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6:00 PM
hmmmm faster and less memory is good
maybe that'll show whoever it was disagreeing with me, that we can use less memory for webpages ;D
The biggest highlighs are Quantum CSS and the Photon UI
the ui to me looks the same as always :D
with web browsers, the ui should gtfo of the way
Quantum CSS is the first in a series of next-generation multithreaded page rendering technologies. It enables Firefox to lay out page content using multiple processor cores.
ooo nice
Aug 24 at 1:51, by bwDraco
@Bob: Multithreaded CSS in the works for Firefox: https://hacks.mozilla.org/2017/08/inside-a-super-fast-css-engine-quantum-css-aka‌​-stylo/
6:05 PM
maybe we're finally looking at things using mutiple cores properly...
Going forward, there will also be a new, fully hardware-accelerated rendering engine, letting it draw content on the screen like a game. This is called Quantum Render, but it's several months away.
@rahuldottech SAME
why don't people allow me to solve their problems
@Avery Have you tried the Github thing? They have one too, right?
@rahuldottech what thing
6:10 PM
@Avery for getting hired
But this isn't freelancing
I don't like github
you have actual working code out there right?
stuff that Does things?
@Avery why not?
@djsmiley2k Yep, I do
6:12 PM
welcome to the world of looking for work
upwork.com/jobs/_~017c7a08cb911d7f92 @ave something seems wrong...
i'm guessing you both can't go for a full time 'proper' job?
@rahuldottech it's a one man company
@djsmiley2k well in ~9 months when I'm done with HS I'll look for them
at some point I might ask for your help too.
@Avery hmmm fair enough
I remember that age
> $ cat rahul
cat: rahul: No such file or directory
6:13 PM
Shortly after finishing school (and 6th form) I went to work in a supermarket
@djsmiley2k Not till I'm outta college, that's at least 6 years
!! s/file or directory/cat
@djsmiley2k directory/cat
(UK gives work visas even if you don't have a diploma which is quite amazing so I'd like to find a job in UK and relocate there)
6:14 PM
@rahuldottech by which you mean uni
and you'll be like 21?
@djsmiley2k 22
@Avery if I could get you a job on our helpdesk I would
@rahuldottech and you plan to not work until then?
bit of advice : don't be that guy.
@djsmiley2k Freelancing
@Avery Do they give work visas for people with no diplomas and no talent? If so, sign me up!
@ThatBrazilianGuy well you need to be accepted to a job first.
6:15 PM
@djsmiley2k India. Impossible to get jobs unless uni degree
@rahuldottech is that a fact, or is that what schools tell you?
@djsmiley2k Fact 100%
i only ask this, because here schools tell you you'll die if you don't get your gcse's
and then college tlels you you'll die if you don't get a collage degree, and uni' the same
fact is I don't have a English GCSE...
@djsmiley2k well I'll hit you up in 9 months I guess. I'll do my own research and ask around to friends in UK if they know anything worthwhile (that includes you).
@rahuldottech as in no jobs full stop, or no jobs in the field you want to go into?
@Avery Oh I'm happy to advise, but you'd need to be here for me to reccomend you onto the desk
and even then you'd have to start as a temp and rubbish.
6:17 PM
@djsmiley2k Pretty much full stop. Stuff is very different here.
@rahuldottech nod, that sucks, hense why I was asking
I doubt it'd help freelancing, but any kind of working is important on a CV tbh
'I push trollies all day' is more than 'I'm stright up outta school'
Oh, and a tip for @rahuldottech, @Avery and any other young people reading this: plan your retirement and a savings account. I can't stress this enough.
@djsmiley2k Nothing stopping me from freelancing online though
@ThatBrazilianGuy yus (tho in the UK the savings account thing may not work, but plan some savings)
@rahuldottech no, but people might look and go 'this kid hasnt even stepped into a workplace'
@rahuldottech they're bad with money, they rarely update their stuff unlike stuff like gitlab, they're expensive (7$ really is a ton for what they offer), they boast about diversity but they're terrible at it.
6:18 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy Too early to plan for retirement right now, but I do make sure I have savings on hand.
Now don't get me wrong, a lot of people in work places act like 5 yr olds....
@ThatBrazilianGuy will do
Way too many people live paycheck to paycheck.
@ThatBrazilianGuy I'm on one hand terrible with money management and on another not.
I'll probably get stuff in place when I properly settle
@Avery Yeah well, I'm okay as long as I have the educational account thing
6:19 PM
@rahuldottech well yeah I feel the same
I'm really, really, really really really really really terrible with money management.
and they don't pay their interns.
Their internships are in SF.
SF rents are cray cray.
And if you're getting interns and dragging them to SF and not paying them a dime, you're a terrible company.
Employers here are required by law to set apart a percentage of your salary into a government-backed retirement plan. If you start working early and properly registered, you can retire with a considerable retirement earning (well, it gets smaller constantly when politicians passes laws reducing it, but still better than nothing).
Had I started getting proper jobs in my early 20's instead of having a shitty career record, I could retire much earlier and much more comfortable than my current prospects.
(The only downside is if you get unemployed, you have to either pay those yourself, or postpone your retirement)
@Avery welcome to america
you've gotta cheat like the rest just to survive
best thing 99% of companies could do, is get the hell outta america
@ThatBrazilianGuy They are here now
plus I put the max in i can afford :/
and now I've got less than £200 for the month
which is fuel, and how ever much i need to top the house account with :/
ok this is partly because holiday last month, but still
6:28 PM
Well, I earn enough to pay my bills. But I can't save much money because see above.
I earn my normal salary and no surprise expenses -> month ends -> where's my money gone?
I earn my normal salary and lots of surprise expenses -> month ends -> where's my money gone?
I earn twice my salary, some great freelancing gigs, it's my birthday and I get money, no surprise expenses -> month ends -> where's my money gone?
I win the lottery -> month ends -> where's my money gone?
I don't owe nothing to no one and I don't touch credit cards with a ten foot pole.
But I suspect money is made of some chemical substance that reacts with me and becomes volatile
I have a mortgage, a wife and 2 kids
-> money gone
Thank God I own my apartment and we don't want kids.
kids are fun tho
the wife is the problem, want her? ;)
I already have a lady to get angry at me, thanks
6:38 PM
it's terrible
genymotion is the best
@Avery bluestacks and andy are the only two I've tried
meh. android sdk emulator is the best. It's been a long time since I tested any android emulator.
And bluestacks >>> andy
@ThatBrazilianGuy BlueStacks is smooooooooooooooooooooth
I have used bluestacks, genymotion and the one that comes with the android sdk.
bluestacks is quite resource-intensive, from what I recall.
@ThatBrazilianGuy I got dem resources ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6:42 PM
genymotion is great, but back then it required an external add-on to translate ARM code to native.
and the one from the android SDK is quite barebones, but efficient
@rahuldottech no.
this is improper use of lenny if you want stars
try uh
I got dem hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Avery You clearly missed the zs
@djsmiley2k -ish.
I got dem hardwarezzz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7:26 PM
wat is bluestacks?
@djsmiley2k Android emulator
oh right ok
what u using it for tho?
Also isn't chrome doing that (soon?)
@djsmiley2k Smartphone got spoilt
So using it for Instagram
instagram xD
y u use dat
@djsmiley2k To communicate with a few folks who refuse to move to better and more advanced platforms
7:28 PM
forget them \o/
@djsmiley2k One of them happens to be my (semi-girl/best) friend
and she won't change for you?
@djsmiley2k Lol, it actually works out very well for people who have phones
Sharing content is easy
k i'v eseemingly bugged FFXV so it's running at like 1.5x speed o_O
fastest fishing EVER
How do you respond when a girl compliments your butt?
7:34 PM
@rahuldottech depends, what'd she say
@Avery Too awkward for me to say on a public chatroom XD
@rahuldottech telegram
1 hour later…
9:08 PM
met up with the guy whose wedding it was when the girl freaked out on me
@rahuldottech I mean, look at it like, idk.
in the end the area is mostly shaped by the muscles and stuff in the area.
Assume she complimented your abs or smth
idk if abs is the best word
you get the idea.
basically you wiggle your ass at her a lot and she swoons and you hook up with that shit later and all is goooooood
@Burgi blink
is that not how sex works for post-millennials?
no wtf
9:13 PM
not enough snapchat?
the best way to show intimacy to your partner according to millennials is hugging and uh...
(that's a reference to general anime culture and /r/handholding)
@Burgi GET-millennials
god why am i like this
you guys born after 2000 are totally post-millennial
I was born on 2000
I qualify as a millenial
9:14 PM
that counts
millennial is 82-97
no u
my goal is to live until 2083 and lol at all the computer programs that think i'm a 1 yo
apparently the girl that did the crying has "let slip" that we did sexy time together
which we didn't
i'd have noticed
not sure which is worse her claiming that happened or my friends going "yeah we didn't think that had happened"
9:49 PM
Millenial is 82-97? There's no way I'm a millenial...
10:37 PM
Hand holding can be amaze
I was born 2001, so definitely POST
@rahuldottech honestly I want hugs and cuddles and stuff more than anything right nke
@Avery I totally get it man
@Avery I was on a midnight call with her right now
And I wish so bad that I could hug her
At least you live close to her
@Avery Doesn't help much when she refuses to meet up, but yeah
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@rahuldottech eh, at least you don't have to wait for months
10:49 PM
@Avery Yeah
@Bob Hello. I should sleep.
11:06 PM
@Bob ex job horror stories ;p
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@rahuldottech You know Instagram has a web interface with comments and such, right?
@ThatBrazilianGuy No DMs
@JourneymanGeek Guten Morgen
11:20 PM
@JourneymanGeek niom
gudnaight phoks
@rahuldottech A new one? Already?
Damn, kid, what's your secret?
4 hours ago, by rahuldottech
How do you respond when a girl compliments your butt?
@ThatBrazilianGuy It's the same girl
We decided to start over as friends
Also, TIL that I have a sexy butt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@rahuldottech the one who wasn't talking to you?
@ThatBrazilianGuy yeah, and then we fought, and then stuff happened
But... she had a pretty damn legit reason
Which is not something I can share on chat
But yeah
Anyway, I have to go cross-city cycling in a couple of hours, I'll go get some rest
Well, I hope you both are alright.
11:23 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy We are
@ThatBrazilianGuy Its simple. @rahuldottech is a mecha war away from living in a japanese anime.
@ThatBrazilianGuy I'm happier than I've been in months
@JourneymanGeek -_-
B-baka!!! It's not as if I like Rahul-senpai or anything!
he has DEM ABS
it's not like I'd know
11:25 PM
but I do
I'm... a weird geek fella
'lo @BenN
@rahuldottech Hi :)
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