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> "Now, just type the answer to that question and I'll give you a very special present : what is the only thing to go beyond the limits of our universe ? "
|ALl thswE BRILLIANT TV SHOWS ON TOMORROW ONLY ON FOX
I HATE FOX TV ON SKY
TOMORROW THEY HAVE DEXTER AND NCIS AND OTHER GREAT |STUFF
TONIGHT THEY HAVE FAMILY GAY AND AMERICAN DAD
What's the answer to that?
@kalina family gay
@MBraedley 42
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00:01
It's so nice to see such progressive shows on TV like Family Gay
@kalina wrong
peter and louis got married
...
WE ARE IUN A UNIVERESE WHERE EVERYTHING IS DRAWN BY DISNETY
user20683
@kalina that and the Doctor Who hyperspace thing are the only bits of Family Guy I liked.
WE ARE IN THE ROBOT CHICKEN UNIVERSE
00:11
OMG I LEFT MY COMPUTER TO GO WORK OUT AND NOW I HAVE SO MANY CANDIES
HOWS IT FEEL TO BE ON A MAJOR NETWORK FOR 30 SECONDS?
user20683
@spugsley see, if you workout then you can have lots of candies.
3
now my farm GROWS lollipops mwahahahahah
How much does the health potion heal you for?
TAKE YOUR STINKIN PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMNED DIRTY DOG
00:18
@Yawus 50 for a regular. 100 for a Major.
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Q: Implementing BFS in Java

Mahmoud AbubakrI am a beginner in Java, and I need some help. I am trying to implement Breadth First Search algorithm to solve a puzzle game (Unblock Me a game on Android). I am done with the GUI, but I am stuck with the algorithm. So far I can count the available moves of each block, which supposed to be the...

ok i just stood up and fell flat on my face
i say just, it was about 5 minutes ago
@kalina ummm maybe some black coffee and a cold shower?
i wouldn't want to shower here
it's a guys house
their bathroom is dirty
@kalina ew yeah don't
00:26
I dare you 0_0
NO
my feel like somebody disabled all of my nerves
i can't feel anything
my brain feels functional still
2
but i can't walk
i hate alcohol
i need more weed
'my brain feels functional still' - words of wisdom from a drunk person.
i definitely wouldn't want to drive right now
@kalina Me either! =D Go team!
but i dont want to sleep on this sofa
it smells like ass
god i hate adverts on tv
00:28
walk home?
LOL
guys, I'm so happy :)
Today is Day 100 of my 365. I'm so proud that I've made it this far
im not going to walk 60 miles when i fall over just going to the bathroom
365 of what?
@kalina sleep outside? How's the weather
cold
00:29
@kalina uploading one photo per day
cool
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD START TALKING ABOUT OUR EMOTIONS WITH EACH OTHER
MAYBE INSTEAD OF WAXING YOU COULD SHAVE INSTEAD?
stupid tv advert
how many fingers am I holding up?
I FOUND A CHEST
00:31
YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP ANY FINGERS THIS IS THE INTERNET
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obviously you are drunk
@Fluttershy wat
My one year anniversary was Thursday. :3
@Johann Thank you, Captain Obvious.
00:32
I thoght you werent married
@kalina I'm not.
@FEichinger that's General Obvious to you
"rookie obvious"
@Fluttershy oooooooo
dictator obvious
00:33
@Johann To me, it's "You should be darn glad you're even a Private, Obvious."
amateur obvious
to me it is King Obvious
of Obviousland
there are only two of us left
...
the other two...
well one of them smoked too much weed and died while spinning out
and the other one had some issue with too much alcohol and being able to get into his bed
00:42
WAT? 0__________________________________________________________0?
WAT
WHO
WHY
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
HOW
WAIT
I may be the last person demonstrating signs of life
good god, what is happening in here? O-o
I take ten minutes to play with my candies and look what happens
blame the new guy
its his fault
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Q: I can't cure my lycanthropy Skyrim/?

HyperFarkas,Vilkas, and Aela are dead. Are there any other NPCs that can cure my lycanthropy? If not, is there another method to doing so?

@spugsley Yeah... I'm pretty happy! =D
00:47
@Fluttershy grats :)
@spugsley Thanks!
I'm gonna watch Tangled online for free now :)
cause I'm bored and tired from lifting and running
@Fluttershy YOU HAPPY?#
I AM HAPPY TOO
HELLO AND WELCOME TO HAPPY CLUB
WE ARE HAPPY
@spugsley Bro, do you even lift?
@Fluttershy as of like a week ago I do lol
I've been being healthier :3
00:49
I just run. Trying to lose some weight.
I just rely on my metabolism
@kalina I did too until I started exercising and then just... stopped. Completely. >_>
METABOLISM IS ENOUGH EXERCISE
@Fluttershy is it working for you?
ALL OTHER REQUIRED EXERCISE IS ACCOMPLISHED WITH DANCING
00:51
@spugsley Not yet. But... I'll get there.
@Fluttershy I belieb in you!
DANCING > RUNNING
@spugsley ... no.
I just don't want to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So I'm need to exercise
lol
DANCING RESOLVES EATING MEAT
00:53
@spugsley Saaaaaame!
I haven't eaten a hamburger in a long time...
in fact....I could go for a hamburger like....right now
how late is five guys opennnn
I HAD KFC TODAY
IT WAS TASTY
LET'S ALL TALK IN CAPS
I guess that comes with being Asian. You tend to eat a lot of home-cooked Asian food rather than going out for burgers or something.
00:54
CAPS R BEST
@Yawus I'll trade you....
I didn't enjoy my kfc tbh
it was "average"
but all that greasy fatty food is probably the reason I am not dribbling currently
GOOD MORNING USA I GOTTA FEELIN ITS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL DAY
01:12
omgg malfunction
why is me feeling so tired sll of a sudden?>
01:25
HOW MANY FRIES DOES THIS DUDE THINK I CAN EAT?!??!
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Q: How to skip scenes in Farcry 3

WarfaceI hate it when I died and have to see the whole cut scene over and over again. Is there any way to skip them, maybe a hack or a command line when we launch the game ?

Huh, read that as "fires" and started wondering why @spugsley has suddenly taken up a new career in the circus
I BOUGHT A CAR!
I'm such an adult.
Don't you soap up and then rinse?
Soaping while rinsing seems slightly counter-productive.
Secondly, how would earth ponies and pegasi shower then?
They don't have magic to control the soap.
@Yawus they never bathe
That seems untenable.
Okay, I used that word incorrectly. That seems unlikely.
@Yawus when have you ever seen them bathing?
aha
01:50
hmm
I guess earth ponies and pegasi need somepony to help them bathe. Feels a bit awkward though.
@Yawus "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something."
user43095
Yay, pony talk!
user43095
Why are we talking about candy?
@jeffreylin_ I get the feeling this question will be popping up a lot.
01:56
@jeffreylin_ "This must be what going mad feels like."
@FEichinger Are you going to speak strictly in quotes for the time being?
@Yawus Confucius says, "Speaking in quotes make you look smart."
@Yawus I just found them awfully appropriate.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I would have replied with "Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted."
Nah, I'm just watching Jaynestown again. It's got a quote for every occasion.
02:02
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Q: What's the maximum rate for growing lollipops?

MBraedleyI read somewhere that you can't grow more than 100 lollipops a second. Is this true? If so, how many lollipops do I have to plant in order to get 100 a second?

user43095
So, candy box...
user43095
I think I'll just leave it on overnight.
Ugh, I screwed up on the Castle Keep. I used in my invincibility pot on the chest room because I never saw those things before.
And got killed by the dragon.
@jeffreylin_ Before you do, make sure you get your lollipop production up to at least 1/hour
02:23
Tangled is my favorite Disney movie :3 sniff
I want to watch it again, but it's not on Netflix anymore.
SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS TERRIBLE
@spugsley It is one of mine too!
@spugsley I may or may not love you forever.
For now, all signs point to "may".
02:38
omgomgogmogmogmgmgogmogmg I can't even stand it ;;;;;;;;;;;;;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
he saves her ;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;..;.;..;....;;;
I'm gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Q: What are the requirements to unlock "We are family"?

user28015 We are Family Become the dominant Religion in every Capital city on a standard-size or larger map. I have set up a game on a huge map and my religion was spread over all cities, while 35 of them belonged to me. So my religion was clearly dominant. I also made sure they are dominant in t...

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Q: What is upgrade spending and more importantly, why does it decrease? sc2

Volkan Ä°lbeyliAt the score screen, under graphs tab, what exactly is upgrade spending? Well it sounds obvious but why does it decrease sometimes?

02:56
I'm so sad it's over ;.;
You could just watch it over again.
I'm planning on it. At least every part where they look at each other all googly-eyed :3
I can't even stand itttttttttttttt
@spugsley Make a compilation and post it on YouTube. I'd watch the hell out of that.
Is it un-manly of me to like mushy romance scenes so much?
@Yawus no, own it
user15026
I still havent seen that one.
03:10
@Yawus UM HAVE YOU SEEN THIS!??! youtube.com/watch?v=bOp0tsW93Xk
@AshleyNunn it's so important that you watch it asap. I can provide a free site :p
user15026
@spugsley Yay!
pretty decent quality too for a free film
user15026
Am watching some Food Network right now but i will totally watch it soon.
@AshleyNunn YAYYYYYY you will die
from cuteness
and love
user15026
Those are two of my favourite things
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Q: How do I finish Castle's entrance? How do I avoid the homing projectile?

galacticninjaI always get hit by the homing projectile(?) thing when playing through this level. Getting hit by it will put the player character back to the leftmost side of the level, which will mean having to plow through the enemies again. How do I avoid the homing projectile and beat this quest? An...

wow....asked my first question in like....a year?
I suck at this site :3
user15026
we like you anyhow
@AshleyNunn also, I celebrated a little today because it was Day 100 of my 365 :)
I'm so proud :3
user15026
@spugsley That is pretty super cool
03:31
yis :3
user15026
I gotta say I am incredibly proud of you for sticking with it
thank you. It's been tough but also super super fulfilling. I'm the happiest I think I've ever been just from taking time to do something I love
user15026
On random note, i tried bacon lip balm today, and it was weird because all I could taste and smell for hours was bacon
user15026
@spugsley That's so wonderful :D
@AshleyNunn whaaaaa that's cray
user15026
03:36
@spugsley My mom got a brand new still wrapped tube of it in a geocache
user15026
so she made me try it
@AshleyNunn that's amazing!
user15026
@spugsley She said it is her favourite thing that she has found yet
@AshleyNunn Hahaha
I think ThinkGeek sells it
@AshleyNunn that is pretty fantabulous
user15026
03:37
@YiJiang'sEvilClone It is such a weird thing
user15026
@spugsley I know, right?
user15026
There must be a different brand too because hers doesnt look like that, it was in a red tube
Bioware bought the Space Marine IP.
What could possibly go wrong with that.
(Hint: Everything.)
@LessPop_MoreFizz Space Marine? As in, the Warhammer Space Marine?
03:44
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yes.
WH40K
user15026
Watching TV at my parents is weird, because I only have Netflix at home so I am unused to commercials
user15026
Also, midnight on a Saturday is a crappy time for TV
Hmmm, here they usually show movies at the 11pm slot
Because 11pm is when they can start showing slightly more mature content
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Q: What's the deal with chests?

spugsleyI've been playing Candy Box today and I found a chest at the end of one the quests! It had a wonderful pair of boots and lots of candies inside. Now I want to find more chests. The problem is, I haven't found one since. So are chests random or is there a specific way to trigger them? Can they onl...

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Q: Can't break any block in survival in Minecraft

Asmastas MazI am playing survival. At first I could break blocks and do all sorts of things but now I can't. First of all I am not playing in adventure mode or anything. I believe it is a glitch of some sort. This problem initiated when minecraft crashed. Please HELP!

04:10
Wooooooooooooooo two million lollipops/minute
@AshleyNunn SNL.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Weirdly enough, not really my thing.
@LessPop_MoreFizz HOW O_O
Gotta love Amazon... I just bought an item, marked it as a gift, and they offer to let me tweet that I bought it.
Yeah, because I definitely want to announce to the world what I'm buying someone.
user15026
@Powerlord Thats special
@LessPop_MoreFizz I got 300/s, with only one G.M.O.O.H potion too. That was pure luck...
Time to let that run overnight.....
user15026
04:29
Fucking hell. I bought the Indiegala Mobile 3 and I can't find a place to get the games, because the link they have emailed me just tells me to buy the damn thing
user15026
and every place they tell me to look for it doesn't fucking work
Try entering your email into the site again. It should send you a link to download the games
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Wikipedia

Proposed Q&A site for people who have comprehension questions concerning one wikipedia article. This could also reveal lacks of clarity in the article and help to improve it. A long-term aim could be a "WikiExchange" button integrated in wikipedia if she is interested.

Currently in definition.

Hahahahagaga
user15026
The problem is since it is a mobile bundle, I need to get them to my phone, so it tells me to click the bundle link in my profile to get the QR codes to get them and that link literally doesn't work
user15026
I click and click and nothing happens
user15026
04:33
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, good lord
> Proposed Q&A site for people who have comprehension questions concerning one wikipedia article.
I wonder which one.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz "he "SE site about EVERYTHING" thing was pretty much what I imagined, yes:) When in wp there's a point you don't understand you're pretty much stuck. I think with a wp where you can ask questions (like in university), knowledge would be unstoppable to spread. And there are people writing those articles. Why shouldn't they also be willing to answer questions to it?"
@AshleyNunn There's also a direct download link above the QR code
See if you can visit the site from your phone
user15026
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I cant even get to that page, let alone any links or QR codes
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Q: What's the most efficient method of transferring gold between characters?

oscilatingcretinAside from tranferring all your gold to a friend who will then tranfer it to your new player, it appears that the only way to transfer gold is by buying items that have a higher sell rate and transferring them to your new account. However, this is just not practical as 1) resell value on items i...

0
Q: Not getting Microsoft Points for my birthday month reward

BPkilla01I signed up for Xbox Live Rewards and my birthday is this month. My friend on the first week of his birthday month, got Microsoft Points for however many Gamerscore he has. How do I get my reward and how do I make sure I am signed up and that everything's ready to go?

user15026
04:38
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Doesn't work on my phone either
user15026
Sent them a support message.
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Q: How do I lower my hitpoints?

galacticninjaI ate too much candy, and increased my max health too much that I now find it very difficulty to defeat myself. Since my clone has the exact same hitpoints as me, is there a way to make that fight easier and faster? Is there a way to lower my hitpoints?

 
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07:10
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Q: Lollipop Farm Tree Icon Effect?

B. ElliottWhen clicking on the lollipop tree on the lollipop farm, the icon changes. Does this have any in game effect other than some basic customization? The possible values, when cycled, are: * cnd ! + ? /|\ ~

07:46
0
Q: How do you fulfill "film shoot" in pocket planes events

user48039Please help me I love pocket planes but cannot figure out how on earth to fulfill events please help anyone good at pocket planes. Pease specifically help me on completing "film shoot" I am having trouble.

-1
Q: dowloaded some new mods but carn't get them to work for euro truck simulator 2

wayne davisonI have downloaded some new mods for the game like trucks an skins for the trucks and I have put them into the mod folder but they don't seem to work and I carn't understand why can someone please help me. thank you for reading

08:06
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Q: How can I christen an NPC?

user47183How can I give a nickname to an NPC in Minecraft? How can I give it items? Please keep the answers to vanilla Minecraft if possible.

How's the question like this?
08:25
0
Q: Setting up a minecraft server on a website

Asmastas MazI have a website asifslab.com and I want to set up a minecraft server there so that it is 24/7. Is there any way to do this through FTP or cPanel or will I have to set it up on my PC?

-1
Q: Is it possible to enjoy Skyrim at high levels 37+?

EmanueleMy current char is a paladin now 37+ level with 100 Enchanting, 85+ Smithing and 75+ One Handed. I've got my gear dual enchanted and I've refrained from having +100% one handed damage or 100% restoration spell cost reduction, still, with ebony armor and basically no perks in Heavy Armor I'm 400 ...

08:54
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD HURT SO MUCH
How drunk were you last night?
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Q: Gravity setting in Skyrim (Creation Kit)

Andreas HaferburgI can't find the gravity setting in the Creation Kit. Does it even exist? All the Google results only talk about gravity modifiers for arrows. I actually just want to know the default value used in the game.

09:16
I don't seem to have any memory of lastnight
yep I have nothing
I think I'm just going to go and lay down somewhere while they burn bacon in a feeble attempt to cook
 
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10:20
0
Q: Is there a way I can daisy-chain tanks to store liquids?

Neil TroddenI'm simply not sure how much oil my well is going to transmit back to my base so I'd like to be able to expand my tanks as required, is there a way I can maybe connect additional tanks to my first one if I find I need more liquid storage space?

Stupid... momentum
Stuck on the same physics puzzle for so long now
11:05
@YiJiang'sEvilClone You need to throw a grenade under the ledge, then stand on the other side of that as it blows up
you're talking about Half Life 2 right?
Uh, no
Rochard, the level where you're escaping from Skyrig HQ, with lasers and 4 giant crates
The level requires some precision in moving the crates, but because this game has rather accurate physics the crates will continue moving a bit after you stop pushing them, which has lead to my demise more than a few times
It's not that I can't figure out a solution to the puzzle, it's just hard to execute it because it's a physics game
user43095
Third question. Consider 10 days. If I give you 1 candy on the first day, and each other day I give you twice more candies than the previous one, how much candies will I give you on the day number 10?
2**9, duh
user43095
@DanHulme Wrong.
user43095
I think you meant 2^9
11:17
I did not mean 2 xor 9
I meant 2 raised to the 9th power
Fuck syntax. Let's all write in random characters: IUIZGFT$"44353"$§%&%/&)/%$TREFDDCV%Z&V§$%C§CQ$&/ /I(&IKZJFGFDS$§Q§C%Z$&VUIRTIUKJZHGFD§"§$"§%(&U/
@jeffreylin_ The first 500 times I read that I understood that it'd give me twice more candies every other day.
hey, you just wrote a Perl program to solve the Halting Problem
user43095
@badp That's what I thought too
Thus making 1 0 0×2=0 0 0×2=0 0 0×2=0 0 ...
user43095
11:20
What is the only thing to go beyond the limits of our universe?
@DanHulme in a spiky, yellow comic bubble with large colorful type PERL!
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A: What are the correct answers to The Frog's questions, and what is the reward when I get them all correct?

ArperumThe frog has 6 questions. You can answer as many times wrong as you want. Capitalisation and whitespace don't matter on the answer, y E s is exactly the same as yes. Question 1 First question : do you _really_ love candies? Correct answer yes reward 10 candies Question 2 Second ques...

user43095
@badp lol
Homework: understand why "the answer" is the answer
user43095
Grr.... stupid candies...
11:35
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Q: What are the requirements to unlock "License Game Engines" research?

myhvI've seem to have researched, done and released everything there is in the game except the licensing out engine. I've never got the research for it. Everything else is pretty much maxed out, all the research, most of the employee training and such. So I'm a bit lost... The only thing that I migh...

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Q: Why is Corki underplayed?

PLS His passive applies 10% of his ad as true damage Great escape utility/team positioning with his w Great wave clear potential Extremely long range poke with short cooldown Why is it that he isn't a frequently played champion in bot. I understand that most people say that his early game is a pai...

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Q: Are World of Warcraft quests linear?

PropellerI haven't played World of Warcraft ever. The thing is, whenever a new MMO is released, people often give feedback wherein MMOs just copy the WoW formula and slap F2P onto it for quick profits. As I try out these new MMOs, I notice that they all have a linear story, meaning the users are almost al...

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Q: Is there a good reason to attempt to clear outposts stealthily?

galacticninjaIt seems that unlike Far Cry 3, I no longer get an experience bonus when I clear an outpost without being seen. Should I still attempt to clear an outpost stealthily? Is there another bonus or advantage to clearing an outpost without being seen?

@GrumpyLazers Seems like NC
11:53
eugh
I feel like death
sounds like exactly the right time to dismantle my pc to swap the graphics card
well, if you throw up inside your PC
thjen it won't be poiwered and it won't matter too much
make sure to earth yourself beforehand
hey do I come across as somebody who doesn't know how to build a pc?
you come across as a hung over person
11:56
i am offended by your insinuations that i am an amateur
which gives a -1 penalty to PC-building
I do need to roll a joint before I start though
Remember, kids: don't fdisk after midnight.
it hasn't been fdisk for years
@DanHulme More than -1 I'd say
11:58
@kalina What hasn't been fdisk? It's still installed on Ubuntu systems by default.
Anyway, did you know the best way to reduce static charges affecting your system is to strip nakid when assembling your computer
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I think you mean before, not when
Stripping while assembling your computer is likely to cause a static discharge!
I never wear clothes to go near my computer, even just to type on it
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@DanHulme A sound plan, if you ask me
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it
I assume your computer is a laptop which you use in your local cafe. Nakid. In public.
12:02
@YiJiang'sEvilClone sorry but I'm not going to reassemble my pc naked
I am going to wear fluffy slippers and lots of other fluffy clothes
@kalina *le gasp*
oh dear
the inside of my pc is caked in dust
wait, no, I'm not too worried about that one
I mean
oh dear
Time to get that vacuum cleaner out
I only appear to have 1 pci-e power and I need 2
I really cba swapping the power supply as well
Using it on a PC full of dust will definitely not cause static discharges, oh no
12:05
I have compressed air
right
back with tools
since this just changed from a graphics card replacement to a pc rebuild I suppose I will see you all much much later
Is it an OEM box?
12:31
Heh. A seed gave me Yggdrassil.
10,000 health!
user43095
Darn it, a days worth of progress lost because I forgot to hit save.
user43095
Do you have to stay on the page for it to work?
I currently have an income of 102 candies/s ...
multipliying my 8M lp might be a rather big part of the reason...
12:49
@jeffreylin_ for the game to run or the save to stick?
If you keep the link/password the save works anywhere. You have to leave it on to collect candies and stuff
Is there a trick to survivng through the developer's computer? Some bugs die like nothing and some take me out in a few turns
@BenBrocka Pony potion perhaps?
@badp I think that's a "bug" you get after beating the dev

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