commandments:
- Thou shalt never praise sheep, the evil creatures of the Devil.
Yes, this is the only commandment. Somebody will be burnt in Hell, should they praise, worship or otherwise show affection with sheep or the Devil.
Shall they live their life fighting for the goats and does, thee shalt be raised to Heaven.