The Bridge

ManishEarth

14:00

@fredley you're still far away

fredley

@ManishEarth Right, you are being added to the poster

OrigamiRobot

@fredley But where?

ManishEarth

@fredley poster?

OrigamiRobot

There's no room.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot On @badp somewhere. Maybe his chest.

Sconibulus

14:00

@OrigamiRobot Can turrets turn people into Biofuel?

err, biomass rather

ManishEarth

I just realized that I can fudge my way to the millionth message by moving messages around

mod powaz ftw!

OrigamiRobot

@Sconibulus This is separate from my Human Processing Center.

Sconibulus

but why?

a deathtrap that doesn't feed into the Human Processing Center seems like a waste...

OrigamiRobot

I'm a robot, I do what I want.

fredley

3

badp

14:02

@ManishEarth You could do that, but you can't, for doing that would make you WORST MOD and that would be me.

ManishEarth

@badp grr

gnovice

@OrigamiRobot Is an MFFS Defence Station that kills them and takes their stuff too easy?

SaintWacko

@fredley Yay, I'm included!

fredley

@SaintWacko You have been for a while

OrigamiRobot

@gnovice Not grand anough.

badp

14:03

@ManishEarth You have apparently been promoted to LAZERS though

fredley

@gnovice Requires a visit from the alot of resources

badp

That's quite the honour around here.

SaintWacko

@fredley Well, I haven't seen it for a while, I guess

ManishEarth

@badp LAZERS? That's the bot, innit? Don't tell me that they made me into a bot -_-

OrigamiRobot

@ManishEarth Nothing wrong with being a robot.

gnovice

14:05

@badp How about mining lasers in deployers? pew pew pew...

badp

@ManishEarth Light Amplification process based on Zeta Epsilon Radiations from Space

ManishEarth

@badp Yep, but what does it mean when I'm promoted to LAZERS? :S

FAE

We were just driveby @BenBrocka'd.

4

badp

@ManishEarth Basically you're a very small bash script that blows shit up spectacularly.

ManishEarth

@badp the inner physicist in me is twitching with that acronym btw :P

@badp ah

badp

14:06

@ManishEarth Think of it as LASER Array Zeta-Epsilon Reduced into Singularity

ManishEarth

@badp twitches more

badp

LAZERS >>> LASERS

@ManishEarth The Zeta-Epsilon Reductification process is fundamental in the processing of Unobtanium from Dihydrogen Poliairate

ManishEarth

@badp ah

inner chemist twitches as well

Lazers

1

Q: How late in the game can I complete From Ashes without missing any of Javik's dialogue?

After finishing the From Ashes mission, there's a brief pause before Javik becomes available as a squad mate or has anything to say. How long can I push From Ashes before I've missed opportunities to improve my Shepard's friendship with Javik? I'd like to bring Kaidan to Eden Prime, but as Kaida...

mass-effect-3

0

Q: Requrements for growin liana in Terraria

I have noticed that liana spawn from dirt blocks in natural caves and even player made caves given it has a light source. I have tried to create "curtain" of those above ground level, but they do not seam to grow. What are the requirements for liana to start growing and what affects the speed o...

terraria

SaintWacko

@badp wat

badp

14:11

@SaintWacko Uh? H2Air4½

Sconibulus

@ManishEarth Twitch MOAR! Leveraged Antimatter Zed Electromagnetic Retaining System?

badp

@Sconibulus What? No. LAZERS don't retain stuff. They heat it up until it ceases willingness to exist.

Sconibulus

I was thinking the retained antimatter would be used as a weapon to literally annihilate other stuff

making it better than LASERS

fredley

*ahem* - LAZ ORS

Leveraged Anti-Zeton Orbital Retention System

tombull89

Limited-Application Zettawatt Organic Rupturing System

badp

14:21

It's pretty simple meta-chemistry, really.

OrigamiRobot

@badp What are LANERS?

badp

They're the LAZERS orientation devices.

OrigamiRobot

I see

fredley

@OrigamiRobot LANεRS

badp

They specify whether the LAZERS should hold the right or the left, based on whether they are fired in the UK or anywhere else in the world.

fredley

14:23

@badp I see no Uk in your calculations

Martin Sojka

Love-Algebraizing Zero Overhead Rapturous Syndication.

Fluttershy

gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/30252

This edit should be rejected.

And I can't edit tags until it has been.

badp

@fredley This is the easier rest-of-the-world case. The UK case requires multiple interactions from LANERS and the additional complexity make it so that the reaction cannot be expressed without four-dimensional diagrams.

This is why the UK is exceptionally short on Unobtanium.

@Fluttershy go

fredley

@MartinSojka LAZORS Acronym Zone Of Recursive Symmetry

Fluttershy

@badp Thanks.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:26

@Fluttershy Click on the improve button, uncheck the "the suggested edit was helpful" box

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I forgot that was an option!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

When you submit your edit the suggested edit will be rejected

SaintWacko

Now the millionth message is going to be an acronym for LAZERS

badp

@YiJiang'sEvilClone what reason will be used then?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

So tomorrow I get to paint a T-shirt

badp

14:27

@SaintWacko A million times better than "1,000,000"

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp Not sure, hmmmm.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Bad! At least take out the "I can't add tags yet, so someone please do" stuff!

SaintWacko

@badp 1,000,000 would be very meta, though

Fluttershy

@fbueckert Didn't even see it. I was more concerned with getting an actual tag on it, so I'd hardly consider my edit bad.

badp

@SaintWacko So meta, it's basically mainstream

wraps around his scarf

fbueckert

14:28

@Fluttershy Yeah, I suck at changing the title sometimes, myself. Teasing you, is all.

tombull89

One you know you get 1,000,000, edit to say so.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Fluttershy @fbueckert 5 minutes, pfft

fredley

1000000

badp

@tombull89 then move it of the room until this happens:

41 mins ago, by Blem

message 1mil will be something like "→ 1 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You."

Fluttershy

Huh? O_o

Ben Brocka

14:29

@fredley must resist urge to rename @lazers

fredley

@BenBrocka Give in and the hands respawn

Ignore what @badp says, always

3

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Hmm, not bad. This bottle of "deep pink" is actually pretty close to Twilight's cutie mark. I had to eyeball the color in the arts and crafts shop

fredley

Arses. Editing time limit expired :(

badp

@fredley :(

fredley

@badp ):

badp

14:33

@fredley hey now! That's a rchern trademark

Ben Brocka

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Should have looked for the bottle marked "twilight's butt tattoo", that's the real stuff

3

badp

@BenBrocka I still don't know what they were thinking

«Oh yeah, let's have those "cutie marks" so we can then sell tatoos to guillible daughters. They'll be so glowing when they show off their cutie mark on their... their... their...»

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

fredley

Mar 1 at 15:00, by fredley

@Fluttershy I could put you on @mana's ass with ease.

badp

Mar 1 at 16:25, by Mana

@fredley I know that I'm normally pretty chill about stuff, but this is actually making me kind of uncomfortable. What the heck are you talking about here?

fbueckert

14:38

Wee, out of context messages!

3

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

SaintWacko

@fbueckert That's what stars are for!

fredley

Mar 1 at 15:05, by fredley

@Wipqozn I've zoomed all the way in on @mana's ass. This is happening.

OrigamiRobot

Feb 21 at 21:35, by OrigamiRobot

Apr 17 '12 at 13:11, by OrigamiRobot

@RonanForman Oh are we playing the quote game? I love this game!

badp

Sep 21 '11 at 14:22, by Marco Ceppi

@Mana NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Lazers

14:41

0

Q: How can I get rid of the Flame and Frost living story entry under my list of things to do?

Is there a way to ignore the living story? I can collapse it, and it does look cool, but it's just a little extra clutter on my top-right that isn't relevant to me.

guild-wars-2

OrigamiRobot

9 mins ago, by badp

@fredley :(

fredley

1,000,000th message is out of context quote

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Should I use a stencil for this?

SaintWacko

@fredley 1,000,000th message is going to get so many stars

Knowing this place, it'll probably be a pony

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I don't suppose anyone here actually has any experience with T-shirt painting

SaintWacko

14:45

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I've designed t-shirts, but not painted them

fredley

@SaintWacko What if it was a star itself?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

The instructions say after painting, use a hot iron press to set the paint. Which I suppose means that if I screw up I could always wash the paint away and try again

SaintWacko

@fredley That would be amazing

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Grace Note

@M'vy I'll take care of the room

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:52

How the hell do you download stuff using cmd?

Grace Note

Oh, nevermind. badp already did it.

Sconibulus

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

> Stack Exchange is currently offline, we'll be back shortly!

fbueckert

What did I tell you guys about eating the hamsters!?

Grace Note

Just a short thing.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:54

Where's there usual 'we're offline' error page?

murgatroid99

@YiJiang'sEvilClone you don't

fredley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Preparing for the 1mth message

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@murgatroid99 Please don't say cygwin

OrigamiRobot

Jun 17 '12 at 17:01, by OrigamiRobot

►

FAE

@Fluttershy I don't necessarily agree that that should have been rejected in this case, as it was allowing the game title to be in the question title organically, which won't happen now because the full name of the game is too long.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

15:01

Aha! Installing wget then adding the path to its binary to the system environment variables did the trick

OrigamiRobot

@fredley How do I make a key for my doors?

Ronan Forman

@OrigamiRobot Thaumcraft? It's one the forth (?) page of the warded blocks entry.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Craft the key, then right click it on the door you wish it to open

Troll Pro Mode: Create a door where you think someone else might make one, and craft a key. Destroy the door, and if they do place a door there in future, your key will open it.

StrixVaria

15:17

Hey could you guys post messages slower please? We're approaching 1m too quickly.

fredley

@StrixVaria What?

What number are we even up to?

StrixVaria

I mean 300 messages in 2 hours. That's like breakneck pace.

Lazers

0

Q: Do missed vigors become available at vendors later? If so, approximately when?

So I missed the first opportunity to pick up the Murder of Crows vigor - apparently it must have "landed" further away from the body than usual. I've heard people say the vigors (at least the ones you miss as drops) become available for purchase later, but I haven't seen this one pop up yet. Does...

bioshock-infinite

fredley

@StrixVaria The Bridge LAZORTRON 9001 moves very quickly

OrigamiRobot

@fredley I can't find the recipe is the problem. I'll have to look it up in game.

fredley

15:19

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, it's just a few iron nuggets I think

Ben Brocka

@FAE IS that a thing now?

FAE

@BenBrocka You popped into the Blog room then immediately out again; I found it amusing.

OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka It's in the star list. It must be true.

5

user15026

Good morning, Bridge!

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn G'morning!

fredley

15:23

@AshleyNunn 1,000,000 posts is fast approaching

Just like SE badges, we don't know exactly when it will happen

fbueckert

@fredley The Bridge will crash due to a stack overflow.

fredley

@fbueckert LAZOR OVERFLOW

user15026

@fredley how magical.

Jason Berkan

@YiJiang'sEvilClone FTP

fredley

Post spammily to ensure your place in Bridge history

OrigamiRobot

15:27

@fredley What are we up to?

StrixVaria

2

OrigamiRobot

I really hope the millionth message is an inquiry about the number of messages so far.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot You are making an impenetrable robot base

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria HE HAD ANOTHER BOX!

2

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Morning!

@OrigamiRobot OMG NOWAI

OrigamiRobot

15:29

@fredley Is there any other way to make a robot base?

fredley

@OrigamiRobot I am making a base built out of robots

user15026

@strixvaria the fact that there were two boxes amuses me more than it should, I think.

Ben Brocka

@fredley Is it penetrable?

fredley

@BenBrocka yes :(

Classy

StrixVaria

Mar 19 at 14:43, by StrixVaria

Mar 19 at 14:45, by OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria HE HAD ANOTHER BUCKET!

Ronan Forman

15:45

Good news! I can still get into orbit in KSP.

fredley

@RonanForman o/

Ronan Forman

What should I do while I'm up here?

fredley

@RonanForman DOCK

Ronan Forman

To what?

fredley

@RonanForman Somewthing already in orbit

SaintWacko

15:47

@RonanForman THE SKY

Ronan Forman

I've lost my spaceship.

fredley

@RonanForman Build another one

Ronan Forman

I'm on EVA.

user15026

@BenBrocka The more I read/watch about Skullgirls the more I wish I had the money to back it, especially to get the PC code for it when it releases there. It looks amazing. Also, they are SO close to Mane6 getting the engine.

Lazers

0

Q: Do shears work on leaves in Creative mode?

I'm in Minecraft and I try to use Shears on a Jungle Trees leaves, while I'm in Creative Mode and it isn't working. Is this planned not to be in the game? Why isn't it working?

minecraft

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

15:55

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn 20k to go, almost certain they're going to make that goal. Wish they could have made it to the 2nd mysterious character though

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

This cover looks amazing

user15026

@BenBrocka That would have been awesome. I really want to pick the game up at some point - I have a soft spot for fighting games, and Skullgirls looks SO awesome.

Fluttershy

16:23

Is the SKullgirls thing on Kickstarter?

FAE

Hey, could a blue unfreeze Summoner's Rift?

Pretty please? <_<

Fluttershy

>_>

Lazers

0

Q: Civilization V Gold

I loaded Civilization V onto my window 8 PC last December and everything worked fine. I purchased Civilization V GOLD from best buy. I used the uninstall option from the original disk and loaded GOLD. None of the new GOLD civilizations were available and my previous save games showed up and ...

civ-5-gods-and-kings

FAE

Pssst @badp? Or @GraceNote?

Grace Note

Yes'm?

Oh, just a sec.

FAE

16:31

Thanks muchly.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Fluttershy Indiegogo, not Kickstarter I believe

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Ah. Thanks!

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy No, on indiegogo indiegogo.com/projects/keep-skullgirls-growing/x/2518487

user15026

@Fluttershy Indiegogo, specifically here

user15026

....well aren't we all helpful

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

16:39

So. MLP comic #5. The issue is a little heavy on exposition, which I suppose is expected being the first issue in the arc. The story seems to alter the canon established by S1E01 and 02 slightly. It's not straight out contradiction, but it does seem to be retconning in additional stuff

The art is fine, except it seems the artist has completely forgotten about Applejack's hat, for some reason

Ben Brocka

hatcon'd

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

And, oh yes, they ponified Mabel from Gravity Falls and actually gave her a (very minor) role in the issue. Which is awesome.

user15026

@spugsley My prints arrived and they are the most fantastic things ever and I am the happiest.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

For a while now Google Now has been crashing whenever I try to start it. Is anyone else seeing this?

SaintWacko

16:54

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Trying going into Manage Apps and clearing its data

Mine is working fine

I think it's called something like Google Search in the apps

OrigamiRobot

We make it to 1m yet?

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot That was it

Coronus

@SaintWacko What was what?

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I've been neglecting my Google Now. Lately it's been "Google, Later!"

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@SaintWacko Just tried that. It made me go through the first time setup again, after which it promptly crashed

@Coronus It's not very useful for me, but the problem is Google Search is Google Now, and I can't do searches because Google Now keeps crashing

I can still do searches in the browser, of course, but the native app does do a few thing better

user15026

There's no way to uninstall and reinstall is there?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

17:04

I don't think so, no

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn Which ones did you get?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

There is a button to uninstall updates. I could try that

Meysam

Hey guys. I am bored and want to play some online game with a friend. I am looking for an online game which is both fun and does not require signup. I also don't want it to require much thinking like chess. Any advice?

user15026

I think it is listed as Google Search in the play store, and you can uninstall it from there

user15026

@origamirobot one of an abandoned little cabin thing, one of a bridge, and the one with her and all the clocks.

SaintWacko

17:06

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Can you revert to an older version and see if that fixes it

fbueckert

Ok, here's another pre-order question to fight over:

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Yeah, doing that now.

Lazers

0

Q: Vanilla 1.5.1 server RandomAccessFile.write errors

I am running a 100% vanilla 1.5.1 server. I get - as soon as someone joins - tons of these here: java.io.IOException: Input/output error at java.io.RandomAccessFile.write(Native Method) at java.io.RandomAccessFile.writeInt(Unknown Source) at acg.a(SourceFile:307) at acg.a(SourceF...

minecraft-smp

0

Q: what is "Battlefield 4 Premium Expansion Pack"?

Battlefield 4 pre-orders are supposed to get you Digital Deluxe version, which as one of the bonuses lists "Battlefield 4 Premium Expansion Pack". But what is it exactly? Is it anything like Premium in BF3?

battlefield battlefield-4

fbueckert

The game (and some details) have been announced, but I don't think what he's asking has even been detailed yet.

@Lazers For this question.

SaintWacko

@fbueckert And once it has, it's not exactly going to be something difficult to find

fbueckert

17:09

> MCV reports that all pre-order customers will receive a Premium Expansion Pack, the contents of which are not yet disclosed.

Date on this was today.

So, yeah. That's really unreleased information.

SaintWacko

The world's going to think I'm insane

fbueckert

But it's about pre-order stuff; which falls into a wonky area.

SaintWacko

I keep looking at my watch and chuckling

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

There we go, Google Now can now be started without crashing

fbueckert

Which is why I'm asking for opinions.

SaintWacko

17:10

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Older version did it?

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Imma VTC anyway because I'm feeling grumpy.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I'm still baffled by the artist's decision to draw Applejack without her hat. She certainly doesn't seem to have an anti-hat agenda

Meysam

I am bored and want to play some online game with a friend. I am looking for an online game which is both fun and does not require signup. I also don't want it to require much thinking like chess. Any advice?

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Who would ever be anti-hat? Hats are awesome!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@SaintWacko Yeah. The uninstall updates button basically does a factory reset for that specific app

SaintWacko

17:12

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Hm, interesting

What kind of phone do you have?

And what happens if you update it to the most recent version again?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Tablet. Unofficial CM10 build.

SaintWacko

Perhaps something just got corrupted in the update

If updating makes it start crashing again, that'd be something to report in the CM10 thread

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@SaintWacko I think it'll just start crashing again. Google Now has this 'update me' nag card

fbueckert

@Meysam Uncharted Waters Online!

Sconibulus

@Meysam fun and doesn't require thinking? Aren't those competing criteria?

Meysam

17:15

@Sconibulus I cant think much. I am sort of retard.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Sconibulus There are a lot of games which can be categorised as 'mindless fun'. Any ARPG comes to mind

SaintWacko

@YiJiang'sEvilClone o.0 Are you classifying Diablo 2 as mindless fun?

I mean, yeah, it doesn't require as much thought as a strategy game, but I wouldn't call it mindless

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

For most ARPGs there's a lot of strategising when devising builds, skill combination and equipment choice, but the actual combat is pretty mindless

fbueckert

@Lazers He deleted it, and left a snarky comment on it.

Shotgun Ninja

@Meysam Lovely.

OrigamiRobot

17:21

> Oh, excuse me, I thought this was the place to ask question about games. Apparently I was wrong...

Sconibulus

I never actually liked Diablo much

I know I'll probably be tried for heresy for admitting it...

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot It irks me slightly that a guy with 2K rep decides to act passive aggressive like that.

He should really know better.

Fluttershy

@fbueckert If I recall correctly, this isn't the first time his made a comment like that.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Wouldn't surprise me.

The whole question smacks of camping. The pre-order bonus was just announced today.

Fluttershy

gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/31268

Should we even bother with the tag wiki at this point?

fbueckert

17:24

@Fluttershy It'll have to get updated when it gets released, at the very least.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy OH NOES A TYPO I BETTER CALL YOU OUT ON IT NOW THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO EDIT :PPPPPPPPPPPPP

Shotgun Ninja

@OrigamiRobot I'D

OrigamiRobot

@fredley BTW, I owe you a stack of gunpowder.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot :O

Has 1,000,000 happened yet?

Sconibulus

yeah, you just missed it

OrigamiRobot

17:31

32 mins ago, by SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot That was it

fbueckert

999655, according to the room info.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Lame

@fbueckert Oh

LIES EVERYWHERE

OrigamiRobot

Jan 31 at 18:03, by OrigamiRobot

But before you start, I should also inform you that I am a compulsive liar.

Fluttershy

For some reason, this does not surprise me. Also, the link is pony related.

SaintWacko

@fredley Yeah, I wasn't serious :P

@Fluttershy You? Posting a pony related link? No...

fredley

17:41

I'm going to miss it I think

SaintWacko

:P

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko Hey, I don't post them nearly as often as other people in here!

SaintWacko

999666!

Lazers

0

Q: Can bouncing bullets hit another tank?

In World of Tanks, bullets can be deflected by armor thickness. I'm wondering if it is possible for a bullet to bounce on a tank with suck an angle that it can go hit an other (or any destructible structure)? Or maybe after a bounce the bullet just disappear in the air? And if it can, it is pos...

world-of-tanks

0

Q: Why are concrete questions about pre-orders off-topic?

I've asked question about Digital Deluxe edition of Battlefield 4, which already is being sold as pre-release. It's a concrete question and expecting concrete, referenced answer. Yet is was closed as off-topic on "not speculating on future release" rule. I've actually found the discussion of th...

discussion upcoming-games

0

Q: Can the counter be expanded so plays above 999 are counted?

The counter stops at 999. Does anyone know how to get the counter to count above 999?

draw-something

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Fluttershy Oh dear Celestia not another one of those "personality" tests

OrigamiRobot

17:43

I hope the millionth message is @kalina complaining about being sleepy.

kalina

I am sleepy

OrigamiRobot

I know you are.

Fluttershy

@Lazers Didn't he delete it before it could even be closed?

OrigamiRobot

I am too :(

kalina

at least today it's still light when I woke up

I am going to make it past the main menu of bioshock infinite today

I promise

fbueckert

17:46

Inb4 @OrigamiRob!

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert ಠ_ಠ

kalina

well, in a few hours

OrigamiRobot

Nooooooooooooo

fredley

@kalina Hi!

kalina

@fredley salut

OrigamiRobot

17:47

@kalina I couldn't get it working till an hour before I had to go to bed so you'll still be ahead of me. I know that's all you really care about.

kalina

I don't care about that at all

OrigamiRobot

Suure

kalina

plots devious plan to ensure the 1 millionth message in chat gets deleted

Fluttershy

I hope the 1m get is @OrigamiRob with his script.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ

kalina

17:48

or flagged

that would suit the bridge well

fbueckert

@kalina It'd be nice if controversy wasn't what we're famous for.

kalina

@fbueckert can't help you there

Shotgun Ninja

Where are you guys seeing the GET number? Or is it assumed from the post count on some page I am not privy to?

kalina

@ShotgunNinja chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/35/the-bridge

it's about to tick over to 999700

I reckon I have time to go and get a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes

Shotgun Ninja

tick

kalina

17:51

tock

Shotgun Ninja

squee It works!

OrigamiRobot

pong

kalina

ping

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I swear every 20 minutes a new Skullgirls Mane6 reminder post would show up on r/mylittlepony new queue. This is getting ridiculous

Shotgun Ninja

lippy toppy too tah

OrigamiRobot

17:52

@kalina Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

kalina

@OrigamiRobot you? telling jokes? This I've gotta see

OrigamiRobot

@ShotgunNinja I know what you're referring to!

Shotgun Ninja

@OrigamiRobot Whoa, really?

OrigamiRobot

Time Travel Joke

1 min ago, 28 seconds total – 5 messages, 4 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 12 secs ago by OrigamiRobot

@ShotgunNinja I HATE PEARS!

kalina

@OrigamiRobot YAWN

Shotgun Ninja

17:54

@OrigamiRobot BAHAHAHA

kalina

in other news... 999711

OrigamiRobot

11 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

I hope the millionth message is @kalina complaining about being sleepy.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot well, you know what, I might surprise you and say something completely out of character and unusual even for me

Shotgun Ninja

@kalina Like, for example, you're not sleepy?

OrigamiRobot

gasp Like "I hope you have a lovely day."

kalina

17:56

nothing like that, I said out of character, not batshit crazy

2

OrigamiRobot

My wrong.

Shotgun Ninja

Time to

arbitrarily

boost

the post count.

OrigamiRobot

hax

Sconibulus

that's a good way to get set on fire

Shotgun Ninja

Not that I'm spamming or anything.

I was pausing for effect.

The effect being incrementing the post count.

Time Travel Joke

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