i wonder when people are hired to work at labcorp to draw blood, do they specifically look for people who hold some sort of hidden grudge against humanity?
to be fair, i usually go to the albany one and they are lovely. they are shut down because of covid so i had to trek over to summit in oakland.
joe to security guard: can you tell me where the bathroom is please? "you need to get a key from lapcorp" thanks. joe to labcorp person: can i have a key to the bathroom please? "no".