The Bridge

Wipqozn

00:06

@Ben They're using modded Minecraft anyways, so not much we can help with. Although I've suggested they uninstall all their mods and see if the issue still occurs.

Honestly using a google drive link is a bit eeehhh, I'd rather not download some random file, so I'm hoping they take my pastebin suggestion.

Ben

Ah coolies. No worries

Lazers 2.0

00:34

0

Q: Are some fingers naturally faster than others?

In some space shooter game, I only need two fingers to control the game: Mobile device in landscape mode with control zones at the corners: --------------------- | | | | |<Left Right>| --------------------- I can comfortably hold the device an...

Ave

00:52

woo, 7.0.1 on switch

Memor-X

01:41

PUSHEEN'S VALENTINE ❤ #pusheensvalentine

►

cc @Ash

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why isn't my paper mill being provided with lumber?

I built a Paper Mill awhile ago (top left structure in the below image, over the river), and I just noticed that it's not being provided with any lumber. As you can see from my image it's within the radius of the market building (bottom right), but it's not being provided with lumber. I've verifi...

anno-1404 anno-1404-venice

Wipqozn

02:19

I am so proud of the journalism @cecianasta does for Kotaku and for the effort she puts into exposing necessary truth. Her story about sexism at Riot Games just won the digital news award at the Writers Guild Of America’s annual awards. Fittingly, she thanked her brave sources.

Tweeted by stephentotilo on February 18, 2019 at 3:31 AM

Frank

02:40

Being broken sucks

Memor-X

@Frank what's broken?

Private Pansy

Endless Jeopardy

@EndlessJeopardy

Randomly generated clues. Win points by making the most-liked reply in the first ten minutes. A bot by @neilcic

561 tweets, 3.8k followers, following 0 users

Frank

@Memor-X Me

Private Pansy

cc @Yuuki

Frank

I wrenched the crap out of my back when I had my seizure.

Private Pansy

02:55

@Frank Have you seen a doctor about it?

Dragonrage

@Frank oh, I hadnt heard. I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you dont have anymore

Chippies

@Memor-X 2000 times? I probably died more than that and I didn't finish it (although I have the Scholars of the First Sin edition, which I've been told is stupidly harder than the original)

Frank

@PrivatePansy Emergency room yesterday.

Private Pansy

Ooof, that sucks

Memor-X

04:12

The most anime moment of Smash https://t.co/WdV13QzcPQ

Tweeted by Lythero on February 19, 2019 at 2:57 AM

Sepia Lazers

04:50

1

Q: Rename [half-minute-hero-2] → [half-minute-hero-the-second-coming]

Half-Minute Hero: The Second Coming is the sequel to Half-Minute Hero, but the official name doesn't have the number "2" in the title. Since the tag was created back when we only had a 25 character limit, and now we have a 35 character limit, can we redirect half-minute-hero-2 to half-minute-he...

discussion tags tag-rename-request

Memor-X

05:20

Unionhawk

Yoshi's Crafted World: Rail-Yard Run Demo 100% Speedrun in 0:02:18 (1st-cycle)

►

crafted world speedruns are already a thing lol

Ave

06:28

ah I love it when I attempt to get a uber to a place I need to urgently go to

and it denies my credit card so I trt again

and it increases the price to 1.5x

literally went from 55 to 79 or whatever

Tanuj

If anyone's open to discussion, do you think a technocrat government would be a good idea for the country's socio economic stability?

Ave

p sure I paid 20 liras for this distance before

@Tanuj while I like it on theory, there's big questions on how someone would be considered worthy of a seat, and an addendum is how a bunch of knowledged people are bigots or assholes, not really people you'd want in administrative positions

Nzall

@Moacir Did you have a half minute party yesterday? I mean, it was your thirty second birthday

10

GodEmperorDune

06:49

@Nzall hue

Kevin

08:08

Morning chat

Nzall

08:22

Morning @Kevin

Ave

08:38

well, this is great

I just got most of the basics I need for my house for free

4

Kevin

Nice!

Ave

08:55

Random thought: it's kinda cool how you can tap a spot on a map on your phone and someone will take you there irl.

sure it's at a cost (which is to say 50try avg per ride), but it's still a very interesting combination of abstract representations of physical stuff and virtual stuff

Memor-X

10:05

@Ave how did you do it?

Ave

@Memor-X well the main reason I'm moving to a new place is because my cousin is moving back with her family

Memor-X

@Ave so it was already paid for and you're benefiting off the remaining time left before the next bill?

@Ave also Simpsons did it in Episode S10E22 - The Saved Lisa's Brain

Ave

10:21

okay sec

@Memor-X they offered to just give the house to me, I was like "sure!", but then the landowner was like "ok no i want to rent this to someone else", so they just were like "ok we'll give you free furniture, is that okay?"

Memor-X

@Ave oh those basic needs, i thought you was talking about utilities

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Are dynamic shadows actually positive?

This question isn't game specific, but more about whether games implement such an option. Generally, my experience with dynamic shadows are subpar: They incur a heavy performance penalty, even at highest settings often remain visibly pixelated, still lack the "fuzzyness" seen at the edges of rea...

performance

Ave

@Memor-X ah, no

well, those are included in the cost

Moacir

10:41

@Nzall @Yuuki would be proud

Morning everyone

Lazers 2.0

10:58

0

Q: Do Tutorials or Practice Tools count as a matchmade game?

I am trying to get out of low priority and they said I needed to play 5 matchmade games without leaving and I would like to know if Tutorial or Practice tool counts as a matchmade game and I would like to know what does count in a matchmade game.

league-of-legends

0

Q: Losing my city on a one-city-challenge on complete kills, do i still stand a chance?

I am currently in a long term civ-game with a few of my friends. During our previous session i was one single turn away from a science victory, however, the warmonger among us managed to destroy my only city (due to one-city-challenge being on) with his superior fleet. Luckily for me, complete ki...

civilization-5

Lazers 2.0

11:14

0

Q: What are the tiers of loot?

Anthem is a gear driven game, and I've seen videos mentioning Legendary and Masterwork items. What are the actual tiers of gear in the game? Are Masterworks the highest tier?

anthem

Lazers 2.0

13:53

0

Q: What is the most efficient way to cleanse the corruption/crimson?

It’s been spreading for a while now and... I don’t know what to do. How can I cleanse it in the most efficient, easiest way?

terraria

Private Pansy

14:05

@Lazers2.0 Not entirely sure why this is downvoted. It is not immediately obvious if you don't refer to the wiki, and there are no exact duplicates

Unionhawk

How did we get a new terraria question in 2019

that's amazing

Private Pansy

The game has been ported to new platforms?

I'm surprised my toaster doesn't run Terraria

Unionhawk

There are several related probably,

like, we probably have "how do I stop it from spreading"

(dig an x block wide trench around your base)

badp

to stop It from spreading, destroy all sewers

Kevin

Fill the sewers with explosives and set them all off at once

Only way to be sure

badp

14:18

other than that, the only thing that can stop a bad It with a gun is a good It with a gun

that, and thoughts and prayers

Private Pansy

@Unionhawk Right, I found that one, but it's not quite duplicate

Also found a question for removing hallowed

Unionhawk

Right, but it's still good info

maybe

maybe their issue is the corruption spawned directly in their base though

/shrug

Lazers 2.0

14:40

0

Q: Very Low Gaming Performance below 10 fps with Nvidia 920m Graphics card even for very low end games at lowest settings

I have a Lenovo U41-70 laptop (Also known as S41) with a core i7 5500u processor, 4gigs of DDR3 1600MHZ RAM, a Kingston 240GB SSD and a 2GB DDR3 Nvidia 920m graphics card. I am having very poor gaming performance, with frames dropping to less than 10 fps even in very low settings. That is, I am n...

performance nvidia-geforce-experience

Lazers 2.0

14:56

0

Q: Ice Climbers "desynch" in Ultimate

Since Melee, it's been possible to "desynch" the Ice Climbers so that you can control each of them individually. Apparently this technique is more difficult in Ultimate, but it's absolutely still possible: I'd be lying if I said that those combos don't look inc...

super-smash-bros-ultimate

Yuuki

15:20

@Unionhawk That kinda sucks.

Unionhawk

I'm not sure that's possible but

I also haven't played terraria in almost 6 years

Frank

You take your physical health for granted. Until you don't have it.

I feel like I'm 85, slowly walking around the house.

Kevin

One of my friends was literally stuck in their apartment earlier today (at least... I hope they're out =p)

They're in a weelchair and the elevator broke...

Frank

15:35

@Kevin I suppose I could drive myself, but the doc told me that's not a good idea.

Kevin

I mean, you could leave the physical building

Frank

True. But that doesn't help me get to the doctor's.

Yuuki

15:53

@PrivatePansy I feel like these can't be randomly generated.

Kevin

Depends on how random you want, pure machine learning? Nah not likely

But having a bunch of lines of '$famous_person once called it "$vague_quote"' with lots of things to put in it should work

And counts as randomly generated

Though I'd call it more like randomly composed

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do the new "Assets" and "Flaws" affect Arena scoring?

The range of Arena score you'll get in Fire Emblem Heroes (FEH) is based on--among other things--each of your team member's "BST," or the sum of all of the unit's stats with no skills equipped. These are grouped in buckets of 5, so a BST of 170-174 would score the same, but 175 would score highe...

fire-emblem-heroes

Yuuki

@Kevin I don't know, these seem slightly adjusted to set up for puns.

Kevin

16:13

Maybe you just have far too many puns on the brain, you should get that checked out

I've got access to some 2 by 4s

Dragonrage

16:56

anyone know if the compiler is smart enough to remove an if statement that depends on a value constant that is loaded from a config file if it evaluates to false?

language of reference is c#

Moacir

@Unionhawk I answered like, 3 recent questions of terraria. I also dont know why we got that influx

fredley

It's been a while since we had a truly great Kickstarter campaign

3

> Step 7: I need $57.69 to pay for a one month subscription to the Adobe Creative Cloud Suite. This will allow me to edit the digital scan of the 35mm film print of the rat-less digital file into the end of The Departed. Adobe does offer a free 7 day trial of their suite, but I've already used that to make this Kickstarter video.

Moacir

"It's always bothered me that a movie as good as The Departed has such a cheesy ending,"

HAH, BECAUSE RAT

murgatroid99

17:12

@Dragonrage The config file would be loaded at runtime, right? So the compiler wouldn't know

Dragonrage

@murgatroid99 I wasnt 100% sure if the config file is loaded at runtime or not. it is part of the solution so I wasnt sure if it would be able to get the values at compile time or if it did it at runtime

runtime does seem to make more sense though

murgatroid99

@Dragonrage I guess it really depends on how it's getting loaded. I'm not familiar enough with C# to know if that compiler has the ability to do what you're describing

Lazers 2.0

17:34

-1

Q: How rare is the mastif in Apex Legends

I have never had a Mastif but I always see a team with one. How rare is it?

apex-legends

Nzall

17:57

Generally speaking, considering config files can have variable values with the goal being to make it easier to change these values without having to go through the entire compile process again, config file values are determined at runtime, when the file is loaded in

Lazers 2.0

18:21

-3

Q: Help me identify a robot strategy game from the 90s

I'd love to identify a game I played in the 90s but totally don't remember, also any search I try comes up empty (maybe I remember some details wrong? it's been some time...). It's an RTS game from the 90s, a bit like Command & Conquer, but if I remember correctly, no bases are being built. The...

game-identification

Dragonrage

18:59

@fredley i feel like @Sterno would be interested in this Kickstarter

Yuuki

@Dragonrage @TimStone Kickstarted Star Citizen so you know he isn't fond of his money either.

Tim Stone

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

reports to the burn unit

Tanuj

@Ave what really makes you say that? Can you give any real life situations or possible real life situations where this is true?

Yuuki

@Tanuj Have you not noticed the numerous scandals coming out of Silicon Valley?

Like Uber?

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: How Do I Make the Most Out of My BM-700 Mic?

I ordered a BM-700 mic after seeing a review on it on YouTube. It looked perfect. Amazon gave me complications but it finally arrived. I used it for a good little while before my computer stopped working. After fixing my computer (after a good few weeks), I attempted to record a YouTube video. Th...

hardware

Tanuj

19:08

@Yuuki not really, no. Can you expand on it please?

Dragonrage

I wonder if that guy from the kickstarter could make a new kickstarter to remove all the rats from bad rats 2

Yuuki

Uber

Uber is a transportation network company (TNC) headquartered in San Francisco, California. Uber offers services including peer-to-peer ridesharing, taxi cab hailing, food delivery, and a bicycle-sharing system. The company has operations in 785 metropolitan areas worldwide. Its platforms can be accessed via its websites and mobile apps. Uber has been so prominent in the sharing economy that the changes in industries as a result of it have been referred to as Uberisation and many startups have described their products as "Uber for X".The name "Uber" is a reference to the common (and somewhat...

> On June 6, 2017, Uber announced that it fired over 20 employees as a result of the investigation.

Tanuj

Well i know what Uber is

Oh! Why so?

Yuuki

Systemic sexual harassment.

The CEO also resigned in part due to his behavior and handling of said investigation into systemic sexual harassment.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki possibly a more relevant conversation for TIF

Yuuki

19:12

A technocracy is basically an aristocracy by another name.

It's the same idea of concentrating power among in-groups which, by definition, are a small select portion of the population.

Notably, in-groups that are not defined by the consent of the larger population.

@Dragonrage I'll move it to TIF if I feel it's starting to get into the weeds.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What am I doing wrong with my /give command?

I am working on an adventure mode map on the Nintendo Switch Bedrock Edition, and so I am trying to give myself a diamond pickaxe which can only break mob spawners and is unbreakable. I have currently /give @s diamond_pickaxe 1 0 {CanDestroy:["minecraft:mob_spawner"],Unbreakable:1} and whenever I...

minecraft minecraft-commands

Nzall

19:31

@Yuuki I'm not sure if that's fair to the rest of us who have to take such conversations to the TIF room directly and can't move conversations to that room based on our own feelings

Unionhawk

in general, moving messages disrupts the flow of other rooms, and should be done sparingly

like somebody comes in here with a javascript question, we tell them that hey go to chat.so instead of just moving it to the javascript room

(I am not certain that example is technically possible but nevertheless)

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk UNLESS we're moving things to Android Enthusiasts

Yuuki

@Nzall This is what room owners are for. And my feelings in this case were spot-on as the conversation ended there and moving the conversation to TIF would've accomplished nothing other than an abrupt gap in messages and shunting someone to a room that they had not consented to be in in the first place.

If you feel that I don't have the capacity to make the discretion on whether to migrate messages are not, then I'm okay with dropping my room ownership, as the whole reason I have it is predicated on me running an event that no longer occurs.

As far as the membrane between the Bridge and TIF goes, I feel like TIF-esque conversations in the Bridge are fine so long as they are short and self-contained. How "short" and "self-contained" are defined is up to the room owners and mods who have the ability to migrate messages.

Buns Glazing

Titanfall 2 Campaign - Effect And Cause Mission

►

I think I am going to play through this again pretty soon

The time shift mission was awesome

Yuuki

19:46

Ironically enough, I can see the clear parallels of this sort of a power structure to the technocracy/aristocracy I was railing against earlier.

Buns Glazing

TIF is for news isn't it

I guess it's mostly just a political echo chamber in practice

Moacir

Politics too

Buns Glazing

Sorry, political discussion

Yuuki

@BunsGlazing I liked that Titanfall 2's campaign didn't feel like there was any unnecessary cruft to it.

It was short but every part of it was important to some degree (arguments can be made about the sewers and factory).

I completed the whole thing in an afternoon+evening but it was definitely worth the time I spent on it.

Buns Glazing

It was really well done

Even the factory was still pretty special. But yeah lol

It'll take time to get used to hitscan weapons again if I do play it, lol

Yuuki

19:51

Also, everyone who plays Apex Legends should play the campaign so they have extra context to mock the posters who say that Apex Legends should add the Pilot with the SMART pistol as their ultimate.

That's up there with one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What does "★20% damage" mean in Dead Cells?

In a game of Dead Cells (with the new update), I just received this item (emphasis mine, sorry but I can't get a screenshot of any quality here easily): Electric Whip V 442 DPS +50% damage Automatically targets nearby enemies. Ignores shields. ★20% damage ◆+30% damage to a...

dead-cells

user15026

20:11

Bridge learn from my mistakes don't go do a giant strength workout on 4.5 hours of sleep you will feel like dying.

user15026

I did it, it was fun, but now my body is like we are never ever moving again ever.

Yuuki

20:43

Hmm... it seems that I can't attach listeners to dynamically-created elements.

This could be a problem.

Moacir

@Yuuki So dynamically created elements are deaf

Yuuki

@Moacir Technically, it would be mute.

Moacir

@Yuuki Oh, it cant be listened then

I see

Yuuki

Yes, it seems that listeners can't hear them, so then dynamically-created elements are mute.

Moacir

I know almost zero about this programing things

Yuuki

20:50

I wonder why this element has to be created dynamically though.

SaintWacko

@Lazers2.0 Okay, that game sounds like fun

Yuuki

Dead Cells vs. Hollow Knight, hmm...

I suppose Hollow Knight doesn't have the procedural generation thing going on.

Moacir

@Yuuki I think I have a key for hollow knight

Yep, I do

Add me at steam SouDescolado

It has a portal Turret as profile image

Lazers 2.0

21:30

0

Q: Infinite Unstable Evolutions?

I played a Shaman today and he had a Radiant Elemental on the board which reduces spell cost by one, and he had Unstable Evolution which is repeatable and only costs one mana. So he just played the Unstable Evolution over and over again on a 1-1 minion until it turned into Malygos, then stopped....

hearthstone

Memor-X

Wipqozn

@Ash I mean then never move again. Problem solved. You can still read books.

@Nzall @Yuuki I'm ashamed of both of us for not having made this joke first

Also this happened:

Darkest Dungeon 2 Teaser: "The Howling End"

►

Although at this point I think I've expected Darkest Dungeon isn't my thing

I do really enjoy it, but it can't hold my interest long enough

Nzall

@Wipqozn For once being subbed to /r/jokes paid off... That was one of the common reposts

Wipqozn

I should play Slay the Spire again

@Nzall I've actually made the joke before. I completely forgot about it.

L:ike in RL I've done it

At my last job

GOOD TIMES

Nzall

21:47

Looks like I won't be subscribing to PS Now

@realnzall Unfortunately, there isn't a search function in the site. ^MM

Tweeted by AskPS_UK on February 19, 2019 at 7:23 PM in reply to realnzall

to sum up: 1. games that ask you to press the start button at the start (which is most of them since that's how most of them work around loading time rules) open the PS Now options menu;

Yuuki

@Wipqozn I would've considered asking if he was 60.

Nzall

2. A couple of the games I want to play (most notably Journey) aren't compatible with my controller, because it wants sixaxis controls;

Yuuki

Since it was his thirty second birthday.

Nzall

3. Since it's game streaming, there's a slight but noticeable delay, which is annoying for most of the games I'd like to play;

4. Games are limited to 720p30...

5. ... And don't have a fullscreen option

6. the way the games library is organized is horrendous, with first a couple of "best of" categories, then a "selections from genre X" couple of categories, then a publisher category and only THEN a simple alphabetical category (but not even with games in the category itself ordered lexically)

and 7) a lack of a search function, even though the PS Now app on the PS4 does include that functionality.

user15026

22:10

@Wipqozn you have a valid point

ToxicFrog

@Yuuki having played both, Hollow Knight has a better setting and atmosphere and writing and whatnot, but Dead Cells has much better combat

It also has an actually useful map and no backtracking

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: UnspeakableGaming has the proof of hero rimes realism

Unspeakable has witnessed hero brines realism, I have the link below (I couldn't find link so here's the name) the name is this EXACTLY EVIDENCE HEROBRINE IS REAL IN MINECRAFT...(NOT CLICKBAIT) - UnspeakableGaming His lights were FLASHING HE FOUND A TOY HE THREW OUT...

minecraft

Memor-X

> I have the link below (I couldn't find link

:thinking:

Yuuki

@Memor-X That in and of itself is comedy gold.

murgatroid99

23:03

@ToxicFrog Comparing map and backtracking between a Metroidvania and an essentially linear roguelike doesn't really make sense.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can you make an item teleport someone to spawn in Minecraft 1.13.2

I run a realm server and I am trying to figure out if there is a way to teleport someone to spawn or their home if they use/drop an item. It looks like there is a way to do this on 1.8, but I am having issues running the commands needed to do it in 1.13.2

minecraft-commands

murgatroid99

Personally I also think the combat in Hollow Knight is much better than in Dead Cells, but I can see how that would be largely a matter of personal preference

Memor-X

Lightsaber duelling is now totally a sport in France http://bit.ly/2NdMO8U

Tweeted by SBSNews on February 19, 2019 at 9:10 PM

ToxicFrog

23:18

@murgatroid99 yes, but my main beef is that in Hollow Knight it is so bad

(and the map in Dead Cells behaves very much like a traditional 'vania map, while the map in Hollow Knight behaves like something that hates you personally)

murgatroid99

@ToxicFrog I like the Hollow Knight map. I think it's a good variation on the traditional map system

It reminds me of Dark Souls, where you don't get a map at all and you have to learn areas by moving around in them.

Wipqozn

23:34

@murgatroid99 Yeah I really like it's map system too

Hollow Knight is one of the best metroidvania games ever release IMO

ToxicFrog

I really like the concept of its map system but I find the implementation infuriating.

It's entirely possible to explore most of an area without getting the map for it. Once you do find the map it's a mandatory money sink. Once you pay the money the map is still of limited usefulness between only updating at benches (which themselves sometimes cost money!) and basic functionality requiring an equipment slot.

You need to sink more money into it to unlock things like "the map displays save points".

Basically, it's a huge money sink to unlock functionality that is still sub-par compared to most vanias and half the time isn't even available until after you've explored 90% of the area you want the map for.

Oh, and if you sit on a bench in an area you don't have the map for, it'll say "map updated!" and then "lol no map" when you call its bluff.

Here's an alternate implementation: the map fills in with basic room outlines as you explore. Resting gives the Knight a chance to think back over the terrain and fill in more detail; detailed areas will show save points, uncollected items, NPCs, etc and will show your location in them when you return there.

The mapper is still around but fills in unexplored areas with the "basic outline" pro-rated based on how much you've already explored.

There, the mapper is still useful, there's still that nice atmospheric connection of "sitting down to gather your thoughts and fill in the map", but the map is also, y'know, useful.

murgatroid99

I think I almost never explored most of an area before finding Cornifer

ToxicFrog

(this is all fresh in my mind because I was recently convinced to give Hollow Knight another try after ditching it the first time before I even got the dash ability)

murgatroid99

23:49

And from my point of view, what you're calling a "sub-par" map is more of a deliberate choice to create a different play experience by giving players different information at different times.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: minecraft launcher not showing up on screen

My Minecraft launcher wont show up on my screen; I can't play its showing on my windows ten bar but I can't play or do anything! Please help! I tried restarted my computer and it didn't work ether

minecraft technical-issues

murgatroid99

Also, if you get familiar enough with the world of Hollow Knight you can navigate it without using the map at all. That is part of what reminds me of Dark Souls

ToxicFrog

I had much less difficulty navigating without the map in Dark Souls than I did in Hollow Knight. There are way too many same-looking rooms in the latter.

From my point of view, it's "let's add artificial difficulty not by making the game harder but by making it less pleasant to interact with"

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