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1:00 AM
Did I mention that in a way I have never really studied math?
 
I think all of our upper division math classes has at least some girls
 
I hope to devote myself completely to math next year.
 
Willard is too difficult, I had to delete it
 
@JasperLoy What is 2 + 2?
 
Munkres is better at hand-holding
 
1:02 AM
@Alizter 4?
 
@JasperLoy nooo in Z_3
jeez
;)
 
@user130018 I dislike Munkres. I avoid using the word terrible, because some people dislike hearing that word. When I say terrible, I mean I dislike it.
@user130018 It is a high quality, cheap Dover paperback
 
Are you talking about the material the paper is made of?
 
@user130018 No, the contents.
 
1:04 AM
@user130018 I'd like to see the statistics compared to computer science
 
I went to a women's college. So it was weird when there was that 1 boy in our math class.
 
"High quality" is subjective I guess
 
Apparently there have been talks to change sex education classes to listening to a baby crying for an hour.
 
@datalava So you are a girl?
 
@HipsterMathematician why?
 
1:04 AM
guilty
 
@Zach I know more girls at my school are a little more into math than CS
 
same here
 
I go to an all boys school.
Oppsite to an all girls school.
 
What about an all boys and girls school
What's the opposite of that
 
@user130018 No school.
 
1:07 AM
@user130018 an all amorphous blobs school
wish i went to one of those
 
any of you people know how to divide a z=5(x^2+y^2) where z<=5 parabaloid into two halves using a z plane? I thought I'd use the center of mass in respect to z but it didn't work
 
I'm no good at math so I can't really help :(
 
I am only a banana
 
!(boys and girls) = no one goes there
 
@JasperLoy I went for a long walk today. I saw somebody get assaulted with a pole. I watched as others called an ambulance but he turned out ok.
 
1:08 AM
What kind of pole?
 
@ZachSaucier Using A region $D: \{x,y,z|blahblah\}$?
 
@zach in what sense do you mean 'half'? by volume?
 
@Alizter What happened to the assaulter?
 
The things that happen outside of public libraries
 
@Semiclassical ya
 
1:08 AM
@user130018 someone from Poland?
 
Carbon fiber sticks really hurt a lot
lol @datalava
 
meant area, but okay. is there a density?
 
@ZachSaucier With uniform weight?
 
@JasperLoy He ran away. He didn't look like a very nice person. You know, to cuddle with.
 
(since you're talking about mass)
 
1:09 AM
@Committingtoachallenge ya, I would have given it to you otherwise :P
 
@ZachSaucier what do you mean by using a z plane? what two halves do you want to cut it into?
 
@user130018 it was a hollowmorphic pole
 
lol @Alizter
 
@anon some plane z = {n} where that plane cuts the volume in half
finding the center of mass doesn't help :(
 
essentially, what you're after is the center of mass of the paraboloid
 
1:09 AM
He wants to cut it into two from top to bottom I believe
 
You guys and your contours
 
since the center of mass will have as much mass above as below
 
get real
 
@Semiclassical that's what I thought but it doesn't work :(
 
@ZachSaucier just pick any plane containing the z-axis, no?
 
1:11 AM
@anon no, just a plane that is perpendicular to the z axis
 
also z={n} doesn't really mean anything to me...
 
@anon {n} = some constant, which would make a plane
 
@ZachSaucier ah, so you need the plane to cut it that way
 
@anon Are you a cleo, tunk-fey, Chris's type integral wizard?
 
@ZachSaucier that would be z=n, or {(x,y,z)|z=n}, not "z={n}"
@Committingtoachallenge no
 
1:12 AM
I wish we had a friends list feature on here so I could save people on my friends list
 
by definition, the z-coordinate of the center of mass will give you that
 
k, thought I'd make it more apparent that n was not something I know :P
@user130018 you could get their contact info...
@Semiclassical but it doesn't :P
 
@anon Do you know what types of integration they use?
 
@ZachSaucier so then compute the volume of the solid, then compute the volume of the part of the solid underneath the plane z=n, then set the latter equal to half the former and solve for n
 
kind of like if you cut a semi circle in half and move the bottom above the top
 
1:12 AM
I wish I'd paid more attention in my multivariable class.
 
@Committingtoachallenge you mean like lebesgue, riemann, etc.? I don't think about that kind of stuff. or do you mean tactics for evaluating integrals?
 
@aliz Why are you not sleeping?
 
I was young and foolish
 
@anon Do you think Robjohn knows all that? He is one tier above them isn't he?
 
@JasperLoy How can I? I just watched GWH!
 
1:13 AM
@datalava How long ago was this
 
@anon hmmm. May call on you for help in a little
 
counts on fingers like 4
years ago
 
@Alizter And you cannot sleep? LOL. Let me sleep with you, LOL.
 
starting from the definition $$\overline{z}=\frac{\int_V z \rho \,dV}{\int_V \rho \, dV}$$
 
Note those are triple integrals of the region ^
 
1:14 AM
@datalava Oh, you made it sound like it was 40 years ago
 
@user130018 feels like 40
 
@user130018 You never know.
 
@Committingtoachallenge not sure, it's been awhile since I've thought seriously about integrals, and haven't paying much attention. the only two I notice ever are robjohn and chris's sis, and I think they are pretty similar at manipulations (although I don't know if chris's sis is familiar with contour integrals)
 
@JasperLoy Are you referring to time travel
 
@JasperLoy Do you mean sleeping activity because that sentence means something completely different.
 
1:15 AM
@anon She isn't, she hates Complex and Contour for the time
 
@JasperLoy are you to 26 hours now?
 
@Alizter Yes, I know, LOL, just a joke.
 
let me type up in stackedit instead
 
@anon She is familiar with Complex analysis but prefers to use real methods
 
rather than spam chat :P
 
1:15 AM
that's a shame
 
@ZachSaucier Over 25.
 
can't sleep now?
 
@ZachSaucier Yeah, maybe I am too excited thinking about the future I hope to have but may never have.
 
@datalava Do you work or attend school
 
@user130018 both, basically. I'm a student teacher and am attending graduate school
 
Is it fun teaching @datalava
 
@user130018 It can be, but it's hard work.
 
how far in grad school, out of curiousity? (am a grad student myself)
 
@Semiclassical I'm in my second semester of getting my Master's degree
 
@datalava What courses are you teaching this semester
 
1:18 AM
gotcha
 
@user130018 I'm teaching middle schoolers x_x
 
@aliz What if Sarah just disappears forever like that?
 
@datalava RIP
 
godspeed
 
@user130018 thanks...
 
1:19 AM
@datalava Some of the teachers in my math classes complain about how their students ask some really bad questions
 
@datalava WTF
 
@JasperLoy I don't know. Maybe she doesn't care about MSE. Or has a life or something
 
I'll be in a high school next semester
 
@datalava RIP
 
1:20 AM
haha
 
@Alizter Hmm, yeah, unlike me, with no life at all.
 
If I've learned anything it's that I'm not weird enough to be a middle school teacher. Also that 13 year olds know absolutely NOTHING
 
@Alizter Maybe I will tell you some more secrets in future.
 
I wouldn't mind teaching high school if it was a highly motivated environment because I might be okay with pedagogy, but not good at being a "teacher" in a general sense
 
@user130018 The theory/pedagogy is really interesting, but implementing it is not easy
Anyway, if I end up hating it I'm gonna get my PhD in math
 
1:22 AM
@JasperLoy Why?
 
@datalava What math do 13 year olds learn these days?
Is it still calculus?
 
@Alizter Why not? I have many secrets.
 
@user130018 That is true.
@JasperLoy Write a book.
 
@user130018 haha yeah right. They're learning how to solve 1 and 2-step equations.
 
@Alizter The Book of Secrets, lol.
 
1:23 AM
like ax+b=c
 
@datalava x=(c-b)/a
one step
 
They learn the common core here
 
Cool
What do you think is the most challenging part of learning the material for them
 
@datalava See if you can teach at special schools. Like for gifted kids or sometihng
 
I am going to sleep soon. See you in your dreams @alizter. Let's hope Sarah replies soon.
 
1:25 AM
as long as you don't die from their arrogance.
 
@user130018 FRACTIONS
 
@JasperLoy o/
 
good bye
 
@Alizter yeah, there are magnet schools here
 
@datalava Did you explain to them why you can't define $\frac{a}{b} + \frac{c}{d} = \frac{a+c}{b+d}$
 
1:26 AM
I love learning about math concepts like making a circle out of triangles
so cool
Messed around with delaunay triangles today codepen.io/Zeaklous/full/raltF
 
@user130018 We reinforce it. Honestly, they should already know that from 6th grade.
@user130018 I don't have free reign over the classroom, so I have to deal with some of the ways my mentor teacher teaches. And she teaches a lot of "rules"
 
Oh, "mentor" teacher lol
I would love to teach all math from a historical point of view
 
@ZachSaucier: pretty sure i was being dumb back there. center of mass is telling you an average value, but what you want is the 'median' of the mass
 
hmmm
I'm trying anon's approach now, though I keep getting distracted
 
@Zach By your girlfriend or what
 
1:31 AM
kk. just saying that you're right about the center of mass not being useful here
 
@user130018 code stuff
 
@Zach I dropped my CS major in favor of taking more grad math courses
 
I kind of regret it because I really like programming a lot
But it'll be good for my grad school applications
I can work on coding projects in my free time I guess
 
true
that's where all my actual code things come from
school teaches me about 5% of what's actually useful (at least for what I'm doing)
 
1:36 AM
Are any of you getting a PhD (or already have one)?
 
i've been going for mine.
 
Can I ask you an advice-type question?
 
@MikeMiller Is
 
i'd suggest not, i'm jaded/burnt out from it. planning on cutting my losses and leaving with my masters at this point :/
 
@Semiclassical What don't you like about it?
 
1:38 AM
that would take a rant far longer than i'm prepared to give.
 
@Semiclassical Do you have blog entries I can read about your experience
 
fraid not
i should point out, though, i've been going for a phd in theor. physics
 
I'm not burnt out yet but I also haven't had time to
 
@Semiclassical What field?
 
Well, I'm taking a phd level matrix analysis class right now, and my professor basically told me that if I wanted to get my PhD he would be my advisor because I "have potential in matrices." Basically my question is, what is the value of this kind of offer? Is it hard to find someone who will be your phd advisor with whom you think you can work well?
 
1:40 AM
and i'd rather not generalize to another program. plus it depends a lot on which school you're at, etc.
in principle, condensed matter theory. but in practice it's mostly been semiclassical methods
 
Cool
 
Idk, if I go for a PhD, whether I would want to do it at the school I'm currently at. So I'm not sure what to make of it
 
i.e. more math methods than physics, but not enough math to impress a mathematician :/
 
I think it's generally suggested to not stay at your undergrad for a PhD
 
@MikeMiller I'm not an undergrad, I'm a grad student
 
1:42 AM
oh
 
but it's more to do with the program, and the overall environment e.g. the physics -> academia pipeline has drastically narrowed in the last forty years
 
in which case iunno
 
My undergrad doesn't have a PhD program so I can't stay here anyway ehehe
 
maybe 30 years is a better window, i'm not sure of the history
 
Would you see his offer as valuable?
 
1:43 AM
but that means you've got a lot of advisors who got their phds in greener circumstances, hence why i'm pretty skeptical now of any blithe advice from physics advisors :(
 
Perhaps your question might be suitable for academia.stackexchange.com
 
@anon
PLS RA>SPwqan
 
@MikeMiller Thanks, I didn't know that existed.
 
@PedroTamaroff urgent much?
 
it's a very helpful site
 
1:44 AM
@MikeMiller Perhaps your answer might be suitable for unhelpful.stackexchangzes.org
@anon Are you busy?
 
meh
 
@anon watch out, he's got ebola
 
oh noez
 
@anon Good then no.
Do you know about Jacobson rings?
 
Yo @anon
 
1:45 AM
@PedroTamaroff nope
 
@anon DANG
 
Not radical enough @Pedro
 
Hi @TedShifrin
 
@TedShifrin BADUMTSS
 
@Ted How are your classes going so far?
 
1:46 AM
Hi @user130018
we're in the last third of the semester ...
 
@TedShifrin Have students unionized?
 
Do you have good students
 
I should send them a mail, proclaiming myself as the overcontinental leader.
 
why don't you guys change your name/picture? it makes keeping track of who is who a lot easier
 
Ha ha, @Pedro ... Some, not all, are looking forward to my absence. @user130018, some extraordinary ones ...
 
1:49 AM
I consider my gravatar an essential part of my identity on stackexchange
 
I hope extraordinarily good
 
Yes ... And some disappointing ones ....of course.
 
I complained about my classes to my advisor and he agrees with me and is gonna get me to take classes at another school (that count for math credits here)
 
@Zach, we can't all be zombies.
 
:P
that's only for this week
 
1:51 AM
@MikeMiller Yes, light blue is good Maik.
 
@JasperLoy back so soon
 
I'm going to be ziggy stardust on friday.
 
It says "I'm deep like the sea but not as deep as the ocean."
 
@ZachSaucier Yeah, I will sleep in an hour.
 
1:52 AM
@PedroTamaroff I am deep as the ocean.
 
lol @user130018
 
@user130018 WTF
@user130018 You know, although I am a banana, I actually understand that.
 
I prefer mangoes ...
 
@JasperLoy No, you're not.
 
OK I have not slept for 26 hours. Something weird is happening to me. This is a sign.
 
1:53 AM
That's physically impossible.
 
you're slowly turning into a banana?
 
It means a miracle is about to happen in my life.
 
@JasperLoy If you stay awake for 11 days, you'll die. So you have a little over a week to go.
 
@columbus8myhw Is that a theorem?
 
@JasperLoy Has anything in science ever been called a "theorem"?
 
1:55 AM
@columbus8myhw Joke, joke. Nobody gets my jokes in this room. In the other room, I get nobody's jokes.
 
r9m
@JasperLoy best thing to do is to take a bath (with cold water ?) and eat something .. then peacefully go to bed .. sleep will find you fast that way ! :-)
 
@r9m Maybe an angel will take me to heaven?
 
r9m
@JasperLoy when he comes ,, tie him up and interogate him .. don't let him take you to heaven (its bound to be boring) :P
 
@JasperLoy Is this serious?
 
1:57 AM
@PedroTamaroff I like "Fly Away"
 
@user130018 I like trains.
 
@anon Thanks for the hint, it works :)
 
@PedroTamaroff LOL. I saw a Bollywood movie ad before the video.
 
@Pedro are you a railfan?
@Pedro I know people who go absolutely nuts and take a day off work to go visit a train yard to take a video of a rare train
 
@user130018 Must be you.
 
1:59 AM
@JasperLoy :(
 
@PedroTamaroff It sounds like a mantra.
 
@user130018 Not really, no.
Trains in my country suck.
 
\o/ My favorite song of all time just started playing
 
2:06 AM
It seems that many non-native speakers like to say "make a question".
 
Well technically they are
 
@Committingtoachallenge People often use Contour Integration and Residues. Integration by parts, Changing order of integration/summation. People often use different ways of writing functions: as integrals or as series. There is often a lifetime of experience that goes into knowing what to use, I can't honestly give you a compendium of topics to study that will turn you into a modern-day Ramanujan.
 
@robjohn and Chris's doesn't use Contour integration right?
 
@JasperLoy There's a vietnamese woman in my class who always asks the professor, "can I have a question?"
 
Well, can she?
 
2:08 AM
@Committingtoachallenge I don't know if she avoids it entirely. There are probably results that she uses whose proof is most commonly a contour integration.
 
Oh yeah and one time she said "without loss of generosity"
She's super good at math, though...
 
@datalava She is the goddess who appeared to Ramanujan.
 
@robjohn What text would teach me Contour Integration, and what text would teach me Residues? I am very interested in what Chris's does
 
@Committingtoachallenge Any good text on Complex Analysis
@Committingtoachallenge I have to go pick up dinner... BBL
 
@robjohn Rudins complex?
@robjohn Okay, have fun
 
2:11 AM
 
@user130018 That's me. I'm the baby.
 
@user130018 Is that you and your baby? Where is the mother?
 
lol
 
@user130018 Wrong book, should be using my 12 holy books instead.
 
When will it turn to 16
 
2:16 AM
The math books will remain at 12. This 12 is what I call the core.
I did not answer anything yesterday and I still capped.
 
Hi @robjohn
 
are there homeomorphic smooth manifolds with non-homeomorphic tangent bundles?
 
homeomorphic smooth manifolds?
I think there should be
There are homeomorphic but not diffeomorphic smooth manifolds and the tangent bundle is preserved by diffeomorphisms
No idea about a counter-example
 
I don't have any intuition either way
 
Wow @user130018 seems to be a professor now. Just acting stupid in front of us.
Once someone asked me what my major was and I said math. He asked "Is there so much math such that it takes 4 years of study?"
 
2:33 AM
@JasperLoy wOW
 
I wonder why these people don't think the same about medicine or physics or chemistry or biology.
@datalava You left the caps on lol.
 
@JasperLoy for eMPHASIS
 
Hi, anybody that claim to be good at algebra and pre-calculus should read my question: math.stackexchange.com/questions/994374/…
 
@datalava Did you have another username before this?
 
@JasperLoy no
 
2:35 AM
@datalava Ah OK. I have been on this site for over 3 years, but my profile says 2 months because I deleted many accounts and this is my latest lol
 
@JasperLoy I'm just a newbie
 
@JasperLoy I remember in high school I thought calculus was only for gifted genius students and that I could never learn calculus in my life because my IQ wasn't 200 lol
 
@datalava I am not from the US but I used to teach in a middle school for a while.
 
@JasperLoy oh? what did you think of it?
 
@user130018 I think your IQ might be 200, lol. You have such good results!
 
2:37 AM
@JasperLoy Results for what?
 
Wow, nobody want to say hello to me?
 
@datalava Kids were terribly naughty, I will never teach in a school here again.
 
@user130018 dude I thought the same thing
 
@Victor Hello!
 
@Victor hai
 
2:37 AM
@datalava Then you actually took calculus and got an 'A' because it was so easy right
 
@Victor Too hard for me.
 
I wasn't tracked into calculus in high school because I got bad grades in Algebra 2 from not doing homework :<
 
@ZachSaucier - had you look at my problem yet?
 
But I thought calc was fun when i took it in college. That's why i became a math major
 
2:39 AM
@datalava Yea I never got past algebra 2
 
working on my homework right now :P likely wouldn't be much help anyway, not much of a mathematician
 
Except I always did my homework but flunked because I failed exams :(
 
@user130018 you persevered
 
@datalava I'm not sure I ever did, I randomly decided to quit my job and start college and all of the sudden math was easy for me
 
Once I went to uni, I was plagued by mental problems, so maybe I only used ten per cent of my brain.
 
2:41 AM
@JasperLoy I feel you there
 
@datalava Do you also have mental problems? I have OCD among other stuff.
 
@user130018 Where did you start in college, with calc?
 
@datalava Yea
 
@JasperLoy I have depression
 
@datalava Most people in this chat are crazy, lol.
3
 
2:42 AM
@JasperLoy :3
I like chatting with you guys.
 
I like this chat as well
 
Of course, because I am here, lol.
 
of course
 
Of course
 
@user130018 Do you have a gf now?
 
2:45 AM
@JasperLoy lol I haven't spoken to any girls since I started school here yet
 
@user130018 LOL you're nuts.
 
@JasperLoy Where is your girlfriend
 
@user130018 I don't have one, but I currently like someone. I will keep her identity a secret.
 
@JasperLoy Does she go to your school
 
2:54 AM
@user130018 No, I met her online recently, lol. And I don't know much about her.
 
@JasperLoy Oh, did you use OkCupid
 
@user130018 No, lol.
 
lol
 
Who knows, maybe I met her on SE, lol.
 
Is it @datalava
 
2:57 AM
o3o
 
o3o
 
@user130018 Impossible.
@user130018 I used to have an account there.
 

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