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12:38 AM
@Pavel Ah, didn't realize. Hadn't seen that meme yet.
As for not importing it, not familiar enough with Perl to know there was an alternate syntax.
 
1:49 AM
Aaand now it's reached a length where I absolutely must use an URL shortener to not sacrifice functionality
 

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