The Bridge

GnomeSlice

00:01

@Ullallulloo I think maybe the flurry attack thing's success depends on your weapon

I just hit this guy twice in a row with a cleaver

But it might be because he's hurt

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I've only hit with it like once ever.

GnomeSlice

Yeah it doesn't usually work

Ullallulloo

Only doing it when they're vunerable.

GnomeSlice

Yeah

Ullallulloo

Unless they're unconscious. I can hit them then.

GnomeSlice

00:02

I don't get why these guys with rifles just hit me with them

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Bullets are rare.

GnomeSlice

Oh...

@Ullallulloo So how do you knock a guy down without falling down yourself

Ullallulloo

My first game I saw a guy with a gun and advanced slowly staying in cover all the time, and I didn't realize that he had no bullets until I killed him.

@GnomeSlice You don't.

GnomeSlice

WTF, SUDDENLY I'M BLEEDING INTERNALLY

I've hit this guy with a fucking meat cleaver like 8 times

Ullallulloo

Tackling them stuns them for a turn though so you can stand up first.

GnomeSlice

00:04

@Ullallulloo Wow, I had to run from that guy

Ullallulloo

Then sometimes if you pull them down, they'll just be stupid and not get up.

GnomeSlice

I had him bleeding from like my first attack

And I had to run

Bleeding internally my ass

Does this mean I'm going to die.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Not usually.

Unless you get in more combat.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo ...Er... how do I fix it.

Ullallulloo

There's medic page.

@GnomeSlice Sleep on it.

GnomeSlice

00:05

@Ullallulloo Yeah, player stats

Ullallulloo

Or rest.

GnomeSlice

ZOMG, TEAM NITRONIC FORMED A STUDIO AND IS MAKING A GAME

@RedRiderX

@Ullallulloo The hell, that's not how you deal with internal bleeding in the real world

What are painkillers for?

Do they just make you more alert when you're in pain?

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice If you're passing out in a fight from pain.

@GnomeSlice yeah

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Huh, if you do 'consume' on a first aid kit it says your immune system is bolstered.

But it didn't take anything out of it...

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice You ate the antibiotics.

Or one of them.

GnomeSlice

00:07

@Ullallulloo I only had one

Ullallulloo

You can't see the number when they're stacked an not equipped.

GnomeSlice

I think

Yeah you can

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Not through bottles.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Now that is interesting.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo 'through'?

Ullallulloo

00:08

Unless the bottle's equipped.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice By the way, you pinged me too loudly.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Unless you're holding a bottle in your hand.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I don't think pills stack at all

come to think of it

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Yeah, they do.

Up to 10.

I take them all out of their bottles so I can count them though.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo You can take them out of the bottle?

Yeesh, I've missed tons of stuff

Wait, how?

Ullallulloo

00:11

@GnomeSlice The bottles are just really small containers.

@GnomeSlice Put the bottle in your hand and drag the pills out.

GnomeSlice

OH so they are

I never noticed that before.

Neat-o

Fluttershy

Only 47 minutes to go to back Project Eternity!

Ullallulloo

Zynga sues former CityVille exec, accusing him of stealing game ideas

GnomeSlice

Guh I wish Kickstarter didn't require a credit card.

Ullallulloo

ಠ_ಠ

IGN says I no longer have an account.

"The email is not registered. Please try again."

GnomeSlice

00:16

@Fluttershy They're way past their goal...

@Ullallulloo What.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Yeah. But if they hit $4m, they're gonna do cool stuff. <_<

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Wtf me too.

I signed in through Google before.

fbueckert

@Ullallulloo "Non-compete agreements? Screw that. We'll just sue anyone who decides to quit on us and work for somebody else."

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo Wait a minute... Zynga is suing someone.... for stealing game ideas... That's ironic...

fbueckert

@Fluttershy They're also counter-suing EA, for apparently ripping off...FarmVille, or something?

Fluttershy

00:23

Zynga steals games too!

fbueckert

@Fluttershy ...That's a Kmart link.

Oh. Now it came up.

Fluttershy

@fbueckert Yeah, I know. To "Words with Friends: The Board Game"...

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy flags as spam

GnomeSlice

Good God, is Kmart even still around?

@Ullallulloo Okay, I have way too many items to deal with in this game

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Yes.

Wipqozn

00:25

@GnomeSlice That's an excellent point. I thought they went out of business years ago.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice You can contribute via paypal.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice As long as I don't carry around a full-sized sleeping bag it's usually okay for me.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy With paypal factored in they cleared 4 million a while ago.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm 99% sure you can't.

The only option for this one was to use amazon...

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh snap... I'd completely forgotten about PayPal... >_>

Ullallulloo

00:26

@GnomeSlice He means this specific project you can.

You can't on Kickstarter.

GnomeSlice

That's what I said.

kickstarter.com/projects/1857884659/…

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice eternity.obsidian.net

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz But... I think they aren't including that. At least on the KickStarter page it doesn't show that goal as achieved.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Wrong Kickstarter.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice What are you wanting to back?

reads up Oh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:27

@Fluttershy They said they'd total it up when everything is over, but they've been announcing paypal totals via twitter. (Which are around 150k atm)

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy IUVFBKRFBER IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO ME

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Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh awesome.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice p. much.

Holy shit we found an Earth size planet orbiting Alpha Centauri.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz I KNOW! This blew my mind!

My first thought was "How have we missed this?!"

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Duh... It's Centauri Prime...

fbueckert

00:31

@FAE Perhaps the fact that it's billions of miles away may have something to do with it? :P

FAE

@fbueckert Pshaw, sir, pshaw.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Er... that can isn't even opened.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Pfft. The Centauri aren't from Alpha Centauri. That was the result of a translation error.

GnomeSlice

Well, the icon isn't, anyway.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh.

Figures.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Nice try though.

GnomeSlice

00:34

@LessPop_MoreFizz I thought they were.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oh wow, there are two 20 dollar slots for project eternity open right now.

So if you were waiting to back it... go go go

fbueckert

@LessPop_MoreFizz Says sold out

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fbueckert Well that was fast.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Get DD DLC

@FAE You too, it's all on sale right now.

For like 75% off.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I was currently doing that.

Just bought Lost Shards.

FAE

00:37

@GnomeSlice I have like all of it already man.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Ah okay

Ullallulloo

I guess I'll get EV too.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I just bought all of it lol

Except for the Penny Arcade people.

Because that's just dumb.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Did you get the President one?

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Yeah, because the game mode sounds like fun.

That's the only reason though.

@Ullallulloo How do you pass the night away?

It keeps waking me up whenever someone shows up

Also how do you get rid of 'in pain'?

Ullallulloo

00:40

@GnomeSlice I just keep sleeping while hidden.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Hiding doesn't affect your sleep concealment I don't think

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Are you sleeping or resting?

GnomeSlice

That's displayed in the camp

@Ullallulloo Sleeping

I was resting I guess

To heal.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Maybe it's because of Insomnia.

GnomeSlice

I was bleeding internally remember?

Ullallulloo

00:41

@GnomeSlice Yeah.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Yeah, 'player had trouble falling asleep'. He slept that time though, but it's not morning

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Resting/Sleeping on it probably.

Or painkillers.

GnomeSlice

Does sleep also heal you?

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I think so.

GnomeSlice

I'm still in pain... wtf

I slept like 4 times

Lazers

00:46

0

Q: Can I configure my PS3 to display videos not larger than my screen?

I was watching some youtube videos on my brand new PS3, and I noticed that the video spans outside my TV screen, as shown in the following images: Can I configure the PS3 to not span beyond the TV limits? Is this a PS3 configuration or a YouTube App configuration? (I did notice that other ap...

ps3

GnomeSlice

Wow, scaveneged an entire city and found nothing.

I think maybe Raiders and bandits take stuff if they get there first.

Because I spent quite a while recovering

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice If you drop stuff, they will pick it up, so I wouldn't put it past them.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I mean I just found a city that had FOUR scavenge points and didn't find a single thing

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice hmm

GnomeSlice

Just went back and scavenged a new shed and still nothing

user2334

00:49

GUYS ONLY 11 MINUTES LEFT OF INANE BANTER BY SELF-DESCRIBED SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERTS ON THE YOUTUBE DEBATE STREAM HURRY

GnomeSlice

Why won't it let me rest now?

It says I'm still in pain.

Whatever, took some painkillers.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MarkTrapp But I'm busy following the inane banter by self-described social media experts on Twitter!

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo Can they not attack you in the cryo facility?

LessPop_MoreFizz

I can't keep up! I'm overwhelmed!

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I don't know.

GnomeSlice

00:52

Doesn't seem like it

Ullallulloo

You can't pass time in the cyro facility encounter thing.

But I wasn't attacked camping there either.

GnomeSlice

I haven't been attacked on this space once and there's loads of bandits around

Wow, my painkillers wore off and I'm back in pain

Is this shit permanent?

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Is your medic screen thing saying any injuries?

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo No

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice huh...

GnomeSlice

00:53

there's only one dot out of my pain bar too

I guess you would be hurting for a few days if it was real.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert 2 legendaries in the first run. One is actually sellable!

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Nice!

GnomeSlice

Uh oh, heat exhaustion...

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Take off your clothes.

6

GnomeSlice

I'm dressed too warmly, I thought it was always cold

@Ullallulloo I'm still overheating it says

fbueckert

00:55

@Ullallulloo Context, dude, context!

GnomeSlice

Why the hell are there so many enemies around now??

user2334

Dance party.

GnomeSlice

OH

A GUN

Yes! I found some pants with a twinkie in them!

7

SCORE

And a plastic bag full of shit

user2334

Proposal: rename "The Bridge" to "GnomeSlice's stream of consciousness"

9

GnomeSlice

@MarkTrapp @badp's* you mean.

OrigamiRobot

01:03

Jan 18 at 19:09, by OrigamiRobot

@GraceNote I want to do an experiment in which a person is isolated from all information and their only reference to the outside world is through @GnomeSlice links.

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Oh, dear lord.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot Is this an experiment in human torture?

fbueckert

You'd either make him go insane, or turn him into another Gnome.

user2334

@OrigamiRobot I think the Tuskegee Experiment was more humane

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Wipqozn was the proposed target.

GnomeSlice

01:03

@OrigamiRobot They wouldn't get anything, I miss a lot of 'important' things.

I know about random shit but not much normal shit

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice That is the entire point.

GnomeSlice

Oh, okay.

OrigamiRobot

@MarkTrapp Wow, I didn't know about this one. I'm gonna go cry now.

user2334

Yeaaaah.

GnomeSlice

Shit, I'm going to die of hunger or thirst.

Ullallulloo

01:11

@GnomeSlice IGN login works now.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo ...That's weird. So does mine.

Ullallulloo

At least I get early access to the PS All-Stars Beta.

RedRiderX

@MarkTrapp Couldn't this be a new room tag?

user2334

past the 25 character limit :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Chat Room for Arqade.com. The main quarters of Arqade's SEI AskQuestion Mothership, wherein we aim our LAZERS and LASERS at arqade cabinets and fancy new spaceship logos. [arqade] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [t+2y]

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Chat Room for Arqade.com. The main quarters of Arqade's SEI AskQuestion Mothership, wherein we aim our LAZERS and LASERS at arqade cabinets and fancy new spaceship logos. [arqade] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [t+2y] [whatgnomesliceisthinking]

GnomeSlice

01:16

...

Okay, for starters, @badp is the one who gives detailed running commentary on whatever he happens to be playing.

RedRiderX

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think it needs hyphens.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RedRiderX Won't fit with hyphens.

user2334

@GnomeSlice dude you've been doing that for the last 3 hours, you have the memory of a goldfish

5

RedRiderX

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, right.

GnomeSlice

@MarkTrapp @Ullallulloo And I are trying to figure out how it works.

OrigamiRobot

01:17

It's not just this time

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice If only there were a website where you could compose your thoughts into a coherent line of inquiry, and then get an answer. That would be pretty rad, no?

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah. But we don't have any specific questions

Wipqozn

@FAE Detecting planets from other solar systems actuallys come down to luck in many ways. IT's usually a matter of just happening to be looking at the star when the planet orbits in front of it (from our POV).

user2334

@GnomeSlice there's a site for recording all your thoughts on everything line-by-line too

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Then step back, compose your thoughts into a coherent line of inquiry, and then ask a specific question.

GnomeSlice

01:19

@MarkTrapp We're having s dis-cuss-ion

FAE

@Wipqozn Yeah I know, I was mostly kidding. I'm just excited that we're still finding new things.

Wipqozn

@FAE Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Fluttershy

@FAE It's pretty awesome. =3

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Same to you

Wipqozn

Solar Powered Tree

(credit to some reddit threaD)

GnomeSlice

01:21

@Wipqozn All trees are solar powered...

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn That joke was terrible and you should feel terrible.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy You're pretty awesome!

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Hey that looks like @Oak

Oh

Wipqozn

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn imagenotfound

Fluttershy

01:22

@Wipqozn Image not found is my favorite.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I HATE ALL OF YOU

LessPop_MoreFizz

> In special forces you know we say something like, you know there is this phrase that is common amongst “operators,” and that phrase is “adapt and overcome.” And coming up with the idea of putting that cue ball in a rag and using it against all those people was a good idea that really works. I can tell you. I mean, that will hurt somebody very badly.

Steven Segal.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I feel like I should know who that is.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice You should.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice The one with the heater and lighting would work as one.

GnomeSlice

01:27

@Ullallulloo The what?

The one what?

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice How to repair the stuff in the cryo chamber.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo The recipe tells you exactly how to repair it, but okay.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice It tells you the ingredients, but it was hard for me to figure out that you had to use the building on the campsite page to get it's parts.

GnomeSlice

I suppose.

Well, ask away, I can do an answer.

Haven't done one in a while.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Final Project Eternity total: 4.1 million

Quick #ProjectEternity PayPal update: $140,099

Tweeted by Obsidian on October 16, 2012 at 11:42 PM

GnomeSlice

01:33

@Ullallulloo Oh nice, if you click a recipe in your list, all of the ingredients will automatically move to the craft box, if you have them

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Yeah.

GnomeSlice

I MADE A RIFLE WITH SCOPE AND SLING

Ullallulloo

That's partially why I was confused with the heater and lighting.

GnomeSlice

YEEEAH

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Do you have bullets yet?

GnomeSlice

01:34

@Ullallulloo Oh, I thought that was before you even knew you could save recipes.

@Ullallulloo No.

And there's like 8 bad guys outside.

I'm going to die of hunger I think.

Fluttershy

That game sounds super fun........ But it's not on Steam yet. =(

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy So? I don't think it ever will be.

FAE

@GnomeSlice It's on Greenlight

GnomeSlice

@FAE It... is?

Sickkk

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice NEO Scavenger

FAE

01:36

@GnomeSlice Yeah, they even say that they'll give you a steam key for it in that bundle that's selling it if you buy it now. Whenever it's approved on Greenlight, they'll send you the key.

Ullallulloo

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Q: How do I repair the lighting and heater in the cryo chamber?

I noticed that if you return to the cryo chamber you can camp there and repair stuff in it. I got all of the stuff required, but I can't repair it. If I click it in the recipe list it doesn't do anything. If I drag all the stuff into the crafting box, it doesn't do anything because I'm missing th...

neo-scavenger

GnomeSlice

OMFG WOW ORGAN FAILURE DUE TO HEAT STROKE

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice I told you to take off your clothes.

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GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I did, it got cold again

Then when I was sleeping it started to get hot

I took them all off when it got to 'heat stroke' and then I died

fuck

2 days 17 hours

I suck at this shit

Bullshit, you can't DIE from sleeping in a hoodie

Ullallulloo

Aaand IGN's PlayStation All-Stars beta is just a trial for PlayStation Plus. >.<

which gives early access to the beta

Trent Hawkins

01:41

@GnomeSlice Sure you can... go to sleep in a hoodie, cop stalks you while you're sleepwalking. shoots you for being suspicious.

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins Good point, I guess.

@fbueckert You said KSP 1.7 had some kind of tutorials for various things?

I haven't seen any

fbueckert

@GnomeSlice ...

Start New --> Training

GnomeSlice

Oh, is it 'flight tutorial' in the options? Because I assumed that was just about how to fly a rocket.

fbueckert

@GnomeSlice There are various scenarios.

GnomeSlice

SHIT FUCK I just ended my flight by mistake.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

fbueckert

01:42

One is to get a kerbal back into his rocket.

And then there are the scenarios to refine the training

Lazers

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Q: How do I repair the lighting and heater in the cryo chamber?

I noticed that if you return to the cryo chamber you can camp there and repair stuff in it. I got all of the stuff required, but I can't repair it. If I click it in the recipe list it doesn't do anything. If I drag all the stuff into the crafting box, it doesn't do anything because I'm missing th...

neo-scavenger

Ullallulloo

You can make splints...

wonder what those do

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I died, so my screenshots won't be very good now. =[

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice ah =/

You cannot put a lit campfire in your inventory.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo You can put an unlit one in though

Ullallulloo

01:52

@GnomeSlice How do you make that?

You mean sticks?

GnomeSlice

I dunno, I found one once.

Ullallulloo

huh

GnomeSlice

Give me a few mins to try and get a screenshot for your question.

Ullallulloo

Yeah, that's fine.

GnomeSlice

SUCCESS

Man, I love 'cabin in the woods' scavenges

Ullallulloo

01:54

Yes, a mini sleeping bag.

GnomeSlice

Holy shit there's a lot of good stuff in this

including a gun scope and sling

Hey I got some actual cola.

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo So... I made the bundle purchase through Amazon, and it's like... I don't think it showed up. How long does it usually take?

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy Which bundle?

Be Mine?

GnomeSlice

omg another gun

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo Yeah.

Ullallulloo

01:59

@Fluttershy I think mine was about instant.

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo Did you PayPal or Amazon?

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy PayPal =/

Did you click Downloads though?

fbueckert

@Ullallulloo Mine was instant.

They do tell you that they're not gonna email keys, though.

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