@PauloCereda Fantastic! I'm afraid I've been avoiding reading any and all comments addressed to me just in case. @ArthurReutenauer Great news about the cat!! I missed your query, too, but @PauloCereda's advise and apostrophes are both excellent.
texdoc cfr-initials
works well. I do have some
less egotistically-named packages as well. Still haven't really decided what to do with my account, though I have created a bunch of other one-off accounts in the meantime...