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11:07 PM
I am still shaking.
He hasn't responded, of course.
 
11:19 PM
i have changed entirely. i used to help at the drop of a hat, now i am much more cynical.
i do add full answers every now and then just to taunt the mse gods and those with 5 letters in their usernames.
one may ask why.
i am what i am.
 
i'm just there to make everybody else feel better about their own answers.
 
I'm just here to pay taxis
 
@geocalc33 Taxis to where?
 
i also like upvoting good stuff. when i find it. which is a small proportion of the total amount of the time.
 
Copper you 🍠 what you 🍠?
 
11:33 PM
@robjohn Taxis to the capitol
 
@TedShifrin i'm trying to decipher those glyphs
looks like a dysentery version of a turd icon.
i am a very dysentery fellow
 
@copper Yam
 
a little lawn knome head?
ahh, popeye
slower than usual today
 
You said “I 🍠 what I 🍠.”
Bingo
 
i'm not
 
11:40 PM
i wonder when people are hired to work at labcorp to draw blood, do they specifically look for people who hold some sort of hidden grudge against humanity?
just a random question.
 
it's obviously a fairly unpleasant job. i would develop a grudge very quickly.
the ones i've dealt with do not seem to be sadists, just upset with me.
 
there's worse.
 
I've done Quest, not Labcorp, but they've been great.
 
one of my intern jobs was doing sewer surveys.
to be fair, i usually go to the albany one and they are lovely. they are shut down because of covid so i had to trek over to summit in oakland.
joe to security guard: can you tell me where the bathroom is please?
"you need to get a key from lapcorp"
thanks.
joe to labcorp person: can i have a key to the bathroom please?
"no".
 
Sounds simple.
 
11:46 PM
so, technically she was correct, but she omitted the fact that a key was not needed.
 
they have cups for that
 
didn't have to give a sample surprisingly. i guess that figured they had already taken the piss
 
everyone i've been to has been a nearly windowless building. that doesn't help.
 

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